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I’m Moving to Canada

by John Cole|  May 4, 201010:11 am| 127 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Our Failed Media Experiment, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks)

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I can’t take it anymore:

The ferocious oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico is threatening President Barack Obama’s reputation for competence, just as surely as it endangers the Gulf ecosystem.

So White House aides are escalating their efforts to reassure Congress and the public in the face of a slow-motion catastrophe, even though it’s not clear they can bring it under control anytime soon.

“There is no good answer to this,” one senior administration official said. “There is no readily apparent solution besides one that could take three months. … If it doesn’t show the impotence of the government, it shows the limits of the government.”

Hope and change was Obama’s headline message in 2008, but those atop his campaign have always said that it was Obama’s cool competence — exemplified by his level-headed handling of the financial meltdown during the campaign’s waning days — that sealed the deal with independents and skeptical Democrats. The promise of rational, responsive and efficient government is Obama’s brand, his justification for bigger and bolder federal interventions and, ultimately, his rationale for a second term.

That’s Mike Allen and Glenn Thrush in the Politico, sneering that Obama’s “Hope and Change” 2008 slogan hasn’t plugged the worst oil spill in world history.

Assholes. I don’t think it is fair to the rest of us, but these douchebags in the beltway media deserve to live in a world ruled by Sarah Palin and Bill Kristol.

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  1. 1.

    Elisabeth

    May 4, 2010 at 10:14 am

    Some Politico dude was on Morning Joe this am and said the administration was “panicking” that a slow response meme was beginning to take hold on Capitol Hill and with the public at large. You can fault them for many things but panicking ain’t one of them.

  2. 2.

    James K Polk, Esq.

    May 4, 2010 at 10:14 am

    Here is a handy video for anyone trying to understand what is going on.

    As you can clearly see, it’s all Obama’s fault.

  3. 3.

    flukebucket

    May 4, 2010 at 10:15 am

    If this is Obama’s Katrina I think he is handling it very well. At least he is not at a god damn birthday party.

  4. 4.

    slippy

    May 4, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Yet another case of Republicans trying to set goals for Democrats. Of course, that means making sure the goal is well out of reach for said Democrat, making him a failure.

  5. 5.

    beltane

    May 4, 2010 at 10:17 am

    We could use the beltway media to plug up the oil spill. Concrete shoes and all that.

    It would be the only time any of these people had ever served a useful purpose.

  6. 6.

    jacy

    May 4, 2010 at 10:17 am

    So the people screaming about “less government regulation of private industry” are now all verklempt because private industry majorly fucks up, and somehow it’s Obama’s fault?

    Color me surprised.

    The only thing these people are good for is giving me an excuse to start drinking at 8 o’clock in the morning.

  7. 7.

    some other guy

    May 4, 2010 at 10:17 am

    Assholes. I don’t think it is fair to the rest of us, but these douchebags in the beltway media deserve to live in a world ruled by Sarah Palin and Bill Kristol.

    Would the beltway media would actually suffer in such a world, though?

  8. 8.

    cleek

    May 4, 2010 at 10:19 am

    “There is no good answer to this,” one senior administration official said. “There is no readily apparent solution besides one that could take three months. … If it doesn’t show the impotence of the government, it shows the limits of the government.”

    sounds like Mr Senior Administration Official needs a swift kick in the teeth. if you don’t like the job, get the fuck out and let somebody else do it.

  9. 9.

    Poopyman

    May 4, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Well goddammit, I’ve been wondering since last week why Obama didn’t just swim down there and clamp that pipe with his mighty Kenyan pincer-fingers.

    Evidently, I’m not the only one with that expectation.

  10. 10.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 4, 2010 at 10:20 am

    So, they can’t won’t don’t make a connection between a thirty (or 130) year campaign of deregulation and lax enforcement toward the fossil-fuel extraction industries, but the fact that Obama hasn’t flown counter-clockwise around the spill to whip the oil up into a funnel that he can then deposit into a waiting vat made of Krypton crystals suggests that he is not really competent? Oh, that’s right, I’m a cultist who thinks Obama is the Messiah.

  11. 11.

    Zifnab

    May 4, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Hope and change was Obama’s headline message in 2008, but those atop his campaign have always said that it was Obama’s cool competence — exemplified by his level-headed handling of the financial meltdown during the campaign’s waning days — that sealed the deal with independents and skeptical Democrats.

    I totally agree. Never more than today do I wish we’d gone with the “Drill, Baby, Drill” crowd. Their rationality and level-headedness would have capped that leak in the liberal tree-hugger media and kept this oil spill from turning into a massive headache for a proud, All-American capitalist enterprise like British Petroleum.

  12. 12.

    Jamie

    May 4, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Why does Politico hate America?

  13. 13.

    beltane

    May 4, 2010 at 10:21 am

    @some other guy: Exactly my thought. What they really deserve is to live in a world run by some leftist dictator who will take away all their toys and force them to pick lettuce in the hot sun.

  14. 14.

    Violet

    May 4, 2010 at 10:21 am

    @some other guy:

    Would the beltway media would actually suffer in such a world, though?

    Yes, because everyone else would run away screaming and they wouldn’t have anyone left to do all the jobs they don’t want to do.

  15. 15.

    Poopyman

    May 4, 2010 at 10:22 am

    @jacy:

    The only thing these people are good for is giving me an excuse to start drinking at 8 o’clock in the morning.

    That’s evidently good for your Wordsum!

  16. 16.

    MattF

    May 4, 2010 at 10:24 am

    I’m struggling with figuring out the mind-set that blames Obama for this. Maybe “Katrina was a catastrophe, and Bush got blamed, so it’s really the same thing.” But I’m, like, unconvinced that anyone with a brain actually thinks this way.

  17. 17.

    beltane

    May 4, 2010 at 10:25 am

    @MattF: How many pundits actually have a brain?

  18. 18.

    Linda Featheringill

    May 4, 2010 at 10:26 am

    @jacy: Nice word, verklempt.

    [And they are.]

  19. 19.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    May 4, 2010 at 10:26 am

    So if Politico has to be fair and balanced and find “Obama’s Katrina” and so on, finding exact parallels to the Bush White House at every turn, where’s the part where we get “Obama’s flight suit”? Or the talking heads yelling “traitor” at anyone who opposes him, and all the rest of it.

  20. 20.

    Poopyman

    May 4, 2010 at 10:26 am

    @MattF:

    But I’m, like, unconvinced that anyone with a brain actually thinks this way.

    Consider the source.

    It really makes me wonder: Do people really see how stupid these themes are, or are they being “informed” by them? Some of both, obviously, and I’m afraid it’s more the latter than former. Sigh.

  21. 21.

    Napoleon

    May 4, 2010 at 10:27 am

    Mike Allen is a right wing hack, just like Fortier (sp?) from AP and Solomon formerly of the Wash Times and WaPo, and likely Halpern (sp?) as well.

  22. 22.

    Bill H

    May 4, 2010 at 10:28 am

    I think they expect that Obama will fly to the Gulf and talk it to death.

  23. 23.

    Robin G

    May 4, 2010 at 10:28 am

    No kidding. There are days that I can laugh at this shit, and there are days I can take it with a grain of salt, and there are days I can just ignore it.

    Today I just want to grab these people and shake them until their teeth rattle.

  24. 24.

    Brian J

    May 4, 2010 at 10:30 am

    I refuse to give that article a page hit, but is there even any justification for the article’s thesis, or is it just a bunch of claims not backed up by any facts? I’m curious to know exactly what they think Obama should have done that he didn’t do.

  25. 25.

    L-villelip

    May 4, 2010 at 10:30 am

    Stopping the leak of course is first priority, but If BP, the US, and I’m sure other oil companies whos fortunes are dependent on offshore drilling can’t figure out a solution, then it must be Obama’s fault. Its a known fact every Harvard grad has been taught classic ocean floor drilling techniques.

  26. 26.

    cleek

    May 4, 2010 at 10:31 am

    @MattF:
    the prospect of a parallel is too tempting to be held to strict standards of truth. it’s an instant narrative, one that gives pundits and knee-jerk Obama haters a handy pre-fab framework to build around.

    remember, for pundits, a topic of conversation doesn’t have to be true, it just has to be interesting. truth is something readers can figure out for themselves.

  27. 27.

    jrg

    May 4, 2010 at 10:32 am

    What federal agency is funded and trained to stop an oil gusher 1 mile underwater?

    Oh, that’s right, you don’t have to fund things in the government. Like Social Security, Medicare, and the Military, these things just appear out of fucking nowhere, like magic.

  28. 28.

    eemom

    May 4, 2010 at 10:32 am

    oh, fuck these idiots.

    sorry, I realize that’s not a very creative comment.

  29. 29.

    jeffreyw

    May 4, 2010 at 10:33 am

    I wanted to go down there and fix the leak myself just to show ’em that an old fart retired plumber still had his chops. Decided to have breakfast first. I’ll get down to the gulf some other day.

  30. 30.

    Zifnab

    May 4, 2010 at 10:33 am

    @cleek:

    sounds like Mr Senior Administration Official needs a swift kick in the teeth. if you don’t like the job, get the fuck out and let somebody else do it.

    Oh please. What do you want them to do? Wave a magic wand and make the oil slick go away? The US Government is not an oil company. This disaster happened – what? – a week ago? It took a week to get the Apollo 13 astronauts back home, and that was with NASA steering the ship.

    In infrastructure and planning in oil drilling was left in the hands of private corporations for the last two decades. Why did the onus suddenly fall on the government to clean up the mes… oh right. Democrats in office. Mop and Bucket of the Nation.

    Seems like the only time we don’t look to the free market for a solution is when we encounter an actual problem.

  31. 31.

    Larry

    May 4, 2010 at 10:34 am

    If George Bush were still president, he’d be out in the gulf with a wetsuit and a monkey wrench, getting ‘er done.

  32. 32.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 4, 2010 at 10:35 am

    @Brian J: Facts need not apply. It’s the old trajectory of Fox (“Is this…?”) to NBC (“It raises questions…”) to everybody else (“people are asking if…”). It’s the long form flow chart for the Cokie Rule: “It doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, it’s out there.” Watching TDS last night, I was shocked at how many non-Fox clips they had of anchorbots repeating “Obama’s Katrina?”. I haven’t had non-Maddow cable on in a good week or so.

  33. 33.

    Zifnab

    May 4, 2010 at 10:35 am

    @jrg:

    Oh, that’s right, you don’t have to fund things in the government. Like Social Security, Medicare, and the Military, these things just appear out of fucking nowhere, like magic.

    Motha-Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?

  34. 34.

    toujoursdan

    May 4, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Nitpick: I hate the “I’m moving to Canada” expression. Move to Canada because you find something about the Canadian society/political culture/parliamentary system/multiculturalism appealing, not because you are using it as a flophouse to sit out America’s problems.

    Sorry, I know you’re saying it in jest, but it’s an expression I hear too often from Americans.

  35. 35.

    MikeJ

    May 4, 2010 at 10:36 am

    @cleek:

    If it doesn’t show the impotence of the government, it shows the limits of the government.”

    And private industry will get us a solution when?

  36. 36.

    GregB

    May 4, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Mike Allen would face a firing squad if he got on the wrong side of Evita Palin. It’s funny how these loons love being called lamestream and love to be mocked for being coastal elites.

    These clowns should remember that anyone who isn’t Fox is the enemy and will one day be treated accordingly by the Palinista wing.

  37. 37.

    Stroszek

    May 4, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Oil and gas companies provide a lot of ad revenue to media outlets, so there’s pretty much no chance that the “narrative” was ever going to be about their failures. I’m sure Allen and Thrush will get dinner parties underwritten by BP for this lovely bit of misdirection.

  38. 38.

    Zifnab

    May 4, 2010 at 10:39 am

    @toujoursdan:

    Move to Canada because you find something about the Canadian society/political culture/parliamentary system/multiculturalism appealing. Not because you are using it as a flophouse to sit out America’s problems.

    It’s more meant as the suggestion that Canada is America done right. Same general atmosphere, just colder and less full of crazies.

  39. 39.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 4, 2010 at 10:39 am

    @jrg:

    What federal agency is funded and trained to stop an oil gusher 1 mile underwater?

    Apparently the Minerals Management Service is supposed to do this before it happens:

    So here’s my question: what is responsible for MMS’s change of heart between 2000 and 2003 on the crucial issue of requiring a remote control switch for offshore rigs? What we do know is that unfettered oil drilling was to Dick Cheney’s domestic concerns what the invasion of Iraq was to his foreign policy—a core objective, implacably pursued regardless of the risk

  40. 40.

    cleek

    May 4, 2010 at 10:40 am

    @Zifnab:

    Oh please. What do you want them to do? Wave a magic wand and make the oil slick go away?

    WTF are you talking about ?

  41. 41.

    The Moar You Know

    May 4, 2010 at 10:40 am

    “There is no good answer to this,” one senior administration official said. “There is no readily apparent solution besides one that could take three months. … If it doesn’t show the impotence of the government, it shows the limits of the government.”

    Name or it didn’t happen.

    I’m serious. Obama’s team has excellent message control. I find it unbelievable that someone high up in his administration would ever say anything like this.

    Unless the Politico folks are quoting a senior Bush administration official.

    Show of hands. Who thinks Politico would sink that low?

  42. 42.

    neil

    May 4, 2010 at 10:40 am

    John, this is nowhere near the worst oil spill in history. You may be mistaking it for the worst American oil spill ever, which will probably be the case. But the <a href="en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ixtoc_I&quot;Ixtoc I oil spill in 1979, in the Gulf of Mexico, was an order of magnitude larger than Exxon Valdez, and mostly affected the Gulf Coast. And it didn’t ruin the fishing or tourism industries, either, though it obviously had an effect.

  43. 43.

    Brian J

    May 4, 2010 at 10:43 am

    @Larry:

    I guess it doesn’t matter what it is, at long as he’s doing something, right?

  44. 44.

    Michael

    May 4, 2010 at 10:45 am

    @beltane:

    We could use the beltway media to plug up the oil spill. Concrete shoes and all that.

    I was going to suggest adding the bodies of conservative pundits into the concrete amalgam used to form the plug.

  45. 45.

    sukabi

    May 4, 2010 at 10:45 am

    even jokingly suggesting that an unhealthy dose of Palin and Kristol would somehow teach the douchebag media clowns a thing or two shows a severe lack of empathy for how the rest of us would fare under such a regime… plus, those fuckwads would just pick up their toys and move to some “less cumbersome” tropical paradise to wait out the ensuing dumbfuckery while continuing to wank on about this or that with the same level of expertise that they currently display.

  46. 46.

    sugarbiscuit

    May 4, 2010 at 10:46 am

    Mike Allen is a right wing hack

    Wrong, he’s a corporate hack.

    This “Obama’s Katrina” bullshit meme is a complete media fabrication designed to create a profitable controversy.

  47. 47.

    JGabriel

    May 4, 2010 at 10:48 am

    I don’t think it is fair to the rest of us, but these douchebags in the beltway media deserve to live in a world ruled by Sarah Palin and Bill Kristol.

    Two points:

    1) To a large extent, they do. Palin, Kristol, et. al. similar, already dictate their themes and talking points.

    2) A world in which Palin, Kristol, et. al., literally ruled would be perfectly acceptable – even joyous – to these douchebags. Their page hits would be up, due to voter outrage, and their taxes would be lower, or at least they believe that. The rest of us would suffer, sure, but they’d be in the protected class.

    .

  48. 48.

    sloan

    May 4, 2010 at 10:48 am

    The only living Republican presidents are both named George Bush, and are both considered failures. The Bush legacy is all they’ll have until they can win back the White House and do a less than terrible job. That’s a long way off.

    So Republicans are stuck reminding us about Bush’s failures in a lame attempt to make Obama look like an even bigger failure whenever there’s a problem. You know you’re in a bad place when Heckuva Job Brownie is delivering GOP talking points on a disaster in Louisiana.

  49. 49.

    Erik Vanderhoff

    May 4, 2010 at 10:53 am

    For fuck’s sake! What’s the president supposed to do, merge with Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod to form Mecha-Obama, fly under the sea, and melt the leaking wellhead with his laser vision?!

    I need a stiff drink. And it’s not even 8:00 AM on the West Coast.

  50. 50.

    sukabi

    May 4, 2010 at 10:54 am

    now on to the competence of the Obama admin… as this disaster proceeds to grow in scope and magnitude Obama had better start sending out spokes people that do a much better job than his EPA person did… Sheila Jackson (?) was on Rachel Maddow last night and came off like an idiot of Brownie proportions, which isn’t good at all. She might not be incompetent, but she doesn’t instill a bit of confidence, knowledge or that her department is talking to folks outside of the oil industry for help…

    if someone is going to be the sacrificial lamb to “appease the media” “calm the public” it will be her.

  51. 51.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    May 4, 2010 at 10:56 am

    @neil: Here is an abstract of that spill. I don’t believe it reached the fisheries and estuaries of the northern Gulf.

    Abstract The blow-out of the Ixtoc I exploratory well in the Bay of Campeche on June 3, 1979, resulted in the release of about 475 000 metric tons of oil to the waters of the Gulf of Mexico. The authors calculate that approximately 24 000 metric tons of oil landed on Mexican beaches, about 4000 metric tons landed on Texas beaches, and about 120 000 metric tons, or 25 percent of the total, sank to the bottom of the Gulf. Since thorough studies of the ecological damage in Mexico have either not been carried out or the results have not been released, the authors estimate biological damage from the spill on the basis of data in the literature, laboratory experiments, and experience with similar spills elsewhere. They calculate that some 15 000 km2 of the Gulf of Mexico can be regarded as poisoned by the Ixtoc I oil, although damage to lagoons was less than expected. The full extent of the damage remains unknown.

  52. 52.

    Noonan

    May 4, 2010 at 10:56 am

    These hacks are using a private company’s fuck-up to attack the liberal ideology that government should have an effective role in people’s lives. Only in Washington.

  53. 53.

    dmsilev

    May 4, 2010 at 10:57 am

    @Zifnab:

    Motha-Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?

    In some materials with unpaired electronic spins, electron-electron interactions make it energetically favorable for those spins to align. Below a characteristic temperature, the energy gain from such alignment outweighs the entropic cost of entering an ordered state, leading to a first-order phase transition and spontaneous magnetization. Thus, magnets.

    What, you didn’t actually want to know?

    dms

  54. 54.

    sparky

    May 4, 2010 at 10:58 am

    @Zifnab: win.
    @dmsilev: and nicely done as well.

    uh, o blog proprietor–why do you keep reading this drivel? those folks have two jobs–make money and advance whatever works for their crowd. that’s it. and you know this and yet you keep seeming to wish that somehow they will magically decide they have some other obligation.

    they don’t.

    but, you don’t have any obligation to read them. none. nor do you need to know much less respond to the flotsam of DC life. that’s all it is–trading in notions on a daily basis, because that’s what they do for a living. you, on the other hand, have the gift of great turns of phrase–please use it on something more worthy of your talents than a bunch of hacks churning out their fluff. wasting your time on this stuff is about as useful as attacking corporate press releases.

    pundit fixation can be cured. shots, patches, whatever, dude.

  55. 55.

    Svensker

    May 4, 2010 at 10:59 am

    @cleek:

    sounds like Mr Senior Administration Official needs a swift kick in the teeth. if you don’t like the job, get the fuck out and let somebody else do it.

    Yes, because government is designed really well to plug oil leaks at the bottom of the ocean. And this fuck of a S.A.O. should realize that and DO IT IMMEDIATELY!11

  56. 56.

    JimF

    May 4, 2010 at 11:00 am

    @neil: The US had 2 months to prepare for when that spill hit our coast.

  57. 57.

    me

    May 4, 2010 at 11:03 am

    What the fuck is he supposed to do? Wave a magic fucking wand and make the oil disappear?

  58. 58.

    jacy

    May 4, 2010 at 11:04 am

    @toujoursdan

    But I really DO want to move to Canada. They have more hockey there.

    Seriously, in my head I’m already Canadian.

  59. 59.

    The Moar You Know

    May 4, 2010 at 11:05 am

    @dmsilev:

    Hey, I don’t want to talk to a scientist.

    Yo, motherfucker’s lyin’
    And gettin me pissed.

  60. 60.

    neil

    May 4, 2010 at 11:07 am

    @General Egali Tarian Stuck: It did affect the Texan Gulf coast, at least, which I understand is less vulnerable than the northern Gulf Coast’s wetlands.

  61. 61.

    cleek

    May 4, 2010 at 11:12 am

    @Svensker:
    well, i was thinking more along the lines of: don’t call your team “impotent” when it’s perfectly acceptable to say something like “we’re doing everything that we can, but some things are beyond our capabilities”. obviously the govt isn’t in the deep-sea oil rig business.

  62. 62.

    lambaste

    May 4, 2010 at 11:14 am

    Man, I made the mistake of clicking on the Politico link. The comments over there are running about 95% spittle-flying wingnuts.

  63. 63.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    May 4, 2010 at 11:19 am

    @lambaste: I will sometimes read and link to a Politico article, if it is halfway objective reporting, but never the cesspool of the comment section there. I’d as soon attend a C Street diaper party.

  64. 64.

    DanF

    May 4, 2010 at 11:20 am

    @lambaste: I did the same thing. What a cesspool of incoherence and lunacy. Nice readership you’ve attracted there Politico…

  65. 65.

    Elie

    May 4, 2010 at 11:20 am

    @neil:

    Is this spill capped yet? Do we already know how large this spill is going to be? I must have missed that.
    Of course, I hope that you are right from the standpoint of this not being the largest and most catastrophic. I definitely HOPE you are right, I just don’t have the evidence of it yet until they cap the thing…

  66. 66.

    Poopyman

    May 4, 2010 at 11:21 am

    @dmsilev:
    You got right up to introducing Currie temperature and you stopped. I’m disappointed in you, man.

  67. 67.

    Poopyman

    May 4, 2010 at 11:24 am

    @sparky:

    uh, o blog proprietor—why do you keep reading this drivel? those folks have two jobs—make money and advance whatever works for their crowd. that’s it. and you know this and yet you keep seeming to wish that somehow they will magically decide they have some other obligation.

    Actually. Mr. Blog Proprietor’s job here is to drive page hits and comments, so he gets some ad revenue. Or at least so he gets, you know, page hits and comments. It would suck to write a blog and have no one read it. Don’t ask me how I know this.

    Mission accomplished, methinks.

  68. 68.

    neil

    May 4, 2010 at 11:26 am

    @Elie: I didn’t say it couldn’t be the worst oil spill in world history, because anything can happen. But there’s no indication, at this point, that it’s going to wind up as the worst oil spill in world history, and there’s certainly no reason to say that it already is. I only brought it up because John used to read his comments to correct his posts. Those were the days…

  69. 69.

    dmsilev

    May 4, 2010 at 11:27 am

    @Poopyman: It’s too early in the morning to write a treatise on Stoner-Wolhfarth domain reversal or to discuss the zoo of exotic magnetic materials (things going by names like “dimerized spin ladders” and so forth). Trust me on this.

    dms

  70. 70.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    May 4, 2010 at 11:31 am

    @Elie: A relatively small amount of oil washing up on the beach at S. Padre Island is not comparable to oil entering and deposited in one of the largest and most productive fisheries and wildlife areas in the world that is the MS river delta. And this oil, uncharacteristic of most Gulf oil, is very dense and crude. And resistant to microbial decomp.

    For the time being the slick has stopped moving in that direction they believe from the force of flow of the Ms. river into the Gulf and cessation of southerly winds pushing it that way. If by some miracle the concrete domes they are getting reading to try and cap the leaks works, then the damage will be limited, at least relative to what it could be. Fingers crossed and all that.

  71. 71.

    Xenos

    May 4, 2010 at 11:35 am

    @Zifnab: I am glad we have Obama there unable to do anything good about it, rather than President Maverick and his mavericky side-kick trying to come up with authentically all-American commen sense solutions. Like nuking the oil well.

  72. 72.

    JohnR

    May 4, 2010 at 11:35 am

    @toujoursdan:

    yeah, not to mention that if things got really bad, Canada would likely be “Fallout”ed pretty quickly (ever watch the little newsreel clips at the beginning of tat classic game?)
    But, yeah, the point remains; better to go down swinging than try to hide under the covers in the next room.

    Also: ” It would suck to write a blog and have no one read it”

    You think? Actually, I find it kind of restful. It’s like talking to myself.

  73. 73.

    Upper West

    May 4, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Why is anyone surprised that Politico is basically Fox News dressed up.

    Politico is financed by Robert Allbritton, chairman and chief executive of Allbritton Communications, which owns television stations in Washington, D.C. and elsewhere, all affiliated with the Disney-owned ABC network. Frederick J. Ryan Jr., former Assistant to President Ronald Reagan,[2] and currently chairman of the Board of Trustees of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library Foundation, is president and CEO of Politico.[3]

  74. 74.

    bondwooley

    May 4, 2010 at 11:38 am

    From article;

    “…but these douchebags in the beltway media deserve to live in a world ruled by Sarah Palin and Bill Kristol.”

    Personally, I feel that if the right people moved to Canada, the rest of us could stop threatening to move there.

    If readers have a minute for some satire, here’s a short video that looks just at the “move to Canada” conundrum:

    The Last Straw

  75. 75.

    Sentient Puddle

    May 4, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Because I was curious, I looked up what was the worst oil spill in history, just to see how our current one is comparing.

    It actually looks like this one doesn’t even compare to the worst, the Gulf War spill of ’91. There, Iraq intentionally dumped oil apparently to strategically thwart us. Spill was about 36 billion gallons.

    In comparison, the high end estimate I’m reading of our current spill is about 1.1 million gallons a day until we plug it. So we’ve got a good ways to go until we hit “worst ever” status.

  76. 76.

    Poopyman

    May 4, 2010 at 11:49 am

    I’m thinking that “bad” is bad enough and there’s no need to shoot for “worst ever”, thankyouverymuch.

  77. 77.

    Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion

    May 4, 2010 at 11:49 am

    @sparky: You’ve obviously failed to read the tags. He (along with Dougj & the other frontpagers) reads this shit SO THAT WE DON’T HAVE TO. He suffers the slings and arrows of outrageous right-wing idiocy in order to keep us informed. Get it? He’s a media martyr. This is what Jesus would have done, if he’d had a blog.

  78. 78.

    Montysano

    May 4, 2010 at 11:50 am

    @James K Polk, Esq.:

    Here is a handy video for anyone trying to understand what is going on.

    The quickest way to send a wingnut into a foaming rage is to link to/quote/mention Al Jazeera, the “terrorist network”. Of course, none of them have ever actually watched or read Al Jazeera, which is Fair and Balanced to the point of being bland.

  79. 79.

    D.N. Nation

    May 4, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Um, I thought the Official Wingnut Position on Katrina is that it was Nagin’s fault/the people should have left on their own/whatever, New Orleans is crummy anyway, and that Bush looked rightly Presidential while touring the Gulf Coast with his sleeves rolled up. Hell, I remember quite a few wingnuts arguing that Scott Brown never did anything wrong, and that those awesome Brownie e-mails were nothing worse than what anyone e-mails at work.

    Down the memory hole, I guess.

  80. 80.

    Ian

    May 4, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    “I’m Moving to Canada”

    If you’re moving to avoid massive oil spills and environmental degradation, don’t move to Fort McMurray.

  81. 81.

    Zifnab

    May 4, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    @cleek: You can’t go complaining about random administration officials throwing their hands up at the world’s biggest oil well explosion. We’ve already declared this a national emergency. Obama has dispatched all the resources the government can bring to bare. The Justice Department and the Interior Department are leaning hard on BP to contain and clean the spill ASAP.

    What the hell else do you want them to do? The US Government isn’t equipped to rapidly deploy against massive oil derreck explosions. You can’t just make a mess like this go away. This isn’t Heckavajob Brownie twiddling his thumbs while NO sinks, this is an anonymous dude stating the obvious – it’s a big mess and it’s not going to be fixed any time soon.

  82. 82.

    Cacti

    May 4, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    So, why does “incompetent” government need to come galloping to the rescue of “efficient” and “innovative” private industry?

    I thought private industry did everything better.

  83. 83.

    Drive By Wisdom

    May 4, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    While The One dithers, our previous President would be working already on the nuclear option in the Gulf.

    What does a liberal do when the only answer is nuclear? Let the Gulf die, probably.

  84. 84.

    ericblair

    May 4, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    @bondwooley:

    Personally, I feel that if the right people moved to Canada, the rest of us could stop threatening to move there.

    Cell service and broadband are expensive and sucky. Booze is expensive but not generally sucky. The Prime Minister is an asshole and the opposition is lead by a total weenie. If you’re tired of the American South’s constant whining you won’t like the Quebec government too much. Don’t think you’ll leave the racists behind, either.

    Other than that, great place and loved living there. Well, except for February, usually.

    Oh yeah, someone mentioned Fort McMurray (aka Fort McMoney). Alberta is Texas with Ukrainians.

  85. 85.

    Citizen Alan

    May 4, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    I am almost to the point of wishing McCain had won in 2008. It seems like nothing can stop the Republicans on this mission to destroy America, and I’m to the point of just wanting to let them have their way and get it over with. They want fascism. They want a permanent aristocracy of wealthy CEOs lording over us. They want to rape the environment. They want for America to be hated and despised by the rest of the world. If the Democrats cannot accept the truth — that the GOP is an existential threat to both America and the Human Race — then let them have their way and be done with it. If I can’t have a decent country, then I’ll just have to settle for being able to say “I told you so.”

  86. 86.

    dmsilev

    May 4, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    @Drive By Wisdom: How much of our electricity comes from crude oil?

    I’ll give you a hint: Not very much.

    Unless you’re proposing sticking fission reactors inside SUVs, the number of nuclear plants in this country has dick-all to do with how much oil we use.

    Edit: Oh Christ, you’re even more insane than I thought. You don’t want to reduce the need for oil by building nuclear power plants, you want to “fix” the oil spill by detonating a nuclear bomb over the break. Oy.

    dms

  87. 87.

    Poopyman

    May 4, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    @Cacti:

    So, why does “incompetent” government need to come galloping to the rescue of “efficient” and “innovative” private industry?
    …
    I thought private industry did everything better.

    Now there’s a very interesting question. I’m not holding my breath for an MSM-type to actually ask it of a Republican, though.

  88. 88.

    bemused

    May 4, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    And what are in these chemicals that BP wants to dump on the oil anyway?

  89. 89.

    Citizen_X

    May 4, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    @dmsilev: He was writing about using underground nuclear warheads to collapse and close leaking oil or gas lines, which the USSR apparently did a few times.

    Drive By fails to notice that those were on land. Drilling at the bottom of the sea to put in a subsurface nuke, on the other hand, would be difficult on the order of it’s never fucking been done or even remotely contemplated before.

  90. 90.

    slippy

    May 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    @Cacti: This.

    They do EVERYTHING better, until they need the public to bail their sorry asses out.

  91. 91.

    ET

    May 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    If it was as easy as some people seem to think to cap this thing IT WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN DONE and we wouldn’t be having this discussion.

    This is why extra precaution should be taken when designing and building of these things, Capping them in place is a pain in the ass. But BP thought some of the precautions were too expensive and unnecessary and the then Bush administration concurred (I can’t believe capping and cleaning up the mess is less expensive than installing all the precautions but BP was playing the odds – it’s what big multinationals do).

    Americans have gotten used to quick fixes for things and don’t necessarily understand that quick fixes may be quick but they aren’t really fixes. And some things by the nature of what they are aren’t nearly as quick as most expect.

    Do I wish BP, the government, the rig company would have acted faster – yes. Do I wish the spill wasn’t spilling or was within days of not spilling – yes. I just know it won’t happen.

  92. 92.

    dmsilev

    May 4, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    @Citizen_X: Yeah, I saw that and edited my post. Somehow “The Soviets thought it was a reasonable thing to do” doesn’t strike me as much of a recommendation, even ignoring, as you point out, the difference between drilling a hole on land and drilling a hole a mile below the ocean surface.

    dms

  93. 93.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    May 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    @MattF:

    I’m struggling with figuring out the mind-set that blames Obama for this.

    Ask Cole since he usta be one of “them”.

    Figuring out the right isn’t hard. Logic and consistency isn’t their hallmark. Trying to take back power and finish demolishing the remnants of the New Deal, turn the country into a white-controlled, Gilded Age theocratic state, is.

  94. 94.

    reid

    May 4, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    Cripes, I made the mistake of reading some of the comments over there. It feels like I’ve been tip-toeing through the toilet. I have a hard time imagining wingnut sites are much worse. The number of hateful assholes in this country is depressing.

  95. 95.

    toujoursdan

    May 4, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    @Zifnab:

    Sadly, Canada is about 10-15 years behind the U.S. on the road to Teh Crazy. Blame big oil, culture cringe and a secretive, paranoid, right-wing government.

    @ericblair:

    All this is true, though broadband in the U.S. is pretty shitty too.

    I lived in Gatineau, Quebec before taking a job assignment in New York. Wonderful people, great culture, great food, fascinating scenery, but the country’s most expensive yet poorly maintained infrastructure and services I have ever experienced. I don’t know what to make of it.

  96. 96.

    frankdawg

    May 4, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Always the clear-eyed optimist that I am I am not sure Canada is far enough away. It could end up at Austria to the US Germany if you know what I mean

    GODWIN!

  97. 97.

    CalD

    May 4, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    If you’re reading the Politico, whose fault is that? Can’t blame that one on the Politico.

  98. 98.

    Bhall35

    May 4, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Note to Politico: Stop trying to make “fetch” happen!

  99. 99.

    bcinaz

    May 4, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    I know, it’s totally mystifying that President Obama hasn’t begged Miss Drill Baby Drill to step in and use her offshore drilling expertise to plug a leak a mile down in the ocean.

    Just… really baffling.

  100. 100.

    Flugelhorn

    May 4, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    @MattF:

    I’m struggling with figuring out the mind-set that blames Obama for this. Maybe “Katrina was a catastrophe, and Bush got blamed, so it’s really the same thing.” But I’m, like, unconvinced that anyone with a brain actually thinks this way.

    Yeah. How was Katrina Bush’s fault? I’m stymied.

  101. 101.

    cleek

    May 4, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    @Zifnab:

    What the hell else do you want them to do?

    oh fer fuck’s sake. i never said i wanted them to do anything other than not call themselves “impotent”. it’s about word choice.

    quit trying to argue against things i didn’t say.

  102. 102.

    maus

    May 4, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Bailing out GM – communism
    Bailing out BP – amer’kun as fuck

  103. 103.

    Comrade Kevin

    May 4, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    What makes people who threaten to move to Canada think Canada would allow them in?

  104. 104.

    wrb

    May 4, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    @Drive By Wisdom:

    While The One dithers, our previous President would be working already on the nuclear option in the Gulf.

    I think you are absolutely right

    The physical effects of testing are still playing out. Some charge that the U.S. government used the Marshallese as guinea pigs because it made no effort to warn, much less evacuate, people who were in the path of the fallout. The most notorious incident occurred in 1954. Despite weather reports that warned of a shift in the wind, which would jeopardize several populated atolls, the U.S. Joint Task Force went ahead with its March 1 hydrogen bomb test — a blast whose yield was 1,000 times greater than Hiroshima’s. In fact, this would be the U.S.’s most powerful test ever.
    Unlike Hiroshima’s blast, which was well above the city, the Bravo blast was in-ground. It created a 20-mile-high upheaval of coral, water, animal, and plantlife, which then drifted in a huge cloud of raining fallout. It may have been anywhere from 1,000 to 10,000 times the fallout of Hiroshima.
    The fallout drifted east over hundreds of square miles of populated islands. Inhabitants of the nearest islands, in the Rongelap atoll, experienced a snow of ash that, at first, was a wondrous sight. They’d heard of snow. But it quickly turned nightmarish, for the ash caused radiation burns. They would call this “the day of two suns.” No one had told them this was coming. They had no idea that everything they were drinking and eating was now contaminated. One inhabitant of nearby Likiep, who was eight at the time, recalls how a couple of days after the blast, he awoke to find the floor of his hut strewn with dead geckos that had fallen from the thatch roof where they had been exposed to the fallout. Canaries in a coal mine.

    There is more good stuff on the radioactive soup created and the poisoned and mutant sea life that still appeared decades later.

    This was inspiration for the Japanese monster movies of the ’50s.
    Couple the Japanese experience with the knowledge that the insane Americans are making radioactive cauldrons not too far away and a mutant monster crawling from the depths is a pretty powerful nightmare.

    mistories.org/remembrance.php

  105. 105.

    ksmiami

    May 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    Politico can fuck off and so can all the Teatards and republicrats. Gawd I hate these fuckers. Am I on the way to curmudgeonhood?

  106. 106.

    bdop4

    May 4, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    What I’de like to know is how many MMS appointments are/have been put on hold since Obama took office?

    Is this still the Bush Administration’s MMS (y’know, the coke snorting, lobbyist fucking kind) at “work” here?

  107. 107.

    AC in BC

    May 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    @Comrade Kevin
    They let us in. Five years ago. It was the smartest move I’ve ever made.

  108. 108.

    Elizabelle

    May 4, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Nope.

    Not gonna click on that Politico link.

    Wouldn’t be prudent.

  109. 109.

    Mark D

    May 4, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Had to quote this from Zifnab

    Seems like the only time we don’t look to the free market for a solution is when we encounter an actual problem.

    Fucking. Brilliant.

    I am stealing that and will use it often.

  110. 110.

    jl

    May 4, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    “The promise of rational, responsive and efficient government is Obama’s brand, his justification for bigger and bolder federal interventions and, ultimately, his rationale for a second term.”

    This statement makes no sense. The alternative is stand by and let BP handle the spill, or not handle the spill, and just see what happens, even if the whole gulf fills up with oil?

    The potential causes of this accident developed over several administrations and Congresses, that favored lax and voluntary safety procedures.

    I don’t think you are an Obot to see that using this disaster to discredit Obama’s program as shallow snot-nosed punkism of the lowest order. The logic does not even meet the standards of breathless commentary on a low grade TV reality show.

  111. 111.

    Elizabelle

    May 4, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Andrew Sullivan’s blog features a picture of a dead turtle in the surf.

    Disclaimer says they don’t know what killed this particular turtle.

    But it made me so sad. Vulnerable, defenseless animal in a poisoned world.

    I think that picture would have traumatized me as a child.

  112. 112.

    jl

    May 4, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Stricter safety regulations and requirements for more equipment to avoid major spills were not adopted because they supposedly were not cost-effective. Efficiency, as estimated by the corporatios themselves is ALL, you know.

    Norway had stricter regulations and requirements for more safety equipment. And Norway’s economy is more heavily dependent on oil production than ours. Let’s see how this kind of regulatory inefficiency hurt Norway.

    Well, from OECD statistics, in 2006 and 2007, Norway had higher real GDP growth, higher re per capita GDP growth, and lower price inflation.

    2008 and 2009 harder to compare because of panic and recession, but Norway looks like it is doing as well as US through the crisis.

  113. 113.

    Elizabelle

    May 4, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    @Citizen Alan:

    Don’t say that.

    Get off your butt, go offline, and actually WORK to elect Democrats and other non-Republicans of your choosing.

    Seriously.

    Organizing for America is doing some excellent work. Lots of preliminary contact with Obama’s 2008 voters, particularly the new ones.

    Give up the thrill of despair and get out and knock on doors and make some calls. Get your circle of flesh and blood friends interested in doing the same, for as much or little time as they can spare.

    A lot of this Mike Allen reportage based on GOP/Frank Luntz strategizing is precisely aimed at inducing hopelessness in their political opponents.

    Don’t let it work.

  114. 114.

    Zuzu's Petals

    May 4, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Also posted at another thread…this Freeper post actually made me laugh out loud:

    The Private Sector Has It Pretty Much In Control

    (No worries, not an actual FR link.)

  115. 115.

    Fern

    May 4, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    @Comrade Kevin: Bingo.

  116. 116.

    neil

    May 4, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    @wrb: There are many smaller nuclear warheads than that 20Mt hydrogen bomb. (And for what it’s worth, that one was not detonated under ground or water, but on the surface. The Hiroshima bomb detonated 600m above ground.)

    I’m perfectly willing to believe that a small nuclear detonation a mile underwater would be more damaging to the environment than letting the well keep flowing until we can cut it off by other means, but I’m not going to assume either way.

  117. 117.

    Nellcote

    May 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    The Prez’s Politico jokes at the nerdpom must have really hit their mark!

  118. 118.

    Patriot 3

    May 4, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    No one says it better…

    rudepundit.blogspot.com/2010/05/gulf-of-mexico-oil-spill-will-wreck.html

  119. 119.

    Resident Firebagger

    May 4, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    OK it’s not Obama’s fault. But funny how you all overlook the fact that about a month ago Obama wanted to expand offshore drilling.

    My guess is the president will probably accept the “Obama’s Katrina” BS meme in exchange for his “drill baby drill” talk going down the memory hole…

  120. 120.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    May 4, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    OK it’s not Obama’s fault.

    puma mea culpa. now up to half a moran.

  121. 121.

    JR

    May 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    He’s right… this never would have happened under President McCain. He has a magical republican decoder ring that changes the laws of physics. Or something.

  122. 122.

    Spike

    May 4, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    @ericblair: February was actually pretty awesome this year, at least here in Vancouver.

  123. 123.

    Nerem

    May 4, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    @Erik Vanderhoff:

    “And I’ll form… THE HEAD!”

  124. 124.

    DaveInOz

    May 4, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    I’d move to Australia if I didn’t already live here

  125. 125.

    Stroszek

    May 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Shorter Resident Firebagger: “Yes, this right-wing meme isn’t true, but why are we rebutting bullshit intended to shield the oil companies when we could be trashing the real enemy?”

    Thanks for illustrating what separates you guys from rational critics of the administration.

  126. 126.

    mclaren

    May 5, 2010 at 6:13 am

    Yeah, and the prolonged solar sunspot minimum was threatening President Obama’s reputation for competence too until he finally got off his ass and fixed that.

    Fvck me. Instead of reading the mainstream media, I should just beat myself on the forehead with a ball peen hammer 500 times. Same effect, quicker.

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