Jacob Isom’s facebook page is killing me:
And here is an action shot as our hero skates off:
I’m still chuckling. “Dude, you have no Quran!”
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Jacob Isom’s facebook page is killing me:
And here is an action shot as our hero skates off:
I’m still chuckling. “Dude, you have no Quran!”
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Loneoak
‘Dude you have no Koran’ really ought to be a tag and a lexicon entry.
Punchy
Is that top photo supposed to be David Koresh?
stuckinred
Oh boy, now everyone can resume the bitch session from yesterday!
Dork
It’s clear from the bottom photo that those trucks are Destructos. Which means he certainly has granite countertops and a rookie Pete Rose card. Also, shut up.
beltane
We could use some awesome today. Does Karl Rove being purged from the GOP for the crime of insufficient loyalty also count as awesome?
MobiusKlein
Now if somebody would just sneak up to the Republican Party, and zoinks . . .
You can’t destroy the constitution because you HAVE no constitution!
Southern Beale
I SO want the T-shirt …. “Dude You Have No Koran” joins “The Gentleman Will Sit! The Gentleman Is Correct In Sitting!” as my two favorite memes of the year.
General Stuck
Or, Yes , we have no Koran today.
Say what you will about the dude, he has a set of them, and in God,inc Amarillo, a leading candidate for asshole of aMurrica.
beltane
@MobiusKlein: Someone sneaking up on Glenn Beck and swiping his microphone would also be pretty funny. A movement of brave skateboarders might be just what this country needs.
cleek
i m in your park. stealing all yr koranz.
geg6
@beltane:
Honestly, can you believe it???? Karl Rove, RINO.
Never thought I’d see the day.
stuckinred
@beltane: Link pleeezeee!
Bob Loblaw
@General Stuck:
Stuck, your deficit savior Steny Hoyer has another trial balloon.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/09/hoyer-no-bright-lines-for-democrats-on-bush-tax-cuts-for-the-rich.php
I look forward to you taking this as gospel and assuring us that it’s the new Democratic plan for success, regardless of what any other member of leadership is saying otherwise…
geg6
@beltane:
Hell, I’d donate to that.
New Yorker
@Southern Beale: Jacob Isom has definitely replaced Antoine Dodson as my favorite random internet celebrity of 2010.
geg6
@stuckinred:
Here ya go:
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/09/rove-responds-to-odonnells-attacks-prove-me-wrong.php?ref=fpblg
Violet
@geg6:
That really is awesome, isn’t it? Serious popcorn time. I know there’s plenty of work to be done, but the sheet level of batshit crazy that is coming from the other side is almost beyond belief. It’s not just Peak Wingnut. It’s like Wingnut Mt. Everest Base Camp. There’s still more wingnut to go.
MobiusKlein
@beltane: For Glenn Beck, I was more thinking of switching the locale on his website to Spanish. But that’s a more advanced form of hacking.
licensed to kill time
“Dude, I stole your thunder!”
geg6
@Bob Loblaw:
Man, I’m putting you down as a troll. You are the worst of firebaggers as far as I can tell.
As I said yesterday, until the most awesome and fabulous Nancy Pelosi comes out and says what is going on, I refuse to even listen to Steny and his ilk and, most definitely, you and your ilk.
geg6
@Violet:
It’s truly horrifying on one level.
But fucking roll on the floor in hysterics funny on another.
TaMara (BHF)
@cleek: Dammit, you made me spit water on the keyboard. I hate having to explain these things to my boss.
stuckinred
@geg6: Hell yes!
Redshift
@geg6: I actually looked through the comment section on some wingnut site that was trashing Rove. My favorite was the suspicion that he was secretly working for the other side.
I know it shouldn’t at this point, but it still amazes me that the wingnut definition of “liberal” is “anyone who disagrees with anything I believe, no matter how small.”
beltane
@stuckinred: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/9/15/902161/-Sen.-DeMint-Declares-GOP-Civil-War!-(UPDATE-2X) They want Rove to be “investigated” before he is allowed to appear on Fox News again. How long until the only place that will have him is Frum Forum?
General Stuck
@Bob Loblaw: LOL, that all you got, Hoyer saying nothing one way or another. Jeebus dude, we already knew that, like with about all your brainfarts.
And a word about TPM and some very sloppy reporting lately on several issues, and continuing to state that the House is going to vote on “permanent” tax cuts for the mc, where I have seen no direct quotes from House leaders recently confirming that. If Pelosi or Hoyer have stated recently they plan to make permanent the mc tax cuts, past what they have been describing as extending them, then I would like to see it.
I could a missed it, no doubt.
Let yer idjit freak flag fly loblolly.
Violet
@beltane:
Awesome! There’s not going to be enough popcorn to keep up with all this.
TaMara (BHF)
@geg6: Wow, just wow. I also clicked through to the “O’donnell baggage” link and the comments were priceless.
Jewish Steel
@geg6:
Bob Loblaw. Archetypal miserablist. Doesn’t really exist. Created by our collective unconscious.
@cleek:
High-larious. lolsk8rz
scav
Does this count as Rovian frog-marching or do we still have that to hope for?
Bob Loblaw
@geg6:
Which means you’re actually agreeing with me. Isn’t that such a bummer?
It’s my contention that Hoyer doesn’t matter one lick. Stuck is adamant that he’s the key to everything.
Sly
@New Yorker:
From my perspective, Isom comes close to, but doesn’t quite arrive at, beating out “Kenny the Carpenter” for Internet Celebrity of the year.
“Dude, you HAVE no Koran!” just doesn’t quite capture the 2010 Gestalt like “What the fuck are you yellin’ at me for? All ya’ll dumb motherfuckers don’t even know my opinion on shit.”
singfoom
TL;DR version of thread:
90% – This guy rules.
10% – BLAAARGH, He has ruined the republic and trampled on Mr. Koran burner’s rights.
You rock on Isom.
Loneoak
Draft lexicon entry:
Dude, You Have No Koran: Refers to an event on September 11, 2010, when hero skateboarder Jacob Isom brazenly swiped a Koran from racist preacher Davis Grisham, who was about to burn the book in a Amarillo, TX park. Isom said to Grisham “Dude, you have no Koran!” and fled on his skateboard, preventing the book burning event. The phrase is now used to mark when a wingnut is foiled in their attempt to do or say something bigoted and vile.
Sentient Puddle
YES
I want this on a t-shirt.
stuckinred
@singfoom: fukin A
eemom
@stuckinred:
not moi. I’m too busy kvelling over this Night Of The Rove-Eating Teatards real life action flick.
Y’all want proof that God/Allah whatever exists? PROOF?? Well, here it is.
General Stuck
@Bob Loblaw:
Once you start lying with every breath, it’s a fast track to blog clown. You have a leg up on that contest.
Violet
Just wandered over to Red State to see what they were saying. From a post on the front page (I’m not going to link):
Heh. Wonder how that’s going to work out for them?
And “rogue’s gallery”? I wonder to which rogue this gallery belongs? Sarah Palin? Glenn Beck?
stuckinred
@eemom: They are coming. . .
Brachiator
@beltane:
One of the TPM links is titled, “Rove, O’Donnell & Palin
Get Into Heated 3-Way”
Oh, the irony. Also, too.
General Stuck
@eemom:
i thought malkin was that. I have all the proof I need.
Ryan
@geg6: When Karl Rove calls you out for being a wingnut, you know it’s time to get off the bus.
Bob Loblaw
@General Stuck:
Tell you what, superstar. We’ll wager on it.
The bill won’t have any built-in sunsets on the tax cuts for 98%. It will make them effectively permanent, thus requiring additional legislation to raise taxes somewhere down the line.
When this bill passes, you leave this blog forever. If the 98% cuts are only temporarily extended (thus having a concrete end-date attached to them as the MWP payroll tax cut did), I’ll leave. Since I don’t actually give a shit about a blog comments section, whereas you’re psychologically dependent on it, this isn’t the most balanced bet in the world. But fuck it, you run your mouth so much you’ve probably had it coming for a long time.
The 2% cuts are not in any way related to this bet. Enforcement would obviously be on the honor system. So sack up or shut up, General.
geg6
@Bob Loblaw:
Gawd, way to prove my point about you, dude. No better than Paul L or Brick Oven Bill.
Edited to add: And the funniest thing about it is that Stuck and I rarely agree about anything. So you even brought us to a kumbaya moment.
General Stuck
@Bob Loblaw:
But then there wouldn’t be anyone to spank your bottom proper. If the Bush tax cuts for the middle class are made permanent and signed into law before the election, then I promise to limit my wedgies on you to one a day, ah hell, let’s make it no wedgies for a year. If they aren’t made permanent, we go on like we have been. You can only win, or stay even. Pretty fair deal if you ask me.
TooManyJens
Oh my lord, they dug up links to a cooking show he did on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNlcyFsHJmA
WereBear
@Loneoak: I second!
Bob Loblaw
@General Stuck:
It’s hard to look tough when you act like such a pussy. You couldn’t handle the stakes of a silly message board bet that wouldn’t be enforced anyway. Way to boost that e-cred, you are just so hardcore.
It’s probably for the best though. I wouldn’t want you to break your widdle heart by losing the blog that means so very much to you.
General Stuck
@geg6:
Well, we do agree about loblolly. That’s something.
singfoom
@Bob Loblaw:
I don’t really care what you say to Stuck or anybody, but man, you sure are one scary internet tough guy. I mean, this is a comments section, so is someone commenting often a problem?
Maybe you’ve heard about this thing known as discourse? Sheesh, take a xanax.
Corner Stone
I still say, “Don’t taze me, bro!” will never be topped.
Jamey: Bike Commuter of the Gods
Jacob Isom was GREAT as the older brother in Napoleon Dynamite!
Jamey: Bike Commuter of the Gods
Jacob Isom was GREAT as the older brother in Napoleon Dynamite!
Cris
Have we forgotten Steven Slater so soon?
Catsy
@Brachiator:
I saw that. Screen-capped it before TPM changed it. Laughed my ass off.
And you know, if you substituted Rove with some better-looking dude, I might almost pay to see that porno.
General Stuck
@singfoom: It may just be me, but sounds like Mr. loblloly might be a tad bitter bout somethin’, Maybe from disappointing his momma who was expecting to birth a bundle of joy, and the doc handed her 20 pounds of asshole instead.
Quaker in a Basement
“Dude, you have no Koran.”
I just love witnessing the miracle of birth for a new Internet Tradition.
2th&nayle
Lol! That’s a lot of asshole, I don’t care where you come from.