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For the NonBelievers

by John Cole|  July 8, 20103:44 pm| 72 Comments

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For all of you who told me my broccoli would just go to hell, this just came from the garden:

Just so you know, that is an 8″ chef knife for comparison. Dad and I will be using one head tonight with the peppers for some stir fry. Yum!

*** Update ***

No stir fry- had an orzo salad with tomatoes, cukes, basil, and pepper, steamed broccoli with a little salt, pepper, and tarragon, and grilled sea scallops. The vast majority from our collective gardens.

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  1. 1.

    LittlePig

    July 8, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Most impressive sir!

    Good looking peppers too.

  2. 2.

    tt crews

    July 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    If you plant broccoli and brussel sprouts NOW you can harvest them in the fall. Fall broccoli is even easier (fewer bug pests) and tastier.

  3. 3.

    geg6

    July 8, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Lovely. FTR, I was never one of those doubters, Cole. I know that you can grow stuff even if everyone else tells you that you can’t. John and I found that out when everyone told us that our asparagus would never work out. We didn’t share any of that bumper crop of asparagus we had with any of the doubters.

  4. 4.

    jibeaux

    July 8, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Well, good on you, then. I’m guessing it’s not 102 degrees there, in that case…

  5. 5.

    Punchy

    July 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Looks like a topview of 3 peoples’ brains in the background.

  6. 6.

    eemom

    July 8, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    wow. I wish I could get broccoli like that at Whole Foods or Giant.

    If this isn’t strictly a vegetable thread, I thought I would share this:
    http://newledger.com/2010/07/the-paper-greenwald/
    It’s just hilarious on so many levels. I never heard of this guy, but he’s like a mirror image, right wing version of Greenwald, using Greenwaldian dialectic (complete with Greenwaldian verbosity), to attack Greenwald.

    It’s like some anti-matter sci fi phenomenon. For each Greenwald there is an equal and opposite unGreenwald. Or something.

  7. 7.

    cckids

    July 8, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Congrats, Mr. Cole. Those are beautiful. I’m envious, here in Vegas, trying desperately to keep my poor tomatoes alive in hell.

  8. 8.

    artem1s

    July 8, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    nice crop, be sure and soak the broccoli in salt water. you’ll be amazed at how many wormy/buggy things crawl out.

  9. 9.

    vtr

    July 8, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Best recipe for both broc and green peppers: Washed well, chilled, and eaten raw.

  10. 10.

    licensed to kill time

    July 8, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    I believe in the Garden of Cole! All hail to the broccoli!

  11. 11.

    Ash

    July 8, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    WTF? Did you mix in steroids with the fertilizer?!

  12. 12.

    Olivia

    July 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    I will agree with the suggestion to soak it in salt water first. Those tight broccoli heads are home to many broccoli loving creatures you might not want to eat.
    Beautiful harvest though!

  13. 13.

    Captain Haddock

    July 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Nothing like dog pee to swell up crowns of broccoli…

  14. 14.

    Chyron HR

    July 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    We didn’t say you couldn’t grow huge mutant broccoli, we said you shouldn’t.

  15. 15.

    asiangrrlMN

    July 8, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Cole, you’re getting soft. Where is the, “Hahaha, suck on it, bitchez. Look at mah broccoleeeeees!”

    P.S. Nice veggies.

  16. 16.

    stuckinred

    July 8, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: You’re up early?

  17. 17.

    jl

    July 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    I don’t want no blogger scandal at this here blog.

    I will gladly and bravely volunteer to go to WV to observe the picking, transporting, and photoshopping, umm, I mean photographing, and pic posting of Cole garden veggies. Just to avoid another blogger ethics panel.

    Oh yeah. I forgot about the taste testing. I also volunteer for taste testing (You think Tunch eats a lot? Just wait).

    Congratulations on the veggies.

  18. 18.

    The Moar You Know

    July 8, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Grew my own broccoli here in San Diego a few years back. Not one of my favorite veggies, but it grew quite well and had a taste quite unlike any store-bought broccoli I’ve encountered.

    Gotta agree with whoever upthread said to eat it raw. It’s great that way.

  19. 19.

    Svensker

    July 8, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Well, dang me. I didn’t believe you could grow broccoli in your climate. Have never planted it here in NJ cuz I figured it was too hot.

    Course the only crop we’re getting this year is basil since the #!)(%*2309# groundhogs ate everything, the little bastards.

    Maybe I’ll try broccoli next year if we succeed in killing off the big rodents.

    In the meantime, I feel like coming down there and mugging you for the veggies.

  20. 20.

    Corner Stone

    July 8, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    @Svensker:

    In the meantime, I feel like coming down there and mugging you for the veggies.

    Gah. You’re going to mug down with him for the veggies??
    Surely there’s another option!

  21. 21.

    2th&nayle

    July 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Let’s us not forget to laud Cole’s choice of cutlery! Very fine chef’s knife/tanto. Did that knife come with a steel hone? Don’t cut yourself, Grace!

  22. 22.

    Face

    July 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    Those brocs have a severe case of the hugez.

  23. 23.

    brendancalling

    July 8, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    my garden has done extremely poorly this year. The broccolli never flowered; 3 of the 6 tomato plants got hit with blight. The spaghetti squash has died. I don’t know wtf happened.

  24. 24.

    Chat Noir

    July 8, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    The broccoli looks delish. Love a good vegetable stir fry over rice (tofu as a meat replacement, plz).

    @Svensker:

    Course the only crop we’re getting this year is basil

    Mmm…pesto. Made the best batch of pesto evah on Monday. We have three basil plants and each is doing wonderfully, one is the size of a small tree.

  25. 25.

    The Dangerman

    July 8, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Big ass (figuratively) broccoli.

    Big ass (literally) cat.

    Is there a pattern developing here?

  26. 26.

    erinsiobhan

    July 8, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Show off.

  27. 27.

    geg6

    July 8, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Well, it is rather suspicious that we’ve never seen Mr. Cole’s big ass.

  28. 28.

    Ash Can

    July 8, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Beautiful veggies! Congrats!

  29. 29.

    2th&nayle

    July 8, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Fixed myself a black iron skillet pizza for lunch with fresh basil, rosemary, onion, tomato, and tam peppers, from the garden. It was, in short, wonderful! I ate over half of it. Now I’m ruined for the day.

  30. 30.

    fucen tarmal

    July 8, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    choppin broccallay choppin brocolllay! choppin broccollay

    that said, after waiting all day to eat in the swelter the last few days, i had the good sense to realize the troops(girlfriend and her daughter) here needed swift and immediate nourishment…i stopped, wild hair up my ass style at the traditional deli…i dunno maybe it was the power of suggestion from the otherwise unfathomable “jews control the media” thread….

    nothing like latkes, pastrami sandwiches etc, brought home as a surprise hours before anyone would think of cooking, to make me the man of the house again….

  31. 31.

    asiangrrlMN

    July 8, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    @stuckinred: I drop in the afternoon from time to time, only to disappear again until my usual late-night shift.

  32. 32.

    stuckinred

    July 8, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: I always show up around 5:15 am and you have just left!

  33. 33.

    stuckinred

    July 8, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    @Svensker: I thought you were in Seattle! Dag.

  34. 34.

    scav

    July 8, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Yea! States Rights v. Hatred of Ghey Marriage Death Match!

  35. 35.

    dms

    July 8, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Very impressive produce.

  36. 36.

    Zam

    July 8, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    OT:

    Has anyone seen this?

    Saw it over at Sully’s place.

  37. 37.

    Rosalita

    July 8, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    @Zam:

    Oh FFS! Trying to warp the children

  38. 38.

    scav

    July 8, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    @Zam: never fear, the parable of the lemonade has replaced that involving the loaves and the fishes in the New ConservaBible. And, if the last thread (or Sutra) is any indication, the lemonade is made from fetuses (presumably not so much warped as pureed).

  39. 39.

    trollhattan

    July 8, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Love the bigass broccoli (ours always bolts in summer-too hot) but have to parry back at the raw broccoli (and cauliflower) fans. Broccoli’s flavor is kept well under wraps unless it’s at least blanched (with or without Dubois sauce). Not to mention you deprive yourself of the brilliant neon green it attains (immediately prior to becoming overcooked).

    Unlike last year’s abject failure (curse you Obama!!) we’re going to be inundated with tomatoes this summer, and that’s good enough for me. Two kinds of peppers too, and I’ve not yet killed the tarragon and basil. As usual the limes will be tardy for G&T season, but there’s no reasoning with a tree.

    Carry on.

  40. 40.

    General Stuck

    July 8, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Those Broccoli could be some of our commenters. I will stop there.

  41. 41.

    Corner Stone

    July 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    @fucen tarmal:

    it was the power of suggestion from the otherwise unfathomable “jews control the media” thread….
    __
    nothing like latkes, pastrami sandwiches etc,

    So you’re saying The Jews have branched out and now control The Delis as well as The Media?
    Oh noes!!

  42. 42.

    David in NY

    July 8, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    For all of you who told me my broccoli would just go to hell, this just came from the garden:

    UN-possible! It’s photoshopped, I say!

    @jl: Seems I was beat to it.

  43. 43.

    stuckinred

    July 8, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    @General Stuck: You’re my horse if you never win a race!

  44. 44.

    Zam

    July 8, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    @scav:
    @Rosalita:

    I have a hard time getting over the part where he intentionally stops for the young entrepreneurs, even though they got all their start up costs paid for by the parents. But if they give it away for free they are a bunch of fucking commies.

  45. 45.

    machine

    July 8, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Broccoli: Nature’s little colon brush.

  46. 46.

    scav

    July 8, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    @Zam: Yup. I think they declared Psychopath Pride month or something. Look for a parade near you.

  47. 47.

    MikeJ

    July 8, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    @machine: I never could describe the taste properly. I think you’ve nailed it.

  48. 48.

    David in NY

    July 8, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    @Zam: @scav: @Rosalita:

    The lemonade scandal reminds me that, in about 1970, which was still the ’60s in Ann Arbor, I shared a house not far from Michigan Stadium, and all the neighbors made a few bucks (or more) charging people rich alumni to park in their yards during games. One week-end, as a gesture to expiring hippiedom, we decided to just give away free parking. But oddly, many, even most, people declined our offer. They looked at us oddly, figured there must be some angle they were missing, and drove away to be gouged by a neighbor.

    People react oddly when they actually encounter the free lunch.

  49. 49.

    fucen tarmal

    July 8, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    its really only the next logical step….next thing you know, observational comedy!

  50. 50.

    snowbird42

    July 8, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    beautiful broccoli
    I suggest a cool water soak with some salt. It will get the little beasties that hide in beautiful broccoli out…unless you like protein

  51. 51.

    CynDee

    July 8, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Is there a pattern developing here?

    Good things come in big packages ?

  52. 52.

    bkny

    July 8, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    completely ot, but too funny not to pass along … guess who???

    http://worldofwonder.net/2010/07/07/Who_s_this_pretty_pretty_prince/

  53. 53.

    Svensker

    July 8, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    @stuckinred:

    @Svensker: I thought you were in Seattle! Dag.

    That was the good ole days. Altho I hear from the rellies that it was 90 in Seattle today — and no one has A/C.

  54. 54.

    freelancer

    July 8, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    Do you think HOMOSEXUALS should have Special Rights?
    Congressman Frank does.
    Take the American Morality Survey.

    I did, and you should too. Let’s Pharyngulize this beyotch.

    Assholes.

  55. 55.

    CynDee

    July 8, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Um, where’s tonight’s menu?

  56. 56.

    jeffreyw

    July 8, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    A veggie thread? Ok, I won’t mention the lasagna. Here are some pickled veggies, though.

  57. 57.

    trollhattan

    July 8, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    @bkny:

    Good lord, I would have never guessed.

    So which is she, blonde or brunette? Enquiring minds….

  58. 58.

    WereBear

    July 8, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    I make a delightful broccoli salad:

    2 crowns, blanched & chopped

    add in 1/2 cups chopped bacon, raisins, pecans, onions

    dressing is 3/4 cup mayo with 1 1/2 tbl lemon juice OR wine vinegar (if you want it pink) and I use 1 packet of Splenda, sugar to taste if that freaks you

    Supposedly from Mayberry’s Aunt Bee.

  59. 59.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 8, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    @bkny:

    Amazing. Never would have guessed. IMO, she looks a million times better now.

  60. 60.

    Ahasuerus

    July 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    @scav:

    Yea! States Rights v. Hatred of Ghey Marriage Death Match!

    And the delicious part of this is that the Judge’s argument is pretty much the standard Tenther argument, but with a conclusion completely contrary to the majority of the Tenther ideology. I wonder who will be the first right-wing Tenther troll to condemn this ruling as an example of “Activist Judges”.

    And apropos of nothing, don’t exclusionary federal laws like DOMA violate the Equal Protection clause of the 14th amendment? Anyone here with a Constitutional Law background care to enlighten me?

  61. 61.

    bkny

    July 8, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    isn’t that photo a hoot … she looks like a member of the junior league.

  62. 62.

    Ahasuerus

    July 8, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    So you’re saying The Jews have branched out and now control The Delis as well as The Media?

    Not quite. The Jews, of course, have always controlled the Delis. It’s the delis which control the media.

  63. 63.

    Corner Stone

    July 8, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    Who eats dinner this early?

  64. 64.

    SiubhanDuinne

    July 8, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    @bkny:

    The pearls !!

  65. 65.

    Corner Stone

    July 8, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    @Ahasuerus:

    It’s the delis which control the media.

    I am now so intrigued by this theory that I am seriously considering subscribing to your newsletter.

  66. 66.

    Corner Stone

    July 8, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    @bkny: the mole on the neck was a dead giveaway.

  67. 67.

    Tom Hilton

    July 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    If you’ve figured out how to grow sea scallops in your garden, I really want to know the secret.

  68. 68.

    Ahasuerus

    July 8, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    @Tom Hilton:

    If you’ve figured out how to grow sea scallops in your garden, I really want to know the secret.

    It’s the octopus’ garden. In the shade.

  69. 69.

    fucen tarmal

    July 8, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    when you are hungry, you eat! and when its hot you skip eating lunch. and when you live in a house built in the 20s, no central air.

    or at least not with out major renovation, or without major expense for minor effectiveness.

  70. 70.

    Michael D.

    July 8, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    this just came from the garden

    “the garden” is what John calls “Whole Foods”

  71. 71.

    asiangrrlMN

    July 9, 2010 at 12:00 am

    @stuckinred: Aw! Wait, where are you? If you are East Coast, I am usually still around at that time.

    @bkny: Oh. Mah. Gawd. That’s hilarious! She was a pretty princess back then, wasn’t she? She’s much hawter now.

    @scav: Your comment made me giggle. That’s a death match I would love to see.

  72. 72.

    john smallberries

    July 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    Late to teh party as usual.

    Never mind the steaming, roast it for something different.

    Cold salt water soak. let dry

    Break into florets, toss with olive oil, salt and pepper. Roast at 400 degrees for 30 minutes or so.

    Very tasty. Works with cauliflower too, just takes a few (10 or so ) more minutes.

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