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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Never in my sweet short life have I felt like this before

Never in my sweet short life have I felt like this before

by DougJ|  November 2, 20102:45 pm| 271 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, We Are All Mayans Now

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Just to keep John’s emo pants on a little longer…this election day is different for me than any of the others I’ve experienced. I know it won’t be good and I know we’ll hear a lot of shit about right-center nations and liberal overreach and (Bobo has already started on this one) Republican humility, but I don’t think it’s clear at all how things will turn out.

Suppose this really is the curb-stomping that the pundits are predicting. I don’t see Obama transitioning to V-Chip-and-school-uniform mode as quickly as Clinton did.  On the other hand, I have nothing against bringing some David Gergen-type douchebag aboard if it gets some good ink from the Village.

On the other hand, suppose Republicans don’t take the House. You know what happens then: endless Fox News stories about how ACORN and the Black Panther Party stole the election, followed by Andy Alexander columns about how the Post should pay more attention to these “stories”, followed by ABC News handing the reins of “This Week” over to Andrew Breitbart.

In the meantime, I’m thinking happy thoughts:

  • Bacon-infused bourbon. (I went to this place last week and I was pleasantly surprised how much everyone there looked like someone you’d meet at the Applebee’s salad bar, despite its being in the East Village  — I was expecting either banksters or too-young people.)
  • Michael Berube lays down some weapons grade snark, blows away many of his commenters.
  • What is your favorite song that involves trains?  I would probably have to go with “Love In Vain”, but there are a lot of other strong candidates.  Why are there so many more good songs involving trains than other forms of travel?
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  1. 1.

    Nikki

    November 2, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Love on a Real Train by Tangerine Dream.

  2. 2.

    Garm

    November 2, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    My favorite train song is “Thank You Lord For Sending Me The F-Train.” by Mike Doughty.

    I don’t know why there are so many good train songs. There are a lot of songs about cars as well, but few about planes. I wonder if it stems from the contemplative nature of travel by train (or car… no one really sings about sitting in traffic).

  3. 3.

    henqiguai

    November 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Dude, you drinkin’ or are you really that to’e up about the potential election outcome ?

    * “Bacon-infused bourbon. (I went to this place last week and I was surprised hot much everyone…”

    Um, that’s “how”.

    * “…blows away many of hit commenters.”

    “His” ?

  4. 4.

    Andy K

    November 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Why are there so many more good songs involving trains than other forms of travel?

    Rhythm, in many cases I suppose.

    Johnny Mercer On The Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe

  5. 5.

    Linda Featheringill

    November 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Train Kept A Rollin

    I like Aerosmith but there are other covers.

  6. 6.

    DougJ

    November 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    @Garm:

    What are the really great car songs? “Racing in the Streets”, “‘Ol 55”, “Fire”, what else?

  7. 7.

    Steve

    November 2, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    Ron Brownstein (h/t Ezra) had some thoughts on the Clinton/Obama comparison. I love Bill Clinton to this day, but Obama’s first two years blow his out of the water.

    On the Sunday before the 1994 Republican landslide, I interviewed President Clinton on a fittingly dank morning in San Francisco. Sitting in the backseat of a surprisingly threadbare presidential limousine, Clinton seemed to physically sag under the weight of the approaching repudiation.
    __
    As we drove through empty streets, Clinton ricocheted between bitter denunciations of “the intense partisanship of the congressional Republican leadership” and rueful second-guessing of his own decisions. Repeatedly, as if fingering worry beads, he returned to the difficulty of maintaining a thread of connection with voters. “You are so far away from folks, and it is so easy in this environment … for them to feel like they are out of touch with you,” he said. Later, he lamented that he had spent so much time trying to pass his legislative agenda that he had failed to think enough about “how we keep the people in the process” and maintain their support for his program. The gloom surrounding him felt as thick as the fog shrouding the skyline.
    __
    When a colleague and I interviewed Obama in the Oval Office last week, he echoed Clinton’s specific point about communication. (Obama argued that the economic crisis he inherited required him to take so many rapid actions that he could not “communicate [my agenda] effectively to the public in any coherent way.”) But in all other respects, Obama struck a conspicuously different tone.
    __
    Where Clinton agonized, Obama analyzed. It was clear that Obama has started to think seriously about how he will navigate a Washington with many more Republicans in it. But nothing about him suggested that he viewed the impending arrival of those Republicans as evidence that he needed to radically rethink his presidency. Obama sounded neither shell-shocked nor defiant. He seemed entirely focused on the practical: where he might work with Republicans, and where he expects confrontation (education, infrastructure, and energy in the first group; taxes, health care, and Social Security in the second).

  8. 8.

    Linda Featheringill

    November 2, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    I also like City of New Orleans, no matter who does it.

  9. 9.

    DougJ

    November 2, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    @henqiguai:

    I always make a lot of typos.

  10. 10.

    KRK

    November 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    City of New Orleans

  11. 11.

    Comrade Luke

    November 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Train in Vein, baby.

  12. 12.

    licensed to kill time

    November 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    I hear that train a’comin
    it’s rollin’ round the bend
    and I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when
    I’m stuck in Folsom Prison
    and time keeps draggin’ on

    Folsom Prison Blues, Johnny Cash

    (you can practically feel the train a’comin :)

  13. 13.

    nevsky42

    November 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Driver 8, take a break, we can’t reach our destination…

  14. 14.

    jinxtigr

    November 2, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    I’ve got no expectations that I can come up with a train song :)

  15. 15.

    henqiguai

    November 2, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    @henqiguai (#3): Can’t edit the damned thing with over three minutes on the clock. Word Press is the evil, illegitimate, and unnatural off-spring of Darth Cheney and and an uncapped toxic waste dump.

  16. 16.

    ChrisB

    November 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Well, I must be part of The Daily Show demographic because I still like “Love Train” by the O’Jays.

    And I’ll join the others in the club car of The City of New Orleans.

  17. 17.

    moe99

    November 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/

    Damn fine listing.

  18. 18.

    mr. whipple

    November 2, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    What is your favorite song that involves trains?

    Mystery Train, version from The Last Waltz with Paul Butterfield. Love in Vain on Get Yer Ya Yas Out is smokin’.

  19. 19.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    @licensed to kill time:
    Lonesome train on a lonesome track
    I’m going away, ain’t coming back
    I’m going somewhere far from my baby
    On a lonesome train, on a lonesome track …

  20. 20.

    Andy K

    November 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    @DougJ:

    Well, the song that a lot of historians consider the first of the rock ‘n’ roll genre is a car song.

    Jackie Brenston & His Delta Cats (featuring Ike Turner)

    Rocket 88

    Note the rhythm- very train-like.

  21. 21.

    flukebucket

    November 2, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    “It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry”

  22. 22.

    henqiguai

    November 2, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    @DougJ (#9):

    I always make a lot of typos.

    You do ? I don’t seem to recall that. Um, and I used to think I had a certain facility with the language, too; uh oh…

    Oh, and that’s the “New Black Panther Party”. There’s a difference.

  23. 23.

    mk3872

    November 2, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    I will predict this: When the Dems regroup in 2011 and call-out the fiscally-irresponsible and dangerous Tea Baggers in the House, the MSM will call Dems “SORE LOSERS“.

    Which is something you would NEVER see or hear George Will or Mark Halperin call the Repubs or John McCain after they threw temper tantrums after their drubbing in 2008.

  24. 24.

    JonathanW

    November 2, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    The first song that popped into my head was Midnight Train to Georgia.

    I used to like Love Train until it got hijacked by Coors Light.

  25. 25.

    Dave

    November 2, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    You know, I have been thinking about what will happen if/when the GOP doesn’t take the Senate and, possibly, the House.

    The overwhelming narrative has been that the GOP will roll to victory. That the voice of the people will be heard!! So what happens if, in their eyes, it isn’t?

    These are the same voters whose candidates talk about “Second Amendment solutions” and say they didn’t bring their guns to DC…this time.

    John thought the Teatards went mental in his epic “peak wingnut” post…and then was proven wrong on almost a daily basis. What happens if they, in their eyes, are “denied” the victory that is supposed to be theirs in 2010?

    That said, the GOP can go fuck themselves.

  26. 26.

    Bruce (formerly Steve S.)

    November 2, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    I thought this was an all Beatles blog?

    One After 909
    Ticket to Ride
    I Should Have Known Better
    Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
    Strawberry Fields Forever

  27. 27.

    Nicole

    November 2, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    I like “Small Favors” by Fountains of Wayne.

    Oh, and “MTA” by the Kingston Trio. Do subway trains count?

  28. 28.

    Zifnab

    November 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    endless Fox News stories about how ACORN and the Black Panther Party stole the election, followed by Andy Alexander columns about how the Post should pay more attention to these “stories”, followed by ABC News handing the reins of “This Week” over to Andrew Breitbart.

    That would be the best of all possible worlds. The media implodes in a shit storm of “We hate colored people” faux scandal and ABC, WaPo, and the rest all take off their masks.

    But I don’t see it happening. We’re going to lose a good Senator in Russ Feingold, maybe another in Patty Murry, and we’re going to lose the House. At this point, it’s just a matter of how badly we lose and if we can move to reclaim it all in ’12.

    So don’t tantalize me with these sugar plum fairies DougJ.

  29. 29.

    BudP

    November 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    This Train
    the Bunny version, the Bob version, or the Wailers version

  30. 30.

    Amir_Khalid

    November 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Train songs?

    Land of Hope and Dreams — Bruce Springsteen
    Canadian Railroad Trilogy — Gordon Lightfoot

  31. 31.

    PeakVT

    November 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Jimi.

    ETA: Station Blues (though I like the NMAS album version better).

  32. 32.

    ts

    November 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    @Linda Featheringill: I’m with ya. Goodman’s original is beautiful and his imagery — “magic carpets made of steel” — still lovely after all these years. (btw, if you like Goodman and/or baseball, it doesn’t get much better than this)

  33. 33.

    Brachiator

    November 2, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    What is your favorite song that involves trains?

    Curtis Mayfield, of course. People Get Ready,

    And for the funk of it, Gap Band, Party Train

  34. 34.

    Andy K

    November 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    ‘King’ Louis Jordan & The Tympany 5

    Choo Choo Ch’Boogie

  35. 35.

    Sentient Puddle

    November 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    Uh…first one that really came to mind was Crazy Train. I know, unoriginal. Though because Driver 8 was mentioned earlier, I’ma go with that.

    On the note of booze, Saint Arnold released their Divine Reserve #10 today. Two sixers should hopefully be enough for watching the returns tonight.

  36. 36.

    The De-Lurker at The Threshold

    November 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    “I Often Dream of Trains” by Robyn Hitchcock
    “Fear of Trains” by The Magnetic Fields

  37. 37.

    Bubblegum Tate

    November 2, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    My birthday was a few days ago, and I got all sorts of great new kitchen gear, turning my kitchen from a sorry display into a properly-equipped cooking area. I’m too busy enjoying the hell out of that–and the fact that my awesome girlfriend had Maryland blue crab overnighted out here to the Bay for my birthday dinner–to be too emopants about the election. Plus, I’m trying to take the sanguine view of things these days.

    Favorite song involving trains: “(It’s Not the Express) It’s the JB’s Monaurail” by the JB’s.

  38. 38.

    RedKitten

    November 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    Definitely “Midnight Train to Georgia”. It’s kind of autobiographical for me.

  39. 39.

    RedKitten

    November 2, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    No love for “Chatanooga Choo-Choo”? :)

  40. 40.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Draw Your Brakes.
    Forward and fiaca
    Menacle and den gosaca….

    Exact riddim’ of a 15 mph goods train….

  41. 41.

    MattR

    November 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Take the A Train?

    Or if we go to the album Billy Breathes by Phish we can listen to “Cars, Trucks and Buses” as well as “Train Song”

  42. 42.

    David Hunt

    November 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    What is your favorite song that involves trains?

    City of New Orleans. The Arlo Guthry version most of all.

  43. 43.

    Kryptik

    November 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Between Midnight Train to Georgia or Long Train Running by Doobie Bros. Kinda having a hard time deciding.

  44. 44.

    Phyllis

    November 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    The greatest train song ever: You Never Even Called Me By My Name.

  45. 45.

    Andy K

    November 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    @RedKitten:

    I was gettin’ there! I’m working backwards from 1945.

  46. 46.

    Maude

    November 2, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    City of New Orleans
    At least, I hope that’s the title.

  47. 47.

    Jacel

    November 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    “Last of the Steam-Powered Trains” — The Kinks (from “The Village Green Preservation Society”)

  48. 48.

    Judas Escargot

    November 2, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    I Often Dream of Trains…, Robyn Hitchcock.

    Spent way too much of my senior year listening to that album.

  49. 49.

    cleek

    November 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    Driver 8 (REM)
    Casey Jones (Dead)
    I Often Dream of Trains (Robyn Hitchcock)
    Train That Carried My Girl From Town (Doc Watson)
    Blue Train (Coltrane)
    The Train Song (Belew)

    Locomotive Breath?

  50. 50.

    geg6

    November 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    @Comrade Luke:

    This.

    (Except it’s “Train in Vain,” sorry to be so anal about that).

    And I’ve always liked “Runaway Train” by Soul Asylum. Always found the lyrics and video to be moving:

    dailymotion.com/video/x20ao1_soul-asylum-runaway-train_people

  51. 51.

    DougJ

    November 2, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    @RedKitten:

    A superstar but she didn’t get far?

  52. 52.

    Sly

    November 2, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    What is your favorite song that involves trains?

    Jethro Tull, Locomotive Breath

  53. 53.

    Sue

    November 2, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    @Phyllis: You beat me to it!
    But really, City of New Orleans.

  54. 54.

    New Yorker

    November 2, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    “Folsom Prison Blues” is the greatest train song ever and it’s already been mentioned above.

    I’m surprised no one has brought up “Downtown Train” by Tom Waits. Yes, the subway counts.

  55. 55.

    Ruckus

    November 2, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Why are there so many more good songs involving trains than other forms of travel?

    Trains rides last longer than planes, they have rhythm and they have private rooms with beds.

  56. 56.

    Andy K

    November 2, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    James Brown

    Night Train

  57. 57.

    El Cid

    November 2, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    If by miraculous surprise the Democrats keep the House, I will likely have to quit my job so as to concentrate on calling right wing talk radio and focus on laughing at them on air.

  58. 58.

    Tax Analyst

    November 2, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Why are there so many more good songs involving trains than other forms of travel?

    I think trains tend to evoke deeper imagery; the sounds, the visuals – particularly that of trains from prior eras, with the curling smoke rising from the engine – the forlorn, distant whistle, the time involved in getting from to your destination while idly peering out the windows at seemingly endless miles of plains until one finally gets a glimpse of distant majestic mountains or a shimmering ocean on the horizon. These things suggest that there is time available for reflection – or in some cases, anticipation. With airplanes things are upon you and then behind you in an instant. With buses the time you might spend reflecting is more often spent wishing you weren’t on a stinking bus, with cars you are too busy driving, so your thoughts are more mixed. And if you are walking, well, if you are walking you are probably wishing you were somehow able to avail yourself of some…ANY of the above alternative modes of transport…because your damned feet hurt and you ain’t getting where you want to go any time soon.

    But that’s all just my opinion, of course…

  59. 59.

    DougJ

    November 2, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    @New Yorker:

    Not even my favorite Tom Waits song that mentions trains. I like “Blind Love” and “Cold Water”.

    Folsom has to be up there, I agree. I remember the first time I ever heard it — he did it on David Letterman — hearing “and I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die”, and getting a tingle up my spine or leg or wherever they go.

  60. 60.

    electricgrendel

    November 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    “You Never Even Call Me By My Name” by David Allan Coe.
    (recitation)
    Well, a good friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song and he told me it was the perfect country and western song. I wrote him back a letter and told him it was not the perfect country and western song because he hadn’t said anything at all about Mama.
    Or trains.
    Or trucks.
    Or prison.
    Or gettin’ drunk!
    Well he sat down and he wrote another verse to the song and after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country and wester song. And I felt obliged to include it on this album. The last verse goes like this here:

    Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out prison.
    And I went to pick her up in the rain
    But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
    She got run over by a damned old train!

  61. 61.

    S. cerevisiae

    November 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    I like Train, Train by Blackfoot even if Ricky Medlock has gone wingnut.

    And I also love Crazy Train – I was lucky enough to see Randy Rhodes two months before he died. An amazing guitarist.

  62. 62.

    EdTheRed

    November 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    Draw Your Brakes by Scotty (from The Harder they Come) is a good one – bonus points for showing up as the title sample for a section of B-Boy Bouillabaisse (EDIT: it’s the “Stop that train, I wanna get off” sample)…and of course, the Dead loved trains:

    Casey Jones (“Driving that train, high on cocaine…”)
    Ballad of Casey Jones (“A mighty man, but he’s dead and gone.” Yeah, cocaine is a hell of a drug.)
    Monkey and the Engineer
    I Know You Rider (“I wish I was a headlight, on a northbound train…”)
    Terrapin Station (“But the train’s put it’s brakes on, and the whistle is screaming…”)
    Tons of Steel
    Caution (Do Not Stop on Tracks)
    He’s Gone (“Like a steam locomotive, rolling down the track…”)
    New Potato Caboose

    Um…I should probably stop typing for awhile now. Also, too, Yes on 19.

  63. 63.

    DougJ

    November 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    @Andy K:

    That’s good too.

    I also loved the Martin Amis book, even though I don’t like Martin Amis that much, and not just because of the insanely hostile Updike review.

  64. 64.

    debit

    November 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Dude, am I the only one who thought of The Ballad of John Henry? Now I feel old.

  65. 65.

    Phlip

    November 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Baby Got Going by Liz Phair

  66. 66.

    Sue

    November 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Will I get thrown out if I mention Last Train to Clarksville?
    Hah, you know it’s going to be in your head the rest of the day.
    I refuse to apologize!

  67. 67.

    baldheadeddork

    November 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Folsom Prison Blues, as already mentioned.

    But what about Steve Goodman’s “You Never Even Called Me By My Name” True, it only has one reference to trains, but it works mama, prison and death into the same line.

  68. 68.

    debit

    November 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    @Sue: I forgive you, but only because I quoted lyrics from Feelings earlier.

  69. 69.

    licensed to kill time

    November 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    @DougJ: “Fuckin’ tingles, how do they work?!”

  70. 70.

    Edtench

    November 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Do you mean the original Robert Johnson “Love in Vain” or the Rolling Stones version? Both are good but I prefer Johnson’s.

    I also like the song “Casey Jones Union Scab,” meaning the old union version not the newer Greatful Dead version.

    I listened to the Who’s 5:15 on the way to work. Great jams.

  71. 71.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    The Orange Blossom Special and the Wabash Cannonball were, IIRC, actual trains as well as musical ones.

  72. 72.

    daveX99

    November 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Train song: Smokestack Lightning… Yardbirds have a great version, of course, but I’m sure there are a ton of different versions.

  73. 73.

    Tax Analyst

    November 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    @jinxtigr:

    I’ve got no expectations that I can come up with a train song :)

    hehe…how evah clevah of you.

  74. 74.

    neill

    November 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    and daddy wont you take me back to Muhlenberg county,
    down by the Green river,
    where Paradise lay…

    well i’m sorry my son,
    but yer too late in askin’ …
    Mr. Peabody’s coal train has hauled it away.

    also (too) “useless desires” and its rusty train.

  75. 75.

    Innocent Bystander

    November 2, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    Waiting For a Train ( Jorma Koukonen’s version on Blue Country Heart)
    Jack Straw (Dead)
    Acheson, Topeka, and the Santa Fe (Jack Teagraden version)

  76. 76.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    @Linda Featheringill: Uh Arrowsmith is totally a cover.

    Johnny Burnette

  77. 77.

    Joe Bauers

    November 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Just got back from doing my civic duty. Of course, voting Dem in Indiana, and specifically in the fourth district, is the very definition of pissing into the wind. Even under the best of circumstances, which this ain’t. But I did it.

    God protect us from the consequences of what our idiot fellow Americans are about to do to us.

  78. 78.

    xian

    November 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    i <3 @cleek:

    Driver 8 (REM)
    Casey Jones (Dead)
    I Often Dream of Trains (Robyn Hitchcock)
    Train That Carried My Girl From Town (Doc Watson)
    Blue Train (Coltrane)
    The Train Song (Belew)
    Locomotive Breath?

    great choices! i’d add

    Blood on the Coal (the Folksmen)

  79. 79.

    New Yorker

    November 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    @EdTheRed:

    Draw Your Brakes by Scotty (from The Harder they Come) is a good one

    Great one. I still have never figured out what he’s saying at the beginning: “forward and fayaka, manaki and then go saka”???

  80. 80.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Hellbound Train Savoy Brown

  81. 81.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    November 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    I’m joining the City of New Orleans chorus, and I also have a soft spot for The Metro by Berlin.

  82. 82.

    cleek

    November 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    Hendrix : Hear My Train a Comin

    i think this kills everything else listed here, or that could be listed here, ever.

  83. 83.

    Eric S.

    November 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    @DougJ: I like all those. Since I was a kid I’ve always liked Chuck Berry’s “County Line.”

  84. 84.

    Andy K

    November 2, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    @Sue:

    Will I get thrown out if I mention Last Train to Clarksville?
    Hah, you know it’s going to be in your head the rest of the day.
    I refuse to apologize!

    Cool by me. It might even keep The Stampeders’ Sweet City Woman (for who-knows-what reason, the default song in my head) from popping up when I’m at work.

    Or not.

  85. 85.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    Chicken Train Ozark Mountain Daredevils

    you can’t get on
    you can’t get off

  86. 86.

    Shalimar

    November 2, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    If Love Was A Train by Michelle Shocked

    But it isn’t really a song about trains, exactly.

  87. 87.

    Matt T.

    November 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    “Wreck of the Old ’97”, particularly Johnny Cash’s live version from the San Quentin album. “City Of New Orleans” has been mentioned and I’ve always favored Willie Nelson’s version. I played in a country covers band a few years ago, and no matter where we played – either for a frat party or for older folks – that song always knocked ’em out.

    Scott Miller (formerly of the V-Roys) has a good tune called “The Amtrak Crescent”, and Todd Snider has a lovely number called “Play A Train Song”.

    Back before he was a Drive-By Trucker, Patterson Hood (along with Mike Cooley) was in a band called Adam’s House Cat that won some sort of unsigned band prize. Part of the prize was a special concert at the venue of the band’s choice in front of some industry bigwigs. Way Patterson tells it, his vision was that train songs were the next big thing, so for the show he wrote an album’s worth of train songs.

    On the day of the big show, there was a big tornado that ripped up Muscle Shoals. The result was almost nobody came to the big gig and the only thing the music industry folks wanted to know was “What was with all the train songs?” Years later, Patterson used that experience and imagery for the song “Tornadoes”, which has the line “it sounded like a train”. It’s on The Dirty South.

  88. 88.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    November 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    I forgot to add Engine Driver by the Decemberists.

    Oh, and ‘pass the paper bag that holds the bottle’…
    we’ll all need it with this election.

  89. 89.

    Bulworth

    November 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    @El Cid: Well, the Republican model, in 1993-1994 and now 2009-2010, is to act like the election before meant nothing and after the election to immediately start yelling and obstructing. It’s worked twice for them. I think it’s a useful model to follow.

  90. 90.

    Beauzeaux

    November 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    “Trains vs Planes” by Human Hands.

    Oh, and “Shuffle Off to Buffalo.” Best version is probably by the Boswell Sisters.

  91. 91.

    RedKitten

    November 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    @DougJ:

    A superstar but she didn’t get far?

    Heh — no, more the “I’d rather be in his world, than be without him in mine.” Why else do you think I’m living in a tiny fishing village?

    It sure as hell isn’t for the shopping.

  92. 92.

    Modulo Myself

    November 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Tom Waits — Train Song.

    DougJ, if you ever get the chance to try another hipster-ish place in the E. Village, try Jimmys 43.

  93. 93.

    EdTheRed

    November 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    @New Yorker:

    Great one. I still have never figured out what he’s saying at the beginning: “forward and fayaka, manaki and then go saka”???

    I know the answer is out there, but it’s always one toke away…

  94. 94.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    My Baby Thinks He’s a Train… and Albert Lee twenty years after Ten Years After.

  95. 95.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Johnny Cash & Friends – Life’s Railway To Heaven

  96. 96.

    BTD

    November 2, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    @Steve:

    Obama not better than Clinton on taxes.

    That was a big effing deal.

    I hope he sticks to his guns on the issue.

    If Obama does that, then his first 2 years will be a huge success imo.

  97. 97.

    Que Sera Sera

    November 2, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Train Running Low on Soul Coal, from XTC’s The Big Express.

  98. 98.

    MaryRC

    November 2, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    I share the love for “City of New Orleans”.

    Some old favorites from my childhood: ” Orange Blossom Special”, “The Ballad of Casey Jones”, “Rock Island Line”, “The Wabash Cannonball”.

    And “I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry” for the first line alone.

  99. 99.

    geg6

    November 2, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    @Sue:

    Hells no! Love me some Monkees (and Boyce and Hart)!

    Take the last train to Clarksville,
    And I’ll meet you at the station.
    You can be be there by four thirty,
    ‘Cause I made your reservation.
    Don’t be slow, oh, no, no, no!
    Oh, no, no, no!

    ‘Cause I’m leavin’ in the morning
    And I must see you again
    We’ll have one more night together
    ‘Til the morning brings my train.
    And I must go, oh, no, no, no!
    Oh, no, no, no!
    And I don’t know if I’m ever coming home.

    Take the last train to Clarksville.
    I’ll be waiting at the station.
    We’ll have time for coffee flavored kisses
    And a bit of conversation.
    Oh… Oh, no, no, no!
    Oh, no, no, no!

    Take the last train to Clarksville,
    Now I must hang up the phone.
    I can’t hear you in this noisy
    Railroad station all alone.
    I’m feelin’ low. Oh, no, no, no!
    Oh, no, no, no!
    And I don’t know if I’m ever coming home.

    Take the last train to Clarksville,
    Take the last train to Clarksville,
    [repeat and fade]

    youtube.com/watch?v=ScXXaBu1Ing

  100. 100.

    Sean

    November 2, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Freight train, freight train, going so fast
    Freight train, freight train, going so fast
    Please don’t tell what train I’m on
    So they won’t know where I’m gone.

    Libba Cotten, 1905

  101. 101.

    Punchy

    November 2, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Sorry Doug, but the “Applebee’s salad bar” schtick is stale and stupid. Can you please fixate on some new (that doesn’t involve “fee-fees” and Sully)?

    Grassyass.

    P

  102. 102.

    jacy

    November 2, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    “Last Train Home” by David Mead

    But now you’re fast asleep
    And I am so alone
    But we’re together on the last train
    All the towns repeating
    Two more stops to go
    We’re together on the last train home

  103. 103.

    stogoe

    November 2, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    No train songs, but did the awfulness of Armageddon finally destroy the song “Leaving on a Jet Plane”?

    Also, such as, I was excited to vote for all my Democratic candidates except my drooling idiot congresspossum. And I still bubbled him in, the bastidge.

  104. 104.

    morzer

    November 2, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Well, if you want songs about trains, I’ll come whistling down your track…. You don’t even need a shovel for the coal just to get me started…

    youtube.com/watch?v=9xyt9gUlrec

  105. 105.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Hugh Masekela Stimela (Coal Train)

    do yourself a favor and listen to him make train sounds!

    There is a train that comes from Namibia and Malawi
    there is a train that comes from Zambia and Zimbabwe,
    There is a train that comes from Angola and Mozambique,
    From Lesotho, from Botswana, from Zwaziland,
    From all the hinterland of Southern and Central Africa.
    This train carries young and old, African men
    Who are conscripted to come and work on contract
    In the golden mineral mines of Johannesburg
    And its surrounding metropolis, sixteen hours or more a day
    For almost no pay.
    Deep, deep, deep down in the belly of the earth
    When they are digging and drilling that shiny mighty evasive stone,
    Or when they dish that mish mesh mush food
    into their iron plates with the iron shank.
    Or when they sit in their stinking, funky, filthy,
    Flea-ridden barracks and hostels.
    They think about the loved ones they may never see again Because they might have already been forcibly removed
    From where they last left them
    Or wantonly murdered in the dead of night
    By roving, marauding gangs of no particular origin,
    We are told. they think about their lands, their herds
    That were taken away from them
    With a gun, bomb, teargas and the cannon.
    And when they hear that Choo-Choo train
    They always curse, curse the coal train,
    The coal train that brought them to Johannesburg.

  106. 106.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Wrong Lee — getting pre-senile… carotids + cheeseburgers + anno domini.

  107. 107.

    cleek

    November 2, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    Do The Locomotion!

  108. 108.

    MikeJ

    November 2, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    White Train by The dBs
    Last Train to Clarksville The Monkees
    Last Train to Regretsville by bunnygrunt
    Train Kept a Rollin’ (Big Star version)
    Ghost Train by Elvis Costello & The Attractions
    Drug Train by The Cramps
    Jumping Someone Else’s Train by Cure
    Death of a Train by Daniel Lanois
    Wagon Train by Difford & Tillbrook
    Train Round the Bend by The Soft Boys or The Velvet Underground
    Last Train by Travis
    Train From Terminal Boredom by Those Bastard Souls
    Runaway Train
    MTrain by Pylon
    Memphis Train Blues by REM
    Train Song by Tom Waits
    Downtown Train by Tom Waits

    About 30 more pop up when I type train into the iTunes find box.

  109. 109.

    Tax Analyst

    November 2, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Well, to go WAY back you could always go with “Chilly Winds” by the Kingston Trio. BTW – I think the Dead kind of stole the lyric from the KT, which originally went, “Wish I was a headlight/on a Westbound train/I’d shine my light on/cool Colorado range/Out where them chilly winds don’t blow/Out where them chilly winds don’t blow”.

    Yeah, it’s sort of a mournful song, but it played true if you listened to it.

    And of course, after leaving the Kingston Trio John Stewart eventually wrote quite a few songs with train references. I always liked “Shackles and Chains”, but I also have quite a fondness for his folkie-psychedelic “Lincoln’s Train” off his first solo album, “Signals Thru The Glass”. It was about the “in the moment” reactions of everyday people who were standing by the railroad tracks to witness and pay homage to the fallen President as the train carrying his body travelled down the tracks taking him “home” for the last time.

  110. 110.

    NickM

    November 2, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    I Often Dream of Trains is my favorite of very many.

    Dems were out in force today at my polling place in the People’s republic of NoVa.

  111. 111.

    Matt T.

    November 2, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Also, “Take The ‘A’ Train” by Duke Ellington.

    “My Baby Thinks (S)He’s A Train” by Asleep At The Wheel and/or Rosanne Cash

    “Waiting For A Train” by Jimmie Rodgers

    And some others I’ll probably think of as the day wears on.

  112. 112.

    cintibud

    November 2, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    A ton of good train songs already mentioned, just let me add two more:

    Downbound Train – Springsteen – too fitting these days

    Everybody loves a train – Los Lobos – funky train rhythm

  113. 113.

    frazamatazzle

    November 2, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Prolly not what you’re looking for thanks to the whole holocaust angle, but “Different Trains” by Steve Reich ought to be on a train song list.

  114. 114.

    Violet

    November 2, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Train song for Teabaggers: “Train, Train, Train…Train of Fools.”

  115. 115.

    morzer

    November 2, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    @cleek:

    Just for you, Cleek.. and may God have mercy on your soul!

    youtube.com/watch?v=TkN4J2l1UaA

  116. 116.

    scandi

    November 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Midnight Train to Georgia. I think it’s the escape fantasy. We’re not crazy about things as they are, but get on a train (plane, car) and you can go off to somewhere better.

  117. 117.

    PonB

    November 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    “Trains” by Porcupine Tree. Try it, you’ll like it…

    – PonB

  118. 118.

    birthmarker

    November 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Planes–Late for the Sky, Jackson Browne

    Trains–You Never Even Called Me By My Name, David Allan Coe

    Automobiles–Ford Econoline, Nanci Griffith

  119. 119.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Cassandra Wilson Last Train To Clarksville

  120. 120.

    New Yorker

    November 2, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    It’s interesting how many of these songs are old blues and country pieces (I just finished listening to “Ridin’ That Midnight Train” by Ralph Stanley). I guess that’s because rock and roll is a product of the automobile era. I’m sure we can find a ton of rock songs about one’s car.

  121. 121.

    monkeyboy

    November 2, 2010 at 3:35 pm

    There are lots of songs about trains, plains, and automobiles (and trucks).

    But what about “ocean liners”? I immediately thought of “Paul Whiteman” and a google search of these two terms turns up Raymond Scott’s Quintette “Reckless Night on Board an Ocean Liner” (april 1937).

    Not that I have ever heard it. Nor can I recall any other songs about ocean liners.

  122. 122.

    Tax Analyst

    November 2, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    @stuckinred:

    Chicken Train Ozark Mountain Daredevils

    you can’t get on
    you can’t get off

    Heh…LOVED the OMD. “Chicken Train” certainly was a trip, wasn’t it?

    OH, and their song, “Walkin’ Down The Road” voicing the fervent wish that, “I shore do hope that choo-choo train runs on time”, since I believe it was eventually gonna carry the fellow back to his mama in that “big, brass bed”.

  123. 123.

    MikeJ

    November 2, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    Groovy Train by the Farm
    Outside The Trains Don’t Run On Time by Gang of Four
    Last Train to Transcentral by The KLF
    Last of the Steam Powered Trains by The Kinks
    The Train Part II (Sir Lucious Left Foot Save The Day) [Ft. Sam Chris] by Big Boi

  124. 124.

    Garm

    November 2, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    @DougJ:

    I don’t know if there are any truly great car songs. I’m sitting here thinking about songs that involve cars but little that could be considered iconic comes to mind.

    Songs that I like that mention cars in some way:

    “White Lexus” – Mike Doughty
    “Rapid Roy” – Jim Croce
    “Satan Is My Motor” and “Going The Distance” – Cake

    and I suppose “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman deserves mention tho’ I’m ambivalent about that song.

  125. 125.

    Peter VE

    November 2, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Mystery Train – Elvis Presley. I think Jon Stewart should have got Yusef Islam and Ozzy to join together in singing Mystery Train.
    Downtown Train – Tom Waits

  126. 126.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    @morzer:

    I am ordinarily a Hugo-Black-style First Amendment absolutist, but that Kylie Minogue video has me challenging some previously long-held convictions about prior restraint.

  127. 127.

    Paris

    November 2, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Train song:

    Driver 8 by REM

    or the version they played when they were in high school.

  128. 128.

    morzer

    November 2, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    @Davis X. Machina:

    Hey, I am just the messenger for the Cleek and Kylie Jihad.

  129. 129.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    November 2, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    @MikeJ:

    I totally forgot about KLF. I love that song!

  130. 130.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    I’m Movin On
    Hank Snow

  131. 131.

    Ailuridae

    November 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    Like many others I am a big fan of Steve Goodman’s City or New Orleans. As a huge country fan I have a problem reconciling the over-glorified karaoke singers like George Strait that receive the majority of the fame and accolades while the actual talent works in relative obscurity.

    As such City Of New Orleans as sung by its author

    That version is off the excellent Easter Tapes album.

  132. 132.

    Dennis SGMM

    November 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    “Panama Limited” by Tom Rush.

    Yahoo News is featuring a piece on the election headed with:
    “Bold Republicans bidding for control in Congress”

    Ah, yes, those Bold Republicans: ties flapping boldly in the breeze as they boldly set out to bring government to a standstill. If pushing ideas that were already past their sell-by date in the Eighties isn’t bold then I’m not an astronaut.

  133. 133.

    jinxtigr

    November 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    @Tax Analyst:

    Yup. Only mention of it and it’s the source for the thread title.

    Mind you, I feel like a chump for saying that with all the millions of great songs being cited in the actual thread :)

  134. 134.

    Andy K

    November 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Okay, I’ve gotta go just a tad bit off topic…

    Just in case Virg Bernero (MI governor’s race) and Pat Miles (MI 3) pull off victories, causing me to spontaneously combust and have a heart attack simultaneously, a last word at BJ to all the lovely progressive women (and DougJ and General Stuck who crack my ass up consistently more than anyone on the internets):

    The Zombies

    I Love You

    :Perhaps someday we shall meet again on distant shores….

  135. 135.

    MikeJ

    November 2, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Other forms of transport:
    Get out of that Spaceship and Fight Like a Man – The Grifters
    Unfunky UFO – Parliament
    Silver Rocket – Sonic Youth

  136. 136.

    Bubblegum Tate

    November 2, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Another favorite song about trains: “The Train Song” by Romanowski. Total feel-good music.

  137. 137.

    EdTheRed

    November 2, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    @monkeyboy:

    There are lots of songs about trains, plains, and automobiles (and trucks).

    But what about “ocean liners”? I immediately thought of “Paul Whiteman” and a google search of these two terms turns up Raymond Scott’s Quintette “Reckless Night on Board an Ocean Liner” (april 1937).

    Not that I have ever heard it. Nor can I recall any other songs about ocean liners.

    Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Fred Locks!

    Dis one, a Rastaman anthem,
    Me haffi lik it back again.
    Dis song, a Rastaman anthem,
    Go run along and tell your friend.

    Seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Yeah, seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    I can see them coming.
    I can see I dreams running.
    I can hear the Elders saying,
    These are the days for which we’ve been praying.

    Seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Yeah, seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    It’s repatriation,
    A Black liberation.
    Yes, the time has come:
    Black Man, we’re going home!

    Seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Yeah, seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.

    Dis song, a Rastaman anthem,
    We haffi lik it back again.
    Dis one, a Rastaman anthem,
    Go run along and tell your friend.

    Coz seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Yeah, seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.

    Marcus Garvey told us
    That freedom is a must.
    He told us that the Black Star Liners
    Are coming one day for us.

    Seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    ..Seven miles of Black Star Liners,
    Seven miles of Black Star Liners,
    Seven miles of Black Star Liners
    Coming, coming, coming, coming
    For I n I, for I n I, for I n I n I.
    Yeah! For I n I n I.

    For Natty Dreadlock, binghi Bongo Man
    ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba standing
    ???????
    I n I.
    Yes, I n I.
    Seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Yeah, seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Yeah, seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.

    I can see them coming.
    I can see I dreams running.
    I can hear the Elders saying,
    These are the days for which we’ve been praying.

    Seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Yeah, seven miles of Black Star Liners coming in the harbour.
    Yeah, seven miles of Black Star Liners,
    Seven miles of Black Star Liners,
    Seven miles of Black Star Liners
    Coming, coming, coming, coming
    Seven miles of Black Star Liners…..

  138. 138.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    @Ailuridae:

    Oh, what a world, and a book, lies inside that song! Of troop trains east and west, and migrants up from the Delta to the cities. What are we, now, if not the sons (and daughters) of Pullman porters, and the sons (and daughers) of engineers…

    It’s like someone gave Walt Whitman a guitar.

  139. 139.

    Felanius Kootea (formerly Salt and freshly ground black people)

    November 2, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    @Steve: You know the more I think about this, the more I feel that a nation of sprinters hired a long-distance runner to lead it. That’s going to involve some adjustment on all sides.

  140. 140.

    Citizen_X

    November 2, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    And y’all call this a political blog. Hmph.

    Keeping up nostalgic
    Want to own tomorrow
    Discipline is his passion
    Now is enough
    Outside the trains don’t run on time
    He believes it’s not coincidence
    He thinks the blood will run them down
    Hold it’s no castle
    It’s once it’s white to run and fetch
    Order his obsession order order
    Discipline is his passion
    Now the stench is done
    Order his obsession
    Now the stench is done
    Outside the trains don’t run on time
    He believes it’s not coincidence
    He thinks the blood will run them down
    Hold it’s no castle
    It’s once it’s white to run and fetch
    Order his obsession
    The trains don’t run on time
    The scoundrel discipline is his passion
    Now stench is done
    Outside the trains don’t run on time

  141. 141.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Tom Rush

    Drivin Wheel

    Well I just came up on the midnight special how about that

  142. 142.

    Brachiator

    November 2, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Why are there so many more good songs involving trains than other forms of travel?

    Lots of great songs about travel, because that’s what’s people do. I suppose that almost all the songs about traveling on horseback or in carriages have fallen by the wayside. One day, songs about riding in the car with the radio on will be quaint antiquities.

    In the meantime, here’s Chuck Berry, riding around in his automobile, cruising and playing the radio, with No Particular Place to Go

    And another train song, Roger Miller’s King of the Road

    A Man of Means by No Means

  143. 143.

    suzanne

    November 2, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Driver 8!

  144. 144.

    Napoleon

    November 2, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Am I the first to mention The Last Train to Clarksville?

  145. 145.

    Dennis SGMM

    November 2, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    @Ailuridae:

    Steve Goodman, Tim Buckley, miss them.

  146. 146.

    LT

    November 2, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    I started a song long ago from the point of view of a train, saying, “No more songs about trains!”

  147. 147.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    @EdTheRed: The legend of the USS Titanic

    Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic
    by Jaime Brockett

    “It was back around the turn of the centuries, back around nineteen hundred & thirteen there was a negro pugilist his name was Jack Johnson. Now old Jack Johnson he was the toughest man in the whole wide world he used walk around whoppin’ people up side the head ‘n makin’ all sorts of money.

    Like I say ol’ Jack Johnson he was a pugilist, he was a pugilist by preference and by profession and one day ol’ Jack came walkin’ on down by the pierside. He’s just walkin on down. His manager come walkin’ on down by the pierside.

    He says “uh, hi, Jack”
    He says “hi manager”
    He says “whatcha doin’?”
    He says “I’m just walkin’ on down by the pierside.”
    He says “what’s up?”
    He says “I gotta gig for ya”
    He says “ya gotta gig for me?”
    He says “that’s right”
    He says “where abouts?”
    He says “over in England”
    He says “hmm… what’m I gonna do over there?”
    He says “well you goin’ up n’ whop this guy up side the head n’ make all sorts of money.”

  148. 148.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    @Brachiator:

    One day, songs about riding in the car with the radio on will be quaint antiquities.

    And, I hope, doctoral dissertations on just where on Route 128 that Stop and Shop was…..Radio on!

  149. 149.

    MikeJ

    November 2, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    I would guess planes are probably the most underrepresented. The best of the songs that do mention them though is without a doubt, The Letter.

  150. 150.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    @Napoleon: nope

  151. 151.

    Matt in HB

    November 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    100 Games of Solitaire by Concrete Blonde

    youtube.com/watch?v=PDWg5yC-_j8

    I got a bag all packed
    I got a ticket for the train
    Mexico to New Orleans and back again
    I got a bottle of tequila baby who needs friends
    I got a bottle of tequila baby who needs friends
    I got a hundred miles of desert
    got a head of fresh air
    and I know 100 games of solitaire

  152. 152.

    Downpuppy

    November 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Jackies Train by Mary Gauthier has the best cow on the tracks, and of course the perfect train rhythm

  153. 153.

    suzanne

    November 2, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    And for automobiles…..”Car Wheels on a Gravel Road” by Lucinda Williams, or “I’m In Love With My Car” by Mike Ness.

  154. 154.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    @MikeJ: Jet Plane, 500 MIles,

    Country Joe, Untitled Protest

    Red and swollen tears tumble from her eyes

    While cold silver birds who came to cruise the skies

    Send death down to bend and twist her tiny hands

    And then proceed to “TARGET B” in keeping with their plans

    Khaki priests of Christendom interpreters of love

    Ride a stone Leviathan across a sea of blood

    And pound their feet into the sand of shores they’ve never seen

    Delegates from the western land to join the death machine

    And we send cars and letters.

    The oxen lie beside the road their bodies baked in mud

    And fat flies chew out their eyes then bathe themselves in blood

    And super heroes fill the skies, tally sheets in hand

    Yes, keeping score in times of war takes a superman

    The junk crawls past hidden death its cargo shakes inside

    And soldier children hold their breath and kill them as they hide

    And those who took so long to learn the subtle ways of death

    Lie and bleed in paddy mud with questions on their breath

    And we send prayerd and praises.

    There’s an airplane song for you!

  155. 155.

    Jewish Steel

    November 2, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    “It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry”

    “Train In Vain” for favorite song without a train.

  156. 156.

    geg6

    November 2, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    @Napoleon:

    Not even close.

  157. 157.

    Tom Hilton

    November 2, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    @licensed to kill time: This. No contest.

  158. 158.

    twiffer

    November 2, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    space truckin’!

    incidently, i have turned my 3yr old son into a deep purple fan. for this, i feel no shame.

  159. 159.

    Death Panel Truck

    November 2, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    @Linda Featheringill: The Jeff Beck-era Yardbirds’ cover is the standard by which all other versions are judged.

    Best train song (by freakin’ far): “Train To Nowhere,” by Savoy Brown, from Blue Matter, 1969. Chris Youlden had the best white-boy blues voice evah.

  160. 160.

    Sentient Puddle

    November 2, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    @Paris:

    or the version they played when they were in high school.

    Wow. That one was impressive, but for some reason, it feels incredibly disconcerting to me to see an insanely young Mike Mills. And a Michael Stipe with long curly hair.

  161. 161.

    Linda Featheringill

    November 2, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    @debit:

    A couple of days ago I heard a Blue Grass version of John Henry. It sounded OLD. Like a folk song [which it is]. Good version. Don’t know who did it.

  162. 162.

    Napoleon

    November 2, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    @stuckinred:

    I went back and looked. Figured I wouldn’t be the first to mention a song as cheesy as that one.

    My vote is City of NO or The Farms’ Groovy Train.

  163. 163.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    @Death Panel Truck: Uh, maybe for some people but

    “Johnny Burnette and the Rock and Roll Trio in 1956, numerous other versions have been recorded. The Trio’s version, considered a rockabilly classic, is an upbeat, high energy version of the original, with lead guitarist Paul Burlison playing what many consider to be the first introduction of the contemporary fuzz tone guitar sound.”

  164. 164.

    Dennis SGMM

    November 2, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    @stuckinred:
    Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I heard this song on an underground radio station back in the late Sixties and I hadn’t been able to find it since.

    To explain, I’m deeply affected by some songs. Lamentably those songs are usually the ones that hurtled into obscurity after a couple of airplays on someone’s 500 Watt campus FM station.

  165. 165.

    chopper

    November 2, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    train in vain
    folsom prison blues
    take the A train
    the sicilain train blues

  166. 166.

    Matt in HB

    November 2, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    @Paris:

    OMG that Driver 8 video made my day.

  167. 167.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    @Napoleon: Yea but check out Cassandra Wilson’s interpretation. She is an insanely wondeful jazz vocalist who got some grief from purists for covering songs like this and Don’t Let it Bring You Down.

  168. 168.

    Bokonon

    November 2, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    In addition to the others, I nominate Vashti Bunyan’s “Train Song.” If you aren’t familiar with it … check it out. Gorgeous, ethereal, haunting 1960’s English folk revival tune about romantic longing.

    “Traveling north, traveling north to find you
    Train wheels beating, the wind in my eyes
    Don’t even know what I’ll see when I find you
    Call out your name love … don’t be surprised

    It’s so many miles and so long since I’ve met you
    Don’t even know what I’ll find when I get to you
    But suddenly now, I know where I belong
    It’s many hundred miles and it won’t be long.”

  169. 169.

    chopper

    November 2, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    also, turn around by they might be giants does have a train in it.

  170. 170.

    wes g

    November 2, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    just throwing it out there:

    Chemical Brothers – Star Guitar. amazing video!
    youtube.com/watch?v=CBgf2ZxIDZk

  171. 171.

    almostaquantum

    November 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Born on a Train by the Magnetic Fields
    The Light at the End of the Tunnel is a Train by Unwound

  172. 172.

    Mwangangi

    November 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Groove Line by Heatwave

  173. 173.

    Alex S.

    November 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Take the A train and Trans-Europe Express

  174. 174.

    chopper

    November 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    also, into you like a train by the psychedelic furs.

  175. 175.

    Pee Wee

    November 2, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Train in Vain, the Clash
    I Often Dream of Trains, Robin Hitchcock

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    Matt in HB

    November 2, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    @Andy K:

    +1 for the hardest working man in showbiz

  177. 177.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    @Dennis SGMM: Country Joe is a pretty powerful dude. He played at the 10th Anniversary of the Wall and seeing him up above the Wall with the 1st Cav color guard actually had me hoping we had made some progress in this country. . .but that was a long time ago.

  178. 178.

    Mako

    November 2, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    What is your favorite song that involves trains? I would probably have to go with “Love In Vain”…

    Too lazy to read all the comments so I’ll just assume – Why do you hate Steve Goodman?

  179. 179.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 2, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    If ‘City of New Orleans’ is America, and the past, then Kraftwerk’s ‘Trans-Europa Express’, even though it’s thirty-some years old, is still Europe, and the future.

  180. 180.

    BGinCHI

    November 2, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    You know who don’t write songs about trains? Europeans.

    Why?

    Because they have actual trains.

  181. 181.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    @Bokonon: Here’s the youtube of it

    reminds me of Fairport Convention, very nice, thanks.

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    Dennis SGMM

    November 2, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    @stuckinred:
    Just to show you how old I am, I met Country Joe when he was living in the Fish House on (I believe it was) Sacramento Street in Berkeley. That was back in the late Sixties when I was hurrying to complete my useless Lit degree before being sucked up into the Draft.

    Country Joe McDonald was one of the most level-headed people whom I ever met.

  183. 183.

    WereBear

    November 2, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Chambers Brothers: Uptown

    I’m going uptown to Harlem
    Gonna let my hair down in Harlem
    If a taxi won’t take me, I’ll catch a train
    I’ll go underground, I’ll get there just the same

  184. 184.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    @Dennis SGMM: Barry Melton, Chicken Hirsch. . .hell yes! I ETS’s in 69.

  185. 185.

    chris

    November 2, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Why are there so many train songs? Because for the first time in history people could just get up and go. So they did and they’re still singing about it.

    Also, Roseanne Cash called J-Bone an asshat on twitter.

    You go, girl!

    youtube.com/watch?v=F-lGqPoSvO4&feature=related

  186. 186.

    Geoduck

    November 2, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Another vote for The Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe

  187. 187.

    Napoleon

    November 2, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    @stuckinred:

    In the last decade or so after I began buying things like the Beatles Anthology where you can really get a feel for how the bare bones of a song (lyrics and cord progression) can be made to sound so many different ways and stylistically completely different I have come to think anyone who criticizes someone for doing a song like that, other then purely on the merits of how it actually turns out, really doesn’t know what they are talking about.

    Listen to all the rockabilly songs Nick Lowe put out. Elvis Costello turned one of them into one of the great power pop songs of all time, maybe as good as any power pop song from the Beatles. Just imagine Lowe’s catalog being played by, say, Weezer or Fountains of Wayne, and the whole catalog would come off completely different.

  188. 188.

    from oberlin

    November 2, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Can’t Stop a Train, The Derailers
    It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry, Bob Dylan
    Texas Eagle, Steve Earle with Del McCoury Band
    ilike.myspacecdn.com/play#Steve+Earle:Texas+Eagle:196267:m22361389

  189. 189.

    trollhattan

    November 2, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    @cintibud:

    Also, too, by Los Lobos: “That Train Don’t Stop Here”
    Wonderful song.

  190. 190.

    Mako

    November 2, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Okay I skimmed the comments, bunch of oldtimers mentioning Kingston Trio and random hipsters with their David Meade and Let Their Be Giants references, but seriously, why do you people hate Soul Train? Not into the stone gas? Racists.

  191. 191.

    Dennis SGMM

    November 2, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    All right, no great car songs?
    Bobby Troup, performing “Route 66” with a spare jazz background, c1964.

  192. 192.

    Calouste

    November 2, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Traintime by Cream (White Room mentions trains as well)
    Trans Europa Express by Kraftwerk

  193. 193.

    trollhattan

    November 2, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    @Napoleon:

    Some of Lowe’s best rockabilly work was in evidence when producing Dave Edmunds’ albums. I was lucky enough to see Rockpile when they toured California. Great, great stuff.

  194. 194.

    slag

    November 2, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    One might think that, after participating in the Rally to Restore Sanity, Huffpo would consider making their front page font a saner size/color. But nope. They went the other way with it. Crazy.

    And yes, this election will likely be a train wreck. At this point, I only hope the train doesn’t get wrecked in my own backyard.

  195. 195.

    Comrade Kevin

    November 2, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Train in Vain was already mentioned, so here’s a few more:

    Nighttime in the Switching Yard – Warren Zevon
    Hot Rails to Hell – Blue Öyster Cult
    Daily City Train – Rancid

  196. 196.

    Montysano

    November 2, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    @Shalimar:

    If Love Was A Train by Michelle Shocked

    Seconded. “Short Sharp Shocked” is a great, great album, and contained another train song as well: Jean Ritchie’s “The L&N Don’t Stop Here Anymore”. This song has been covered many times, but Michelle’s version is the best.

  197. 197.

    DougJ

    November 2, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    It’s also worth asking: why are there so many awful groups that name themselves after something train-related? Train, Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I can’t think of any others, but that’s enough.

  198. 198.

    Ash Can

    November 2, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    For me, first place: City of New Orleans

    Close second: Chattanooga Choo-Choo

    Honorable mention: Last Train Home by Pat Metheny

    And then there’s this little gem. :)

  199. 199.

    graeme

    November 2, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Drug Train by the Cramps! Yes on Prop 19!

  200. 200.

    4tehlulz

    November 2, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    @DougJ: Grand Funk Railroad.

  201. 201.

    R-Jud

    November 2, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    All of my favorites were mentioned except for “Train” by Goldfrapp. Sexxay.

  202. 202.

    Dennis SGMM

    November 2, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Best train lines in a movie:

    Daddy? He ain’t our daddy.

    Hell I ain’t. What’s this Wharvey? You’re McGills.

    Not since you got hit by that train.

    What? I wasn’t hit by a train.

    – Mama says you was hit by a train. – Blooey! Nothin’ left.

    Just a grease spot on the L & N.

    Damn it, I wasn’t hit by any train!

    Transcribed by ear from “Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?”

  203. 203.

    General Stuck

    November 2, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    While this polling number doesn’t necessarily translate to every district nationwide, and is likely fed by already very red states, the overall result answers the question of why dems lose big, IF IN FACT THEY DO.

    The Gallup enthusiasm to vote for repubs this election breaks all records for midterms by a wide margin. Or, Obama and dems have pissed the wingnuts off in a big way. Not that liberals in the dem party are abnormally disappointed causing them to not vote.

  204. 204.

    Mako

    November 2, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    zappinternet.com/video/QeQcLaxSow/www.adnstream.tv

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    beergoggles

    November 2, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    @cleek: Seconded! Especially the Kylie concert version

  206. 206.

    Southern Beale

    November 2, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Breitbard just got canned.

    So, there’s that. I’m avoiding all news coverage. I just can’t handle the farce any more.

  207. 207.

    Stan

    November 2, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    Love like a train: youtube.com/watch?v=2cx2HU7rzWk

  208. 208.

    jrosen

    November 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Is a subway a train? If so, Take the A Train, for sure.

    But I’m not in touch with a lot of the songs mentioned here. I took my first long train ride (coach, all night, from Detroit to Stockbridge MA) when I was 12. In 1952. Do the math.

    I still enjoy trains. I took one from Paris to Caen just last June, and I’ve been on the bullet trains in Japan. You have leg room, you can actually take a nap, get something to eat on a
    long trip, maybe even make an acquaintance, and the sound of the signal bells still has a poetic ring to me. In spite of Samuelson in WaPo, I’d love to see something like that here, especially now that flying in the US is has become only one step ahead above riding in a boxcar, and more crowded. (It’s different, and better, on Air France or Lufthansa.)

  209. 209.

    Dennis SGMM

    November 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    The smell of cheap wine, cigarettes,
    This place is always such a mess.
    Sometimes I think I’d like a new fucking thread.

  210. 210.

    Brachiator

    November 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    @Dennis SGMM:

    All right, no great car songs?

    Too Easy

    Chuck Berry, with the greatest car lyric ever, “as I was motivating over the hill, I saw Maybelline in a Coupe de Ville” in Maybelline

    And The Beach Boys, Little Deuce Coupe

  211. 211.

    Suscon

    November 2, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    A Passage to Bangkok by Rush

  212. 212.

    Mako

    November 2, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    youtube.com/watch?v=r7MiG2fe8lE

  213. 213.

    Ash Can

    November 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    @Southern Beale: LOL! That was a quick stint. Breitbart’s going to be a one-man butthurt festival now, for months.

  214. 214.

    Legalize

    November 2, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    Night Train – Guns N Roses

    My Metro Card – LeTigre

    Downtown Train by the great Mr. Tom Waits (“I had a job; I had a girl”)

    Downbound Train – Springsteen

  215. 215.

    cleek

    November 2, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    @MikeJ:
    submarines.

    besides the yellow one and the one Thomas Dolby was missing, i can’t think of any others.

  216. 216.

    renegademom3

    November 2, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    @Shalimar:

    if love was a train…….i believe i would ride me a slow one.

  217. 217.

    gbear

    November 2, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Well I looked (well, skimmed) over all the comments up to and including 202, but I haven’t seen this one yet:

    Graveyard Train by Creedence Clearwater Revival (from Bayou Country). Sorry if I missed a previous posting.

  218. 218.

    KG

    November 2, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    In no particular order:

    Casey Jones
    City of New Orleans
    Train Kept a-Rollin’
    Folsom Prison Blues

    As for songs about cars: I always like the driving songs by the Beach Boys and Jan & Dean – things like Little Deuce Coup, Little Old Lady from Pasadena, Fun Fun Fun (til her daddy take the T-Bird away). Jim Croce’s Rapid Roy and Chuck Berry’s No Particular Place to Go are also fun. And I can’t turn the radio off if Cake’s The Distance is playing.

  219. 219.

    cleek

    November 2, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Old Crow Medicine Show : New Virgina Creeper

    Chug-along, chug-along, like the old Virginia Creeper,
    Down among the Mountain Laurel, I’m a gonna meetcha,
    Baby stoke my fire,
    So we can make it home tonight!

    A come along, come along, come a right to tha station,
    Slide me up yo ticket baby, climb up on my engine,
    I’ll ride you in my sleeper on the New Virginia Creeper Tonight!

  220. 220.

    Matt in HB

    November 2, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    The Who’s 5:15 is pretty solid as well. Not their best work, but the horns give it a different sound.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR5v4yyPV6Y&feature=related

  221. 221.

    Suscon

    November 2, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    @Dennis SGMM:

    How about Red Barchetta by Rush? or Highway Star by Deep Purple?

  222. 222.

    Legalize

    November 2, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Whoops, it was Springsteen who sang, “I had a job; I had a girl,” not Waits.

    Train song lyric fail.

  223. 223.

    racrecir

    November 2, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Can’t You See – Marshall Tucker Band

    I’m gonna buy me a ticket as far as I can,
    I ain’t never comin’ back
    I’m gonna take me that south-bound,
    All the way to Georgia now,
    ‘Till the train it run out of track

  224. 224.

    MikeJ

    November 2, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    @cleek: Good point, unless you lump them in with non-u-boats.

    The Chills had an album, Submarine Bells, but it had a jellyfish on the cover. Don’t think it was about transport.

    Gram Parsons first band was the International Submarine Band, but no song about subs that I know of.

    Sing for the Submarine by REM from the Accelerate album.

    bonus train song: Subway, Mary Lou Lord.

  225. 225.

    KRK

    November 2, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    I’m sticking with City of New Orleans.
    But I’m surprised no one has mentioned Midnight Special. No CCR fans?

    And I love Johnny Cash’s cover of Down There by the Train.

  226. 226.

    Tax Analyst

    November 2, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    @stuckinred:

    @Dennis SGMM: Barry Melton, Chicken Hirsch. . .hell yes! I ETS’s in 69.

    You folks ever check out Country Joe’s 1970 album, “Hold On, It’s Coming”? It’s a great album. Have the vinyl and parts of it on various cassette tapes, but it took me many years to finally find a CD copy of it.

    He also made an album called “War, War, War” (1971) and its just CJ, his twelve-string and various sounds he could make with pots and pans, clapping his hands and tapping his feet, and whatever else he might find to make appropriate sounds. He puts the WWI poems of Robert W. Service to music. These poems were mostly written during the time Service worked as an ambulance driver for the Canadian Red Cross during that bloody conflict. Its really quite a piece of work.

  227. 227.

    otmar

    November 2, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    I haven’t seen two of my favorite train songs mentioned yet:

    The Nits, “The Train” see youtube.com/watch?v=2IQSl7yU4LE (I saw that one live ages ago when the Nits came to Salzburg)

    The first number from the soundtrack of Jim Jarmusch’s “Dead Man” (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Man_%28soundtrack%29)

  228. 228.

    cleek

    November 2, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Sheena Easton (My Baby Takes) The Morning Train (9 to 5) (!)

  229. 229.

    Throwin Stones

    November 2, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    @EdTheRed:

    more dead:

    Mystery Train
    Tennessee Jed
    They Love Each Other
    New Speedway Boogie

    Me and Bobby McGee (Kristofferson)

  230. 230.

    Steve

    November 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    “MTA” by the Kingston Trio.

  231. 231.

    jibeaux

    November 2, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    City of New Orleans dittoed, and I find it makes a very nice lullaby.

    Also too, “Georgia on a Fast Train”, although nsm about trains.

    And finally, Murry Hammond of the Old 97s has a very nice album, heavy on train and train-feeling songs, called I Don’t Know Where I’m Going But I’m On My Way. Check it out.

  232. 232.

    jibeaux

    November 2, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    @Legalize:

    I had something going mister in this world!

  233. 233.

    Gordon's wife

    November 2, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    @EdTheRed: Doesn’t Scotty want to get ON the train?

  234. 234.

    Polish the Guillotines

    November 2, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Why are there so many more good songs involving trains than other forms of travel?

    Um… because they go into tunnels. (It’s a penis metaphor. No, really.)

    Rock & Roll Train, also too.

  235. 235.

    Bridge

    November 2, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    “Train” by the Blake Babies.

  236. 236.

    jake the snake

    November 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    “Hey Porter”

    Either the Johnny Cash version. (He wrote it about coming home from the military.)
    Or the Ry Cooder version (Sounds like an old bluesman going home to die).

    Hey, porter, hey porter! Would you tell me the time
    How much longer will it be ’til we cross that Mason-Dixon Line
    At daylight will you tell that engineer to slow it down
    Or better still, just stop the train ’cause I want to look around

    Hey, porter, hey porter! What time did you say
    How much longer will it be ’til I can see the light of day
    When we hit Dixie will you tell that engineer to ring his bell
    And ask everybody that ain’t asleep to stand right up and yell

    Hey, porter, hey porter! It’s getting light outside
    This old train is puffin’ smoke and I have to strain my eyes
    But ask that engineer if he will blow his whistle please
    ‘Cause I smell frost on cotton leaves, and I feel that southern breeze

    Hey, porter, hey porter! Please get my bags for me
    I need nobody to tell me now that we’re in Tennessee
    Go tell that engineer to make that lonesome whistle scream
    We’re not so far from home so take it easy on the steam

    Hey, porter, hey porter! Please open up the door
    When they stop this train I’m gonna get off first ’cause I can’t wait no more
    Tell that engineer I say, thanks a lot, and I didn’t mind the fare
    I’m gonna set my feet on southern soil and breathe that southern air

  237. 237.

    Tom

    November 2, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    I will second (or third or fourth?) The Train Kept A-Rollin by The Johnny Burnette Trio.

    Definitely the most rockin’ train song.

  238. 238.

    300baud

    November 2, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    God yes, another vote here for Folsom Prison Blues. In particular the version sung live at Folsom Prison.

  239. 239.

    DanF

    November 2, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    The Rolling Stones’ version of “Love in Vain” was one of the reasons I learned to play guitar.

  240. 240.

    deadrody

    November 2, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    You are absolutely right – Obama will not triangulate as quickly as Clinton – if AT ALL. And he will be that much more unpopular by the time 2012 rolls around.

    If you disagree, name one piece of the Obama agenda that 1) the public wants, or 2) that has a snow ball’s chance in hell of coming out of Congress.

    There is no such thing. Cap and Trade, Card Check, Amnesty, and any thought of the “Fairness Doctrine” are 100% dead in the water.

  241. 241.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    @Tax Analyst: Yup, I had them all. He’s my man!

  242. 242.

    Bokonon

    November 2, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    Tom – whoa! Can’t believe someone else on this thread knows the Johnny Burnette version of “Train Kept a Rollin”.

    Their version is just wicked!

  243. 243.

    Allen

    November 2, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Neil Young’s Southern Pacific, off of his Re-ac-tor album. A lot of Neil fans don’t like that album, but it’s one of my favorites. Regardless of one’s opinion of the rest of the album, Southern Pacific rocks!

  244. 244.

    chopper

    November 2, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    @300baud:

    hey now, the song that really mattered from that record was cocaine blues.

    johnny cash, the original gansta. singin about shooting his girlfriend in the face and running away to mexico, and that was back in 68. rappers these days can eat his dick.

  245. 245.

    MattR

    November 2, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    @deadrody: Why would you want the fairness doctrine reenacted? At best we will end up with 100 new Alan Colmes’s to provide the required balance while giving the right additional ammunition about liberals love of government interference.

  246. 246.

    stuckinred

    November 2, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    @Bokonon: Some of us were around when it came out.

  247. 247.

    matoko_chan

    November 2, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    What is your favorite song that involves trains?

    Spill Canvas– Our Song

  248. 248.

    Draylon Hogg

    November 2, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Waterloo Sunset by The Kinks.

    Down in the Tube Station at Midnight by The Jam

    Container Drivers by The Fall (about shipping container truck drivers rather than trains but does mention them)

  249. 249.

    bartkid

    November 2, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    Bartkid sez,
    C’mon, after 240 comments, no one has come up with King Crimson’s “Doctor Diamond”?

    Fer shame.

    I am the driver of an underground train.
    Lonely nights can’t bother me,
    far away from wind and rain.

  250. 250.

    matoko_chan

    November 2, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    Here is my alltime favorite emo song in Coles honor.
    (not about trains)
    Bloody November.

  251. 251.

    djinn

    November 2, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    Hey! The best train song ever written, “The Wreck of the Old 97” hasn’t yet been mentioned, although a band named after it has.

  252. 252.

    Zuzu's Petals

    November 2, 2010 at 7:04 pm

    Always liked Dylan’s “Slow Train Coming.”

    Fond memories of musician playing/singing “City of New Orleans” in the viewing car as we rode the Southwest Chief through the desert outside Santa Fe.

    Right now I’m riding Amtrak back to Sacto after a day in Berkeley. Gorgeous day, wonderful scenery, easy trip. Can’t wait ’till they have wi-fi so I don’t have to do everything via iPhone (yeah, life is hard).

  253. 253.

    frosty

    November 2, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    @Davis X. Machina: My favorite also, and it works for both genders:

    Asleep at the Wheel: “She’s just like a train, always giving some bum a ride.”

    Roseanne Cash: “He’s just like a train, always giving some tramp a ride.”

  254. 254.

    Mako

    November 2, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    @stuckinred:
    You sound old.
    @KRK:
    Another example of the unknowing whiteness of this blog. Fogerty works for world changing songs visa veee Proud Mary, but Midnight Special is owned by Terry and McGee. Always has been.
    youtube.com/watch?v=-TVjsjqGMf0

  255. 255.

    EIGRP

    November 2, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    For those with kids: Buckwheat Zydeco: Choo Choo Boogalo. It’s a whole CD, with maybe 4 songs about trains.

    Eric

  256. 256.

    EIGRP

    November 2, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Oh, and the Erie Canal song (…16 miles on the Erie Canal. Low bridge, everybody down…) for those in upstate NY

    Eric

  257. 257.

    frosty

    November 2, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    @Garm: No great car songs?

    Start with “Maybelline” by Chuck Berry, seque to the Beach Boys and Jan’n’Dean and finish up with “Born to Run” and “Thunder Road” by the Boss.

  258. 258.

    Kitty_Sanchez

    November 2, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Not really my favorite, but it always makes me giggle when I hear it.

    Train of Consequences – Megadeth

    Some of the lyrics:

    “As for me I hocked my brains
    Packed my bags and headed west
    I hocked my brains —
    Oooh, headed west!

    When riding in the car together, my husband and I have used the phrase “hock your brains” in place of “head west” or “go west” for years. Then we giggle. We’re dorks.

  259. 259.

    Felanius Kootea (formerly Salt and freshly ground black people)

    November 2, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    @stuckinred: I second this one – wondered whether anyone else had heard that. I also like Cassandra Wilson’s cover of “Last Train to Clarksville” just gives it a weight for me that isn’t in the original.

  260. 260.

    Bill Murray

    November 2, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    Curly’s Train by The Connells
    From a Late Night Train by The Blue Nile
    Some of my Best Friends are Trains by The Waterboys
    49 Tons by Fred Eaglesmith
    Day We Caught the Train by Ocena Colour Scene

  261. 261.

    Felanius Kootea (formerly Salt and freshly ground black people)

    November 2, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    I almost forgot Burning Spear’s “We are Going.”

  262. 262.

    Josh

    November 2, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Janis Ian: This Train Still Runs
    Kris Delmhorst: You’re No Train
    Willie McTell: “Travelin’ Blues”
    Josh White: “No. 12 Train”

  263. 263.

    Alan Smithee

    November 2, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Boxcars – Joe Ely

    “Now if you ever heard the whistle on a fast freight train
    Beatin’ out a beautiful tune
    If you ever seen the cold blue railroad tracks
    Shinin’ by the light of the moon
    If you ever heard a locomotive shake the ground
    I know you don’t have to be told
    Why I’m going down to the railroad tracks
    To watch them lonesome boxcars roll…”

    And for good measure: the classic truck song – White Freight Liner Blues by Townes van Zandt.

  264. 264.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    November 2, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Gonna give some plane love here: Chilliwack, Fly at Night and of course Joni Mitchell: Both Side Now not to mention This Flight Tonight, though I’ve always been partial to the Nazareth version.

  265. 265.

    poicephalus

    November 2, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    Mike really ought to get his own blog.

    Oh, yeah. Right.

    C

  266. 266.

    Jason

    November 2, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    Really, no Interstate Love Song?

    Leavin’ on a southern train
    Only yesterday
    You lied
    Promises of what I seem to be
    Only watch the time
    Go by
    All of these things you said to me

  267. 267.

    Mako

    November 2, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    “Train’s hit single “Drops of Jupiter” was the alleged cause of the ugly Christmas Day fight between actor Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller, according to Us Magazine”
    tinyurl.com/27sm3lz

  268. 268.

    Bob In Pacifica

    November 2, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    Night Rally, E. Costello. Don’t think he mentions trains but the implication are the trains going to Auschwitz. Sort of like Amerika tonight.

  269. 269.

    slateman

    November 3, 2010 at 5:25 am

    Southern Railroad Blues
    Railroad Days

    both by Norman Blake

  270. 270.

    Mike

    November 3, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Train song: One Toke Over the Line – Brewer & Shipley

  271. 271.

    LanceThruster

    November 3, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Re: trains – they’ve been around longer, particularly when singer/songwriters could pay tribute to the romance of the rails as a traveling minstrel. It made you worldy in a “Leaving on a Jet Plane”/”How You Gonna Keep Them Down on the Farm” sort of way. You were less provincial by leaving your burg and making it to a population center large enough where everyone didn’t need to know your business.

    Wabash Cannonball
    Orange Blossom Special
    Silver Train
    Rock Island Line
    Big Rock Candy Mountain

    Big Rock Candy Mountain

    On a summer day in the month of May a burly bum came hiking
    Down a shady lane through the sugar cane, he was looking for his liking.
    As he roamed along he sang a song of the land of milk and honey
    Where a bum can stay for many a day, and he won’t need any money

    Oh the buzzin’ of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain,
    At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    There’s a lake of gin we can both jump in, and the handouts grow on bushes
    In the new-mown hay we can sleep all day, and the bars all have free lunches
    Where the mail train stops and there ain’t no cops, and the folks are tender-hearted
    Where you never change your socks and you never throw rocks,
    And your hair is never parted

    Oh the buzzin’ of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain,
    At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    Oh, a farmer and his son, they were on the run, to the hay field they were bounding
    Said the bum to the son, “Why don’t you come to the big rock candy mountains?”
    So the very next day they hiked away, the mileposts they were counting
    But they never arrived at the lemonade tide, on the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    Oh the buzzin’ of the bees in the cigarette trees near the soda water fountain,
    At the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fires were burning,
    Down the track came a hobo hiking, and he said “Boys, I’m not turning.”
    “I’m heading for a land that’s far away beside the crystal fountains;”
    “So come with me, we’ll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains.”

    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there’s a land that’s fair and bright,
    The handouts grow on bushes and you sleep out every night
    Where the boxcars all are empty and the sun shines every day
    On the birds and the bees and the cigarete trees,
    The lemonade springs where the bluebird sings
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, all the cops have wooden legs
    And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
    The farmer’s trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay
    Oh I’m bound to go where there ain’t no snow
    Where the rain don’t fall, the wind don’t blow
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks
    And little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks
    The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind
    There’s a lake of stew and of whiskey too
    And you can paddle all around ’em in a big canoe
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin,
    And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in
    There ain’t no short-handled shovels, no axes, saws or picks,
    I’m a-goin’ to stay where you sleep all day
    Where they hung the jerk that invented work
    In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

    I’ll see you all this comin’ fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains!

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