Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

In my day, never was longer.

When we show up, we win.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it’s a trap.

Let me file that under fuck it.

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

“When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they’re gonna use it.”

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

Bark louder, little dog.

Those who are easily outraged are easily manipulated.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

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  5. 5.

    frankdawg

    yeah! these are the business geniuses that would never do anything to put their company at risk. We don’t need no stinkin’ oversight or regulations because the free market will take care of it all bay-bee!

    The free market is like a 17 YO boy. All it thinks about is how good it feels to be screwing. It needs to be told to use a rubber but won’t because it thinks with its little head, not its big head. It screws every chance it gets & enjoys every minute of it.

    And then when the obvious happens – hoocuddanode? BTW – the government better help pay for this or nobody will be willing to have children any more.

  8. 8.

    Mnemosyne

    This is, unfortunately, the way corporations have trained themselves to think over the past decade or so: how does it affect this quarter’s earnings? No thought about, say, next quarter, much less next year or the next five years. As long as it saves money for this quarter, nothing else matters.

    Case in point: G’s job, where they’ve decided to spend massive amounts of money on overtime rather than hire an extra (and desperately needed) person even though hiring that extra person would actually save money because paying that person’s salary and benefits would cost less than the overtime they’re paying out now. Doesn’t matter — the important thing is the headcount, not the actual budget, so as long as they can show that the headcount is properly low, they can spend as much as they want on overtime.

    Insanity.

  9. 9.

    Shalimar

    So they would have had to take those same shortcuts on 1000+ wells without mishap to come out in the black on their mistakes? Unless they get the government to pay for most of the damages, which is very possible.

  10. 10.

    Karen

    That seems to be commonplace, unfortunately. In order to remain “profitable” and make the stockbrokers happy, they cut corners. And nothing is ever done. Even when that corner cutting costs lives.

    And…I love the Femmes! You might want to warn people the song is NSFW….

  12. 12.

    Tom Hilton

    @Mnemosyne:

    This is, unfortunately, the way corporations have trained themselves to think over the past decade or so: how does it affect this quarter’s earnings? No thought about, say, next quarter, much less next year or the next five years. As long as it saves money for this quarter, nothing else matters.

    Exactly. Even if everyone in the Federal government were looking no further ahead than the next election, at least that’s a 2-year span–8 times as long as the corporate vision. Reason #1,379 why CEOs (*cough*megwhitman*cough*, *cough*carlyfiorina*cough*) should never be allowed anywhere near positions of power in the government.

  13. 13.

    Martin

    @Mnemosyne: But this is also why the companies looking at the long haul are destroying the ones just focused on the next quarter now.

    That short-term view works okay in a strong economy. You almost can’t help but make money then (just as it’s easy to run a country when everyone is employed and tax receipts are high). When things are tough and you *really* need to compete, not having made investments in new products, training, modernizing, what have you, over the previous 3-5 years could spell the end of you.

  14. 14.

    Mnemosyne

    @Bill Murray:

    surely they are also trying to reclassify the people getting overtime into exempt employees

    They would love to, but this is California and we do still have some fairly strong labor laws. Unless the company can somehow reclassify them as sheepherders, they’re on the hook for the overtime.

  16. 16.

    Bill Murray

    @Mnemosyne: for about $250 a sheep (plus feed) they can make that happen. Plus the break room can be turned into a shearing enterprise to make even more money

  18. 18.

    geg6

    OT, but damn this is funny:

    (warning: pdf file)

    http://usabudgetdiscussion.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/June-26th-release-FINAL.pdf

    So Pete Petersen funds townhall meetings in 19 cities so that he can get the great unwashed hordes to give their approval to his libertard agenda for when his GOPer pals like Rand Paul take over the Senate and Congress and all he gets for his money and effort is a bunch of the little people telling him to pay more taxes.

    Too fucking funny. They must have twisted themselves in such knots when they compiled the results and had to write this report that they all have hernias today.

  19. 19.

    PaulW

    So for $5 million in shortcuts they caused 20-plus deaths (the missing are most likely dead by now) meaning millions more in settlement with grieving families, caused a massive oil spill that already cost $20 billion in a “shakedown” deal with Obama to ensure money is there to pay off the hundreds of thousands affected by the eco-disaster along the Gulf Coast, and left at least one major corporation footing a bill worth millions if not billions more in an ongoing cleanup and cap effort that for now looks to be never-ending.

    Wonder if they will ever teach this in MBA classes this fall. You know, schedule a class between “How to Embezzle 8101” and “How to Hire Lobbyists to Buy Off Congress 1102”

    Business Ethics? That’s like Bigfoot. There ain’t no such beast.

  21. 21.

    asiangrrlMN

    Love the Femmes! Fuck, yeah! Hate BP! Fuck ’em with a rusty pitchfork eleven-billionty ways of Sunday. They can take the pittance they saved (in terms of how much they made) and shove it up their asses!

    @Mnemosyne: Awww! They are soooo cute! I’d make an exemption for them!

  23. 23.

    Yutsano

    @asiangrrlMN: I tried to get my mom to get some sheep so Jack could spend his days herding them to his desire. I got the stare. You know the one I’m talking about. Then a ten minute lecture on the stupidity and uselessness of sheep. I couldn’t even convince her to raise them for lamb. Poor Jack-Jack.

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