Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

I really should read my own blog.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

We won’t go back.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. keep building.

The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

So many bastards, so little time.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

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  2. 2.

    Svensker

    I LOVE that. Please say it will be on a t-shirt. My son will need one. He doesn’t know it yet, but he will.

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    soonergrunt

    Speaking of rescue animals, we’re looking at possibly taking in a rescue Bichon Friese to go with the one we already have. I hope we can make this work.
    Also have some stuff coming up soon that will make my life a little crazy (er) for a while.

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    Joseph Nobles

    Or up above in big letters: ROSIE

    And below:

    HAS A BETTER IDEA

    or:

    WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS
    AN ALTERNATIVE

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    geg6

    OMG, that’s it. You’ve forced my hand, Cole. I need that in a coffee mug right.this.minute. Which will probably set up a buying frenzy as I assuage my guilt at the thought of hurting sweet Lily’s feelings and hope that Tunch considers a purchase a proper tribute.

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    Violet

    @Evelyn:
    Awesome. Rosie looks like she’s going to marinate you in oil and spices if you don’t take her out to do fun things.

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    Zuzu's Petals

    God, do I ever know that stare.

    My 19-yr-old Maine Coon would give me that stare 24/7 if he could. While trying to bump his head against me, or at least touching me with one paw. That little grizzled paw coming at me so tentatively/sneakily is at once endearing and crazymaking…I can relate to John’s earlier post about nearly being driven nuts by the nonstop neediness.

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    SiubhanDuinne

    I do believe Tunch, Lily, and now Rosie may have solved most of my Christmas-shopping issues.

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    Anne Laurie

    @soonergrunt:

    Speaking of rescue animals, we’re looking at possibly taking in a rescue Bichon Friese to go with the one we already have. I hope we can make this work.

    May the Farce be with you. Bichons are, generally, pretty mellow about “sharing” with other dogs in their size range, so as long as one or the other doesn’t have some specific trauma in their past it should work out just fine. All else being equal, two small dogs (like two small kids) are not actually twice as much work as one — they keep each other occupied & burn off some of the calories that would otherwise being used bothering YOU. Unless you’re a glutton for punishment, and decide to bring home a JRT…

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    Jebediah

    Love it. My first thought was that the thing that no-one coulda knowed was that you would keep Rosie. Except of course I knew it, as did, it seems, a whole bunch of other ‘juicers.

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    Something Fabulous

    @Evelyn: LOVE it in that version! (took me a minute to realize all-caps was a link!) All of us who have ever been terrier-ized can so relate!

    ETA: Have you given it a try with the picture of her, post deer/goose poop? She looks pretty devilish and fun-seeking there, too.

    Fantastic work, as always!

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    asiangrrlMN

    @Evelyn: Evelyn, that is all kinds of awesome (love the ‘fun’ one in the link)! You’ve outdone yourself this time.

    Cole, so I take it we are feeling not as tetchy about Rosie now?

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    abo gato

    Oh, I am SO buying that one……want it in t-shirts and mugs……

    please?????

    The laser stare of a JRT is on the couch next to me right now……

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    asiangrrlMN

    @andrea:
    @CynDee:

    It’s a mockery of “Who could have known?” as in, “Who could have known that the housing bubble would have burst like that?” Or, “Who could have known that the Wall Street bankers would whine like little babies after losing all the monies in the free world?”

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