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by John Cole|  November 5, 20107:39 pm| 57 Comments

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Man, I am just worn down by my trip. It was nice getting home and receiving a warm (and wet) greeting from Lily and Rosie, but I’m just super tired from everything.

Tonight might be a pretty good hot chocolate and Psych re-run night.

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  1. 1.

    Max Power

    November 5, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    hot chocolate and Psych re-run night

    Is that the new MSNBC primetime lineup?

  2. 2.

    Dreggas

    November 5, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    you need to check out the walking dead on AMC, it’s on sunday at 10.

  3. 3.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    November 5, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    Going to watch the new version of Sherlock Holmes on the PBS website. Sounds interesting.

  4. 4.

    Dreggas

    November 5, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    even more fun looks like Ron Paul is going to be in charge of fed oversight

  5. 5.

    JPL

    November 5, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    To brighten your day I’m reposting an email I got earlier?

    > Did you know that:
    >
    > The words “race car” spelled backwards still spells “race car”?
    >
    > “Eat” is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the
    > last, spells its past tense, “ate”?
    >
    > And if you rearrange the letters in “so-called Tea Party Republicans,” and
    > add just a few more letters, it spells: “Shut the f**k up, you freeloading,
    > progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent, hypocritical
    > douche bags, and deal with the fact that our president is black and that you
    > nearly wrecked the country under Bush.”
    >
    > Isn’t that interesting?

  6. 6.

    Comrade Mary

    November 5, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    I just made a metric ton of Jamaican patties and a huge dish of lasagna. I really should work on those pear pastries, too, but I’m just going to plead carb overload.

  7. 7.

    demkat620

    November 5, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    I got my calendar today!

    My Jack is in October and November. It is really nice. You and Laura W did a really good job.

    Thanks to you both!

  8. 8.

    gbear

    November 5, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    Did the dogs pee on you?

  9. 9.

    Tattoosydney

    November 5, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Ohthankgodanopenthread.

  10. 10.

    Comrade Mary

    November 5, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    But how did Tunch welcome you back? Does simply not eating you count as love?

  11. 11.

    Max Power

    November 5, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    The main usefulness of the stupid rule Keith Olbermann apparently contravened is as a tactical countermeasure designed to stun liberals.

    They are reduced to starting their defense with “Well, he did break the rules, it’s true. It was a breach of contract. Very regrettable, unfortunate, he shouldn’t have done that, he was stupid, I acknowledge it was dumb, two dumbs don’t make a right…”

    “…but, I say he’s exactly the same as Fox News, and they’re still on the air.”

  12. 12.

    beltane

    November 5, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Peak wingnut may be an impossibility but I feel like we’ve stepped into the wingularity.

  13. 13.

    Calming Influence

    November 5, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    “The Good Guys” with Bradley Whitford and Colin Hanks is really starting to grow on me.

  14. 14.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    November 5, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Wait!! I thought you said you were going to be gone two weeks.

  15. 15.

    beltane

    November 5, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Howard Dean is back in the news. He’s back in Vermont acting as chair of Gov-elect Peter Shumlin’s transition committee. Can’t say I mind one bit, as Dean himself was a very effective governor.

  16. 16.

    Tattoosydney

    November 5, 2010 at 8:01 pm

    Clap your hands (live) – Sia (Silly intro ends at 1.20)

    Clap your hands (Folk Flamenco cover) – Old Man River

    Romeo and Juliet – Lisa Mitchell

  17. 17.

    JPL

    November 5, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    How did the pups do while you were gone?

  18. 18.

    ruemara

    November 5, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    @Dreggas:

    These people are a bombshell a minute.

    @Comrade Mary:

    My share of the patties can be sent to Rue Mara 332 Intertubes Way. Please be sure to add the coco bread and ginger beer.

  19. 19.

    General Stuck

    November 5, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    Yesterday finished restoring the old kitchen table I found out by the dumpster.

    With a little Doggie to highlight

  20. 20.

    birthmarker

    November 5, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    @General Stuck: Awesome! The table and the doggie!

  21. 21.

    Comrade Mary

    November 5, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    @ruemara: I’m afraid this batch of patties is reserved for the lovely guy coming over with the chain whip tonight, but I’ll be prepared for the next batch.

    Also, I am way late to start soaking my fruit for black cake this Christmas, but even 5-6 weeks should be worth something.

  22. 22.

    Dennis SGMM

    November 5, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    @General Stuck:
    Beauty! Rescuing furniture is amazingly satisfying. I can’t believe some of the the things that people throw away for the lack of knowing how to use a piece of sandpaper.

  23. 23.

    Tattoosydney

    November 5, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    I’m on an Aussie kick apparently.

    Under the Milky Way – Josh Pike

    Holy Grail – Hunters and Collectors

    Great Southern Land – Icehouse

  24. 24.

    Steeplejack

    November 5, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    @Calming Influence:

    Finally! I’ve been pimpin’ it from the start. And the writing has been improving by leaps and bounds.

  25. 25.

    jl

    November 5, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    @Max Power: Ha ha. they didn’t get me. I said ‘if KO did not fallow the rules’. News developments over the last few hours suggest to me that there are no rules other than what ahole idiotic MSMBC executives say are the rules from one minute to the next, in an amazingly brilliant attempt to humiliate themselves in public.

    Jeebus, what craven asses. As a commenter on another thread said, this circus is shithead money brutes panicking over election results. Teabagger is in, liberals (progressive, whatever you call them are out). I guess in order to appeal to the new wave, the execs think acting like brutal arrogant nincompoops will endear them to the Tea Peoples.

  26. 26.

    General Stuck

    November 5, 2010 at 8:17 pm

    @Dennis SGMM:
    @birthmarker:

    Thanks! it was a mess being left out during some heavy rains, and yes, I couldn’t believe someone would throw it away.

  27. 27.

    Uncle Clarence Thomas

    November 5, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    .
    .
    I don’t understand why we’re 26 posts into an open thread and no balloonbagger has got their delightfully center-right hate on for Jane Hamsher.
    .
    .

  28. 28.

    eastriver

    November 5, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    Bitch, bitch, bitch.

    Mister John (lump of) Cole (in my stocking)

    God, take some psychotropic drugs and cheer the fuh-huh-huck up.

    You’re buzz-killing the ENTIRE INTERNET.

  29. 29.

    Max Power

    November 5, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    There is this:

    http://act.boldprogressives.org/sign/petition_olbermann

  30. 30.

    KDP

    November 5, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Happy, happy! Joy, joy!!

    My Balloon-Juice calendars arrived this afternoon. My boy, Shadow, looks just lovely on July and September. I am going to enjoy looking at everyone else’s pets during the course of the next year.

    Thanks to the designers and organizers who put this project together!!!!

  31. 31.

    gbear

    November 5, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    @Uncle Clarence Thomas: We’re mellow now.

  32. 32.

    eastriver

    November 5, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    see, look at that KDP kid. He’s chipping handfuls of Zoloft. The glass just isn’t half-full, but — GODDAMN! — that’s one byoooooteeeeful glass.

  33. 33.

    General Stuck

    November 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    @Uncle Clarence Thomas:

    dude, the matrix has changed, and the Jane Hamshers of the Internet are no longer with mojo. If that is the correct term.

    I haven’t figured out precisely why just yet, but firebagging seems so yesterday, as does responding to it.

  34. 34.

    gbear

    November 5, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    @KDP: My Josie is the tort on a grey blanket in February, and my Halley is the tort on a stairway in June.

  35. 35.

    arguingwithsignposts

    November 5, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    @General Stuck:
    Until Cenk gets his new gig replacing olbermann.

  36. 36.

    lamh34

    November 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Okay,

    today is my birthday, so I’m gonna be changing my “name” to reflect that.

    FYI, I guess I’m the commenter formerly known as lamh32…

  37. 37.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 5, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    @Tattoosydney: I’ve never met anyone else who knew who Hunters and Collectors were! Are they big in Oz? I saw them open for Midnight Oil in Connecticut in, I think, 1989. (And I love The Church’s _Starfish_ album, though I didn’t keep up after that.)

  38. 38.

    Svensker

    November 5, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    @General Stuck:

    Charlie is so cute. Also, too, table is nice. More piccies of doggie please?

  39. 39.

    Tattoosydney

    November 5, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    @The Grand Panjandrum:

    Sherlock Holmes

    It’s very good. Great acting, very funny, highly suspenseful, and a very faithful portrayal of Holmes as a 21st century sociopath/asperger’s/pick your psychosis and a slightly bewildered but in no way doddering Watson. Light as a feather in parts, but a ripping night out.

  40. 40.

    Mnemosyne

    November 5, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    @Tattoosydney:

    So far I’ve only seen the second episode, but I thought it was pretty good, barring some Stupid Screenwriter Tricks. (Really? We’re supposed to believe that Watson — a ex-soldier who saw action in Afghanistan — would just aimlessly wander away from the person he was supposed to be protecting? WTF?) The two leads are really well-cast — as soon I heard Martin Freeman was going to be Watson, I was like, “Yeah, I could see that!”

  41. 41.

    Calming Influence

    November 5, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    @General Stuck: Nicely done! I like the dark finish – what did you use, and what do the legs look like?

  42. 42.

    Tattoosydney

    November 5, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    I’ve never met anyone else who knew who Hunters and Collectors were! Are they big in Oz?

    They certainly were/are. There are a few songs which are integral to the childhood/young adulthood of almost every Aussie below the age of 40…

    “Throw your arms around me” is generally sung drunk, and “Holy Grail” is the unofficial anthem of the AFL.

  43. 43.

    Calming Influence

    November 5, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    @Steeplejack: The writing is sharp, and like the best comedic actors, Bradley Whitford doesn’t worry about letting it all hang out. His character is the perfect blend of every old-school cop cliche.

  44. 44.

    Maody

    November 5, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Hello Kitty

    kitteh ping pong
    and

    so many beautiful kittehs

  45. 45.

    MikeJ

    November 5, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    @Calming Influence: Unless it’s gotten better, he’s not a very sympathetic character. I watched the first two eps and he was just too fucking stupid.

  46. 46.

    Tattoosydney

    November 5, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    So far I’ve only seen the second episode, but I thought it was pretty good, barring some Stupid Screenwriter Tricks.

    There were a few of those, yes, but the characterisation and slightly frenetic editing just swept me on past that for the most part.

    The two leads are really well-cast—as soon I heard Martin Freeman was going to be Watson, I was like, “Yeah, I could see that!”

    Mmmm. Cute Watson.

  47. 47.

    General Stuck

    November 5, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    @Calming Influence:

    You can see the finished legs here. I just sanded it really well, and used a stripper in spots, couple of coats of Walnut stain, and three coats of Tung Oil.

  48. 48.

    Annie

    November 5, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    @General Stuck:

    Absolutely beautiful table. Well done. And, Charlie is as adorable as ever. Love the photo :)

    My adorable little darling kitty is doing better, I think, with her hyperthyroidism. Got the cream from the vet, and so far I am hitting about 75% getting it in her ear — got her head twice and her butt once. She is a smart one. Somehow she knows the difference between my approaching her for kisses and approaching her to squirt her ear.

    To get back at me she has decided that she will only eat from my hand. Yuk. Wet cat food in my hand. My hand stinks, even though I am using dish soap to wash. But, she seems happy — a small price to pay for love!

  49. 49.

    General Stuck

    November 5, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    @Annie:

    My adorable little darling kitty is doing better,

    That’s great news Annie. Cats are finicky sometimes. :)

  50. 50.

    hamletta

    November 5, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    @Annie: Try cut lemon. Worked for Susan Sarandon in Atlantic City.

  51. 51.

    Anne Laurie

    November 5, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    @Tattoosydney: I was gonna say, “What, no Kerli?” — but apparently the person who told me she was Australian was, um, geographically challenged. Good theme song for Michele Bachman’s next campaign, tho:

  52. 52.

    Anne Laurie

    November 5, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    @lamh34: Happy birthday, fellow Scorpio! For what consolation it’s worth, you could be my kid…

  53. 53.

    Annie

    November 5, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    @hamletta:

    Thanks. I will try. Actually Susan and I have a lot in common — except for the fact that I am 5 feet tall, have a far more limited figure, and haven’t made a movie except for one video in graduate school that hopefully has been destroyed. :)

  54. 54.

    PurpleGirl

    November 5, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    @JPL: Yes, very interesting. And funny. Thanks for posting it.

  55. 55.

    Tim

    November 5, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Has Rosie not caught on that you are about to farm her out?

    For shame…

  56. 56.

    KDP

    November 5, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    @lamh34: Happy birthday! You share the day with Gary Farber of Amygdala. I hope your has been pleasant, fun, and a day that you will look back on with pleasure.

  57. 57.

    Yutsano

    November 5, 2010 at 11:50 pm

    @Anne Laurie: BJ Scorpios of the world unite! FH #1 is also of the scorpion persuasion FWIW.

    @Tattoosydney: Hmm…I may haz to Google now…

    Yesh, he is rather on the adorable side I must say.

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