Just cracked #2, this time Nobilo. Think I may spend some time on the porch making love to a cigar I picked up in the People’s Republic of Madison (and I will rape it with my mouth like David Letterman would). Please don’t email me about oral cancer, folks, because I know you mean well, but I’m gonna ignore you and at this point we’re just talking about another torpedo in a sinking ship.
I might have enough of a wild hair up my ass that this blog could become CrankyKaplan’s twitter feed. His last tweet had me laughing out loud:
“MAKING A FEW CALLS TO FIND A FAT VEGAN TO COME BLOW ME WHILE I SIT IN MY BACKYARD IN REAL-LOOKING BUSH COSTUME TO KILL THIS FUCKING RACCOON.”
Gonna be a long morning. God damned dogs don’t understand hangover and have to piss at 6 am no matter what.