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Open Thread: No TSA Zone

by Anne Laurie|  November 29, 20105:51 pm| 40 Comments

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… but the comic memes are converging:

What’s everybody got on tap for their post-holiday Monday evening?

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  1. 1.

    Mike Kay (Team America)

    November 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    That’s sexist!

    Hillary’s booty isn’t that big.

  2. 2.

    General Stuck

    November 29, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    I might mix me up a nice Hemlock toddy. Otherwise, freezing my arse off in a blizzard of sorts.

  3. 3.

    Zifnab

    November 29, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    The Revolution will not be televised, but it will be available in a 250,000 document info dump.

  4. 4.

    suzanne

    November 29, 2010 at 6:08 pm

    I’m making my mom an album of photos of my daughter for Christmas. I’ve been going through thousands of photos in iPhoto to pick out the ones I’m gonna have printed.

    Damn. Let me tell you: my kid is a prizewinner. What a cutie patootie.

    The fetus is apparently 6.5 pounds as of this morning, and that’s with four weeks to go until she’s due. Oi.

  5. 5.

    Bowser's Clown Copter

    November 29, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Who’s that supposed to be with Kaddafi?

  6. 6.

    WyldPirate

    November 29, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    Wondering what President Obama–the Capitulator in Chief– is going to bend over and bargain away next.

    My bet is that he won’t say a peep in support of the middle class tax cut only vote that Pelosi is proposing to have this week. Kinda like he hasn’t said much of jack shit about extending the unemployment benefits.

  7. 7.

    Starfish

    November 29, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    @suzanne: Wait. I am confused. You have thousands of photos of an existing kid or of the fetus. I thought you recently had a kid.

  8. 8.

    General Stuck

    November 29, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    @Bowser’s Clown Copter:

    Blonde Ukranian Nurse, of course.

  9. 9.

    Comrade Jake

    November 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    @Mike Kay (Team America):

    Yeah, it’s at least twice as big.

  10. 10.

    Ross Hershberger

    November 29, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    @Mike Kay (Team America):
    (citation needed)

  11. 11.

    Morbo

    November 29, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    It’s burger time! I will pay for it later, but it will be all spicy and delicious as I eat it.

  12. 12.

    patrick II

    November 29, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    @Bowser’s Clown Copter:
    According to some of the leaked documents, Kaddafi has a tall blond nurse accompany him on all of his travels.

  13. 13.

    Zifnab

    November 29, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    @WyldPirate:

    My bet is that he won’t say a peep in support of the middle class tax cut only vote that Pelosi is proposing to have this week. Kinda like he hasn’t said much of jack shit about extending the unemployment benefits.

    Please don’t confuse “What the President says” with “What the President said that gets echoed over the 24 hour news networks”.

    I’ve been getting a steady stream of DREAM Act and START Treaty blurbs via the White House and Obama Facebook updates.

    There’s a serious communication problem between Obama and his constituents, but I can’t help think half the problem is the persistent desire of so many Americans to get their news from Wolf Blitzer and Chris Matthews.

  14. 14.

    jeffreyw

    November 29, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Working down that pile of turducken, one plate at a time.

  15. 15.

    SwampTroll

    November 29, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    ArcMap raster analysis by the keg

  16. 16.

    suzanne

    November 29, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    @Starfish: Thousands of pictures of the existing kid (turning 7). I’m due to hatch the fetus (Kid #2) on December 29.

  17. 17.

    Mike Kay (Team America)

    November 29, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    @Comrade Jake:

    heh!

    you remember the Hillary Nut Cracker

    after the ’08 primaries, someone on GOS put up a post on the sexism Hillary faced, symbolized by the Nut Cracker.

    Some then posted a wry joke about the Nut Cracker actually was flattering because it portrayed Hillary with slim hips and thighs that she hadn’t had since high school. Well, he might as well have set off a bomb. About dozen women freaked out and attacked the guy over joke. You could see the purses flying in cyberspace. Gawd, freak outs are funny.

  18. 18.

    machine

    November 29, 2010 at 6:27 pm

    On tap: photo digital workflow for a golf tournament shoot, with post and proofs.

  19. 19.

    Comrade Jake

    November 29, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    @Mike Kay (Team America):

    Who can forget that? Funniest damn thing to come out of that election. I always took it as more of a statement of what happened to Bill Clinton than anything else.

  20. 20.

    Mike Kay (Team America)

    November 29, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    @patrick II: yeah, her name is Margret Houlihan.

  21. 21.

    Cat Lady

    November 29, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    I got this emailed to me by my Republican brother today, which he tagged “Must See!”. The last time he sent me something he thought was important, it was something he wanted me to read from Geert Wilders’ ravings. Yeah. No. Anyway, I clicked on it with trepidation, and it’s wonderful! I happen to have tix to the live version at Symphony Hall next weekend, so the link is safe and fun for liberals too.

  22. 22.

    patrick II

    November 29, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    @Mike Kay (Team America):
    Yeah, thanks for that, but I am trying not to think of anything having to do with “hot lips” and Muammar.

  23. 23.

    WyldPirate

    November 29, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    @Zifnab:

    There’s a serious communication problem between Obama and his constituents…

    You got the first part right. Some of his constituents see through his—to steal a line from the GOS—his bullshit gimmicks, and negotiating with himself to give away the farm before he even does anything else.

    You wannna make a dent in the goddamned deficit other than the BS symbolic gimmick of freezing Federal pay? Don’t make non-security related spending the only area you will cut. Sack the fuck up and pull the fucking troops out of Afghanistan and Iraq ASAP. They’re wasting their time, American lives and treasure. Then you pull the troops out of fucking Europe, too and let those motherfuckers protect themselves.

  24. 24.

    trollhattan

    November 29, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    via Chait, a doozy of an obit for actress-author-adventurer Ingrid Pitt.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/culture-obituaries/film-obituaries/8158061/Ingrid-Pitt.html

    Fangs for the memories.

  25. 25.

    Brick Oven Bill

    November 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Tonight, we can all give thanks that Michelle was left out of the cartoon.

  26. 26.

    gnomedad

    November 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Looks like the real BO Bill has been paroled. Sigh.

  27. 27.

    Bruuuuce

    November 29, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    On tap: back to work. Three more work weeks left this calendar year (with the week between Christmas and New Year’s being used to clear the time the company “gives” me that I can’t roll into 2011).

    The last time I saw that many moons at once, I was looking at Jupiter.

  28. 28.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 29, 2010 at 7:18 pm

    Looking for stocking stuffers, because I’m a cheapskate.

  29. 29.

    WereBear

    November 29, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    Making my awesome low carb lasagna, a gift from the gods of taste.

    Drinking some Glenmorangie. Because I kinda need it.

  30. 30.

    Ross Hershberger

    November 29, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    On tap; Packing and shipping vintage electronics stuff from eBay sales. Why does all of Asia have such long postal addresses? Country, province, post code, city, district, street, lane, alley, development, building, floor, room, name, etc. Nobody lives at 123 Main st. Except maybe in Hong Kong or Kowloon.

  31. 31.

    PurpleGirl

    November 29, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Resting this evening, trying not to get upset with politics and society. Tomorrow is my birthday and a friend is taking me out for the day. I’m trying to put off facing my economic crisis until Wednesday. (Unemployed two years now.)

  32. 32.

    Ash Can

    November 29, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    @trollhattan: That’s phenomenal. My theory is that the people who depart this earth with the fullest life experiences win. She’s clearly established herself as not just a winner, but as a one-woman dynasty. Brava.

  33. 33.

    Anne Laurie

    November 29, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    @PurpleGirl: Happy Birthday, and may the Prosperity Fairy visit you soon!

  34. 34.

    PurpleGirl

    November 29, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Thank you.

  35. 35.

    Alison

    November 29, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    Finishing up at work, then buying Hanukkah cards on the way home. (Yeah, I’m a little late, as far as getting them there on the first night. It’s still surprising and frustrating to me how difficult it can be to find Hanukkah cards in San Francisco – most stores have either none or like, one box, and the one box is fucking stupid. There are plenty of Jews in this damn city, what the crap…)

    Then I’ll be home and lazing around with the cat, reading this (2/3 of the way through!). Yay for slow nights…which all of mine are. :)

  36. 36.

    Joseph Nobles

    November 29, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    It’s the Steve King hour on C-Span! He started out talking about our “sacred dollar.” Didn’t Jesus say something about God and Mammon? Oh, well.

  37. 37.

    junebug

    November 29, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Where can I go on the internets that doesn’t blame Obama for everything?

    It seems that this blog turned when it came to the TSA. If most posters were less modest, they would admit that the tax thing affected them and that is why they are mum on the subject.

    Of all the things to get worked up about . . . my god . . . even DougJ chose this.

    I think there is no place for me. Perhaps I am an anomaly.

    While people online chase that Drudge link, and get all worked up about it, the real story is: everybody got to and from their destinations ok.

    But people here want to damn Obama for every little nit picky thing.

    Where do I go to discuss anything with reasonable people?

  38. 38.

    KRK

    November 30, 2010 at 12:51 am

    @junebug:

    Try Rump Roast.

  39. 39.

    Mike Kay (Democrat of the Century)

    November 30, 2010 at 3:00 am

    @junebug: the blogosphere may be a lost cause. In general, most people are moved to write/type when they’re angry, not happy.

    I mean, how many people write a letter to the editor in appreciation of an article they liked. How many people write a letter to their congressman/senator in appreciation of a law they liked. No, they only jump on a keyboard when they’re angry. Then by definition, must people who type on blogs are angry about something/everything.

    on the bright side, the blogosphere, for all their huffing and puffing, does not represent the democratic base. The proof is in the primaries. The overwhelming, vast majority of the blogosphere pledged their undying love for john edwards in 2008, and the best he could do is 17% of the vote in New Hampshire. Hillary, who everyone hated with a passion, actually won New Hampshire. In short, there’s no direct relationship btwn the blogosphere and universe of Democrats who actually vote.

  40. 40.

    Mark

    November 30, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Don’t put up with this garbage! Boycott Flying COMPLETELY, until sanity returns! Please join us: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Boycott-Flying/126801010710392

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