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Chile v Switzerland Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 21, 20109:30 am| 19 Comments

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I don’t think Switzerland will be able to hunker down quite as effectively as they did against Spain.

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  1. 1.

    Pigs & Spiders

    June 21, 2010 at 9:39 am

    I am pulling for the Swiss in this one. I need them to go into the second round and lose easily to Portugal. Though, after this morning’s performance, I’m feeling pretty comfortable with my pick for Portugal to take the cup.

  2. 2.

    Punchy

    June 21, 2010 at 9:55 am

    Can I put some Swiss in my Chili?

  3. 3.

    Stroszek

    June 21, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Still laughing about that Ronaldo goal.

    Go Chile!

  4. 4.

    Face

    June 21, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Sports OT:

    Federer getting smoked right now at Wimbeldon. Down 2 sets already, but looking to win the 3rd set.

    Carry on with your football discussions.

  5. 5.

    Morbo

    June 21, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Getting a little card happy over there, isn’t he?

  6. 6.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 21, 2010 at 10:35 am

    Another ridiculous red card. Congrats to the Swiss – it’s just one of those refs.

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    Bullsmith

    June 21, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Another glorious day at the world diving championships. I especially enjoy how the refs reward players who exaggerate the most.

  8. 8.

    Crusty Dem

    June 21, 2010 at 10:59 am

    World Cup 2010 – come for the soccer, stay for the atrocious refs.

    And I thought NBA refs were bad/crooked.

  9. 9.

    Crusty Dem

    June 21, 2010 at 11:01 am

    @Bullsmith:

    Apparently that last dive earned a 6.0 from the Saudi judge.

  10. 10.

    Shalimar

    June 21, 2010 at 11:25 am

    I don’t know about a yellow card in-game since the ref doesn’t always have a clear view. But count me firmly in the camp that says there should be a review after matches and anyone found to have put his hands to his face in agony even though he wasn’t actually hit in the face should get a 2 match ban. It’s just pathetically embarrassing for the sport that they act so poorly.

  11. 11.

    Morbo

    June 21, 2010 at 11:31 am

    @Face: And Roger wins the fifth set 6-0. Good omen, I suppose.

    ETA: Nope, not so much.

  12. 12.

    Stroszek

    June 21, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Gooooooooooooooal!

  13. 13.

    You Don't Say

    June 21, 2010 at 11:43 am

    @Face: Federer wins in 5th but says afterward he should have lost. Could tell he felt bad for Falla. But, hey, Federer is supremely fit.

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    handsmile

    June 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    How’s this for sporting hoodoo: at virtually the exact moment (literally a matter of seconds) that Switzerland was setting a new FIFA record for consecutive minutes without conceding a goal at the World Cup, Roger Federer was stroking the final point in his five-set victory in the opening round at Wimbledon.

    I will never again belittle Swiss engineering.

    By the way, I suspect the answer to that new bit of World Cup trivia might win one a few pints in future barroom bets.

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    Punchy

    June 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Onto Spain v. Hondorus….does Spain win by 4, or 6?

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    JohnR

    June 21, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    They came pretty close, and at a man down for most of it, at that. That ref was even more enthusiastic than his fellows this time around – is FIFA paying them by the card this year or what?

    “..does Spain win by 4, or 6?”

    I’m actually calling it no more than 1 goal difference for Spain, and quite possibly a draw…

  17. 17.

    Ian

    June 21, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    …there should be a review after matches and anyone found to have put his hands to his face in agony even though he wasn’t actually hit in the face should get a 2 match ban.

    Not sufficient — they should be straight up removed from the tournament. Blatant cheating is inexcusable.

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    cmorenc

    June 21, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    I’ll give the referee much credit for yellow-carding an egregious dive in the 92nd minute by Chile’s ironically named striker “Jorge ValDIVIA”. He had a clean opportunity to simply step over in-stride a prone Swiss defender’s legs after a missed tackle (without any need to jump or alter his stride really) – but instead dragged his feet along the ground so his toes collided with the Swiss player’s leg and made the classic two-footed fall that should always raise the issue in any alert referee’s mind whether the player is deliberately diving. This isn’t always the case with two-footed falls (sometimes it really is due to a bona fide foul), but all too often enough it’s a sign of a dive, and should always be regarded with critical scrutiny and skepticism by the ref before deciding to give the fallen player a call of a foul.

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    cmorenc

    June 21, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    @cmorenc: I should have mentioned that the yellow-carded dive I discussed in my previous post involved a blatent attempt by Chilean striker Jorge Valdiva to sell a “foul” inside his team’s attacking penalty area, and win an unearned PK. This is indeed an egregious unsporting form of cheating, and so I’m especially glad the ref had the stones to recognize it and card Valdiva for it.

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