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Parting the Land from the Waters…

by Anne Laurie|  October 1, 20109:39 am| 7 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Science & Technology

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There’s a couple of cool posts on terraforming appeared in io9 recently, telling me all sorts of things I did not know.

Part I: “How to Wreck A Planet in 3000 Years”:

… The term “terraforming” was invented by author Jack Williamson in his 1942 short story “Collision Orbit,” published in Astounding Science Fiction. In the intervening decades, its literal meaning (“Earth forming”) has shifted. It still commonly refers to the speculative act of altering non-Earth planets to make them habitable by humans. But anything that drastically changes geography to suit human interests can be called terraforming, even if it happens here on Earth. If only we all had the same interests…

Part II: “The Law of Unintended Consequences”:

Humans can rearrange the shape of our planet almost as easily as the furniture in your living room (or the deck chairs on the Titanic). Of course, it doesn’t always work out as planned…
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The earliest artificial islands are Neolithic in origin. Scots were building crannógs 5,000 years ago. These small islands were built up with timber, stone and earth until a stable, round structure suitable for building a house upon was formed. 20th and 21st-century artificial islands are much larger. They can be tourist destinations (Montreal’s Île Notre-Dame), urban neighborhoods (San Francisco’s Treasure Island), industrial centers (Seattle’s Harbor Island), or even entire provinces (Flevoland in the Netherlands)…

(Before the CEO took advantage of 9/11 security theatre to shut it down, there was an observatory on the 60th floor of the Hancock Tower, the tallest building in Boston. One of the exhibits was an old-fashioned tabletop diorama showing how Boston looked at the time of the Revolutionary War… and in the center of the much-larger Boston Harbor, there was a tiny lucite brick about the size of a matchbox. That brick, of course, represented the Hancock Tower. A certain percentage of visitors would predictably freak out when the canned voice droning on about Paul Revere and Evacuation Day did the big reveal.)

Best of all, to my biology-biased mind, is the post on “How Salmonella Terraforms Your Intestines“: “The bowels are a difficult place to live. It’s damp and crowded and the landlord keeps trying to kick you out. Find out how salmonella uses the body’s immune response to transform the inside of your body into someplace liveable….” You’re gonna have to click through to read the Firefly joke in context.

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  1. 1.

    PeakVT

    October 1, 2010 at 10:04 am

    I was wondering the other day, as I watched Serenity for the umpteenth time, exactly how long will Firefly remain a relevant pop-culture reference?

  2. 2.

    John Biles

    October 1, 2010 at 10:26 am

    I visited that observatory in the 70s; it was really incredibly cool to me as a kid.

  3. 3.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    October 1, 2010 at 10:39 am

    That’s sad about the John Hancock tower. When I was in college, I liked looking at that map. I’ve told my kids about it and was hoping to take them there someday. It’s hard to understand Boston’s role in the American Revolution without that map.

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    arguingwithsignposts

    October 1, 2010 at 10:46 am

    The Ellis Island tour has a little diorama that shows the expansion of the island over time. Quite amazing the amount of landfill you’re standing on when you walk on that island.

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    Tom Hilton

    October 1, 2010 at 11:35 am

    @PeakVT: Forever. How can you even ask?

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    Bill White

    October 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    @PeakVT: If only for the word coinage of “frak” and “toasters” Battlestar Galactica will likely remain part of pop culture longer than Firefly.

    And I kinda hope “Colbert” because slang for head or toilet on space ships and that the word lasts for thousands of years.

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    Arclite

    October 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    Kansai international airport is built on an artificial island. Supposedly any sufficiently large earthquake that occurs underneath will send it plunging into the sea…

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