Severely tongue-in-check report from Wonkette:
RNC Treasurer Randy Pullen dropped a line to members of the party’s budget committee yesterday just to let them know Michael Steele has hidden about $7 million in debt from him lately. This made the RNC’s “war chest” (boobs) look bigger than usual, so this was a job well done by Mike. However, that is not exactly legal, so the party could face huge fines from the Federal Election Commission for doing this…
The Washington Times also has learned that former Federal Election Commission Chairman Michael E. Toner has been retained as outside counsel to the RNC, a move Mr. von Spakovsky called unusual and significant…
Can we get Tom Vilsack to fire Michael Steele? Yeah, he doesn’t have any justification for firing Steele either, but this is just getting sad.
Just fire him, Republicans. If you are worried about the black thing, hire Alan Keyes. Certainly he is available. YES, he may be a bit crazy, but you have to at least try somebody else.
‘Mr. von Spakovsky’, incidentally, seems to be professional ratfvcker Hans A. von Spakovsky. Can I pull a full-Fox, and use Cavuto Marks to imply that Republicans hope to use Andrew “Danegeld” Breitbart’s race-baiting antics to distract attention as they shitcan the RNC’s Token Black Person? Yes, YES I CAN!