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I’ve Had Enough of This

by John Cole|  June 25, 20103:11 pm| 49 Comments

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I’m going Galt. Tammy and Brian are coming up for the weekend, and they are bringing superpup Samantha with them. There will be bbq, and tomorrow we are heading to PennMac and Wholey’s on the strip before watching the soccer game. I need to frantically defur the house and hide all my porn get ready, so you all are on your own.

Also, my parents are coming home from the beach tomorrow and bringing a couple dozen steamed crabs packed in ice. I’m drooling.

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  1. 1.

    lol

    June 25, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    WHO IS JOHN COLE?

  2. 2.

    MattR

    June 25, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Going Galt huh? I look forward to your next post in 25 minutes.

  3. 3.

    jeffreyw

    June 25, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Thread needs more kitteh.

  4. 4.

    RSR

    June 25, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    haha, that’s it: Weigel didn’t resign, he went Galt!

  5. 5.

    Archangel

    June 25, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Funny, my pr0n is the first thing my dad looks for when he visits.

  6. 6.

    jeffreyw

    June 25, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    The Galt, it is contagious.

  7. 7.

    Comrade Mary

    June 25, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    If there’s BBQ, Brian is obliged to make it, given that you cooked for Tammy but she married him, right?

  8. 8.

    Phoenix Woman

    June 25, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    Mmmm, bobbycue!

  9. 9.

    beltane

    June 25, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Finally made myself read that Goldberg column and came away thinking that the fine journalists of the Washington Post were potty trained by learning to wipe their asses on the flag and constitution of this country. These are people who were raised without any sense of shame whatsoever. If any of them had any sense of decency, they would immolate themselves along with Matt Drudge and a few hundred other of their peers. It is so hard not to hate these people.

  10. 10.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    June 25, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    My Galt drive is always spooled up and ready. Night or day, rain or shine. It don’t matter.

  11. 11.

    Keith

    June 25, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Mmm! Wholey’s – the best Fish Sandwiches are found in the ‘Burg.

    Wholey’s and Benkovitz a beautiful competition on the Strip.

  12. 12.

    Chat Noir

    June 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    @jeffreyw: Toby is gorgeous. He looks soooooooo soft.

  13. 13.

    TomG

    June 25, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Have a great weekend, John !

  14. 14.

    The Bobs

    June 25, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    I don’t know what PennMac is, but it looks like the mighty John Cole has broken them.

  15. 15.

    General Egali Tarian Stuck

    June 25, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Have a great weekend, John !

    Shit, I thought today was Thursday. Now I have to spend the weekend looking for that lost day.

  16. 16.

    Redshirt

    June 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Weekends were made for Galt.

  17. 17.

    CynDee

    June 25, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    @jeffreyw: Seems like Tobeh’s middle name is Galt. Would sure like to pet this kitty; guess there would be the risk of further boring him.

    Now what’s for dinner, Jeffrey? Are the leftovers done for? They looked real good.

    @John Cole: We can haz lots and lots of pics after / in the middle of such a weekend?? The last batch was stupendous, but OUR HABIT GROWZ! Weez needy!

  18. 18.

    Violet

    June 25, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    Sounds like an excellent weekend. Hope you have a great time.

  19. 19.

    jeffreyw

    June 25, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    @Chat Noir: He’s just a big baby, with teeth. And claws. He likes a good belly rub and a chin chucking. He just won’t go out of his way for it.

  20. 20.

    BruceFromOhio

    June 25, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Whoa, tripping down the memory lanes: monkfish from Wholey’s after working Friday night into Saturday morning, poking around the Strip for awhile before heading back across the Mon and riding the Duquesne Incline up ‘the mont,’ pan frying the fish to serve with some day-old bread from the bakery and consuming a 4-liter bottle of white Gallo with the roomies playing guitar on a smoking hot Saturday night.

    We were poor art students, but we thought we lived like kings.

    Enjoy yourself, Mr Cole.

  21. 21.

    jeffreyw

    June 25, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    @CynDee: No cookin, tho I may warm that slab of BBQed baby back ribs I slaved over the other day.

  22. 22.

    MikeJ

    June 25, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    @The Bobs:

    I don’t know what PennMac is, but it looks like the mighty John Cole has broken them.

    I can only guess they make the macaroni and cheese they serve in prison.

  23. 23.

    CynDee

    June 25, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    @jeffreyw: I’m making a double blackberry cobbler and lemonade for the weekend, glazing part of a window, and mowing some lawn. (I do the trim work with my non-self-propelling power mower. The Mr. does the big mowing. I call my little red mower my “personal fitness machine.” It’s all level ground, but nearly an acre of trimwork gives a good workout.

    @General Stuck: I went to your website for another look at my goddoggie. What a handsome fellow. Love that winsome look. Charlie Stuck with the Winsome Look.

  24. 24.

    Kevin

    June 25, 2010 at 3:56 pm

    Having labored through Atlas Shrugged 1 1/2 times (the first time at the badgering on an ex-roomie I THOUGHT was sane; the second partial re-reading just to confirm that it was the biggest piece of excrement ever inflicted on humanity), your “version” of going Galt sounds pretty pleasant and refreshing. I just wish all the fruitbats who take that shit seriously would REALLY go Galt; retreat somewhere they’d never be found/heard from again (a habitat like the computer game Bioshock only next to the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico); and let the SANE world deal with our problems.
    Hope you have a lovely time, Mr. Cole, and hugs and scratches to your furry family.

  25. 25.

    Rosalita

    June 25, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    me too, once the day is over…boyfriend and the weekend for me.

    i’m drooling over those crabs too. enjoy!!

  26. 26.

    Redshirt

    June 25, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    I’m fairly certain Ayn Rand destroyed my original family – Dad read them, decided he could do whatever he wanted, left family.

    I read them to find out what he discovered, and I realized all Rand does for people is give them a philosophically justification to be selfish assholes. Bravo!

    So, really: John Galt? Fuck ’em.

  27. 27.

    Mary G

    June 25, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    @CynDee: Yes, pictures, lots of pictures please. Have fun.

    If I had any money, I’d mail-order something from Wholey’s. I am craving shrimp. Everything they offer looks great.

    Also, too, be careful; I think you mangled your shoulder shortly after going Galt.

  28. 28.

    Josie

    June 25, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Hopefully there will be a photopalooza of all family members, both two-legged and four legged, to celebrate the weekend fun. Don’t forget the new puppeh, Boghan. Have a good one.

  29. 29.

    Rosalita

    June 25, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    We want doggie movies when it’s all said and done!!

  30. 30.

    DecidedFenceSitter

    June 25, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    @MattR: Matt, I’m fully expecting 6-10 posts this weekend of some considerable length.

  31. 31.

    licensed to kill time

    June 25, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    I hope you have a great weekend and I’m envious of your crabs.

  32. 32.

    jeffreyw

    June 25, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    @CynDee: OK, y’all shamed me into making mac n cheese to go with the ribs. Mowing for me sometime Monday unless rain cancels.

  33. 33.

    tams

    June 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    don’t fret juicer’s – there will be pictures of our adventures, our meals, and i’m sure pictures and videos of the doggy mayhem that is bound to go on…
    p.s. brian is john galt

  34. 34.

    CynDee

    June 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    @jeffreyw: Mmmmm. Mac and cheeeese.

  35. 35.

    Brian

    June 25, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    John,
    Don’t hide the porn on my account!

  36. 36.

    Hugin & Munin

    June 25, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Brian@35: Yeah, he should really set up a dummy account instead of using yours.

  37. 37.

    fucen tarmal

    June 25, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    there is an entire generation that never had to turn pages of a glossy magazine with one hand….

    or have the thrill and wonder of the middle magazine in a gas station three pack…

  38. 38.

    Poopyman

    June 25, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    I hope you have a great weekend and I’m envious of your crabs.

    Now there’s a line you don’t hear very often ….

  39. 39.

    kdaug

    June 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    I’m going to the annual IGDA summer picnic tomorrow – all you can eat barbecue from the Salt Lick (Austin fave) and Amy’s Ice Cream.

    Looking forward to getting blistered in the sun at Garriott’s lakeside mini-town.

  40. 40.

    kdaug

    June 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    @General Egali Tarian Stuck: “Spooled up”? Methinks this is a BG tell.

  41. 41.

    ronin122

    June 25, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Analog pr0n? Geez JC get with the program. There’s computers for that.

  42. 42.

    licensed to kill time

    June 25, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    @Poopyman:

    Heh. I wrote a long comment about the other kind of crabs and me once upon a time but the server went down and ate the whole thing and now I have reconsidered sharing TMI so you should all be very thankful. TYWP!

  43. 43.

    QuaintIrene

    June 25, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    bringing a couple dozen steamed crabs packed in ice. I’m drooling.

    Damn, can I come? I spent half my childhood crabbing for blue claws down at the Jersey shore. I liked using a drop line baited with either a bunker (fish head) or a chicken neck, rather than a crab trap. It felt more sporting that way.
    It was always a slight let-down, after they were cooked, to find how little meat you actually can get from a hard shell crab. (Dead-man’s fingers. Ick.)
    But what ever was left was thrown out into the bay, to the sea gull’s delight.
    (And any bits that sank to the bottom, for the crab’s delight. They are quite the cannibals.)

  44. 44.

    asiangrrlMN

    June 25, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    Sounds like a good time, Cole.

    @Comrade Mary: Just what I was thinking!

    Let’s all go Galt together. That sounds like fun.

  45. 45.

    Comrade Mary

    June 25, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    ARRRGH and YAAAAY!! Just finished something that I had hoped would be done hours ago, but now I can go get some beer, get back home, do something with the Aegean Stables after a loooong week, have a damn shower, and get ready to go Galt with someone tall and cute.

  46. 46.

    Yutsano

    June 25, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    I need to frantically defur the house and hide all my porn get ready

    In the gay community, we have a term for this (thanks to a lesbyterian comedian whose name is escaping me at the moment): straightening up. Just sayin’.

  47. 47.

    Corner Stone

    June 25, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    @kdaug:

    all you can eat barbecue from the Salt Lick (Austin fave)

    {insert Homer and doughnut noises}
    Aaaallghghughhghallllll

  48. 48.

    Corner Stone

    June 25, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    @Comrade Mary:

    and get ready to go Galt with someone tall and cute.

    Well, I was planning on going to the pool tomorrow but I guess that can wait.

  49. 49.

    hamletta

    June 26, 2010 at 2:53 am

    I’m sorry. We Marylanders prefer them alive and kickin’.

    If you happen to have leftovers, you can make the One True Crabcake.

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