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Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

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Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

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  10. 10.

    eric

    Not to be pedantic, but I believe that “Christine Fucking O’Donnell” is truly an oxymoron. And a moron.

  11. 11.

    Chris G.

    Have I mentioned that it would be awful for people to join her Facebook page and then post this and similar videos to her wall, the way people did to DeMint with “Waterloo” after health care reform passed?

  13. 13.

    mr. whipple

    @freelancer: From the link:

    Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful.
    Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night.
    Pictures of Lily solved my childhood problems.
    Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright.

    Ew. Woof.

  15. 15.

    Comrade Mary

    @freelancer: They put Pump It Up in first place, but I prefer Mystery Dance.

    Well I was down under the covers in the middle of the night,
    tryin’ to discover my left foot from my right.
    You can see those pictures in any magazine.
    But what’s the use of looking when you don’t know what they mean.

    Base sexual footnote: the song is from his first album, with the American band Clover backing him up, which later turned into Huey Lewis and the News, who were no great shakes musically, but word is that Mr. Lewis was seriously packing.

  16. 16.

    beltane

    O’Donnell did not adequately explain why masturbation is so evil. She didn’t even bother claiming it makes one go blind or any of that other good stuff. She kind of went from “lust is God-given” to “If he jerks off he’s not really that into me” to “young people should not masturbate”. Her argument was not a convincing one.

  19. 19.

    Daddy-O

    You know who ELSE thinks masturbation is adultery–or the equivalent thereof, especially regarding internet porns?

    Dr. Phil…

  21. 21.

    WereBear

    She bops! She bops!

    Actually, thanks to my early immersion in Southern Baptist culture, I coulda been a Tea Party grifter contender.

    But this was not a major my college offered, and I was distracted by the study hall/orgy rooms thing. Dang.

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    @freelancer: I can’t believe they left out Rosie – by Jackson Browne! Great song.

    Edit: I’m afraid to ggogle it myself for obvious reasons, but I wonder if her name is now one of the top hits for masturbation.

  24. 24.

    Lev

    @beltane: Because unless pleasure comes directly from God, or is explicitly sanctioned by Him, then it is evil. That the Bible specifically said that God said what he created was good is beside the point. It’s the fundie mindset.

  25. 25.

    Daddy-O

    @beltane: She must have forgotten to mention King Onan in the Old Testament, who was turned into a pillar of salt or some such shit for ‘spilling his seed on the ground’.

    An abomination in the eyes of the Lord, and every two-bit preacher shearing the sheep.

  27. 27.

    freelancer

    @beltane:

    Really? A Christian idiot’s apologetics to guilt-driven dogma wasn’t convincing? I’m shocked. Utterly (great, now I said “utter” and it made me think “udder” and now I’m thinking about tits. Then again, it’s been about 20 minutes since I thought about tits so I was about due anyways)

  30. 30.

    Zam

    I went blind in one eye a couple months ago, now when ever someone asks why I tell them it was from the self love.

  31. 31.

    beltane

    @valdivia: But an angry God should do something, like make the offending male’s pee-pee fall off when touched. O’Donnell seems offended that human imagination has any role in sexuality. Even music and candles are probably wrong to her. Fifty years ago she would have been called a bitter old spinster, now they call her hot. How strange.

  32. 32.

    MikeJ

    @AhabTRuler:

    There are few great Buzzcocks songs, I just don’t think that “Orgasm Addict” is one of them.

    When I was doing mornings at KCOU, the PD let me know in no uncertain terms that he did not like having his alarm clock go off at 6:30 every morning with Orgasm Addict playing. Of course once I knew what time his alarm was set for, I followed orders and always managed to find something really obnoxious.

  36. 36.

    Mark S.

    This is an open thread, right?

    In fact, LeBron is now the sixth most disliked sports personality, according to The Q Score Company, behind Michael Vick, Tiger Woods, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco and Kobe Bryant.

    Where the hell is Big Ben? And if anybody paid attention to boxing anymore, Floyd Mayweather would be on that list.

    I’m also sure it’s just a coincidence that the top six are all black. We’re a post-racial society after all.

  37. 37.

    WaterGirl

    @beltane: Speaking of hot, I keep wondering if Palin will resent a new woman cutting into this whole starbursts thing she seems to have going on… (though personally I don’t see it with either one of them)

  38. 38.

    Mike in NC

    Who’ll be the first “journalist” to have a breathless, fawning one-on-one interview with Christine O’Donnell: Kelly O’Donnell or Norah O’Donnell? They both lean wingnut.

  42. 42.

    morzer

    As Jimmy Buffett sang:

    They say you are a snow queen
    Honey I don’t think that’s true
    So, why don’t we get drunk and screw

  43. 43.

    beltane

    @Mike in NC: What I’m waiting for is Maureen Dowd’s reaction. One never knows with MoDo. She could either wistfully reflect on her own lost purity or she could offer Ms. O’Donnell advice on adult toys.

  44. 44.

    Anya

    DougJ, Im really happy for you… And I’mma let you finish your song, but Christina O’Donnell and Sarah Palin are the hottest Mama Grizzlies OFF ALL TIMES and they’re not gonna be distracted with masturbation from their mission of taking their country back.

  50. 50.

    Punchy

    What about that song by the Yeastie Girls (I wish I was making that up)? Isn’t it called “Go down”, or some such shizzle?

  55. 55.

    Chris G.

    @morzer: The lyric is “snuff queen,” which is an old term for prostitute.

    @Anya: O’Donnell is younger, prettier, and possibly crazier than Palin. And she figured out the perpetual campaign gravy train before Palin did and has been willing to appear on less than perfectly friendly media platforms. This, this could be interesting to watch unfold.

  58. 58.

    Zuzu's Petals

    My vote: Bernadette Peters’ “Making Love Alone.”

    A log thrown on the fire
    Two profiles met as one
    The igniting of desire in the air
    But when there’s just one profile
    And yet desire grows
    Despite the fact there’s no one else to care
    __
    Must romance be abandoned
    As it’s fanning it’s own flame
    Waiting to ????????
    No!
    __
    There’s a special kind of bliss
    Not engendered with a kiss
    Syruptitiously indulged in less wellknown
    For when one can not make love with another
    One can still make love alone.
    __
    There’s a certain special magic
    To the touch of your own hand
    And the special thrill knowing that you will for
    sure
    Soon be feeling grand.
    ?????
    You don’t have to try to postpone
    That’s what it’s like when you’re making love alone
    __
    Oh the sweet sweet sound of your own breathing
    As the sky turns pale-pink to hot
    And the special thrill knowing that you will not
    catch
    God-only-knows what
    It’s the kind of love that fit’s hand in glove
    And bursts like a ?????
    That’s what it’s like when you’re making love alone
    __
    Who can describe the special sweetness of knowing
    The speed that you’re going is right
    And is there anything as thrilling as trying to keep the
    book open
    To page 24 all night
    How reassuring to know that it’s finally time to go
    That you’ll still be there when you leave
    And as dawn is breaking you hear yourself making
    A date for New Year’s Eve
    __
    It’s the kind of love that fits hand in glove
    Especially when the glove is your own
    Oh!
    __
    For the date who you can’t see their faces
    The one who knows all the best places
    Who’ll never ask your sign on the phone
    No no no signs
    Due to simple magic of making love
    Not taking, faking, mistaking love
    The simple magic of making love alone
    Save on cologne!
    That’s what it’s like
    When you’re making love alone
    Oh, alone!

    I remember her singing it on SNL all those years ago.

  60. 60.

    Anya

    @Chris G.: She’s not that much younger, she’s 41. But she is more articulate and I think smarter. I watched the videos of her appearance at Politically incorrect that TPM posted and she can articulate her nonsense. And she does not seem to have Palin’s persecuted mentality. I think she is actually more dangerous of the two.

  61. 61.

    Anne Laurie

    @beltane:
    __

    What I’m waiting for is Maureen Dowd’s reaction. One never knows with MoDo. She could either wistfully reflect on her own lost purity or she could offer Ms. O’Donnell advice on adult toys.

    I’m guessing Peggy Noonan will be the… erm… motherlode of insane punditry here. She’s been outed (during Palin’s original coronation as Queen Pitbull) as regarding the Repubs’ whole suck-up-to-the-teabaggers kabuki as a con and a distraction. But O’Donnell’s so Reaganesquely “pure” and “uncomplicated” that she must make Noonan’s, um, political instincts tingle…

  70. 70.

    Steeplejack

    @mr. whipple:

    Even I’m happy. Worked the early shift today and don’t have to go back until 3:00 tomorrow, so I’ve got a little midweek mini-weekend thing going on. And the Rays just beat the Yankees and went up ½ game in the AL East. Soriano struck out A-Rod on three pitches to end the game. Sweet. FTFY.

  71. 71.

    eemom

    @Anne Laurie:

    Dunno about Noobrain, but I think MoDo might be uncharacteristically kind to the young virgin. A 41 year old woman who has never had sex at all is arguably even more pathetic than MoDo herself, thereby potentially making MoDo look, by comparison, like something of an erstwhile woman of the world, instead of the horny old has-been she actually is.

  75. 75.

    hamletta

    @eemom: Well, she isn’t a virgin. She slept around in college, then, um, came to Jeebus sometime during senior year.

    But still: She hasn’t gotten any in 20 years, but she doesn’t believe in masturbation. Ooookay.

    I’d stay at least 10 yards from her at all times. One of these days, she’s gonna blow up real good!

  76. 76.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @danimal:

    Excellent choice! It combines what the Teatards get when they are riled up (TheVapors), what they obsess about (mast’e’rbation) (FYWP!), and non-whites (Turning Japanese) who we beat in a game of War.

    O’Diddily is nice enough looking but not my type, she’s a bit too Pontiac-looking for my taste.

  88. 88.

    lacp

    Was sitting in the taproom here in Philly when a local news channel did a segment on Ms. O’Donnell. I must have had way too much to drink beforehand, ’cause my first thought upon hearing her speak was “Jeez, I didn’t know Marie Osmond huffed paint thinner.”

  91. 91.

    Catsy

    @beltane:

    Fifty years ago she would have been called a bitter old spinster, now they call her hot.

    Well, she /is/ kind of hot. I’d hit it. Once.

    But as my dad said: “don’t fuck the crazy”, or words to that effect. Paying attention to that advice may have saved me from a bad marriage.

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