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by John Cole|  November 15, 201011:25 am| 50 Comments

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I have a lot I want to talk about, but I am still sore from the beat-down Tom Brady, his mullet, and a bunch of no-name defensive players from the Patriots put on the Steelers last night.

I seriously hope the Steelers draft nothing but linemen and AJ Green.

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  1. 1.

    Dave

    November 15, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Steel Curtain, my New England born-and-bred ass. See what a QB can do when he isn’t wrapped up in court cases?

  2. 2.

    General Stuck

    November 15, 2010 at 11:33 am

    I got nuthin”

  3. 3.

    TheMightyTrowel

    November 15, 2010 at 11:33 am

    I got the best birthday present EVER this weekend. In related news, I am a dork.

  4. 4.

    General Stuck

    November 15, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Except democrats suck, only less than republicans.

  5. 5.

    Sean

    November 15, 2010 at 11:36 am

    C’mon Cole, you live in West Virginia so you gotta know that isn’t a mullet.

  6. 6.

    John Cole

    November 15, 2010 at 11:36 am

    @Sean: That is a mullet. At the very least, a mullet in training.

  7. 7.

    Morbo

    November 15, 2010 at 11:37 am

    I laughed my ass off when Brady ran a quarterback sneak into the endzone from the 3.

  8. 8.

    Jude

    November 15, 2010 at 11:38 am

    Packers? Man, you are fucked up from that beating.

  9. 9.

    Culture of Truth

    November 15, 2010 at 11:40 am

    New York may gain from Republicans in New Jersey, Ohio and Wisconsin refusing federal money to develop passenger rail systems. The three states’ rejection of the funding may benefit California, Florida and the Northeast, particularly New York, said Norman Mineta, a Democrat who served as transportation secretary under Republican President George W. Bush .

  10. 10.

    Scuffletuffle

    November 15, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Can we talk about how awesome the new “Sherlock” is instead then? I’ve watched everytime they’re on PBS and last night streamed them all to watch again. Every time I watch I see or hear something new that I missed before and am finding them very funny and very riveting. Course it helps to be chock full of middle aged lady eye candy…I’m looking at you Benedict C., Martin F. and Rupert G.

  11. 11.

    Ron

    November 15, 2010 at 11:44 am

    That was ugly. It doesn’t help that our O-line and linebacking corps need a M*A*S*H unit and losing Hines Ward early sucked, but still.

  12. 12.

    Brian S (formerly Incertus)

    November 15, 2010 at 11:44 am

    @TheMightyTrowel: I bought myself a Flying Fuck helicopter from ThinkGeek for my birthday, and will be providing a handful for friends for Christmas. That’s right up there with best gifts ever, I’d say.

  13. 13.

    jeffreyw

    November 15, 2010 at 11:46 am

    Mmm…sammich

  14. 14.

    Corner Stone

    November 15, 2010 at 11:49 am

    @Culture of Truth: Link please, I want to send to a winger friend.
    I googled it and couldn’t find the reference.

  15. 15.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    November 15, 2010 at 11:54 am

    That is not a mullet. This is a Brady mullet.

  16. 16.

    Culture of Truth

    November 15, 2010 at 11:57 am

    Not the same article, but here is another good one:

    http://www.timesunion.com/business/article/Show-us-their-money-Cuomo-says-800759.php

  17. 17.

    Emily L. Hauser/ellaesther

    November 15, 2010 at 11:58 am

    Going to Israel on Friday. Not sure I want. It’s all such a fucking mess, amirite?

  18. 18.

    Svensker

    November 15, 2010 at 11:58 am

    @TheMightyTrowel:

    But an interesting dork.

    Happy Birthday!

  19. 19.

    RobertB

    November 15, 2010 at 11:59 am

    The Steelers looked like shit pretty much top to bottom in that one. Because garbage time in that game was pretty much the entire second half, I got a shitload of fantasy points from Big Ben. So I had that going for me at least.

  20. 20.

    Maude

    November 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    @Culture of Truth:
    I don’t mind NY getting the NJ tunnel money, but NY has to take Christie along with the dough.

  21. 21.

    Culture of Truth

    November 15, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    @Maude: No dice. Elections, consequences yadda yadda

  22. 22.

    JAHILL10

    November 15, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    @ JC
    Except that Belichick has every draft pick for the first five rounds in his back pocket. That man is a hoarder when it comes to draft picks.

  23. 23.

    p.a.

    November 15, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    I was happily surprised given the way the Pats looked against Cleveland. They just seem to match up well vs. the Steelers. I still think next week PManning kills them; they really have had trouble all year against the pass.

    Hurtful motto a commenter at CHFF uses: You’re stuck in an elevator with a lion, a tiger and a Steelers fan. You only have 2 bullets. What do you do? Shoot the Steelers fan. Twice.

  24. 24.

    martha

    November 15, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    @Culture of Truth: Yes, our about-to-be new governor is a complete asshat. Scotty “I’m an idiot” Walker.

  25. 25.

    susteph

    November 15, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    not a mullet, but he does look like he’s trying out for a part in jc superstar…

  26. 26.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    November 15, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Brady is 6-1 against the Steelers. But it feels more like 12-1.

    Rapistburger looked like a big fat Will Ferrell for most of the night. The retro uniform doesn’t flatter him.

  27. 27.

    susteph

    November 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    not a mullet, but he does look like he’s auditioning for a part in jc superstar…

  28. 28.

    Maude

    November 15, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    @martha:
    Nice to have company.
    It is going to be a long haul with these fools.

  29. 29.

    ChrisS

    November 15, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    So, the latest wingnut outrage is that federal workers making more than $150k/year has doubled under Obama.

    Nary a peep from the establishment Dems. It’s now been ingrained into the collective that liberals are bankrupting the country by overpaying people to stand around on construction sites. It’s no wonder our taxes are so high. Obama has to go. Cutting taxes (on the wealthy) should be our first priority, not paying off democratic voters.

    ‘Nother week, ‘nother loss in the newscycle.

  30. 30.

    RareSanity

    November 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    My condolences Mr. Cole.

    I’m just now recovering from the minor surprise of my Falcons beating the Ravens last Thursday. I knew they were good, just wasn’t sure if they were, beat the Ravens, good.

    It’s a rough 3 hours when your team can’t get anything going AND not even slow down the other team. Everything starts to snowball, and before you know it, Justin Bieber Sr is spiking the ball in your endzone and talking shit to your fans.

    And there’s not a damn thing they can do about it…

    Take heart, in this year’s NFL, the Steelers still have the second best record in the league (*clears throat* behind the Falcons), and everything is still wide open. Hell, the Patriots got taken out to the woodshed by Cleveland last week for Pete’s sake!

  31. 31.

    Culture of Truth

    November 15, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Looks like some gun-toting angry dudes have attacked an Exxon oil platform in Africa.

  32. 32.

    New Yorker

    November 15, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    I watched that game in a bar in Cincinnati, and the Steelers hate just overwhelmed the place (there were two drunk Browns fans sitting next to me, everyone else was a Bengals fan). Nobody really cares that much about the Steelers in New York, so it was fun to experience a Steelers game in a place where they are the Great Satan.

    Even in New York, there’s no one team that consumes everyone with hate. Mets fans hate the Phillies, but Yankees fans don’t care. Yankees fans hate the Red Sox, but Mets fans don’t care. Same with Jets fans and the Patriots and Giants fans and the Cowboys.

  33. 33.

    different church-lady

    November 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    His name is Gronkowski, not Mullet.

  34. 34.

    Michael D.

    November 15, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    So, I see President McCain wants more studies done of the affects of overturning DADT until he gets the results he wants.

  35. 35.

    Emily L. Hauser/ellaesther

    November 15, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    @TheMightyTrowel: What Svensker said!

  36. 36.

    Regnad Kcin

    November 15, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    per Mike Tanier, that was Viggo Mortensen last night

  37. 37.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 15, 2010 at 12:52 pm

    Tom Brady, his mullet

    Didn’t see the game and haven’t seen much of him other than that commercial. Did he lose the Justin Bieber/Fisher-Price toy ‘do he had earlier this year?

  38. 38.

    dand

    November 15, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Mullet! Dem deres fightn words.

    It is not a mullet anyway.

    Though I am not sure what to say about a guy who does not make decisions about his own hair.

    Oh. Yea. That would be married.

    @ Cleos Club

  39. 39.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    November 15, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    There’s also something funny about a Steelers fan making fun of Brady’s hair when you’ve got a safety who looks like the world’s biggest Chia pet.

  40. 40.

    Anonymous At Work

    November 15, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    Nah,
    Next season, Pittsburgh should dress and field 11 men who can run, throw, and catch the ball, like Randel El in place of linemen. I mean, that strategy’s worked pretty well so far this season, hasn’t it?

  41. 41.

    Scuffletuffle

    November 15, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Guess not…sighhhhh.

  42. 42.

    georgia pig

    November 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Mullet? More like Stoner. Party in the back, but definitely no business up front.

  43. 43.

    different church-lady

    November 15, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    @MoeLarryAndJesus: NUCLEAR burn!

  44. 44.

    Gravenstone

    November 15, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    @martha:

    Yes, our about-to-be new governor is a complete asshat. Scotty “I’m an idiot” Walker.

    Ain’t that the truth. Saw a blurb in the paper over the weekend where our Gov. to be wants to road trip to AZ and FL, where he plans to expound on the wisdom of various retirees moving back to WI (well, at least moving their money back to WI, since that’s all he really cares about). What retiree in their right (or even disturbed) mind would want to move back to the upper Midwest year ’round?

    Thanks a lot, asshats, I’m really not looking forward to the next 4 years up here.

  45. 45.

    BobS.

    November 15, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    @MoeLarryAndJesus: Not to mention a quarterback who’s a twin for C.W.Moss from Bonnie and Clyde.

  46. 46.

    tamied

    November 15, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    It was my fault, that game. I attended my first game at Heinz Field last night. It will be my last. On top of the shitty way the entire organization performed, I sat right next to and behind obnoxious Pats fans (oxymoron). It was sheer torture.

    But the lights sure are purdy!

  47. 47.

    FlipYrWhig

    November 15, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    @georgia pig: More like the Mitch Hedberg.

  48. 48.

    Jhombi

    November 15, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Walker, Toomey, Deer-in-the-headlights-Ben. I’m sorry for all that, but none of this changes the fact that:

    ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

    PS: the best part of the game was listening to Stillers fans booing their own team so loud it drowned out the NBC color commentary- Thanks!

  49. 49.

    TheMightyTrowel

    November 16, 2010 at 4:04 am

    @Emily L. Hauser/ellaesther and Svensker: Cheers. I think i’ll take ‘interesting’ dork as a compliment. ;-)

  50. 50.

    JRinWV

    November 16, 2010 at 5:24 am

    Well, linemen, and perhaps some nice guy with good hands to backup Hines Ward. And a nice guy with a good arm to replace Ben. Or a soccer player to replace Ben. Or someone anyone to replace Ben.

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