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Another Steelers Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 8, 20109:40 pm| 65 Comments

This post is in: Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue

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Posting may be light over the next few days, as I am busy seeing whether or not I can fit into an old Dermontti Dawson jersey and can play O-line for the Steelers.

BTW- can you funnel tequila?

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  1. 1.

    Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle

    November 8, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    They are sure called the Bungles for a reason!!

  2. 2.

    Mike Kay (Team America)

    November 8, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    can you funnel tequila?

    I bet Roethlisberger can.

  3. 3.

    russell

    November 8, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    BTW- can you funnel tequila?

    Yes, once.

  4. 4.

    Jager

    November 8, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    I was struggling yesterday to get into my old Pats jersey with Steve Nelson on the back…

  5. 5.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 8, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    BTW- can you funnel tequila?

    Yes, can you?

  6. 6.

    KCinDC

    November 8, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Are we sure the “verified” Luke Russert account on Twitter isn’t a parody? I mean, first, it has a picture of a 15-year-old kid for the icon, and then it says things like this:

    Matt Lauer did a tremendous job interviewing President Bush. His work will give future generations insight into the man behind 2001-2009.

  7. 7.

    Angry Black Lady

    November 8, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    BTW- can you funnel tequila?

    you can, but don’t expect it to funnel you back. it’s selfish.

  8. 8.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 8, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    @Angry Black Lady: Thread’s over. You win.

  9. 9.

    John O

    November 8, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    I have no dog in this hunt emotionally, except that if Cinci covers (4.5) I win my pool this week.

    No offense, John. On balance, I like the Steelers better, but the money would be nice.

    Cracks me up that you’re worried, though.

  10. 10.

    Midnight Marauder

    November 8, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    BTW- can you funnel tequila?

    The question isn’t whether you can, but whether you should. And as someone who has witnessed it firsthand, I think you care about yourself a smidgen enough to not make that happen.

    Just a smidgen, though.

    +6

  11. 11.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    @Midnight Marauder: What you should most definitely not do is funnel grain alcohol.

  12. 12.

    Steeplejack

    November 8, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    So, what, we’re all moving over here? Let me go downstairs and get my drink.

    Gotta watch Castle live now, because the DVR is recording that and siphoning up TCM goodness with the other tuner.

  13. 13.

    JGabriel

    November 8, 2010 at 10:07 pm

    John Cole:

    BTW- can you funnel tequila?

    Only after you’ve swallowed the worm. Funneling can lead to choking if the worm is still in the bottle.

    .

  14. 14.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    @MattR: Why ever not?

  15. 15.

    Tom Levenson

    November 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    @Angry Black Lady: Ahh, but mezcal. Mezcal gives as much as it receives…only you best be prepared for its gifts.

    (Backstory: I had a friend in a geology dept. Rocks folks party hard. When anyone got tenure, the party game was to do shots of mezcal and make the tenuree eat the worm. The more you liked the prof, the more worms you made him/her eat.

    My bud was really popular — and the party was at my house. I have never suffered so much. And the fucking 5th Panzer division had passed through my home somehow while I was passed out. Good times.

    My friend, by the way, did not surface till well past noon. His hangover lasted three days.)

  16. 16.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It makes you Republican.

  17. 17.

    Davis X. Machina

    November 8, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    The LD50 of cheap tequila is….

    I wouldn’t move in this direction without the data.

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 8, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    @MattR: Okay then.

  19. 19.

    Larkspur

    November 8, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    I know this Roethlisberger fellow is a man of no convictions, but is it okay if I find him loathsome despite his athletic talents? I propose no course of action; I ask only if the thinking of bad thoughts is considered by all of y’all to be within normalish limits.

    By the way, I wish everyone good luck on their various wagers. I don’t bet on stuff. Don’t know why, just never have.

  20. 20.

    JenJen

    November 8, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Well, i feel like I funneled tequila. A 53 yard field goal? Are you kidding me?

    Oh well. Still having a blast here and MNF is fun regardless. My first ever MNF in fact!

    JenJen + lost track

  21. 21.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 8, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    Good things the Bungles showed up and not the Bengals or Cole would be dead to the world right now. I can haz Tunchie pix, plz? kthxbai.

    P.S. Did you and JenJen bet this year?

  22. 22.

    Mike Kay (Team America)

    November 8, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    I think this would be an appropriate time to bow our heads and ask God to cover the “over” in the Steelers games.

    I’m tithing, Lord, so when I win, the whole flock wins!

  23. 23.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    Anti-gay stalker asshat Andrew Shirvell was fired from his position as a Michigan assitant attorney general.

  24. 24.

    Larkspur

    November 8, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Alas, there is no GameCast for Castle, or else it would be, I guess, a GameCastle. Oh, I love me some Nathan Fillion. Time to exit the intertubez and break out the Firefly DVDs.

  25. 25.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 8, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    @MattR: Fuck, yeah! ::Terrorist fist jab in the air::

  26. 26.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 10:25 pm

    @Mike Kay (Team America): Sorry. He’s still busy explaining to me how He allowed the Browns to knock me out of my survivor pool yesterday.

  27. 27.

    Steeplejack

    November 8, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    @Mike Kay (Team America):

    “Hear us, O Lord, from Thy hallowed sports book . . .”

  28. 28.

    Angry Black Lady

    November 8, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: sweet sassy molassy!

  29. 29.

    General Stuck

    November 8, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    Not enough music posted lately

    here is a tune from Winterpills – Threshing Machine

  30. 30.

    Steeplejack

    November 8, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    Ooh! Might come back to the game in a minute or two. Traffic in Souls (1913) is ending on TCM–“White slavers kidnap women from various walks of life” (didn’t want to miss that!)–so I can let Castle continue to record and come back to the game on the other tuner.

    . . . D’oh! Scratch that. I’m also recording the next thing on TCM.

  31. 31.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 8, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    @Angry Black Lady: I don’t know what that means.

  32. 32.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 8, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    Um, call me unimpressed. This article showed up on Yahoo! Headlines. They were impressed. I was not. I did not know the category, and I got the answer (scout’s honor) without watching the video (which wasn’t working for me). I’ve solved puzzles with no letters showing before. My mom says I should go on the show, but Pat Sajak gives me the heebie jeebies. I just know I would wig out and start beating the shit out of him when he tried to hug me.

  33. 33.

    2liberal again now that the UDFA is benched

    November 8, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Posting may be light over the next few days, as I am busy seeing whether or not I can fit into an old Dermontti Dawson jersey and can play O-line for the Steelers.

    Cheer up! At least you aren’t a Patriots and Cardinals fan like me! Also too, if the Steelers lose I will buy a pet calendar so that should ease your pain.

  34. 34.

    J. Michael Neal

    November 8, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Jaworski: “You can not play dumb football.”

    Sorry, Jaws, you most certainly can play dumb football. Maybe you shouldn’t, but as a Lions’ fan, let me testify that you most assuredly can play dumb football.

  35. 35.

    James K. Polk, Esq.

    November 8, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    @Midnight Marauder: Sorry about them Rockets. At least you guys got the win last night.

  36. 36.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    @asiangrrlMN: Geez. They act all suprised that people don’t often solve the puzzle after only one letter. But if you know the answer wouldn’t you generally want to keep going and accumulate more money? Dumbasses.

  37. 37.

    J. Michael Neal

    November 8, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    Randle El is a hell of a fun player to watch.

  38. 38.

    J. Michael Neal

    November 8, 2010 at 11:02 pm

    @MattR: If you kept going, you’d just be another person that won a bunch of money on the show. By answering after one letter, you’re famous.

  39. 39.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    @J. Michael Neal: Good point, although in her case I think it was the $6500 Caribbean vacation that came with solving the puzzle that motivated her. (And I just saw she is from the next county over in Jersey)

  40. 40.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 8, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    @MattR: Agreed. I was thinking that as well. But, yes, she did win a trip, so there is that. I also scream at the people who know what the answer is and waste a high number value on a letter that only appears once in the puzzle (when they KNOW another letter appears eleven-billionty times).

    I watch with the mute and I fast-forward through everything but the puzzles. Once I solve them, I fast-forward to the next puzzle. I can watch one episode in five minutes.

    Plus, I hate most of the contestants, so I usually root for the wheel.

  41. 41.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Conan’s been pretty funny. So far I am enjoying his second annual first episode.

  42. 42.

    KCinDC

    November 8, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    Wait, Rick Perry has an autobiography called “F’ed Up”?

  43. 43.

    JenJen

    November 8, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    Woooooohoooooo Bengals!!!

    OMG this is so much fun.

  44. 44.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    Wow did Troy Polomalu get crushed.

    @asiangrrlMN: How did you allow Tunch to be put at risk like that last year?

  45. 45.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 8, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    @JenJen: So, did you and Cole bet this year?

    ETA: And, the most important thing about Hines Ward–he’s cute!

  46. 46.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 8, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    @MattR: I know! What was I thinking? Although, the ‘shopped pic did turn out pretty cute.

    And, has anyone checked on Cole? Should we be worried about him at this point?

    @Steeplejack: Neither is their inability to stop the Bengals from scoring, apparently.

  47. 47.

    Steeplejack

    November 8, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    Wow, the game has tightened up. Missing that field goal didn’t help the Stillers. (Master of the bleedingly obvious here.)

  48. 48.

    MattR

    November 8, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    Steelers are gonna win 30-28 27-21.

    See told ya :)

  49. 49.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 8, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    “I don’t want to say the season comes down to this pass…”, but it does, Tirico. SAY it, for god’s sake, man! “…but it’s pretty darn close.” Ugh.

    Boy that game was close. Cole! Are you still with us?

  50. 50.

    JenJen

    November 8, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    @asiangrrlMN Typing from my phone and i’m half-crocked, but if memory serves the tradition is that we bet on the 2nd game. He’ll put his money where his Tunch is then I’m hoping!

    Oh well, my Bengals made it exciting there at the end. Pfffft. Sure was a good time though.

    JenJen +don’t worry, i have a ride home

  51. 51.

    Poopyman

    November 8, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    Jeebus Mary and Joseph! How many ways can the Stillers find to lose a ballgame, and the Bungles still managed to out-lose them.

  52. 52.

    asiangrrlMN

    November 8, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    @JenJen: Glad you had a good time and that you have a ride home. Be safe!

  53. 53.

    Midnight Marauder

    November 8, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    @James K. Polk, Esq.:

    Sorry about them Rockets. At least you guys got the win last night.

    Yeah, it feels good to taste victory for the first time all season. I am really just kind of pretending that the Rockets are still playing preseason basketball right now and none of these losses count. Mainly, I am just basking in the awesomeness that is Luis Scola.

    +8

  54. 54.

    Ron

    November 9, 2010 at 12:42 am

    That was just way too close for comfort, though I still wonder about the pass interference call that got the Bengals to 1st and goal for their last TD. They didn’t show a good shot of it, but it more or less looked like they were jockeying for position and he didn’t get his hand on him til after the ball got there.
    In general, I hate the P.I. flags 30 seconds after the play is over. That just feels like it’s letting the wide receiver lobby for a flag and giving in.

  55. 55.

    themann1086

    November 9, 2010 at 12:46 am

    Grats to the Steelers, fun ending!

    OT (can you be offtopic in an open thread?): the White House “opposes any effort to strip DADT repeal from the NDAA“. I’m sure this is further evidence of Obama’s betrayal.

  56. 56.

    Angry Black Lady

    November 9, 2010 at 1:01 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: i don’t either. my brain is a house of horrors! :D

  57. 57.

    Angry Black Lady

    November 9, 2010 at 1:02 am

    @Tom Levenson: who knew MIT rocked the party like that?! (well, you did. and a bunch of other people, i reckon. but still!)

  58. 58.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 9, 2010 at 1:17 am

    @Angry Black Lady: The only time I ever heard anyone say “Sweet sassy molassy” was in a SNL spoof of SportsCenter. Ray Romano was a guy at the desk for the first time, trying to outdo Stuart Scott (played by Finesse Mitchell) at coining meaningless catchphrases. (He also at one point said “You’re not gonna pay a lot for THIS muffler!”) It wouldn’t make anyone’s SNL highlight reel, but it’s _totally_ stuck in my mind, and I’ll probably be saying it just before they lead me off to the Soylent Green mills.

  59. 59.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 9, 2010 at 1:18 am

    @themann1086: Too little too late! I will NOT go to the back of the bus! Shut down the GayTM! McClurkin! Sweet sassy molassy!

  60. 60.

    Angry Black Lady

    November 9, 2010 at 1:24 am

    @FlipYrWhig: i actually LOVE saying “i’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.” i love those old commercials for some reason!

  61. 61.

    Mnemosyne

    November 9, 2010 at 1:28 am

    @themann1086:

    OT (can you be offtopic in an open thread?): the White House “opposes any effort to strip DADT repeal from the NDAA“. I’m sure this is further evidence of Obama’s betrayal.

    Of course it is, because the people who pooh-pooh the very idea of 11th dimensional chess scan Obama’s every utterance for insults the same way the State Department used to pore over photos of Soviet May Day parades to figure out how many warheads the Rooskies had.

  62. 62.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 9, 2010 at 1:30 am

    @Angry Black Lady: I just watched the clip I was remembering. It wasn’t as funny as it was in my mind. And it was Tim Meadows, not Finesse Mitchell. But it’ll always be “sweet sassy molassy” to me.

  63. 63.

    fasteddie9318

    November 9, 2010 at 2:11 am

    @themann1086:

    OT (can you be offtopic in an open thread?): the White House “opposes any effort to strip DADT repeal from the NDAA“. I’m sure this is further evidence of Obama’s betrayal.

    You bet it is, because the WH didn’t say that it doesn’t oppose any effort not to strip DADT repeal from the NDAA, so they refused to deny that they would not stand in the way of those opposed to not stripping it out. Fucking scumbags.

  64. 64.

    annp23

    November 9, 2010 at 2:46 am

    Dear John,

    Can you funnel tequila? Yes, you can. It’s not polite, but considering the fucked state of the world, why the hell not?

    On the Steelers, all I can say is that I feel the Steelers losing big to the Raiders — and soon. I’m feeling quite a bit of Bay Area sports magic these days.

  65. 65.

    Woodrowfan

    November 9, 2010 at 8:00 am

    when I tell people that I don’t follow football I get funny looks. Then I tell then if I did I’d be a Bengals fan and really, what’s the point?, then they understand…

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