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College football thread

by DougJ|  September 25, 201012:15 pm| 23 Comments

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What’s the over/under on returned Heismans for 2010?

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  1. 1.

    stuckinred

    September 25, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    GO HOKIES!

  2. 2.

    Seth 4:10

    September 25, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    1/2

    …that’s the joke.

  3. 3.

    Moses2317

    September 25, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Let’s hope that Michigan’s defense bothers to show up today against Bowling Green.


    Winning Progressive

  4. 4.

    fucen tarmal

    September 25, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    the heisman trophy is another thing in sports ruined by espndisney, it used to be that the heisman trophy winner was a great football player. now its a publicity stunt, with a great, or what can be sold to the audience as great, back story, i am looking at you ttboy.

    guys with huge holes in their game win the award because they are productive on a winning team. personally i have declared a 1 year moratorium on watching the sec conference, based on how they slobbered over their home-schooled, jebus loving, great white hope…

    anyway watching iowa play ball st., though i enjoy watching ga tech because that offense is fun to watch.

  5. 5.

    Moses2317

    September 25, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    21-0 Michigan! So far, so good. Go Blue!


    Winning Progressive

  6. 6.

    2th&nayle

    September 25, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    @fucen tarmal:

    personally i have declared a 1 year moratorium on watching the sec conference, based on how they slobbered over their home-schooled, jebus loving, great white hope…

    Well, that’s just a shame,
    ’cause if you leave out the SEC you miss a lot of fine football and one or two Heisman candidates I can think of off hand.. I think your moratorium is somewhat misguided. I didn’t notice SEC defenses showing ‘Marjoe’ Tebow any particular reverence. I think it was the media that did most of the slobbering. Gotta get back to my tamales! Go Hawgs!

  7. 7.

    Yutsano

    September 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    Heading to a friend’s house to watch the Cougs get slaughtered by the University of Spoiled Children. I suppose this means I’ll have to get dressed soon…

  8. 8.

    Larry Signor

    September 25, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    What’s the over/under on returned Heismans for 2010?

    Depends on the extension/repeal of the Bush tax cut.

  9. 9.

    fucen tarmal

    September 25, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    @2th&nayle:

    and you would be surprised at how much well-played football goes on at schools outside the the sec. i also find it appealing that some places refuse to join the financial insanity that says we have to increase the athletics budget, to as much as we can bring in, because if we don’t, we won’t be able to afford athletics, oh and academics too.

    the sec has taken a cold war arms race mentality to college football, its ruining the sport by limiting the number of competitive games amongst equally matched teams, from comparably sized programs…i don’t care about bowls, or subjective rankings, at least in figure skating and platform diving the subjectivity is up front.

  10. 10.

    Moses2317

    September 25, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    The Wolverines are giving up 21 points to Bowling Green???? Can someone send their backup defensive players to Ann Arbor? They’d probably do better than what we have out there right now.

    At least our offense is looking good, even with Denard injured.


    Winning Progressive

  11. 11.

    PaulW

    September 25, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Go Bulls! Beat Western Kentucky! Damn Hilltoppers!!!

  12. 12.

    2th&nayle

    September 25, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    @fucen tarmal: Oh, I agree with your point. There is a lot of good football outside the SEC. I’m just sayin’ what I’m sayin’. You boycott the SEC and you miss a lot of quality college football (as well as basketball, baseball, track, golf, tennis…. well, you get my point). Gotta run. Kickoff in 40 min. Go Hawgs! Go Hawks!

  13. 13.

    JPL

    September 25, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    @efgoldman: Good.

  14. 14.

    JPL

    September 25, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    wow..just wow

  15. 15.

    Mark S.

    September 25, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    Can the Hogs do it?

    (Did everyone go Galt today?)

    ETA: No, they can’t.

  16. 16.

    Corner Stone

    September 25, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    UCLA playing pure hell against teams from Texas this season.

  17. 17.

    Mark S.

    September 25, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    First overall? I doubt that.

  18. 18.

    Corner Stone

    September 25, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    3 INT’s against Bama just ain’t gonna get it done young man.

  19. 19.

    JPL

    September 25, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    It was a good game. Alabama played better the second half but Arkansas played until the end. imo…. Great football game.

  20. 20.

    Cacti

    September 25, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Nice choke job by Arkansas. That’s why Bama is Bama and Arkansas isn’t.

    Seeing Nick the Coward win one he should have lost always gives me a sad.

  21. 21.

    ET

    September 25, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    @Corner Stone: No Heisman for you.

    Bama pulled out a win. My head still hurts from my headache but I am getting now that my team won.

  22. 22.

    Corner Stone

    September 25, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    Go Cocks!!

  23. 23.

    Corner Stone

    September 25, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Does anyone think OSU has a chance on the Smurf Turf?

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