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TBOGG:

Joe Sestak asked to look other way when Israel invades Lebanon, PA.

Some of the same wonderful folks from PNAC who encouraged America to take the lemons of 9/11 and make AttackIraqAde are very upset with Pennsylvania Senate candidate Joe Sestak because Sestak is not supportive enough of Israel County which is located, I believe, in the Middle Eastern part of the state, possibly close to Dauphin…

I’m still laughing.

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  2. 2.

    demkat620

    There’s a big rooster out there too. Maybe Sestak can barter it for healthcare as well.

  4. 4.

    Jay in Oregon

    So Joe likes Israel, he just doesn’t love Israel because he doesn’t understand the dynamic that makes Israel America’s BFF. That is; America gives money to Israel and Israel, in turn, gladly takes it.

    That whole thing was awesome.

  6. 6.

    jwb

    Well, if only we can get Bill Kristol to predict Sestak’s defeat on the basis of this issue…

  7. 7.

    Jager

    Doesn’t April Mellody have an assistant named June Song? I know August Tune is one of his legal aides, maybe, also

  10. 10.

    PeakVT

    Is there any other country in the world where professing undying support of a foreign state is a perquisite for elected office?

  12. 12.

    daveNYC

    “We’re the pro-Israel wing of the pro-Israel community,” said Kristol.

    That doesn’t even make any sense. If this is the sort of shit that the founding of Israel has led to, then I’m going to say it was a mistake.

  13. 13.

    Chyron HR

    “We’re the pro-Israel wing of the pro-Israel community,” said Kristol.

    Bill, honey, have you ever tried… not being gay a traitor?

  14. 14.

    Xecky Gilchrist

    I’m still laughing.

    TBogg is one of the bloggers who can consistently have me laughing about stuff they write days after I first read it – the others being Thers at Whiskey Fire and Edroso the Magnificent. I wish I could turn a phrase like they do.

  15. 15.

    El Cid

    Remember, you’re only “pro-Israel” if you want their government to be bombing and starving the shit out of Palestinians and any of their neighbors all the time while waving a giant “FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU” sign to any two-state solution before you’ve stolen so much of the West Bank and East Jerusalem that Palestinians will have to stack themselves up 3 high in order to fit on the single tiny piece of garbage dump land they’re left with. That’s true loyalty.

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @PeakVT #10:

    Can’t think of another (assuming you meant to type “prerequisite” rather than “perquisite”).

  17. 17.

    Sly

    @PeakVT:

    Is there any other country in the world where professing undying support of a foreign state is a perquisite for elected office?

    To name six: East Germany, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Romania, and Bulgaria, ca. 1945-1989.

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