Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

We are learning that “working class” means “white” for way too many people.

The arc of the moral universe does not bend itself. it is up to us to bend it.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

When we show up, we win.

“Alexa, change the president.”

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Tide comes in. Tide goes out. You can’t explain that.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Their shamelessness is their super power.

Dear media: perhaps we ought to let Donald Trump speak for himself!

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

If you’re gonna whine, it’s time to resign!

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

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  7. 7.

    Bnut

    @slag:

    Penguins and Canadians

    ‘Habs’ comes from the French “les habitants”, the original settlers of the region.

    Unless you were joking. Go Rangers, lol.

  9. 9.

    BARRASSO

    Man I miss Gary Thorne calling playoff hockey, come on Malkin earn some of your pay!

  11. 11.

    Comrade Kevin

    This post is incorrect. It should be titled “Sharks v. Red Wings, Game Three”, and the content should be “Let’s Go Sharks!”.

  13. 13.

    Corner Stone

    I want to Play Discreetly.
    I want to Play Now.

    Uh..sorry, what were we talking about?

  14. 14.

    jacy

    @BARRASSO:

    I miss Gary Thorne too. Definitely the best play-by-play man in hockey. Mike Emrick’s not bad, but he’s no Gary Thorne.

    I’m agnostic on Habs vs. Pens, rooting for the Habs because they’re not the Canucks.

    But Die, Redwings, Die.

  15. 15.

    NobodySpecial

    Gimme Pat Foley any day for play-by-play.

    Go Pens Go, and take the Sharks with you.

  16. 16.

    Chris

    Its an open thread..so I’ll throw this out. It seems to me that so many policies enacted by our friends the repubs have centered around “socializing losses and privatizing gains”. After thinking about it, even our immigration policy (or the lack thereof) is another example. We have socialized the losses (that is the social safety net providing services to the children of illegal immigrants, and ER care) and privatized the gains (that is american biz owners getting the increased profits associated with low wages, and depressing wages/benefits of legal citizens). It is so diabolical that so many policies would end up transferring wealth from ordinary taxpayers to the Oligarhy (ala GB). As thick as many right wingers are, they have leaders that are as dangerous and brilliant as any external enemy ever in the history of our republic.

  18. 18.

    jg

    T@Pigs & Spiders:

    Cup will get raised in June. Then they let the ice melt for 90 days before the camps open for the next season. Hockey is one of the few VERY GOOD THINGS the GOP, Arizona, Mississippi, or BP hasn’t ruined for everyone else.

    I would love to see the Phoenix Coyotes publicly denounce the “breathing while brown” law.

  21. 21.

    ckc (not kc)

    …stick upside Crosby’s head was a cheap shot. I don’t think that was inadvertant.[sic]

    boohoo

  23. 23.

    fucen tarmal

    sweet buttery jesus this is making me nervous, at least the penguins didn’t look drunk in the second, this pp is huge….

    and staal skated and put wieght on his foot, we need him back.

  32. 32.

    Loon juice

    @Bnut: Thanks, I was actually wondering what a “hab” was. Now if you could explain the logo please, everytime I see them I think they are Chicago.

  34. 34.

    JPL

    Good God, that Sharks game was a nailbiter. I remember leaving the bar saying “That’s it, they’re down 3-1 with 12 minutes to go in the third, there’s no way they’re going to win this” and getting home just in time to hear Marleau put them over the top in overtime. Seriously, what the hell.

  38. 38.

    skippy

    john,

    as the last line of the post immediately above this one is “one perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut),” i read your post as “let’s go penis!”

  39. 39.

    Crza

    That was a hell of a game! Pens/Habs is going seven and I don’t dare predict the winner. Awesome matchup.

    As far as the Wings/Sharks goes… holy hell. Hey Sharks, you’ve built this rep for melting down horribly in every post-season, it’d be nice if you could go back to doing that again before us Wings fans begin jumping off roofs, kthxbye.

  40. 40.

    Sirkowski

    Are the fans as retarded in Pittsburgh as they are in Montreal? Because I want Pittsburgh to win as quickly as possible.

  41. 41.

    Comrade Kevin

    @Crza: No thanks, we prefer these Sharks out here in the Bay Area. You’ve had your fun.

    @Sirkowski: Hockey fans are retarded everywhere. Moreso on Dallas and Denver.

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