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You are here: Home / I Guess All We’re Really Missing is a Death Star

I Guess All We’re Really Missing is a Death Star

by John Cole|  August 6, 20104:11 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Bring on the Brawndo!

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But I’m sure Darth Cheney was getting around to it:

As we enter our ninth year of the War in Afghanistan with an escalated force, and continue to occupy Iraq indefinitely, and feed an endlessly growing Surveillance State, reports are emerging of the Deficit Commission hard at work planning how to cut Social Security, Medicare, and now even to freeze military pay. But a new New York Times article today illustrates as vividly as anything else what a collapsing empire looks like, as it profiles just a few of the budget cuts which cities around the country are being forced to make.

The worst unemployment in decades, and we’re contemplating cutting food stamps to pay for medicare medicaid while pumping billions into the war pig.

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  1. 1.

    beltane

    August 6, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Rome went down with far more pizzaz, and they bequeathed all kinds of wonderful stuff to us. On the other hand, the fall of both empires can be plausibly blamed on the Christians, so we at least have that going for us.

  2. 2.

    Smurfhole

    August 6, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    We just need to put our economy back on the gold standard, then start raiding other nations for their gold and other valuables. I think the US Navy could be the most effective seaborne raiding force since the Vikings, if it put its mind to it.

    Oderint dum metuant.

  3. 3.

    Ruckus

    August 6, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    @beltane:
    Same thought here.
    Or Respecting Internet Traditions.. This.

  4. 4.

    Pancake

    August 6, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    We could save countless billions if we just shuttered about 15% of our public schools and half of our publicly supported universities. Education is clearly wasted on a very great many Americans; for proof, just look at some of those posting comments here.

  5. 5.

    jeffreyw

    August 6, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    I’ll be dead and gone, but you all better hope that the US goes out with a whimper rather than a bang.

    I’m having a spot of lunch.

  6. 6.

    General Stuck

    August 6, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Yea, things are awful, too bad we can’t all write ourselves a script for Oxycontin to make it better.

  7. 7.

    beltane

    August 6, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    @Smurfhole: The Vikings were hippie sosha-lists, and we will never follow their example in anything. We will more likely go down to our final defeat while attempting to conquer the Persian Empire, or while placating the Parthians and Cappodocians. I’m sure Victor Davis Hansen could explain it all to us.

  8. 8.

    Sly

    August 6, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    At first I thought this was written by Chris Hedges, whose work on fundamentalism I found partially inspired, but the End-of-Empire dreck he writes now is as insipid as it gets. Guess GG was on his way to this point for a while.

    The real question is whether the American public is too apathetic and trained into submission for that to ever happen.

    The game of life is hard to play
    I’m gonna lose it anyway
    The losing card I’ll someday lay
    so this is all I have to say:

    That suicide is painless
    It brings on many changes
    And I can take or leave it if I please.

  9. 9.

    Martin

    August 6, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Medicare isn’t what is being paid for, Medicaid is.

    And Medicaid hits largely the same population as food stamps, so it’s more a function of health care costs outrunning food costs, and catering to the demands of the states who aren’t able to cover their Medicaid obligations.

    Medicare, on the other hand, is projected to be in decent shape thanks to the regularly maligned HCR legislation. Getting Medicare in shape was the primary goal of the legislation, which apparently most people fail to recognize.

  10. 10.

    DonkeyKong

    August 6, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Have you read the most recent contarian horseshit column at Slate, “Soylent Green, bad science fiction movie or next economic boom?”

  11. 11.

    beltane

    August 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    @General Stuck: The very least they could do for us would be to decriminalize marijuana. The decline and fall of our world would be more bearable if were able to get stoned.

  12. 12.

    cat48

    August 6, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    cutting food stamps to pay for medicare

    Ezra said the cut date for those food stamps is 2014 & plans are to replenish the funding in a future budget.

    I assume the article came from Salon & I never go to that site so if the article says current food stamps; it’s wrong.

  13. 13.

    Roger Moore

    August 6, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    @Smurfhole:

    I think the US Navy could be the most effective seaborne raiding force since the Vikings, if it put its mind to it.

    No way. The Navy might be able to attack effectively, but it would be a losing proposition in the long run. All of our armed forces are so weighed down with expensive equipment and enormous logistical tails that their raids would cost far more than they’d ever be able to collect.

  14. 14.

    kdaug

    August 6, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    @Sly: “In whatever kind of a ‘race’ life may be, I have very abruptly become a finalist”

    Christopher Hitchens

  15. 15.

    Roger Moore

    August 6, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    @Pancake:

    Education is clearly wasted on a very great many Americans; for proof, just look at some of those posting comments here.

    Not very strong on self-reflection, are you?

  16. 16.

    General Stuck

    August 6, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    @Sly:

    . Guess GG was on his way to this point for a while.

    Personally, I’m not complete without regular doses of Greenwaldian “you thought shit was bad under Bush” so I can stay sharp to pick out the invisible microphones.

  17. 17.

    Smurfhole

    August 6, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    @beltane:

    Well, the Vikings did eat a lot of cod, and we’ve made cod almost extinct. So we do have that similarity. Also, both Vikings and Americans hate the French; but I bet the French would let America have Normandy (and let us populate it with Texans) if we promised to stop attacking Paris.

  18. 18.

    Svensker

    August 6, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    The worst unemployment in decades, and we’re contemplating cutting food stamps to pay for medicare while pumping billions into the war pig.

    Look, bud, Muslim terrorists are going to impose SHARIA on us (any day now, I can just feel it) and you are worried about some (probably fat) dusky-hued welfare freak? What is wrong with you! My god, we’re all gonna die and you wanna take MY money to feed THEM! ? ! !

    Also, too, Saul Alinsky George Soros!

  19. 19.

    Chuck Butcher

    August 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Sure the war pig is one of the villains, but there is a whole list and Greenwald’s is pretty short. I’m still trying to figure out exactly why modern Americans have such a strong desire re-live The Robber Baron Era. Cripes, you’d think the results of GOP domination would be a clue – but, Nah.

    That is what the Democrats, thanks to a handful of Blue Dogs, can’t seem to get either.

  20. 20.

    kdaug

    August 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    @Roger Moore:
    Spoken like a guy who knows what the fuck he’s talking about.

    What’s the old saying? “Amateurs talk about strategy, experts talk about logistics”.

    This empire is going to kill us.

  21. 21.

    Smurfhole

    August 6, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    No way. The Navy might be able to attack effectively, but it would be a losing proposition in the long run. All of our armed forces are so weighed down with expensive equipment and enormous logistical tails that their raids would cost far more than they’d ever be able to collect.

    No, once we start equipping them with longboats again we can get them back on a paying basis. (Picture Vikings with machine guns, that’ll be the US Navy circa 2035.)

  22. 22.

    matoko_chan

    August 6, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    rawr.
    the real war is between the brights(liberals) and the stupids(conservatives), not between white xians and the World.
    wise up, Cole…they don’t get to self-represent anymore! they are retards.
    this is War.
    they hate us……our games, our universities, our movies, our music, our culture.
    conservatives daif.
    full–> youtube.com/watch?v=KOmL2xT73pk&feature=related

  23. 23.

    beltane

    August 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    @Smurfhole: The Texans would hate living in Normandy; the food is way too exquisite for their taste.

  24. 24.

    Erik T

    August 6, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    I do find myself wondering just how the freeper nut-brigade thinks Sharia would actually be enforced in this country. I mean, by whom? Have none of them ever been given a warning by a police officer? Have they ever seen a car with tinted windows?

  25. 25.

    Svensker

    August 6, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Also, too, too, but John, could you ban that piece of shit, Pancake? It’s your blog, but I know you’ve banned BOB in the past for racism and outright douchebaggery, and Pancake’s name is the most vile douchebaggery. It makes me feel ill every time I see it. It’s like someone using the ID “DanielPearlsHead” or something — just disgusting, vile and cruel.

  26. 26.

    burnspbesq

    August 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    One of Greenwald’s increasingly rare lucid moments.

    Well said. More like this, please.

  27. 27.

    Pasquinade

    August 6, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    9 years ago today, August 6, 2001, “Bin Laden determined to strike in US”

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389×8892490

  28. 28.

    Smurfhole

    August 6, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    @beltane:

    Ah, just bring in some more pork and some more cattle; it’ll be alright. Don’t eat the cheese, though, it makes you French. (That’s worse than being gay- if it’s not the same thing. Which it probably is.)

  29. 29.

    kdaug

    August 6, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    @beltane:
    Watch your mouth, jackass. I live in Texas, been to Normandy, and the shit they serve is bland (tasty, but bland).

    Dress it up with some Habenero, we can dance. Could even tone it down to jalapenos for the Yankees. But that whiney “it’s too hot!!” crap needs to stay up north.

  30. 30.

    BR

    August 6, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    If you haven’t, you owe it to yourself to read Dmitry Orlov’s comparison to the USSR:

    fora.tv/2009/02/13/Dmitry_Orlov_Social_Collapse_Best_Practices

    energybulletin.net/node/23259

  31. 31.

    Ivan Ivanovich Renko

    August 6, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    @beltane: What, you’re letting that stop you?

  32. 32.

    Xanthippas

    August 6, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    He blogs like this like, every day. Where have you been?

  33. 33.

    Roger Moore

    August 6, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    @Smurfhole:

    No, once we start equipping them with longboats again we can get them back on a paying basis. (Picture Vikings with machine guns, that’ll be the US Navy circa 2035.)

    So you’re thinking of a Mad Max/Waterworld style future? I guess that with global warming melting the ice caps, the Waterworld side of that is starting to look a bit more reasonable. Maybe if the long boats were powered by outboard engines fueled by our dwindling petroleum reserves (or methane derived from pig shit)…

  34. 34.

    Xanthippas

    August 6, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Look at it this way guys. When our empire finally collapses and the Chinese are dictating to use the value of our currency, maybe they’ll let us use some of it to repave our roads and rebuild our libraries.

    Being a two-bit power isn’t all that bad. It’s quiet and peaceful. You’ll see…just look at Canada!

  35. 35.

    Jody

    August 6, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Trouble is we STILL have a huge percentage of our population that are insistent that we are on the road to a socialist dystopia, and only by more tax cuts are we ever going to save ourselves.

    I have learned thru experience that the ability of these people to disregard reality is directly in proportion to how much Limbaugh/Beck/etc. they listen to.

  36. 36.

    John Thullen

    August 6, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    The key to stopping the fraying of the safety net and keeping the money at home is for those affected to make more trouble for America than the Taliban and al Qaeda.

  37. 37.

    Bob Loblaw

    August 6, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    @Xanthippas:

    I wish this blog would just stop linking to him. It’s clear that the maturity level of the commentariat just isn’t up to it. And given that Greenwald has been no better whenever he shows up here just makes the problem intractable.

    We’ll never be able to have a column of his linked without somebody getting into a snit. It’s just the way it is.

  38. 38.

    General Stuck

    August 6, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    @Bob Loblaw:

    It’s clear that the maturity level of the commentariat just isn’t up to it.

    LoL mr maturity sets us straight.

    I’m mature. Pull my finger, go ahead, see what happens.

  39. 39.

    Citizen Alan

    August 6, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    @Erik T:

    I do find myself wondering just how the freeper nut-brigade thinks Sharia would actually be enforced in this country.

    They think it means that people who belong to another religion and/or ethnicity will be able to somehow gain an advantage over them. That’s all these troglodytes know about Sharia and that’s all they need to know. Deep down, all bigotry is based on the irrational fear that someday, the bigot will be the victim of bigotry by somebody else, so it’s better to strike preemptively.

  40. 40.

    tkogrumpy

    August 6, 2010 at 10:41 pm

    @General Stuck: I make it a point to befriend people with bad teeth.

  41. 41.

    tkogrumpy

    August 6, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    @kdaug: Jeebus if I lived a few miles north I’d be in Canada, and I drink Texas Pete straight out of the bottle.

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