Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

Elections aren’t won by handwringing, cowering, and/or bashing your own candidates.

“But what about the lurkers?”

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

This really is a full service blog.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

The words do not have to be perfect.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

The revolution will be supervised.

When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?

You can’t love your country only when you win.

Biden: Oh no. We’ve upset Big Pharma again.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

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  1. 1.

    Phyllis

    On my way to the Braves game after some dee-lightful vittles at the Blue Willow. Life is pretty good.

  2. 2.

    licensed to kill time

    Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) says we have to be afraid of babies now. What kind of babies, you might ask? Terrorist babies, that’s who!

    Oh, the humanity.

  3. 3.

    elmo

    @licensed to kill time:

    I missed the part in his explanation where he shows how the terrorist babies get super powers. But it must be there, or they’d just be ordinary doofus terrorists when they grow up, barely capable of blowing up their own cars.

  4. 4.

    licensed to kill time

    @elmo:

    He’s got such a perfect name, Gohmert. Whenever I read anything he’s said, I hear Gomer Pyle’s voice in my head.

    This is quite possibly the loneliest open thread I have ever seen on Balloon Juice. I blame the futbol, dammit.

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