Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

Text STOP to opt out of updates on war plans.

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

We can show the world that autocracy can be defeated.

Giving up is unforgivable.

He really is that stupid.

Republicans choose power over democracy, every day.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Stand up, dammit!

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

“But what about the lurkers?”

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

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  1. 1.

    TaMara (BHF)

    John, just read your down-thread barbershop experience. If I didn’t think you were completely and totally awesome before that, I do now. Really. Awesome. Tunch should worship at your feet.

  7. 7.

    TaMara (BHF)

    And if Violet shows up to this thread, this is for you friend:
    Cold Cantaloupe Soup recipe.

    Now I have to go back to putting out pre-holiday weekend fires here at the office. Carry-on.

    Edit: And in honor of this guy, I think I’ll start drinking on the job.

  9. 9.

    REN

    A certain Australian beer company should do a commercial with this guy. Show his clip then say “Role model.”

    Doubt this moron has ever seen a live end to a night game.

  10. 10.

    PTirebiter

    @TaMara (BHF): I love cantaloupe and this looks easy enough even for me. I stopped at a roadside stand for cantaloupe the other day and also picked up an “Israeli” melon. I’d never heard of them before, it was quite good.

  11. 11.

    eemom

    does this mean that the drinking guy thinks the Packers are going to lose, and John thinks they won’t?

    I’m trying to understand football like you kewl kids.

  16. 16.

    That's Master of Accountancy to You, Pal (JMN)

    Honestly, if that awesome SportsCenter parody really think that the resume listed makes Lukawski some kind of champion drinker among Packers fans, they need to up their Wisconsin scouting budget. The paint thinner crowd in Green Bay goes far beyond this clown.

  17. 17.

    Resident Firebagger

    That’s almost as good for its spot-on mocking of ESPN as it is its spot-on mocking of Packer fans…

  18. 18.

    NobodySpecial

    So why’d they build the new prison downtown in Green Bay?

    So the players could walk to work.

  21. 21.

    jaime

    Ha! My old acting coach is the mother in that Newcastle commercial. That’s my beer of choice, too. I’ll be drinking a lot of it watching the Giants crumble late in the season again.

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