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Early Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  June 9, 20105:03 am| 21 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads

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Thank gods John Cole doesn’t pay me, so I don’t have to use these tactics here.

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  1. 1.

    stuckinred

    June 9, 2010 at 5:28 am

    Rahm slapped Jane’s pretty ass after Lincoln won, so much for the power of the netroots. Whose her next target?

  2. 2.

    fucen tarmal

    June 9, 2010 at 5:50 am

    my problem is, i can easily do sections one through three, its section 4 that i have trouble with…

    this is what bugs me this morning, that i wasn’t the person who invented this
    camelflage

  3. 3.

    NobodySpecial

    June 9, 2010 at 6:46 am

    Pay is socialism!

  4. 4.

    NobodySpecial

    June 9, 2010 at 6:47 am

    @stuckinred:

    Of course, Halter was headed for getting 48% of the vote anyways, right?

  5. 5.

    Toast

    June 9, 2010 at 7:08 am

    Um, why does the boss have a mullet and a 70’s mustache?

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    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    June 9, 2010 at 7:35 am

    As someone who has survived 5 rounds of lay-offs over the last decade I can’t tell you how true panel 3 is about the stacks of paper. I have a special file I call “the Penske file” and I pull it out and re-sort the contents whenever I feel the need to pretend like I’m working.

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    soonergrunt

    June 9, 2010 at 7:40 am

    Well, I’m on day three of a special work task called “being paid to sit at home and wait for an email.”
    I can’t go to work until the the Contractor Verification System has all of my information correctly entered and verified.
    That can take a while. And while I like the whole thing with getting paid to sit on my ass and do nothing, I’d like to get back to actual work.

  8. 8.

    stuckinred

    June 9, 2010 at 7:47 am

    @soonergrunt: Sounds like your military training should come in handy :)

  9. 9.

    Matt

    June 9, 2010 at 7:47 am

    I had this problem. I was good at my job, good with the software, and I got things done quickly. But this left me with lots of free time. Ideally you’re supposed to “ask for more work”. But soon the work you’re given starts going from work that needs to be done to work that would be nice to have done. They basically start casting about for any stray task that will keep you occupied, scraping deeper into the bottom of the barrel each time. It becomes a miserable cycle where the better you do your job, the worse tasks you’re given to fill your time because you’ve already done the necessary stuff. Eventually I started downloading e-books in .txt format, which from a distance are indistinguishable from office documents when you’re reading them in MS Word. “Yep, yep, working real hard on this doc for hours…Voldemort just made the Tri-Wizard Cup into a portkey.” I can also make an Excel sheet that allows me to play Sudoku.

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    Poopyman

    June 9, 2010 at 7:49 am

    Sadly, this cartoon doesn’t teach me how to look busy while refreshing the comments at BJ all afternoon. Although come to think of it, I must look like I’m concentrating intently at the computer, which has the screen conveniently arranged so no one can see what’s on it. I guess maybe having an outdated prescription in my glasses actually does some good!

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    Poopyman

    June 9, 2010 at 7:54 am

    Oh, and as far as Lincoln’s win, MSNBC is telling us how she won:

    With Clinton and Arkansas business leaders behind Lincoln, the race became a fight between the state’s establishment (Lincoln, Clinton and the Chamber of Commerce) and the Washington establishment (unions).
    ..
    Washington lost.

    Seriously. The unions are the Washington establishment now and a 2-term Senator is not. Nice to know. Thanks, MSNBC.

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    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    June 9, 2010 at 8:16 am

    Carly Fiorina is lucky she is a Republican because if she ran as a Democrat with that face she would be hearing about it non-stop. She’s brutal.

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    Ken

    June 9, 2010 at 8:19 am

    Well, Anne, should that day ever come.. I’m not saying it will, just using it as a “for instance”.. you’ll be well prepared.

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    soonergrunt

    June 9, 2010 at 8:52 am

    DEERS/RAPIDS is down worldwide with no anticipated TTA/TTR (time to availability/time to repair)!
    Woohoo! Another day of doing jack while being paid! YAY ME!

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    adolphus

    June 9, 2010 at 9:13 am

    I would add to the “walking around” panel that it is better to do this with a folder or two in your hand. (Clipboard is too obvious unless you really use one as part of your job) And you should open it and pretend to read whenever you have to stop walking like waiting for an elevator, waiting in line at coffee machine, etc.

    Walking around empty handed makes you look like a mall walker.

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    ericblair

    June 9, 2010 at 9:29 am

    @Matt:

    I had this problem. I was good at my job, good with the software, and I got things done quickly. But this left me with lots of free time. Ideally you’re supposed to “ask for more work”.

    Oh yes, that. Pisses you off because you get some useless time-wasting shit to keep you occupied: generally, if there was something useful or interesting to do someone would be doing it. Pisses your managers off because now they’ve got to scramble around looking for something to keep you occupied now that you’ve forced the issue.

    DEERS/RAPIDS is down worldwide with no anticipated TTA/TTR (time to availability/time to repair)!

    Like, seriously? I’m waiting for a new CAC: nice to know my notification system is Random Dude on Blog.

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    maya

    June 9, 2010 at 10:30 am

    Had an AVP boss who used all these techniques many years ago, especially panel 3. Had to hire 9 secretaries for him in a little over a year’s time. They were quitting out of boredom.

    I would add one more panel. Wait 10 minutes after the VP, or your boss, has decended in the elevator for early departure before you push the button yourself. You don’t want to run in to him/her in the subway or parking garage.

  18. 18.

    OriGuy

    June 9, 2010 at 11:14 am

    @soonergrunt: I had a friend who worked at Lockheed on a Defense project. He waited for months for his security clearance to go through. He couldn’t do anything until that happened and no one could tell him anything about the project. It’s called being a mushroom, because you’re kept in the dark and fed shit.

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    Chuck Butcher

    June 9, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    In my line of work this is pretty pointless since there is a concrete outcome of your production. I suppose that’s the benefit of being boss on a construction site… I suppose.

  20. 20.

    LikeableInMyOwnWay

    June 9, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    Best work cartoon I’ve seen:

    Boss: You don’t look like you are working.

    Employee: I didn’t know you were coming.

  21. 21.

    soonergrunt

    June 9, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    It appears that DEERS/RAPIDS is back up. or it was long enough to get my CAC today.
    Just hanging out, though.

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