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by John Cole|  October 7, 20106:56 pm| 34 Comments

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Here’s a video of all the animals you folks have helped when you purchased Balloon Juice items from the store:

Remember, the store is always open off to the right there, and all proceeds go to animal rescue!

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  1. 1.

    General Stuck

    October 7, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    Charlie approves. Big paws up!!

  2. 2.

    arguingwithsignposts

    October 7, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Cool video. I will once again put in a request for some swag with some of the rotating tag lines on it. “I personally defeated the Public Option” for instance, or the jackals one.

  3. 3.

    Linda Featheringill

    October 7, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    [Sniff. Blows nose. Wipes eyes.]

    Well, Hell. Maybe there’s hope for humans, after all.

  4. 4.

    Lesley

    October 7, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    Nice.

    I watched from beginning to end and observe the bandanna is such a great addition for the average pet.

    Ok, off to the store.

  5. 5.

    jacy

    October 7, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Here, here. Christmas is coming, time to stock up!

    I can personally attest that the DIAF mug works equally well for both Earl Grey and Grey Goose. And it’s damn heavy, just in case you need to smack somebody with it.

  6. 6.

    jeffreyw

    October 7, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Good spot for a Homer pic.

  7. 7.

    WereBear

    October 7, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    That’s wonderful, I’m all teary.

    On this theme, here’s our recent rescue at 4 weeks old:

    Portrait of the artist as a very young cat.

  8. 8.

    stuckinred

    October 7, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    @jeffreyw: Homer? That looked like a Double!

  9. 9.

    WereBear

    October 7, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    @jeffreyw: I love Homer!

  10. 10.

    asiangrrlMN

    October 7, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Will watch the vid later. My boys love drinking from the DIAF mug.

  11. 11.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 7, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Why is the fucking music always so goddamned macabre? Put some funk behind that shit, we’re celebrating not attending a Lillith Fair concert while bemoaning the death of rain forests and the ever-growing problem of vajazzling!

    Oh, and while we help the four-legged creatures, take a minute this week to remember your local human food shelter and drop off a donation or two. Pretty soon, if the Firebaggers get their way, we’ll soon watch as whatever thread of the social safety net remains is shredded in a gleeful chorus of I TOLD YOU SO’S! when Republicans decide that not only is a minimum wage unconstitutional, so are food stamps, fire protection and actually going out of your way to assist a fellow human who needs it …. just because. We know Jesus would never fucking bend over to help anyone, he was the Jewish Rambo with nitro-tipped spears and a slingshot that never runs out of stones.

  12. 12.

    WereBear

    October 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    A good point made before: give money. Food pantries can get volume discounts. And they know what people need.

    Locally, my friend who volunteers says coffee and cereal are what they constantly run out of.

  13. 13.

    freelancer

    October 7, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    No OT yet, so here goes.

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG

    REEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

    GO! BIG! RED!

  14. 14.

    Kristine

    October 7, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Where are the DIAF mugs?

    I am looking forward to the Rosie Store.

  15. 15.

    stuckinred

    October 7, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    @freelancer: They ain’t lookin all that great so far.

  16. 16.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 7, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Free are you a Nebraska fan or are you itching to get another whuppin’ from the Phightin’s?

  17. 17.

    arguingwithsignposts

    October 7, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Why is the fucking music always so goddamned macabre? Put some funk behind that shit, we’re celebrating not attending a Lillith Fair concert while bemoaning the death of rain forests and the ever-growing problem of vajazzling!

    You sir or madam are my hero. spoken like a true juicebagger.

  18. 18.

    stuckinred

    October 7, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    They look better after that boneheaded call!

  19. 19.

    Angry Black Lady

    October 7, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    This is awesome. I was just thinking about doing something similar once I get my merch up and running.

    Dogs are my kryptonite.

  20. 20.

    stuckinred

    October 7, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    @Angry Black Lady: Can you fly?

  21. 21.

    suzanne

    October 7, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    ***sniffle***

    That wasn’t fair to do to a pregnant lady. Now I’m a friggin’ mess. Thanks a lot.

  22. 22.

    MattR

    October 7, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    False advertising Cole. That’s a slideshow not a video. I was expecting moving pictures of some sort.

  23. 23.

    slag

    October 7, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Sorry, cute little furry things. You’ll get no money from me until after this election.

    Great. Now I feel like a cartoon villain. Refusing to help those in need…

    And I would have gotten away without feeling the least bit bad about it if not for you meddling kids! And that blasted dog! And that other dog! And that other one!

  24. 24.

    jnfr

    October 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    Poor puppies. Lucky puppies. Good work Cole & Juicers.

  25. 25.

    Restrung

    October 7, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    dang, dat John Cole heeza dang desunt fella. I tip my dirty trucker hat ta you, man. And fuck Joe the Plumber with a rusty spoon.

  26. 26.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 7, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    @slag:Did you twist your moustache as you said it?

  27. 27.

    gnomedad

    October 7, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    Oops, I read “Charlie Rangel” for a moment there.

  28. 28.

    slag

    October 7, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I definitely twisted something.

  29. 29.

    Angry Black Lady

    October 7, 2010 at 9:35 pm

    @stuckinred: well, that video ruled.

  30. 30.

    daize

    October 7, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    @WereBear: Oh, dis puddinz is the cutest kitteh!!!

  31. 31.

    daize

    October 7, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    @jeffreyw: What a wonderful photo! Thanks.

  32. 32.

    TooManyJens

    October 7, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    If anyone with the keys to this thing would like to send me a screenshot of https://balloon-juice.com/wp-admin/edit-tags.php?taxonomy=category , I can make that Wordle that I was talking about earlier this year. A few people expressed interest in buying swag with that on it.

  33. 33.

    asiangrrlMN

    October 8, 2010 at 8:07 am

    @jeffreyw: Love that boy hard.

    @WereBear: Tristan is just too adorable!

  34. 34.

    Dog is My Co-Pilot

    October 8, 2010 at 10:18 am

    I can’t find the words to describe how touching that video is. Thank goodness for organizations such as this who help these creatures who can’t help themselves.

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