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You are here: Home / Open Threads / US/England World Cup Open Thread

US/England World Cup Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 12, 20101:29 pm| 243 Comments

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Go USA!

*** Update ***

Reasonably sure if I were Green, I’d just start drinking now. I could have stopped that goal.

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  1. 1.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Stinkin pommy’s.

  2. 2.

    tonyatlas

    June 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Coming again, to save the muthafuckin day, yeah.

  3. 3.

    Miss Kitka's Comrade Wayne

    June 12, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    America, Fuck Yeah!

  4. 4.

    Steeplejack

    June 12, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    What’s weird about this game is that, since I watch the English Premier League through the year, I’ll probably know more of the English players than the Americans.

  5. 5.

    OriGuy

    June 12, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Pedantically, I point out that the USA is playing England. Scotland, Northern Ireland, and Wales have their own teams in FIFA play. They combine for the Olympics.

  6. 6.

    mcd410x

    June 12, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    England: Green, Johnson, Terry, King, A Cole, Lennon, Lampard, Gerrard, Milner, Heskey, Rooney

    USA: Howard, Onyewu, DeMerit, Bocanegra, Cherundolo, Clark, Bradley, Dempsey, Donovan, Altidore, Findley

  7. 7.

    mcd410x

    June 12, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    And, JC, it’s just England. Scotland, NIreland, Wales all field their own teams.

  8. 8.

    Mark S.

    June 12, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Minor gripe: it’s just England, not the UK. Scotland, Wales, and N. Ireland all have their own teams.

  9. 9.

    Stroszek

    June 12, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Fun Fact: It’s just England. Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland have their own teams.

  10. 10.

    Tony J

    June 12, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    Coming again, to save the muthafuckin day, yeah

    Historically inaccurate, since this time you Colonials don’t have the option of joining in the tournament halfway through. Heh.

    For the record. You’ll probably score first (because we’re England, and we never start well), but we’ll gradually wear you down and put two or three past you. Then we’ll switch off, let you pull another one back from a set-piece, and spend the last ten minutes giving a display of panicked defending.

    Why? Because we’re England, and that’s how we roll.

  11. 11.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Prediction: Buddle’s going to come in and score a goal. He’s first name is Edson for a reason.

  12. 12.

    Violet

    June 12, 2010 at 2:00 pm

    I thought this match was supposed to start at 1:30 Eastern time. When is it actually going to start?

  13. 13.

    freelancer (itouch)

    June 12, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    All english are part of the UK, but not all from the UK are English.

    Just sayin.

  14. 14.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    @Violet: @Violet: It sounds like another half hour. The world cup site did say 2:30 est. Fucking capitalist pigs. Oh yea, fuck BP!

  15. 15.

    SteveinSC

    June 12, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    I like both teams. I can’t bear to see the US lose (patriotic) or for England to lose (don’t want to hurt their pride.) Seems it will have to be 1 point each or I sit shiva.

  16. 16.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    @ Violet

    8.30pm local time.

    2.30pm ET/1.30pm CT/12.30pm MT/11.30am PT

  17. 17.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    @freelancer (itouch): the sun never sets on the British Empire.

  18. 18.

    eastriver

    June 12, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    I’m the same as Steeplejack. I know the Brits much better than the Yanks.

  19. 19.

    ibid

    June 12, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    @OriGuy:

    Pedantically, they won’t be combining their teams in 2012, but an English team will play under the UK flag. ;)

  20. 20.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Nice shot of Tutu gettin down after the SA goaaaaaaaaalllllllll.

  21. 21.

    Davis X. Machina

    June 12, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    CM Lampard and Gerard? I thought we saw that movie in ’06 — and it wasn’t a hit.

  22. 22.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    @ eastriver

    Really? No one follows Feilhaber at AGF Aarhus?

  23. 23.

    freelancer (itouch)

    June 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Tell that to Indira a 21st Century Ghandi.

  24. 24.

    Violet

    June 12, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    @stuckinred: @wengler:
    I guess I read it wrong. How annoying that they’ve got an hour of crap before the actual game. Well, it’s a pretty big match, so I guess they’re taking advantage of all the eyeballs watching it.

  25. 25.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    @Violet: You didn’t read it wrong, it was posted that way in numerous places. It’s sucker game, they did it during the Olympics too.

  26. 26.

    SteveinSC

    June 12, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    >@stuckinred:

    There once was a guy who shoved his wife around and whipped his kid. This guy umpired at baseball games, and when he got home one night he called for his son to come over and sit on his knee.

    The kid, fearful as usual, refused, which all goes to prove: “The son never sets on the brutish umpire.”</strong

    H/T to the Charleston News and Courier, sometime in the mists of time.

  27. 27.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    @freelancer (itouch): I appreciate you changing that so I didn’t have to jump ugly.

  28. 28.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    Lalas just picked the US to win 2-1.

    Guess that means England is a lock to win by at least 2 goals.

  29. 29.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    We fired our guns and the British kept a’comin.
    There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago.
    We fired once more and they began to runnin’ on
    Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.

  30. 30.

    SteveinSC

    June 12, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    This fucking website is soooo fucked in IE. I am trying to fix the goddamned deletion to just normal text and my whole IE page is fucked to a farethewell.

    This comment successfully brought to you by Ubuntu/FireFox

  31. 31.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    @freelancer (itouch): A reporter asked Ghandi what he thought of British civilization and Ghandi said, “I think it would be a good idea!”

  32. 32.

    Dave C

    June 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    I’m honestly not that into sports, but somehow I still wish I could find some English people to taunt!

  33. 33.

    freelancer (itouch)

    June 12, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    @stuckinred:

    My point remains, but yeah, betrayed my ignorance there. Quick fact check, and yeah, died when I was 2.

    See also if there are any Zulu left in Africa, also.

  34. 34.

    You Don't Say

    June 12, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Why does England’s flag look like Switzerland’s flag?

  35. 35.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I’m actually nervous before this game.

    Hope the US can pull out a point from this match. Well, I actually hope they pull the upset.

  36. 36.

    Steeplejack

    June 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    @SteveinSC:

    WordPress does not like a single hyphen at the beginning of a word. It transmogrifies it as strike-through of the following text. It’s particularly awful at the end of a comment, as in a (superfluous) sig signoff, because it farkles the whole thread.

  37. 37.

    freelancer (itouch)

    June 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    @SteveinSC:

    By the look of the thread, Steve, the formatting looks like YOU fucked up. May not be the case, but it looks like it.

  38. 38.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    @freelancer (itouch): Well if you really think I was celebrating British Imperialism. . .well I just don’t know what to say! I was one the last time we beat them btw.

  39. 39.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    @You Don’t Say: Because you are high as the cost of living?

  40. 40.

    licensed to kill time

    June 12, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Threadfarkling, it’s a whole new sport!

  41. 41.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Game on bitches

  42. 42.

    Steeplejack

    June 12, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    @licensed to kill time:

    I was going to call it “fnording,” in honor of Fred Fnord, who had a run a week or two ago where his signoff was killing thread after thread, but he cleaned up his act and has been a model poster, so his name should not live in infamy.

  43. 43.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Jesus christ those jersey’s look like the damn Queens Guard!

  44. 44.

    demimondian

    June 12, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    @stuckinred: Of course, the battle of New Orleans was (a) the only battle the US won, and (b) fought after the treaty ending the war had been signed.

  45. 45.

    Davis X. Machina

    June 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    Why does England’s flag look like Switzerland’s flag?

    It’s the St. George Cross, one of the three crosses which, superimposed, make up the more familiar Union Jack.

  46. 46.

    The Dangerman

    June 12, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    I say Jersey’s look like damn Queens. Very French looking; shit, our country is going to hell under Obama.

    And the US is down 1 before the seat is warm.

  47. 47.

    Steeplejack

    June 12, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    WTF?! Goal for England. Just as I step away from the computer and settle down in front of the big-ass TV, one of the announcers says, “You know England is going to test them early,” and then, badda-bing, badda-boom–goal!

  48. 48.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    @demimondian: Yea, and we never lost a battle in Vietnam. The point is?

  49. 49.

    ChrisO

    June 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Go England! 1-0 after 4 minutes!

    hehehehe…

  50. 50.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Well that sucked.

  51. 51.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    @The Dangerman: Steady

  52. 52.

    Violet

    June 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Well, that’s not good for the US.

  53. 53.

    Nethead Jay

    June 12, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    Damn, that’s an awful start. Hope USA can answer back quickly.

  54. 54.

    Chat Noir

    June 12, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    @stuckinred: From last week’s “Treme” episode!

  55. 55.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    @The Dangerman: IIRC, the jersey’s are a tribute to the 1950 jerseys.

  56. 56.

    freelancer (itouch)

    June 12, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Wow, it looks exactly like the same boring ass Fifa video game.

  57. 57.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    @Chat Noir: roger that

  58. 58.

    licensed to kill time

    June 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    dmsilev started it but changed his ways, Fred Fnord continued it and ditto, GregB is still a’larnin’. We have serial threadfarklers here so there is a learning curve, but eventually folks seem to get it. ‘Til the next threadfarkler comes along…I sense a song here.

  59. 59.

    Violet

    June 12, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Well, this is not a very exciting game so far. Except for that stupid early goal.

  60. 60.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    @Violet: Not any different from any other soccer game.

  61. 61.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Findley is quickly making me wonder why Buddle didn’t get the start.

  62. 62.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    @stuckinred: From The Simpsons

    (apologies if this is a dup, but word press seems to have eated the first one)

  63. 63.

    demimondian

    June 12, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    @stuckinred: We lost both wars, in the end.

  64. 64.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Oh so close.

  65. 65.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Odds of me waking my daughter from her nap: 1-1

  66. 66.

    freelancer (itouch)

    June 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    This crowd could give Olympic spectators a run for their $ in a most annoying with the noisemakers.

    BZZZZZZZ!

  67. 67.

    The Dangerman

    June 12, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    @MattR:

    IIRC, the jersey’s are a tribute to the 1950 jerseys.

    Kinda fitting; they are playing like Betty White out there.

  68. 68.

    licensed to kill time

    June 12, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    @freelancer (itouch):

    It sounds like a giant beehive.

  69. 69.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    @demimondian

    :I n recent decades the view of the majority of historians has been that the war ended in stalemate, with the Treaty of Ghent closing a war that had become militarily inconclusive. Neither side wanted to continue fighting since the main causes had disappeared and since there were no large lost territories for one side or the other to reclaim by force. Insofar as they see the war’s untriumphant resolution as allowing two centuries of peaceful and mutually-beneficial intercourse between the U.S., Britain and Canada, these historians often conclude that all three nations were the “real winners” of the War of 1812.

    And, as some of us like to say about Vietnam, “We were winning when I left”! :)

  70. 70.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    @licensed to kill time: I don’t know if I can take a month of it.

  71. 71.

    demimondian

    June 12, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    @stuckinred: Feh. The US lost its capitol, lost control of the eastern seaboard, and won only one battle. At the end of the war, the British had shown the US that it needed to remember that it really didn’t matter.

  72. 72.

    Dave C

    June 12, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    @stuckinred:

    I don’t even really hear it anymore.

  73. 73.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    England has had far more dangerous opportunities(one of which turned into a goal) but they aren’t terribly convincing in play so far.

  74. 74.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    @demimondian: Ok, tell must just what the fuck that matters? You some kind of Anglophile or supmin?

    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same;
    If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

  75. 75.

    Steeplejack

    June 12, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    @licensed to kill time:

    Could be the title of a James Bond movie.

    Shirley Bassey: “Threadfarkler! He’s the man, the man with the hyphen curse / He makes threads worse . . .”

  76. 76.

    tonyatlas

    June 12, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Yes, a yellow card. I love the concept of yellow/red cards. Too bad we don’t use this concept in all facets of life. The inventor of those damn horns blaring would definitely get a red card.

  77. 77.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Fuck, Timmy’s hurt.

  78. 78.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Aw, fuck, Howard’s hurt.

  79. 79.

    Steeplejack

    June 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Obligatory: “That’s what your girlfriend said.”

  80. 80.

    dave anderson

    June 12, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    great play by howard, US defense is sucking donkey dick though. Not really communicating in back and are giving up too much space.

  81. 81.

    dave anderson

    June 12, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    @tonyatlas, cards are wonderful. This ref seems to be using them correctly as a behavior modifying device. Okay, looks like Howard is back in, let’s add 3 minutes injury time.

  82. 82.

    dave anderson

    June 12, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    @tonyatlas, cards are wonderful. This ref seems to be using them correctly as a behavior modifying device. Okay, looks like Howard is back in, let’s add 3 minutes injury time.

  83. 83.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    @wengler: OK, you seem to know what’s up here. To a novice this goal keeper seems like a schmuck?

  84. 84.

    demimondian

    June 12, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    @stuckinred: Now, now. You just go with the nice lady — she’s going to help you learn to velcro your shoes today!

  85. 85.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    @demimondian: where the sun don’t shine, dog, I will say you are more interesting than the game so far.

  86. 86.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    @ demimondian

    Tim Howard comes from a long line of fine bald-headed American goalies that are just a little bit off. He’s no schmuck.

  87. 87.

    licensed to kill time

    June 12, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Golden farkles he will pour in your eye
    but IE can’t describe what you spy
    ’cause the golden farks know when he’s hyphen’d
    it’s the kiss of death for Mr. IEfarkler

    (futbol is boring there’s buzzing in my brain)

  88. 88.

    bjacques

    June 12, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Good thing that last shot went wide. Because there was nothing to stop it!

  89. 89.

    demimondian

    June 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    @wengler: You’ve got the wrong troll, dude. I’m agnostic when it comes to this match — I don’t even coach the blasted sport any more, so I don’t have to take sides.

    I look forward to the day that my home is even vaguely relevant to the Cup. Until then…yeah. meh.

  90. 90.

    You Don't Say

    June 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    @Davis X. Machina: Thanks!

  91. 91.

    bjacques

    June 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    Wooooohoooo!!!!!!!

  92. 92.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

    (EDIT: Weak goal, but a goal nonetheless)

  93. 93.

    Comrade Kevin

    June 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 1-1!

  94. 94.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Memo to Fabio: See if David Seaman is available

  95. 95.

    Nethead Jay

    June 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Wow, giant drop by England’s goalkeeper…

  96. 96.

    tonyatlas

    June 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    WTG Demp!

  97. 97.

    Steeplejack

    June 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    @licensed to kill time:

    Have to blow for work. Hope USA pulls it out, and hope I can get rid of this earworm!

    USA equalizes! Yee-haw.

  98. 98.

    Dave Anderson

    June 12, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    GOAL!!!!

  99. 99.

    lol chikinburd

    June 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    OK, now we’re at a mistake apiece.

  100. 100.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    @wengler: Got ya, glad I axed. It was my pal demimondian btw.

  101. 101.

    Mark S.

    June 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Bad goalkeeping, but we’ll take it!

  102. 102.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    If you pause it on that goal, you can see the moment where Green sees tomorrow’s headline on The Sun.

  103. 103.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Dempsey with the thunderstrike(it will look like that in the papers at least).

    GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

  104. 104.

    The Dangerman

    June 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Fortunately, England has Abe Vigoda in goal; time to play now, boys (both sides).

  105. 105.

    PanAmerican

    June 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Brilliant. English goalkeeping like English smiles.

  106. 106.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    “Keep you eye on the ball at all times”

    Chico Esquela

  107. 107.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    If I was a religious/spiritual person, I would believe that Clint Dempsey’s sister had something to do with that sneaking across the line.

  108. 108.

    YellowJournalism

    June 12, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    I was going to call it “fnording,” in honor of Fred Fnord, who had a run a week or two ago where his signoff was killing thread after thread, but he cleaned up his act and has been a model poster

    We should just call it “BoBing,” because it’s annoying, disrupts the thread, and yet is sometimes interesting/challenging/amusing to read.

    ETA: USA! USA! USA!

  109. 109.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    @PanAmerican:

    Brilliant. English goalkeeping like English smiles.

    Full of gaps?

  110. 110.

    bjacques

    June 12, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Uh-oh. Now we made them mad.

    +3

  111. 111.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Who was that 6’9″ inch dude that played for the Brits in the last WC?

  112. 112.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Probably Peter Crouch.

  113. 113.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    @ MattR

    The pitch has been slick all match. Dempsey simply proved why it’s more important to be accurate than powerful.

  114. 114.

    handy

    June 12, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    I’m trying not to think too much of anything sports related right now. I’ve got too much of a bad feeling about the Lakers-Celtics game tomorrow.

  115. 115.

    NobodySpecial

    June 12, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Wow, who put Leighton in goal for the Brits?

  116. 116.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Crouchie is 6 foot 7 and probably weighs a buck forty. Either him or Defoe is going to come in for Heskey sometime during the second half.

  117. 117.

    Andy K

    June 12, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Chico Esquela: “Ed Kranepool borrow Chico soap, never give back.”

    from Bad Stuff ’bout the Mets

  118. 118.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    @NobodySpecial: Brilliant. I hope there is a British Flyers fan reading that.

    Who can the US sub in for Cherundalo? Shawn Wright-Phillips is just too quick for him. That was a brilliant move from England now it is time for Coach Bradley to counter it. Beasley?

  119. 119.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    @TR: Definitely Peter Crouch, which is probably why the US players keep their hair short (scroll down for photo.

    His wife is quite stunning.

  120. 120.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Robert Green snatches the goat horns away from Ricardo Clark.

    Except for Cherundolo and Donovan, the US has been nothing but shite. England should be burying us.

  121. 121.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    My dad sent me a text, “You can’t score if you don’t shoot.”

    Truer words…

    Also, get Findley out of there. Put in Herculez Gomez or Edson Buddle. I’d also liek to see Jose Torres.

  122. 122.

    Dave

    June 12, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    This sort of thing makes me think that Manuel Almunia should have went through with his threat to get a British Passport.

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    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    @MattR:

    The option at right back is Spector, which would be even worse. Dolo stays on.

  124. 124.

    Dave

    June 12, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Cherundolo is doing fine. Now I know what those Toffee cunts see in Donovan. He’s got a good eye and decent feet.

    Heskey is playing excellently though – but a shame Rooney has been, apart from one flick-on, utter cack.

  125. 125.

    mr. whipple

    June 12, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    I take it from the update someone actually scored.

    Back to Zzzzzzzzzzz.

  126. 126.

    West of the Cascades

    June 12, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Arrogant whingeing pommy bastards. Go USA!!!

  127. 127.

    Violet

    June 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    “The Expendables” looks hilariously awful.

  128. 128.

    SteveinSC

    June 12, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Just back from watching the game to respond.

    @Steeplejack: Thanks, that might be it, but IE is now completely fucked. I expect I’ll have to reboot.

    @freelancer (itouch): Fuck you, you ignorant cretin. And by the way you fucking retard, my post shows up perfectly in Ubuntu/FireFox. Now got a theory for that one asshole?

  129. 129.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Both Altidore and Findley have been unconvincing. Landon sent in a ball that really should’ve been put away by Jozy to equalize a lot sooner. Findley has disappeared nearly altogether.

    I would be happy with Bradley putting in Buddle for Findley right away. His hands are kind of tied with regards to a third substitution though because of the knock on Timmeh.

  130. 130.

    mr. whipple

    June 12, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    I see the margins are still blowing out.

    This problem would seem easier to fix than an oil pipe a mile underwater, but I guess not.

  131. 131.

    NobodySpecial

    June 12, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Yeah, I noticed that this morning in IE8 at work. Now that I’m home, blessed Firefox does no such thing.

  132. 132.

    The Dangerman

    June 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    Lots of complaints about the new ball; any chance that explains the Goalkeeper Green’s GACK?

  133. 133.

    NobodySpecial

    June 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    Boy, is England playing pissed.

  134. 134.

    lol chikinburd

    June 12, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Carragher for Ledley King? I don’t understand that at all.

  135. 135.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Oh, so *that’s* what good goalkeeping looks like.

    Take notes, Brits.

  136. 136.

    Dave

    June 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Carragher for Ledley King? I don’t understand that at all.

    King’s nowhere near fit.

    Mind you, he’s been nowhere near fit for like the last four years or so.

  137. 137.

    KG

    June 12, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    @stuckinred: the sun never sets on the British Empire only because God does not trust the English in the dark.

  138. 138.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    Thank God that was Heskey making that shot.

  139. 139.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    @KG: ding

  140. 140.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    @ lol chikinburd

    King’s knees are flaring up I’m guessing. Though he did get beat by Altidore that one time.

  141. 141.

    JGabriel

    June 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    I keep hearing, through my window, roars and cheers from, what sounds like, all over Manhattan.

    I assume it has something to do with the athletic event headlining this thread?

    .

  142. 142.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    @MattR: Cherundolo just showed why he’s still there.

  143. 143.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    @handy: Apparently this in NOT NBA territory.

  144. 144.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Is Carragher playing for the US secretly?

  145. 145.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Charlie Davies woulda wasted these Limeys.

    Just Sayin’

  146. 146.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    @JGabriel: You sure it’s not the Pride parade? Maybe they can combine it with soccer?

  147. 147.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    @wengler:

    Charlie Davies woulda wasted these Limeys.

    Amen to that. Bradley needs to replace Findley, stat.

    Why isn’t Ching on the squad again?

  148. 148.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    @wengler: Maybe next time he’ll observe curfew.

  149. 149.

    NobodySpecial

    June 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    Yellow on Carragher. Was King really that bad?

  150. 150.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    If Herculez or Buddle aren’t in the game in the next five minutes…

    The US is really holding on with the skin of their teeth. I’d like to see Torres on for Clark to create some chances, since Clark has been all-but invisible this entire game on offense or defense.

  151. 151.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    @ TR

    He could prove it by getting a red card.

  152. 152.

    KG

    June 12, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    @stuckinred: I’m honestly surprised no one got there before me.

    Learning to appreciate this game takes a lot of patience for me, I think. But my favorite sports are basketball, baseball, and water polo. Basketball and polo are fluid like futból, but more pay offs from scoring. Baseball is just the fact that I grew up with it.

  153. 153.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    @TR: What does Ching bring that the US needs? Altidore is a younger, faster version of Ching.

  154. 154.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    @ TR

    Ching wasn’t nearly 100 percent. I would’ve picked him over Bornstein though.

  155. 155.

    KG

    June 12, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    @handy: bad for who?

    My take, as a Lakers fan, is that the first team to win two games in a row is going to win this series. But it’s been such a strange series (and fitting end to a strange playoffs) that I just don’t know what is going to happen.

  156. 156.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    @fbihop:

    Ching’s a better shot, I think.

    Fuck, he would’ve made that one.

  157. 157.

    Dave

    June 12, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    phew. good save that

  158. 158.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    @TR: He wouldn’t have got the chance to make that one. No way Ching beats Carragher like that.

  159. 159.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    @KG: I enjoy it but I am primarily a college football and hoop fan. There is something about living close enough to walk to the stadium for Georgia football. . .I was also able to go to every soccer game in the 96 Olympics and that helped me appreciate the game more. I don’t have a clue as to who-is-who on any of these teams and the entire set-up of soccer is beyond understanding but it is fun to watch.

  160. 160.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Lampard kicks a field goal from thirty yards out.

  161. 161.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    @Randy Paul: Twas a nice play. I am still worried about Wright-Phillips’s pace but understand there are no better options available.

    (EDIT: Of course, Lannan on the other side is quick too. When does Gooch come out and who replaces him?)

  162. 162.

    KG

    June 12, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    @stuckinred: fair enough, fair enough. Football is fine, but living in Orange County/LA, the closest thing we had to a professional team was USC. And having not gone to a school with a program (Long Beach State), I just haven’t been able to get too interested in the college game anymore outside of bowl season and a couple of rivalry games.

  163. 163.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    I hate to be the one bashing Bob Bradley — but why no subs yet? Torres? Gomez? Buddle?

  164. 164.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    I think it’s been pretty clear that Rooney hasn’t been playing at 100 percent. I wonder if Capello has the cojones to sub for him.

  165. 165.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    When is Bradley going to sub someone?

  166. 166.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    @fbihop:

    Seriously, 71 minutes and 1-1? Sub!

  167. 167.

    JGabriel

    June 12, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    @stuckinred: Hmm, the Pride Parade is within hearing distance too. But that would generate cheers on one corner, then the next, and the next, and, well, it would be more of a sustained, low-level, parade sound.

    Intermittent cheers and roars, on the other hand, would seem to be the reaction to some sort of sporting contest. So, I’m guessing this World Glass or Mug or Trophy or whatever it’s called is the more likely cause.

    If so, there sure seems to be a lot of people in NYC watching it.

    .

  168. 168.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    @KG: My whole family is out there. Long Beach, Hawthorne, the Valley, and they are die hard Laker-Dodger fans. MY brother still follows the Rams!

  169. 169.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Yellow for Findley means sub him out NOW!

  170. 170.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    @JGabriel: Is it really?? I was being silly.

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    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Ffffffffffffffuck that was close.

  172. 172.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Grant Wahl on Twitter (@GrantWahl) says that no one is even warming up for the USA.

    EDIT: Now he says looks like Buddle is coming in.

  173. 173.

    KG

    June 12, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    @stuckinred: that’s me as well, Lakers and Dodgers; occasional interest in the Angels, Ducks, and Kings. I gave up on the Rams and Raiders when they left.

    Wow, Howard’s playing well this half.

  174. 174.

    handy

    June 12, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    @KG:

    Bad for the Lakers. Artest got his knee drained again. The team looked totally dead in that 4th quarter. In any case I see Bostom winning Game 6 no matter who wins Game 5. So yeah, not really feeling confident right now.

    ETA: (To make this a soccer comment) GO USA!

  175. 175.

    Shalimar

    June 12, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    The US is very frustrating to watch. “There was no pressure on the ball” should be the team motto.

  176. 176.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    It would be nice if a US midfielder was somewhere near midfield at some point

  177. 177.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Again, thank God Heskey was the target.

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    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    About fucking time.

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    Dave

    June 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    another wonderful cross from Stevie G.

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    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Finally Bradley, about 15 minutes earlier would’ve been better.

  181. 181.

    Dave

    June 12, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Crouchigol is coming on

  182. 182.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Too many chances for England right now.

  183. 183.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    And he comes Lurch.

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    Mark S.

    June 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Here comes the giraffe!

  185. 185.

    fbihop

    June 12, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Dempsey is gassed. That said, he looked gassed in the Confederation’s Cup before scoring the goal against Egypt.

  186. 186.

    JGabriel

    June 12, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Is it really??

    I don’t know when it is, but the route passes about a block and half away from my place, so, yeah, it should be within hearing distance if there’s any kind of loud volume at all – which, to be fair, there probably isn’t, as I’ve never heard much before, and that parade route gets used about two-tree times a month in the summer.

    .

  187. 187.

    KG

    June 12, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    @handy: Bynum, not Artest, I think you mean.

    Game 4 was just strange, it really was. At the time, I thought Jackson made a good decision to leave Kobe and Gasol in to start the fourth quarter. But it didn’t work out well. On the other hand, I just don’t see Nate Robinson or Glen Davis having another game like that. And the big 3 or 4 just haven’t really played well outside of Ray Allen in Game 2 and Rondo’s triple-double in Game 1.

    End of the day, I think the Lakers win Game 5. Game 6 could go either way, and I’ll take the Lakers (history be damned!) in Game 7.

  188. 188.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    @KG: Yea, there is a world of difference between LA and Athens!

  189. 189.

    stuckinred

    June 12, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    @JGabriel: That would have been spooky!

  190. 190.

    lol chikinburd

    June 12, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    If Bradley’s playing for 1-1 I’m going to break something. Can we please see what Herculez Gomez can do?

    Okay, Altidore off…for HOLDEN??! For the love of fuck.

  191. 191.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Holden in for Altidore. I guess the ol’ 4-5-1 is back in effect for the final 10.

  192. 192.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    @ lol chikinburd

    I guess you better break something.

  193. 193.

    PanAmerican

    June 12, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Bob Bradley brainfarting on the subs.

    @Mark S.:

    On Univision they’re taking the piss on pronouncing CROOWCH his every touch.

  194. 194.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    “Crouch is awkward…”

    Amen. And yet he landed Abby Clancy. Go figure.

  195. 195.

    TR

    June 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Oh Gomez comes in *now*? WTF?

    Or not. Game. I’ll take the point.

  196. 196.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Gomez better make these final 30 seconds count!

  197. 197.

    Comrade Kevin

    June 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    I’ll take that result.

  198. 198.

    Dave

    June 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    That’s it. A draw is probably a fair reflection.

  199. 199.

    NobodySpecial

    June 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Sorry, Bob Bradley, can’t let you make that sub!

  200. 200.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    An excellent result for the US

  201. 201.

    lol chikinburd

    June 12, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Oh, NOW we see Gomez. With five seconds left.

    Or not. Peep peep peep.

  202. 202.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Nevermind…Game Over.

    Not an unfair result. The goal was soft but not against the run of play. Cue the whining and recriminations from England fans…NOW!

  203. 203.

    TGP

    June 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Bollocks !

    (England fan)

    P.S. Poor Green, he’s going to get creamed in the papers.

  204. 204.

    handy

    June 12, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    @KG:

    Yes Bynum. My bad.

  205. 205.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    If Michael Fucking Bradley could pass the fucking ball to his own team we might have had some chances at the end.

  206. 206.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Onyewu got better as the game went on. That’s very good news for the US.

  207. 207.

    Jared

    June 12, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Welp, looks like Dempsey made up for that god-awful mohawk he used to sport.

  208. 208.

    Randy Paul

    June 12, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    And they shut down Rooney, which doesn’t bode well for England

  209. 209.

    JL

    June 12, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Lucky for England America doesn’t really care about soccer. If we did, the limeys wouldn’t have stood a chance.

  210. 210.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    England better not blame the whole thing on Green and wash their hands of it by simply switching it out. England had a lot of problems and the US was excellent at shutting down space.

    Rooney is not playing at 100 percent, that much is clear. If King is getting switched out at halftime, then his World Cup is probably already over.

    Really great game by Timmeh, especially playing through the pain. They got beat a couple times, but the US back line also deserves a great congratulations for their play. Cherundolo was fantastic, Gooch proved he could play even with the knee, Bocanegra, even DeMerit.

    Buddle didn’t do much after he was subbed in but I would prefer he start over Findley. Altidore improved as the game went on. The midfield actually did well with possession and Landon and Dempsey deserve credit.

    Overall a deserved a point that wasn’t all that expected.

  211. 211.

    SteveinSC

    June 12, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    @Dave:

    Crouchigol is coming on

    When at home, Crouch qualifies as the England’s tallest man-made structure. He occasionally works as a cell-phone tower.

  212. 212.

    Bnut

    June 12, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Tim Howard won the point for the US, no arguments.

  213. 213.

    wengler

    June 12, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    @ Bnut

    I agree.

  214. 214.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 12, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    While I feel like Gomez should have played, I can’t really imagine people complaining that they played for the draw. I mean c’mon… the US had one legit chance all game, plus the gift goal of the millennium… it’s not like Gomez is going to make up for the vast gulf in talent.

  215. 215.

    schooner

    June 12, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Bocanegra will be the downfall of this team. Lacks pace and stays to far off his man.

    Bradley shouldn’t be playing either. Hardly played a decent ball all game and was run over the last 30 minutes.

  216. 216.

    Turgid Jacobian

    June 12, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    the US had one legit chance all game

    No, at least three by my count: Jozy’s brick of a shot after a great beat, a header he blew, and a header blown by Bocanegra. All were real goal scoring opportunities.

    Of course England had more, but I won’t go into that.

  217. 217.

    adolphus

    June 12, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Wow, a draw just like the War of 1812.

  218. 218.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 12, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    @Turgid Jacobian:

    No, at least three by my count: Jozy’s brick of a shot after a great beat, a header he blew, and a header blown by Bocanegra. All were real goal scoring opportunities.

    I won’t argue with that… I was a little over the top, but was making the distinction between “could” and “should”… and only Altidore’s brick shot was a “should have scored” chance I think. The others were fine enough, but not that close… and I can think of several times where England was just as close as Altidore, if not closer.

  219. 219.

    Turgid Jacobian

    June 12, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    USA, undefeated against England in 60 years of World Cup play?

  220. 220.

    Bnut

    June 12, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    The Slovenia-Algeria match tomorrow will go a long way towards telling us how the group will play out.

  221. 221.

    fucen tarmal

    June 12, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    ok…so we tied them at their best sport, the one they really care about and all?

    hmmm, lets see,,,i wonder what would happen if oxford, or university of manchester were to play an evolved game of football vs ohio state, and i bet kicking some english ass would be enough to wake up the echoes rally the sons of notre dame.

  222. 222.

    burnspbesq

    June 12, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Not sure what game the guy who does the player ratings for News of the World was watching. Demerit the best US player?

  223. 223.

    NobodySpecial

    June 12, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    @fucen tarmal:

    ok…so we tied them at their best sport, the one they really care about and all?

    Reminds me of a quote from some English player after a WC loss to Germany. When asked about the loss, he replied ‘Well, it’s only fair that they’ve beaten us in our national sport, we’ve beaten them twice in theirs.’

  224. 224.

    Bnut

    June 12, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    The Corner has spent the better part of the past few days talking massive shit about soccer. I guess “football” is now a liberal sport…..

  225. 225.

    Hawes

    June 12, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Headlines for the tabs?

    It’s Not Easy Being Green

    Green, Not Ripe

    England Are Green With Envy

    Dunno, submit your own

  226. 226.

    fucen tarmal

    June 12, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    @NobodySpecial:

    that’s funny. of course i prefer to say churchill was the ideal prime minister for his times, he sat around, got bombed, and waited for the americans to show up.

    OOH-RAH!

  227. 227.

    Peter J

    June 12, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    It’s rather obvious that Green like Greene is a plant, British newspapers should demand to see his birth certificate.

  228. 228.

    MattR

    June 12, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    @NobodySpecial: I wonder if that was the same WC Qualification game where the English fans were chanting “stand up if you won the war“

  229. 229.

    Stroszek

    June 12, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    @fucen tarmal: What is this evolved game of football? The one where fat guys wear body armor and stand around doing nothing for 12 minutes at a time?

    I’ll take the real thing, and yes, I do wish the bulk of the US’s football talent wasn’t being wasted on sports that primarily favor binge eaters and other genetic abnormalities.

  230. 230.

    PTirebiter

    June 12, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    @fucen tarmal: That’s a little unfair, he destroyed the French Navy without our help.

  231. 231.

    sbjules

    June 12, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    @KG:

    I’m a Laker fan too and this series is making me twitchy. I felt the same way about 2 in a row, but now I think I’d rationalize & still be hopeful if the celtics win tomorrow. I don’t think that’s going to happen though.

  232. 232.

    Stroszek

    June 12, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    I would add that one of the great things about football is how teamwork and good coaching can overcome the advantage of population size. Denmark and Holland don’t need an enormous population to be consistent performers.

  233. 233.

    lol chikinburd

    June 12, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    @fucen tarmal:

    he sat around, got bombed, and waited for the americans to show up.

    Hey, I do that all the time.

  234. 234.

    fucen tarmal

    June 12, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    @Stroszek:

    all you need to know about that is, your soccer pitch is too sissified for the type of hard knocking explosion sport action real football has. of course we mostly keep the binge fascism and other folks looking for an excuse to riot out of the stands(except for philly eagles fans, for whom i make no excuses) maybe if the sport was less boring, their would be less rioting, just a suggestion…

    really it comes down to this, you can do aerobics, step class, spin class, or whatever for an hour…but you can only sprint, lift heavy weights, or anything that requires explosive strength, a few seconds at a time….

    explosion vs cardio….

  235. 235.

    That Other Mike

    June 12, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    @fucen tarmal: Tell you what, fucen – I’ll set our rugby players against your handegg American football players any time.

  236. 236.

    fucen tarmal

    June 12, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    @That Other Mike:

    only because you haven’t actually considered the athletes and the athleticism required to play evolved football. just send some of your best rugby players to something like the nfl combine, ht wt body fat, straight speed, cone shuttle, broad jump, vert jump, bench press max reps at 225, the best football players are extensively measured for a wide range of athletic attributes, the numbers are what they are…i wonder how soccer, or rugby athletes would truly measure out.

    y’all got some sort of objective measurements?

  237. 237.

    Bruce (formerly Steve S.)

    June 12, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    I am very late to this thread, but may I assume someone has mentioned that the last time someone gave up a goal like this to the Americans in the World cup he was subsequently murdered?

  238. 238.

    Bill Murray

    June 12, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    @schooner: But it comes down to demerit vs. bornstein, as Bocanegra would be playing centrally if not on the left. Bornstein is fast and small and generally adequate going forward but is poor at positioning and a very poor tackler. Demerit is an excellent man marker, but can’t pass to save his life. Against a team like England where the US would not have much possession, Demerit and Bocanegra is much better than Bocanegra (or Demerit) and Bornstein.

    Basically the US is very weak in outside defenders. Bornstein and Spector were so bad in the friendlies leading up to the World cup, the US just can not play them barring injury or suspension in any game that matters.

    I think it is likely Torres will play for Clark in the next game as the US will likely have much more of the ball and Torres’ technique will bring a hint of John O’Brien at the 2002 WC.

    ETA: the fact that the US wide midfielders don’t always track back and play defense doesn’t help th outside defense. Dempsey was particularly guilty of this at the Confed Cup last summer

  239. 239.

    SRW1

    June 12, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    @NobodySpecial:

    “… beaten them twice at their own.”

    Actually, if memory serves right that is supposedly what Margret Thatcher worked up. You’re possibly thinking of the famous sentence by the English striker Gary Lineker who has said
    “Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win”.

  240. 240.

    Hawes

    June 12, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    As an American rugby player, I can say that – like soccer – you can’t compare them to NFL players. Both rugby and soccer are aerobic sports. Football isn’t.

    Jonah Lomu tried to play NFL football and never made it past a curiosity tryout. But I doubt many NFL players would last 80 minutes on a rugby pitch.

    But give them a few years…

  241. 241.

    snarkypsice

    June 13, 2010 at 9:13 am

    @fucen tarmal:

    Or maybe it’s OK that we suck at this sport and other countries do better than us?

    Never been a fan of American exceptionalism.

  242. 242.

    That Other Mike

    June 13, 2010 at 9:37 am

    @fucen tarmal: Yeah, kind of. Rugby is what your American football could be if real athletes played it, and play didn’t stop every few seconds for the wheezing fatties to have a Twinky break.

  243. 243.

    Bruce (formerly Steve S.)

    June 13, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    @Hawes:

    Both rugby and soccer are aerobic sports. Football isn’t.

    The NFL’s defensive backs say hi.

    But I doubt many NFL players would last 80 minutes on a rugby pitch.

    They wouldn’t have to. Dude, a mediocre NFL linebacker is about 6-3, 250, and runs a 4.7 forty. The mercy rule would be invoked after ten minutes.

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