I’m sorry, but I opened my gmail and there were 5400 messages and I got chest pains so I just deleted everything. If you sent me a nice email or an unhinged rant and I never responded, I now never will.
Personally, I blame you all for signing me up for so much damned spam and email lists. That jackass Jeff Greene from Florida accounts for about 35% of my inbox, and I know for sure I never signed up for it. I’m pulling for Crist because Meek doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell and Rubio is insane and ignorant.
But back to the email. It had to be done. I was dreading opening my gmail account. Although I’m a little sad I will not be able to take advantage of all those offers to lengthen my penis or earn millions with my new Kenyan friends.