Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

Be a wild strawberry.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

So many bastards, so little time.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

We still have time to mess this up!

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

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  4. 4.

    Murc

    I’d like to know what his regimen is.

    That is an EXTREMELY well-groomed beard. It’s very obviously combed often and thoroughly, that’s some salon-quality edging going on there on the upper cheeks and sideburns, and I’m guessing he uses some very good shampoo and conditioner; it has body and silkiness.

    Impressive.

  7. 7.

    BGinCHI

    No.

    This is a beard.

    “Beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner, or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one’s sexual orientation.”

    (wiki)

  8. 8.

    Marmot

    I so rarely get to trot this out from Planet of the Apes, that I’ll take any opportunity.

    In my world, when I left it, only kids your age wore beards.

    Beards? I don’t go in for fads. Somehow it [shaving] makes you look less intelligent.

    I don’t know. Carry on.

  12. 12.

    Dyzo Bandit

    As a guy who appreciates beards for the same reason Sullivan does- yeah, this is a damn fine beard.

  13. 13.

    kindness

    I’ll go with the Fear the Beard any day.

    He at least helped win the World Series. What has Pittsburg done lately?

  20. 20.

    chopper

    that’s what my beard looks like when it gets all long. it rarely gets that long, cause the wife threatens to divorce me before it gets that epic.

  22. 22.

    Davebo

    Actually, that’s just a guy who never shaves.

    A beard should really have some shaping. And I say this as someone who can grow a beard almost overnight, yet hates shaving.

  27. 27.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    @Dyzo Bandit:

    As a guy who appreciates beards for the same reason Sullivan does– yeah, this is a damn fine beard.

    You share a fetish with Andrew Sullivan?

    an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression

  28. 28.

    Nathan Wind as Cochise

    @kindness:

    Brian Wilson’s was a great playoff beard, but it would look ridiculous in other contexts. Keisel’s is more natural.

  29. 29.

    Egypt Steve

    Sorry, but a real NFL beard has ice in it. Check out those old films of the Packers vs. the Vikings, in the days before indoor stadiums. If the QB is at no risk of losing a finger to frostbite, it ain’t football.

  32. 32.

    fraught

    Sorry, I think Andrew has problems with his own concerns about not appearing masculine enough. All that talk about bears and beards and still he reads gay to anyone with a smidgen of gaydar. As soon as he opens his mouth he becomes the bearded lady for me, and he makes it worse by all this posturing about hair and hairy animals. He needs to grow up.

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