Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

White supremacy is terrorism.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

“Perhaps I should have considered other options.” (head-desk)

Accountability, motherfuckers.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

He really is that stupid.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

If ‘weird’ was the finish line, they ran through the tape and kept running.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Everybody saw this coming.

Let there be snark.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

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  2. 2.

    Tone in DC

    DAYUM.

    Did I need to see that.

    Especially his response to Limbaugh’s typically even handed, rational take on Michelle Obama’s trip to Spain.

    Well sung. I’ll definitely look for the prior TWIB episodes. Right after I watch some Dave Chappelle.

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    Allison W.

    LOL! I love it. I wish that ill doctrine guy would come out with more videos. He’s good.

  10. 10.

    R-Jud

    @satby:

    He ain’t lying bout black people brunching. A thing of beauty to partake in.

    And he mentions church hats! Church hats are awesome.

  11. 11.

    El Cid

    A different way to scare, or at least, overstimulate the white racist population of metro Atlanta conservatives:

    30,000 line up for housing vouchers, some get rowdy
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    Thirty thousand people showed up to receive Section 8 housing applications in East Point [Atlanta] Wednesday, suffering through hours in the hot sun, angry flare-ups in the crowd and lots of frustration and confusion for a chance to receive a government-subsidized apartment.
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    The massive event sometimes descended into a chaotic mob scene filled with anger and impatience. Some 62 people needed medical attention and 20 of them were transported to a hospital, authorities said. A baby went into a seizure in the heat and was stabilized at a hospital. People were removed on stretchers and when a throng of people who had been waiting hours in a line were told to move to another line, people started pushing, shoving and cursing, witnesses said.
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    Still, officials of East Point declared the day a success. Nobody was arrested and nobody was seriously injured, they said. It was an assessment roundly challenged by many of the people who had to go through it.
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    Kim Lemish, executive director of the East Point Housing Authority, said the event marked the first time the city has offered Section 8 housing applications since 2002. The waiting list that lasted eight years had depleted, she said, and the agency was beginning a new one. So people braved all the physical difficulties just to get on a waiting list that could keep them waiting for years.
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    Lemish said the agency had expected about 10,000 people but three times as many showed up. Many were just accompanying those looking for an application. Some 13,000 applications were handed out.
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    Concern is rising that a similar scene could occur Thursday when the housing authority of this small city begins accepting the completed applications. Wednesday’s event was only to hand out the paperwork. The housing authority will begin accepting applications at 9 a.m.
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    Some of the crowd waited for two days at the Tri-Cities Plaza shopping center. As the temperature rose Wednesday, people fell ill.
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    Sgt. Cliff Chandler, spokesman for the East Point Police Department, said a toddler was treated earlier in the morning for “some type of seizure,” Chandler said…

    I just can’t wait until the local right wing talk radio — maybe not just the local — filters its racist reaction and jokes down through coworkers and conservative friends.

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    nickgb

    Hilarious, but the right wing didn’t just figure this stuff out. Southern strategy and all that…

  21. 21.

    Bill Murray

    I always thought that TWIB was This Week in Baseball. I’m pretty sure that’s not Mel Allen so yes I am scared.

  23. 23.

    Paula

    Is thinking some of those church hats are crazy … racist?

    Sheeet … I wish Obama would fire Rahm and hire Jay-Z instead. Though, yeah, him being bigger than Trump and all there’s no guarantee that more progressive legislation will get passed. He’ll put on enough strong-arming shows to make teh libruls happy, though.

  25. 25.

    zoe kentucky in pittsburgh

    I don’t even know how to describe how much I fucking loved that.

    Thank you, John.

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