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You cannot love your country only when you win.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

The willow is too close to the house.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

In after Baud. Damn.

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Let there be snark.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

There are a lot more evil idiots than evil geniuses.

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  1. 1.

    dmsilev

    Hurrah for mockery!

    I could give an actual answer to that question, though I suspect it’s too early in the morning for most people to endure a lecture on quantum spin dynamics.

    dms

  2. 2.

    J.W. Hamner

    That’s pretty awesome… but why is Fred Phelps protesting Comic-Con in the first place? I’ve never been to one… are they especially LBGT friendly? Or do the Phelps crazies just randomly protest grocery stores because there might be gay people in there?

  3. 3.

    NonyNony

    the good folks of San Diego’s Comic-Con were prepared for their arrival with their own special brand of superhuman counter protesting chanting “WHAT DO WE WANT” “GAY SEX” “WHEN DO WE WANT IT” “NOW!”

    Awesome. Crap like that probably had the Phelps clan squirming more than anything else. I love nerds.

    I love the “Odin is God” and “Darkseid Is” signs, but I was actually expecting more superhero-god signs. “Thor Died For Your Sins” and stuff like that.

  4. 4.

    SpotWeld

    I just how so many facets of nerd/geek are showing up for this. Futrama fans, trekkies, no sign of Storm Troopers in the photos but I honesty believe they must have been there.

    Even a fursuiter.

    How awesome is this!

    It’s like those Superman radio serials where he fights the Klan. They’ve utterly diffused anything the Phelps crowd could do into a joke.

  5. 5.

    SpotWeld

    @J.W. Hamner:

    why is Fred Phelps protesting Comic-Con in the first place?

    Because there’s a focus of media attention there.
    He wants to get one camera with his signs.
    The nerd counter-protest does an excellent job of undoing this, becuase now the focus is on the congoers with only a small mention of Phelps.

  6. 6.

    NonyNony

    @J.W. Hamner:

    The stated reason for the protest was:

    If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent – so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry.

    That’s supposedly snipped from their website, but there’s no link back and their site isn’t resolving now. Sounds like something from one of their “press releases” though.

  7. 7.

    dmsilev

    @J.W. Hamner: It’s really hard to tell his reasons. For giggles, his “upcoming picketing schedule” can be found here, which includes such nuggets as:

    First Presbyterian Church 840 17th Street WBC to picket the funeral of Nebraska Supreme Court Justice William C. Hastings. Nebraska is a land of lawless criminal thugs, and justice is turned away backward in the street! The members of WBC have testimony to offer before the Just Judge – that Righteous God that created you – and he will execute righteous judgments. Praise His Holy Name! No cutsie legal maneuvers, no perverting justice, no appeals, no passing the blame and washing the saints blood from your filthy, Pontius Pilate hands – just righteous, final judgment.

    Sprint Center 1407 Grand Blvd. WBC to picket the teen pop star Justin Bieber at the Sprint Center to remind all of those in attendance that america’s destruction is imminent!

    ComicCon wasn’t on their schedule page (which is only for future picketing events, and seems to be regularly updated), but I did find this press release (PDF), which states

    Comic Con is an excuse for whores to wear skimpy get-ups (as if they don’t already) without censure & for emulating rebels to compare costumes. Yikes. Put away your action figures & get about the business of serving your God. You fail as a human being because you shun your only obligation in this life: “Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man” (Eccl. 12:13). Here is a frightening picture of this doomed
    generation: “Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister (america), pride, fulness of bread, & abundance of idleness was in her & in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor & needy” (Eze. 16:49). You idolaters have far too much time on your hands! Get on with some sober obeying; the time is short.

    So, nothing about gays this time.

    dms

  11. 11.

    RedKitten

    Brilliant — I think that’s the absolute best way to deal with Phelps and his misbegotten ilk. Just mock the living hell out of them. What Phelps wants is for people to get angry and assault them, so that they can make a lot of money in the subsequent lawsuits. But laughter? No law against laughter.

  14. 14.

    JCT

    @RedKitten: One of the *funniest* phone calls I ever received from my “kitten” was when some frat guys at the UChicago danced in their skivvies to “It’s Raining Men” to mock Phelps and his repulsive cult.

    She was nearly crying with laughter at the sight– in the dead of winter no less. It’s on YouTube and worth a look for a good laugh. My kid was in the counter-demonstration and they had no idea ahead of time what was going to transpire….
    Phelps meets a frat at UChicago

    They ended up raising $500 that day.

  15. 15.

    Breezeblock

    Hmm, this makes me want to dig out my comic collection from the 80s (but also includes past issues pre-80s).

    Speaking of which, anyone in buying mode?

  17. 17.

    NonyNony

    @RedKitten:

    The problem is that in most places where Phelps and his spawn protest, the mocking counter protest is inappropriate. Counterprotesting at a funeral just makes things worse. I thought that Phelps knew this and was careful about choosing his venues.

    Phelps made a poor choice of venue here – there’s nothing reverent going on at all at Comic-Con, so staging an irreverent protest is exactly the right move. Plus most of these folks already have their costumes so they don’t have to go out of their way to be absurd – Phelps is the one who looks out of place here, not them.

    Honestly though – outside of absurd situations like this where everyone gets to laugh at the man, there’s little to win in with a Phelps counterprotest. Phelps isn’t going to stop doing what he does – even if the press doesn’t cover it he’ll still do it to both feed his martyr complex and hope that someone throws a punch so he can sue. No one is going to stop Phelps from being an ass no matter how much he gets mocked. So in most cases ignoring him is the best option if you can’t get him arrested for violating some local ordinance just because anything else causes extra grief for the people he’s protesting.

  18. 18.

    RedKitten

    @JCT: Sweet.

    All hail the nerds!

    Mind you, I’m biased. You’re talking to someone who is going with her husband to Halifax’s Comic-Con, as a little getaway for their third wedding anniversary. I have high hopes of kidnapping Aaron Douglas and making him my houseboy.

  19. 19.

    RedKitten

    @NonyNony: Well yes, that makes sense. Obviously the setting has to be kept in mind — counter-protests at a funeral would just make things worse.

    But if the opportunity and the setting lend themselves to mockery, I think it can be devastating. Phelps is looking for a fight. To be ignored, or worse, laughed at? I don’t know if it’ll stop him, but it’s GOT to piss him off. And that alone makes it worthwhile, IMHO.

  20. 20.

    fucen tarmal

    love the sign, i named one of my fantasy football teams Insane Kiln Posse, of course i was referring to favre, magnets how the fuck do they work was a meme started by icp…

  21. 21.

    scav

    @dmsilev: I think I just finally found an excuse to buy another action figure and I may throw in an audio book for the hell of it!

    Meaningless bonus detail: My favorite is the “Is this thing on?” one.

  22. 22.

    Martin

    but why is Fred Phelps protesting Comic-Con in the first place

    Fred wants someone to initiate an assault against one of his members on camera. Therefore he needs cameras and an audience that can be goaded into violence. The military funerals are perfect toward that end, but apparently he thinks geeks might throw a punch.

    He needs to head down to Grand Isle instead and hang out with the oil cleanup workers. I’m sure he’ll get his lawsuit there.

  23. 23.

    Shawntos

    God Hates Jedi is obviously the best sign especially because it is being held by a guy in a Deep Space Nine uniform.

  25. 25.

    Bobby Thomson

    Counterprotests at funerals can absolutely be done respectfully, and are regularly organized by veterans’ groups. Mostly bikers.

  27. 27.

    flukebucket

    Is it just me or does the guy holding the sign look a hell of a lot like Michael Stipe?

  28. 28.

    Mnemosyne

    @NonyNony:

    Some people have figured out the most effective Phelps counter-protest at a funeral — basically, standing in front of the Phelps group with your backs to them and silently blocking them from the view of the mourners.

    But ComiCon? Yep, everything goes. I guess Phelps needed a good dose of “look at them mocking The LORD!” to keep his people going.

  30. 30.

    NonyNony

    @Mnemosyne:

    Some people have figured out the most effective Phelps counter-protest at a funeral—basically, standing in front of the Phelps group with your backs to them and silently blocking them from the view of the mourners.

    That’s actually perfect if you can get all of the counter-protesters to agree to keep silent and ignore the Phelps Clan rather than ignore them. It’s tough to get people with strong enough stomach to be able to manage it, but good for them if they can make it work.

    But ComiCon? Yep, everything goes. I guess Phelps needed a good dose of “look at them mocking The LORD!” to keep his people going.

    I don’t know – reports suggest that the clan left early in the face of a counter-protest that was larger and more news generating than their protest was going to be. Maybe you’re right and he just needed to pump up the martyr complexes of his flock a little bit.

  32. 32.

    Michael

    @Martin:

    He needs to head down to Grand Isle instead and hang out with the oil cleanup workers. I’m sure he’ll get his lawsuit there.

    Followed by a judgment for Defendants, and another ass-kicking outside the courthouse door….

  34. 34.

    gwangung

    I don’t know – reports suggest that the clan left early in the face of a counter-protest that was larger and more news generating than their protest was going to be. Maybe you’re right and he just needed to pump up the martyr complexes of his flock a little bit.

    and if he comes back again next year, folks will make it a point to have an even bigger counter next year, with even better costumes and even better signs. Heck, it’ll be a contest and draw even more attention, taking on a life of it’s own.

    Yeah, Phelps ain’t coming back..his ego won’t allow it.

  35. 35.

    Kerry Reid

    Counter-protesters at the trial for Matthew Shephard’s murderers wore giant angel wings that they would lift in order to block the Phelps signs — so Shepard’s loved ones wouldn’t have to see that garbage walking into court.

    I think Jesus is my favorite superhero in this protest. As we know, love is kryptonite to bigots.

  36. 36.

    Kerry Reid

    Oh, and one of my friends who grew up in Kansas, not far from Phelps headquarters, tells a great story:

    As a teenager, he was in the car with his family one day — he and his brother (both gay, neither out yet) in the back seat, his dad driving, his mom the ex-nun in the front seat. They stop at a red light and Mom notices one of the Phelpsies is out with his God Hates Fags sign. She starts shaking her head at him. He begins screaming and she rolls down the window in time to hear “Read your bible, you fucking whore!”

    And she responded with “LOVE one another, butthole!”

    My friend says that the culture wars can be boiled down to that exchange.

  37. 37.

    Jason

    The Spy holding the “God Hates Sentries” sign is the unnoticed hero of this thread. “SPAH SAPPIN MAH PROTEST”

  39. 39.

    canuckistani

    The guy in the Bender suit with the “Kill All Humans” sign is my favourite. These are my people, and I love them!

  44. 44.

    YellowJournalism

    @Kerry Reid:

    And she responded with “LOVE one another, butthole!”

    Not only would that make a great counter-protest sign. I think it would be a great BJ sig.

    I loved that someone dressed up as Buddy Jesus. Alanis Morrisette should have shown up, though, and recreated her screaming scene from Dogma.

  45. 45.

    Brendan

    Actually, @YellowJournalism, there is a Buddy Jesus in the crowd. God bless my nerds. Wish I could have been there to hold up a sign reading FOR JOR-EL SO LOVED THE WORLD HE GAVE US HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON.

  46. 46.

    Jamey

    @ Nonynony #6

    I can’t think of anything that illustrates the demented mindset of a fundamentalist any better. They accuse comics fans of idolatry because everything in their mindset has to be taken literally. They can’t view comics as a work or art or literature any more than they can view the Bible as one.

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