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So Wrong…

by John Cole|  September 3, 20102:58 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Fucked-up-edness

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Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season
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  1. 1.

    TaMara (BHF)

    September 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    John, just read your down-thread barbershop experience. If I didn’t think you were completely and totally awesome before that, I do now. Really. Awesome. Tunch should worship at your feet.

  2. 2.

    lol chikinburd

    September 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    There’s something wrong here?

  3. 3.

    fucen tarmal

    September 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    you know you are a serious drinker when you have to call in sick to the bar you normally drink at, to explain why you will be absent.

  4. 4.

    Suffern Ace

    September 3, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    Now that they can fry beer, why would you think of having anything else during the season? You can eat and drink at the same time!

  5. 5.

    pharniel

    September 3, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    was funnier last year with the whole crazy farve thing

  6. 6.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 3, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    I don’t understand the title of the post.

  7. 7.

    TaMara (BHF)

    September 3, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    And if Violet shows up to this thread, this is for you friend:
    Cold Cantaloupe Soup recipe.

    Now I have to go back to putting out pre-holiday weekend fires here at the office. Carry-on.

    Edit: And in honor of this guy, I think I’ll start drinking on the job.

  8. 8.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    September 3, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Good stuff.

  9. 9.

    REN

    September 3, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    A certain Australian beer company should do a commercial with this guy. Show his clip then say “Role model.”

    Doubt this moron has ever seen a live end to a night game.

  10. 10.

    PTirebiter

    September 3, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): I love cantaloupe and this looks easy enough even for me. I stopped at a roadside stand for cantaloupe the other day and also picked up an “Israeli” melon. I’d never heard of them before, it was quite good.

  11. 11.

    eemom

    September 3, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    does this mean that the drinking guy thinks the Packers are going to lose, and John thinks they won’t?

    I’m trying to understand football like you kewl kids.

  12. 12.

    Legalize

    September 3, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Haha, “6 women punched”. Hellofa stat right there.

  13. 13.

    me

    September 3, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Packers fan stop drinking? Are pigs flying? I don’t see any.

  14. 14.

    DALC

    September 3, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    And this was his house: http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/beercans.asp

    Note the beer can tunnels.

  15. 15.

    TaMara (BHF)

    September 3, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    Nothing to see here, just testing to see if I’ve fixed my BJ loading problem.
    EDIT: We may have success. Thanks Yutsanto

  16. 16.

    That's Master of Accountancy to You, Pal (JMN)

    September 3, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Honestly, if that awesome SportsCenter parody really think that the resume listed makes Lukawski some kind of champion drinker among Packers fans, they need to up their Wisconsin scouting budget. The paint thinner crowd in Green Bay goes far beyond this clown.

  17. 17.

    Resident Firebagger

    September 3, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    That’s almost as good for its spot-on mocking of ESPN as it is its spot-on mocking of Packer fans…

  18. 18.

    NobodySpecial

    September 3, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    So why’d they build the new prison downtown in Green Bay?

    So the players could walk to work.

  19. 19.

    Linkmeister

    September 3, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    @NobodySpecial:

    So why’d they build the new prison downtown in Green Bay Oakland

    Fixed.

  20. 20.

    dewey

    September 4, 2010 at 10:23 am

    It’s funny cuz it’s true

  21. 21.

    jaime

    September 4, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Ha! My old acting coach is the mother in that Newcastle commercial. That’s my beer of choice, too. I’ll be drinking a lot of it watching the Giants crumble late in the season again.

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