Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

In after Baud. Damn.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

DeSantis transforms Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

The willow is too close to the house.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

Fani Willis claps back at Trump chihuahua, Jim Jordan.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

Bark louder, little dog.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

This country desperately needs a functioning Fourth Estate.

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

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  6. 6.

    KCinDC

    Are we sure the “verified” Luke Russert account on Twitter isn’t a parody? I mean, first, it has a picture of a 15-year-old kid for the icon, and then it says things like this:

    Matt Lauer did a tremendous job interviewing President Bush. His work will give future generations insight into the man behind 2001-2009.

  9. 9.

    John O

    I have no dog in this hunt emotionally, except that if Cinci covers (4.5) I win my pool this week.

    No offense, John. On balance, I like the Steelers better, but the money would be nice.

    Cracks me up that you’re worried, though.

  10. 10.

    Midnight Marauder

    BTW- can you funnel tequila?

    The question isn’t whether you can, but whether you should. And as someone who has witnessed it firsthand, I think you care about yourself a smidgen enough to not make that happen.

    Just a smidgen, though.

    +6

  12. 12.

    Steeplejack

    So, what, we’re all moving over here? Let me go downstairs and get my drink.

    Gotta watch Castle live now, because the DVR is recording that and siphoning up TCM goodness with the other tuner.

  13. 13.

    JGabriel

    John Cole:

    BTW- can you funnel tequila?

    Only after you’ve swallowed the worm. Funneling can lead to choking if the worm is still in the bottle.

    .

  15. 15.

    Tom Levenson

    @Angry Black Lady: Ahh, but mezcal. Mezcal gives as much as it receives…only you best be prepared for its gifts.

    (Backstory: I had a friend in a geology dept. Rocks folks party hard. When anyone got tenure, the party game was to do shots of mezcal and make the tenuree eat the worm. The more you liked the prof, the more worms you made him/her eat.

    My bud was really popular — and the party was at my house. I have never suffered so much. And the fucking 5th Panzer division had passed through my home somehow while I was passed out. Good times.

    My friend, by the way, did not surface till well past noon. His hangover lasted three days.)

  19. 19.

    Larkspur

    I know this Roethlisberger fellow is a man of no convictions, but is it okay if I find him loathsome despite his athletic talents? I propose no course of action; I ask only if the thinking of bad thoughts is considered by all of y’all to be within normalish limits.

    By the way, I wish everyone good luck on their various wagers. I don’t bet on stuff. Don’t know why, just never have.

  20. 20.

    JenJen

    Well, i feel like I funneled tequila. A 53 yard field goal? Are you kidding me?

    Oh well. Still having a blast here and MNF is fun regardless. My first ever MNF in fact!

    JenJen + lost track

  21. 21.

    asiangrrlMN

    Good things the Bungles showed up and not the Bengals or Cole would be dead to the world right now. I can haz Tunchie pix, plz? kthxbai.

    P.S. Did you and JenJen bet this year?

  22. 22.

    Mike Kay (Team America)

    I think this would be an appropriate time to bow our heads and ask God to cover the “over” in the Steelers games.

    I’m tithing, Lord, so when I win, the whole flock wins!

  24. 24.

    Larkspur

    Alas, there is no GameCast for Castle, or else it would be, I guess, a GameCastle. Oh, I love me some Nathan Fillion. Time to exit the intertubez and break out the Firefly DVDs.

  30. 30.

    Steeplejack

    @Steeplejack:

    Ooh! Might come back to the game in a minute or two. Traffic in Souls (1913) is ending on TCM–“White slavers kidnap women from various walks of life” (didn’t want to miss that!)–so I can let Castle continue to record and come back to the game on the other tuner.

    . . . D’oh! Scratch that. I’m also recording the next thing on TCM.

  32. 32.

    asiangrrlMN

    Um, call me unimpressed. This article showed up on Yahoo! Headlines. They were impressed. I was not. I did not know the category, and I got the answer (scout’s honor) without watching the video (which wasn’t working for me). I’ve solved puzzles with no letters showing before. My mom says I should go on the show, but Pat Sajak gives me the heebie jeebies. I just know I would wig out and start beating the shit out of him when he tried to hug me.

  33. 33.

    2liberal again now that the UDFA is benched

    Posting may be light over the next few days, as I am busy seeing whether or not I can fit into an old Dermontti Dawson jersey and can play O-line for the Steelers.

    Cheer up! At least you aren’t a Patriots and Cardinals fan like me! Also too, if the Steelers lose I will buy a pet calendar so that should ease your pain.

  34. 34.

    J. Michael Neal

    Jaworski: “You can not play dumb football.”

    Sorry, Jaws, you most certainly can play dumb football. Maybe you shouldn’t, but as a Lions’ fan, let me testify that you most assuredly can play dumb football.

  36. 36.

    MattR

    @asiangrrlMN: Geez. They act all suprised that people don’t often solve the puzzle after only one letter. But if you know the answer wouldn’t you generally want to keep going and accumulate more money? Dumbasses.

  38. 38.

    J. Michael Neal

    @MattR: If you kept going, you’d just be another person that won a bunch of money on the show. By answering after one letter, you’re famous.

  39. 39.

    MattR

    @J. Michael Neal: Good point, although in her case I think it was the $6500 Caribbean vacation that came with solving the puzzle that motivated her. (And I just saw she is from the next county over in Jersey)

  40. 40.

    asiangrrlMN

    @MattR: Agreed. I was thinking that as well. But, yes, she did win a trip, so there is that. I also scream at the people who know what the answer is and waste a high number value on a letter that only appears once in the puzzle (when they KNOW another letter appears eleven-billionty times).

    I watch with the mute and I fast-forward through everything but the puzzles. Once I solve them, I fast-forward to the next puzzle. I can watch one episode in five minutes.

    Plus, I hate most of the contestants, so I usually root for the wheel.

  46. 46.

    asiangrrlMN

    @MattR: I know! What was I thinking? Although, the ‘shopped pic did turn out pretty cute.

    And, has anyone checked on Cole? Should we be worried about him at this point?

    @Steeplejack: Neither is their inability to stop the Bengals from scoring, apparently.

  47. 47.

    Steeplejack

    Wow, the game has tightened up. Missing that field goal didn’t help the Stillers. (Master of the bleedingly obvious here.)

  49. 49.

    asiangrrlMN

    “I don’t want to say the season comes down to this pass…”, but it does, Tirico. SAY it, for god’s sake, man! “…but it’s pretty darn close.” Ugh.

    Boy that game was close. Cole! Are you still with us?

  50. 50.

    JenJen

    @asiangrrlMN Typing from my phone and i’m half-crocked, but if memory serves the tradition is that we bet on the 2nd game. He’ll put his money where his Tunch is then I’m hoping!

    Oh well, my Bengals made it exciting there at the end. Pfffft. Sure was a good time though.

    JenJen +don’t worry, i have a ride home

  51. 51.

    Poopyman

    Jeebus Mary and Joseph! How many ways can the Stillers find to lose a ballgame, and the Bungles still managed to out-lose them.

  53. 53.

    Midnight Marauder

    @James K. Polk, Esq.:

    Sorry about them Rockets. At least you guys got the win last night.

    Yeah, it feels good to taste victory for the first time all season. I am really just kind of pretending that the Rockets are still playing preseason basketball right now and none of these losses count. Mainly, I am just basking in the awesomeness that is Luis Scola.

    +8

  54. 54.

    Ron

    That was just way too close for comfort, though I still wonder about the pass interference call that got the Bengals to 1st and goal for their last TD. They didn’t show a good shot of it, but it more or less looked like they were jockeying for position and he didn’t get his hand on him til after the ball got there.
    In general, I hate the P.I. flags 30 seconds after the play is over. That just feels like it’s letting the wide receiver lobby for a flag and giving in.

  58. 58.

    FlipYrWhig

    @Angry Black Lady: The only time I ever heard anyone say “Sweet sassy molassy” was in a SNL spoof of SportsCenter. Ray Romano was a guy at the desk for the first time, trying to outdo Stuart Scott (played by Finesse Mitchell) at coining meaningless catchphrases. (He also at one point said “You’re not gonna pay a lot for THIS muffler!”) It wouldn’t make anyone’s SNL highlight reel, but it’s _totally_ stuck in my mind, and I’ll probably be saying it just before they lead me off to the Soylent Green mills.

  61. 61.

    Mnemosyne

    @themann1086:

    OT (can you be offtopic in an open thread?): the White House “opposes any effort to strip DADT repeal from the NDAA“. I’m sure this is further evidence of Obama’s betrayal.

    Of course it is, because the people who pooh-pooh the very idea of 11th dimensional chess scan Obama’s every utterance for insults the same way the State Department used to pore over photos of Soviet May Day parades to figure out how many warheads the Rooskies had.

  62. 62.

    FlipYrWhig

    @Angry Black Lady: I just watched the clip I was remembering. It wasn’t as funny as it was in my mind. And it was Tim Meadows, not Finesse Mitchell. But it’ll always be “sweet sassy molassy” to me.

  63. 63.

    fasteddie9318

    @themann1086:

    OT (can you be offtopic in an open thread?): the White House “opposes any effort to strip DADT repeal from the NDAA“. I’m sure this is further evidence of Obama’s betrayal.

    You bet it is, because the WH didn’t say that it doesn’t oppose any effort not to strip DADT repeal from the NDAA, so they refused to deny that they would not stand in the way of those opposed to not stripping it out. Fucking scumbags.

  64. 64.

    annp23

    Dear John,

    Can you funnel tequila? Yes, you can. It’s not polite, but considering the fucked state of the world, why the hell not?

    On the Steelers, all I can say is that I feel the Steelers losing big to the Raiders — and soon. I’m feeling quite a bit of Bay Area sports magic these days.

  65. 65.

    Woodrowfan

    when I tell people that I don’t follow football I get funny looks. Then I tell then if I did I’d be a Bengals fan and really, what’s the point?, then they understand…

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