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South Korea v Uruguay Open Thread

by Randinho|  June 26, 20109:22 am| 72 Comments

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I think South Korea’s weak defense is in for a long 90 minutes.

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  1. 1.

    Mr. White

    June 26, 2010 at 9:57 am

    I think South Korea’s weak defense is in for a long 90 minutes.

    When did Dear Leader start guest writing on this blog?

  2. 2.

    New Yorker

    June 26, 2010 at 10:04 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w

    I’m sure everyone has seen the above by now.

    Didn’t the unhinged right, led by Glenn Beck, tell us how the World Cup is un-American and an attempt to subvert America by the rest of the world? Someone needs to tell all the people in Real America (Nebraska, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas) that appear in this video that they’re not supposed to like soccer.

    Also, I’m confused by all the cheering and “USA! USA!” chanting done by people in Fake America locales like New York, LA, Boston, etc. I thought we just burn the flag and root for terrorists…..

    Hmm, it couldn’t be that the far right is once again completely full of shit, could it?

    P.S.: I hate to bring politics into sports (for example, I’d root for George W. Bush’s own Texas Rangers any day of the week over blue state teams like the Yankees or Red Sox), but Glenn Beck started it, not me.

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    Miss Kitka's Comrade Wayne

    June 26, 2010 at 10:09 am

    And so it begins.

  4. 4.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 10:11 am

    Nice ball watching by South Korea. Too bad they forgot about watching the player.

  5. 5.

    burnspbesq

    June 26, 2010 at 10:15 am

    Uruguay is fortunate that that goal wasn’t an equalizer, as SK had earlier hit the post.

  6. 6.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 10:18 am

    @burnspbesq: Agreed. Muslera was beaten, but Suarez was completely unmarked. One’s an example of skill, the other a mistake.

  7. 7.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 26, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Diego Forlán is quite good. I don’t imagine I’m the first to notice this… who does he play for? Does he demonstrate this ability at the club level?

  8. 8.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 10:31 am

    @J.W. Hamner: He plays for Atletico Madrid in Spain. In the 2009-09 season he led the league in goals scored.

  9. 9.

    burnspbesq

    June 26, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Oh lovely – our cable signal has gone down. Guess I’ll be heading over to the ESPN Zone at Downtown Disney to watch USA – Ghana with all the tourists.

  10. 10.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 10:45 am

    South Korea got away with a hand ball in the area.

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    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:00 am

    South Korea looks the brighter of the two sides.

    OMG, did anyone else just see George Washington charging the Redcoats in a muscle car?

  12. 12.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:04 am

    @New Yorker: Soccer is actually quite popular here in Kentucky. Lots of club teams and a very active youth program. It will never compete with basketball and baseball, not ever in Big Blue country, but now that I’ve coached both baseball and soccer here I can say that at the youth level the interest in just as strong. I also had a well-attended BBQ at my home for the US/England game. Leave Kentucky out of the teabagger flogging when it comes to world football.

  13. 13.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 26, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Uruguay’s D is kind of unreal.

  14. 14.

    cmorenc

    June 26, 2010 at 11:08 am

    @Randinho

    South Korea got away with a hand ball in the area

    Not merely a “deliberate handling” foul, but a red card for DOGSO (denying an obvious goal scoring opportunity) That ball was plausibly enough on-frame when the SK’s aerial chicken-wing act with his arm put his elbow/forearm squarely in the path of the ball.

  15. 15.

    burnspbesq

    June 26, 2010 at 11:09 am

    Scott Murray, the Guardian’s live-blogger, is a bloody comic genius. He should be up for a spot on the next Queen’s Birthday Honors List.

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    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:09 am

    @Bootlegger: I don’t believe that he was doing that. I think that he was observing that throughout several red states in that video (Nebraska, Arkansas, Kentucky) that people were celebrating the sport.

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    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:10 am

    @cmorenc: Agreed.

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    J.W. Hamner

    June 26, 2010 at 11:12 am

    I seem to have jinxed them.

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    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:17 am

    @Randinho: Aye, and voicing surprise that people in Red States are soccer fans, implying a bandwagon effort. The snide implication that we are Beck thralls and wet as teabags is, frankly, a bit absurd.

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    J.W. Hamner

    June 26, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Granted, all I know about soccer I learned from FM2010, but it seems to me Uruguay is turtling too much to mount an effective counter.

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    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:18 am

    @Randinho: +2

  22. 22.

    cmorenc

    June 26, 2010 at 11:18 am

    The SKs look to be quite capable of successfully poking dangerous holes through Uruguay’s defense, and often. They’re struggling to successfully finish one though, and the question is whether they’ll put one through first or else give up a second goal to a quick counterattack off one of their near-misses.

  23. 23.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:19 am

    @J.W. Hamner: All you need is one ball over the top to a running forward to mount an effective counter. But they have pulled their three forward formation back and isolated a lone striker.

  24. 24.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:22 am

    @cmorenc: I agree, they are finding some holes between the German-Incans two defensive lines but so far can’t get that last ball. It may have to come from a set piece.

    The ESPN announcer just laid some wisdom on us soccer novices: “defense wins championships”. No, really?

  25. 25.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Well there it is.

  26. 26.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:24 am

    From a set piece too.

  27. 27.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 26, 2010 at 11:25 am

    Well that will open up things I imagine.

  28. 28.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 26, 2010 at 11:26 am

    It would be interesting to see Uruguay play against a good team (sorry, Mexico), but SK just scored so that might not happen.

  29. 29.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:29 am

    @Bootlegger: Sorry, but I didn’t get that at all. Look at his next sentence:

    Also, I’m confused by all the cheering and “USA! USA!” chanting done by people in Fake America locales like New York, LA, Boston, etc. I thought we just burn the flag and root for terrorists…..

    He’s attacking both sets of stereotypes.

    Full disclosure: I live in New York, but come from Ukrainian Jewish immigrant on my father’s side and Scots-Irish-English-Dutch-French Alabama hillbillies on my mother’s side and lived in Alabama for several years. My family has long been liberal (my mom has a cousin born after the Scopes Trial whose first and middle name are Charles Darwin and his uncle was chased out of towns for union organizing). I share your annoyance at stereotyping southerners, but the target in his comment was clearly Glenn Beck.

  30. 30.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:33 am

    The Uruguayan defenders made an error that should be ended at the AYSO level: everyone went for the ball.

  31. 31.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 26, 2010 at 11:33 am

    I don’t understand why the Uruguayans didn’t play this way the whole time… of course I do understand… but they’ve got such a talented attack, you’d think the best defense is offense for them. I mean, they’ve got the back line that can cover it, right?

  32. 32.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:35 am

    @Randinho: I really don’t care to beat this dead horse, but this seems clear enough:

    Someone needs to tell all the people in Real America (Nebraska, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas) that appear in this video that they’re not supposed to like soccer.

    While the sentence you quote is just more of the stereotypes that people in my part of the country are suppose to have of you East Coasters.

    I’m just pointing out that even in the heart of Red America soccer is popular, teabaggers or no.

  33. 33.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:36 am

    @Bootlegger: Sarcasm as it was with the next sentence.

  34. 34.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:36 am

    @Randinho: At the U8 level if the coaching is any good.

  35. 35.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 26, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Oh, what a goal!

  36. 36.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Nice goal. The German-Incans won’t cross midfield with more than three players the rest of the match.

  37. 37.

    burnspbesq

    June 26, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Golazo!

  38. 38.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Uruguay scores: Suarez put it as they say in Brazil “Onde a coruja dorme” (where the owl sleeps).

  39. 39.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:39 am

    @Randinho: We’ll have to respectfully disagree then because I see ordinary East Coaster hillbilly bashing, intended or not.

  40. 40.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:39 am

    @Bootlegger: And I see it for sarcasm.

  41. 41.

    burnspbesq

    June 26, 2010 at 11:40 am

    I don’t know who these guys on Univision are, but they are definitely making me miss Andres y Norby (may he rest in peace).

  42. 42.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:40 am

    @Randinho: As I said.

  43. 43.

    fbihop

    June 26, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Golaaaaaaazoooooooo!

  44. 44.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:43 am

    How did that not go in?

  45. 45.

    wengler

    June 26, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Uruguay would certainly be an interesting team to see make it to the semis.

  46. 46.

    burnspbesq

    June 26, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Ay yi yi – nearly a Greenian howler by the Uruguayan keeper.

  47. 47.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:46 am

    @wengler: They have to get through US first.

  48. 48.

    fbihop

    June 26, 2010 at 11:46 am

    @wengler:

    Uruguay would certainly be an interesting team to see make it to the semis.

    Too bad they are losing to the USA in the quarters.

  49. 49.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:48 am

    Bootlegger: Because South Korea had no one trailing the play to follow up and Uruguay did. Think about how Donovan trailed the play in the Algeria game.

  50. 50.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:49 am

    Anyone else see all the empty seats?
    That is why the US will get either the ’18 or ’22 Cup. We sold out every game in ’94 in stadiums twice that size.

  51. 51.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 11:50 am

    @Bootlegger: Don’t discount the weather right now. It’s pouring.

  52. 52.

    fbihop

    June 26, 2010 at 11:50 am

    @Bootlegger:

    It’s also a pouring rain in the winter in South Africa, so that may be one reason why people don’t want to go watch a South Korea-Uruguay game.

  53. 53.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:52 am

    @Randinho: To be fair Dempsey’s rebound came OUT to Donovan as opposed to rolling slowly toward the goal and the running defenders.

    True enough, we were running hard in the 91st minute and created that 4 on 2. That is one of the USA’s strengths, conditioning. I’ve read several foreign commentaries that the US picks up the tempo in the final 30 when the other team is tiring. It will be true today as well.

  54. 54.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:54 am

    @fbihop: Perhaps, but its been well publicized that FIFA had trouble selling tickets. To their credit they were giving away tickets to local schools (in the cheap seats), but those empty seats we saw were the prime seats.

  55. 55.

    fbihop

    June 26, 2010 at 11:54 am

    @Bootlegger:

    I heard a stat that the USA had twice as many goals in the final thirty minutes of qualifiers as any other team.

  56. 56.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:56 am

    I’m going to go nuts waiting for the next 2.5 hours, I’m so totally fucking geeked right now.

  57. 57.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 11:58 am

    @fbihop: Yep. Bradley is a fitness freak and you can see it in his team. I’m normally not a Bradley fan at all, but he certainly does insist on team fitness. Altidore was bitching about it when they were in camp with two weeks to go before the England game. Of course his Hull City coaches noted his lack of work ethic too.

  58. 58.

    fbihop

    June 26, 2010 at 11:59 am

    @Bootlegger:

    True. But let’s be honest. South Korea-Uruguay isn’t exactly a prime game to watch. If it was a pouring rain in the winter, would you want to go watch two teams that you (probably) hadn’t heard of play soccer?

  59. 59.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    @fbihop: If I’d paid $75 for that seat, you’re damn straight I’d be there. Would I walk up and pay it? Probably not. But my point is that those tickets were not sold ahead of time. The rain certainly dampened the walk-up gate (pardon the pun).

  60. 60.

    Jim in Chicago

    June 26, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    @Randinho:

    Actually, the U10 Girls team I coached this year learned very well how to have one girl go for the ball and the next closest girl back her up. ;)

  61. 61.

    Nat

    June 26, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    @fbihop

    Hm, Uruguay won the world cup four times. Just saying.

  62. 62.

    Jim in Chicago

    June 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    @Bootlegger:

    But Chicago won’t get any games thanks to #$%^@ing Mayor Daley who withdrew our bid! (Apparently, if he couldn’t have his prized Olympics, he didn’t want to have the World Cup either, even though he knew what a boon it was in 1994.)

  63. 63.

    sven

    June 26, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    I think S. Korea was a pretty good proxy for what a USA v. Uruguay match might look like. There are obvious differences between the Koreans and the US but they are much more similar than any team Uruguay saw in group play.

  64. 64.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    @Jim in Chicago: Precisely my point: it was an elementary error.

  65. 65.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    Just found this gem at the Guardian.

    “This World Cup is exactly like the second world war,” he guffawed. “The French surrender early, the US turn up late, and we’re left to deal with the bloody Germans.”

    I have to go do something else or I’ll go nuts. See y’all at 2.

  66. 66.

    sven

    June 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    On a totally unrelated (and probably none of my business) note, Randinho have you seen a spike in traffic at your website since you started posting on BJ? I’ve started visiting and there is some interesting stuff beyond the footie…

  67. 67.

    Bootlegger

    June 26, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    @Jim in Chicago: That’s lame. That was one city I could park at with family and go to games. Dickhead Daly strikes again.

  68. 68.

    Randinho

    June 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    @sven: A bit of one, thanks for asking. I’ve been a bit swamped and brought in some additional interested posters, but thanks for asking and thanks for the kind words.

  69. 69.

    Leeds man

    June 26, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    @Bootlegger:

    If you have any Valium left after the Ghana-USA game, let me know. I’ll need it tomorrow morning.

  70. 70.

    The Gimp

    June 26, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    I’m a lot less worried about Uruguay (should we get past Ghana) than I was, before. They looked horrible for much of the second half, showing holes in their ‘awesome defense’ that a faster team like us will exploit. Also, we’ll be much tougher in the air than Korea were.

  71. 71.

    PanAmerican

    June 26, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    Uruguay has had a nice run but from here on out if they make those types of gaffes they’ll get chainsawed. They also benefited from the weather and lousy pitch.

    Ghana is a trap game for the US.

  72. 72.

    dee

    June 27, 2010 at 2:31 am

    No, the korean goalkeeper is retarded fuck! did u ever get a glimpse of how dat fucker fail 2 secure the 1st goal?? the korean side should in a way fire him! revoke his football license! wat a fucking moron!! the korean team really deserve a praise by the way they worked as a team! Fire the goalkeeper!! send himout of korea! bloody bastard! Korea should havew won if not because of him!! Fuck you korean goalkeeper!!

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