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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / Late Night Open Thread: Dog Awesomeness

Late Night Open Thread: Dog Awesomeness

by Anne Laurie|  December 5, 201012:28 am| 38 Comments

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…for the definition where ‘awesome’ = ‘silly’.

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  1. 1.

    Jman

    December 5, 2010 at 12:37 am

    Nice!

  2. 2.

    Loneoak

    December 5, 2010 at 12:42 am

    My dog can sleep for 8 hours straight in front of the wood stove.

  3. 3.

    Cat Lady

    December 5, 2010 at 12:44 am

    Where’s teh cat love?

  4. 4.

    Yutsano

    December 5, 2010 at 12:45 am

    Obligatory PUPPEH!!

    That two-legged greyhound is all kinds of win. Looks like a happy girl bouncing around despite missing a few pieces.

    Oh and the second song annoyed me. Carmina Burana, on the other hand, is just overplayed. At least that movement is.

  5. 5.

    freelancer

    December 5, 2010 at 12:52 am

    The dog vs shark at a minute in had me wildly applauding. That’s kickass.

  6. 6.

    daryljfontaine

    December 5, 2010 at 12:53 am

    4:10 Mitt Romney’s dog?

    Carmina Burana was overplayed in movie trailers everywhere during the 80s/90s — it’s been long enough that it’s due for a resurgence, don’t you think?

    D

  7. 7.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 5, 2010 at 12:55 am

    Very cute–especially on mute.

  8. 8.

    aliasofwestgate

    December 5, 2010 at 1:00 am

    @Yutsano:

    The O Fortuna movement is far overplayed, especially as it was overdone in the 80s/90s. Though there is one incredible remix of it, called the Apotheosis Remix which is excellent, but hard to find nowadays. Mostly because it was so under the radar at the time it was released as a single. Luckily, my boss at my streaming station has it. :D Give it a listen. I don’t pull it out for my shows very much, but when i do? It’s always a favorite. One of the more surreal bits of my high school years, but memorable as all HELL.

    YAY doggies. Though i love ’em as much as my kitteh.

  9. 9.

    slag

    December 5, 2010 at 1:06 am

    While I’m in the process of objecting to things, gotta object to the dog pulling the tractor. It concerned me. And the dog v. shark seemed gratuitous. No unnecessary fighting among the animal kingdom, please.

    As for the rest, not bad.

  10. 10.

    Yutsano

    December 5, 2010 at 1:19 am

    @aliasofwestgate: I think I’ve heard segments of that remix on commercials. The whole piece is pretty damn epic and a BITCH to perform in one sitting. Basically, that’s your show, because anything else you would do would kill your performers’ voices. The remix uses one of the most common performances, although I heard a rendering done by the Minneapolis (?) Symphony Chorale that was an amazing interpretation.

  11. 11.

    Ruckus

    December 5, 2010 at 1:34 am

    Late night dog blogging seems like a good time to catch up with Bud’s progress.
    After almost $500 in blood tests, vet bills and medication his problem seems to be liver function. Or lack of full function actually. But he is doing so much better now that he seems like a new dog.
    I want to thank everyone who responded a few weeks ago to my cries of desperation. One night, before we knew what was going on he scared me pretty bad. He was hogging the entire bed and blocking my feet so I was trying to arouse him a little and get him to move a bit. But he didn’t respond at all so I went to pet him on his side and I could not feel him breathing or his heart beating. In the few seconds it took me to turn on the light and check him out I thought he was gone. But obviously I was wrong. And of course I’m so relieved that I was.

    Must be real bitch to be sick and not be able to tell anyone or describe what hurts.

  12. 12.

    freelancer

    December 5, 2010 at 1:37 am

    @slag:

    And the dog v. shark seemed gratuitous. No unnecessary fighting among the animal kingdom, please.

    So the other, different dog jumping in the lake and emerging from the water with the flopping fish in its jaws, that wasn’t disconcerting? Sheesh.

  13. 13.

    Darcy

    December 5, 2010 at 1:38 am

    @aliasofwestgate:
    Are you @ the only station that matters? I love that station :)
    ETA: Ruckas, so happy Bud’s doing better.

  14. 14.

    Yutsano

    December 5, 2010 at 1:40 am

    Seems as good a place as any to put this up, especially since we have Colorado BJers. Plus we can always do SOMETHING to help, even if it’s just buying BJ swag. It HELPS.

  15. 15.

    tkogrumpy

    December 5, 2010 at 1:42 am

    @freelancer: I really don’t think we need to pass judgement on what concerns someone else do we?

  16. 16.

    freelancer

    December 5, 2010 at 1:59 am

    @tkogrumpy:

    To the contrary, I think we need a FP post about it. Then maybe a second FP post revisiting and rebuking the concerns of the FP post. Finished up with a FP post revising the original outlook of the first FP post. Followed by a FP open thread, and then a perfunctory head-scratching post by Cole tomorrow morning wondering wtf is wrong with all of us, but dictating that the blog stops with him, and he is responsible for everything on the site, even if the readers have captured him.

  17. 17.

    Moses2317

    December 5, 2010 at 2:02 am

    This was great.

    We just got a new dog from a shelter in suburban Chicago. His current name is Bard, but we may change it. Pictures to come soon.


    Winning Progressive

  18. 18.

    John - A Motley Moose

    December 5, 2010 at 2:09 am

    @freelancer: At what point would the ombudsman weigh in on the issue?

  19. 19.

    John - A Motley Moose

    December 5, 2010 at 2:18 am

    I was kind of hesitant about watching this after losing my dog just a few days ago. I’m glad I did. Especially the very end where the husky says, “I love you.” Whenever I left Al alone to go anywhere he would meet me at the door and moan(?) like that husky. Only Al didn’t say “I love you” he quite clearly said “Where were you?” Anyone who heard it was amazed at how much it sound like real words. I wish I had recorded it one of those times.

  20. 20.

    rhwombat

    December 5, 2010 at 3:08 am

    Yutsano. The second piece of music is Mobius perpetuum by Penguin Cafe, to my mind one of the great pieces to survive the 80’s. Carl Orf was an unrepentant Nazi, which kind of contaminates Carmina Burana, for all of its popularity. Slainte

  21. 21.

    Ruckus

    December 5, 2010 at 4:40 am

    @John – A Motley Moose:
    Always hard to loose a good friend. Hopefully you’ll be able to find another friend which will help. Help not to get over or replace your old friend but to help realize that each friend is special in their own way. One is not better than the others, just that the next one brings a new and different friendship.

  22. 22.

    amk

    December 5, 2010 at 6:04 am

    Hey, my dog is great. It can’t do anything of those stunts — not one thing. At best, he gives a weak wag of his tail.

  23. 23.

    peej

    December 5, 2010 at 7:45 am

    I hope Cole watched that video. I saw at least 3 activities that he can do with Rosie (skateboarding, water skiing, and mountain climbing).

  24. 24.

    bkny

    December 5, 2010 at 8:06 am

    how about adorableness via jezebel of maltese puppehs:

    http://jezebel.com/5705902/maltese-puppy-playtime-extravaganza

  25. 25.

    harlana

    December 5, 2010 at 8:26 am

    I did not see a shark. Only two different clips of dog retrieving very large fish. I admit upon first glance, one of them looked like a shark but it was a fish-fish, or is it just me.

    Great video. Although I am a cat person, I love dogs, too. The thing about dogs is you can train them to do all these incredible things. And cats, well you know how that goes. Although I did see a man on the teevee one time who had trained cats to do things like walk a tightrope, etc., and I was amazed cuz I thought it couldn’t be done.

  26. 26.

    Linda Featheringill

    December 5, 2010 at 8:31 am

    @freelancer:

    [#16]

    To the contrary, I think we need a FP post about it.

    Well said. :-)

  27. 27.

    JPL

    December 5, 2010 at 8:32 am

    @bkny: How cute. Duchess the magnificent Golden and my first baby had eleven pups and although they were a lot of work, they were a lot of fun also.

  28. 28.

    Linda Featheringill

    December 5, 2010 at 8:33 am

    @John – A Motley Moose:

    I’m sorry about your loss. He sounds like a much-loved baby.

  29. 29.

    Linda Featheringill

    December 5, 2010 at 8:40 am

    @Anne

    Thanks for the lovely video. I woke up thinking that the human world pretty much sucks but obviously the animal world rocks. It was a real mood lifter.

    [but my opinion of the human world is still not good]

  30. 30.

    Southern Beale

    December 5, 2010 at 8:44 am

    You know, some of those clips were really disturbing. Why train your dog to climb the stairs on two legs? Kinda reminds me of that book “The Dogs Of Babel.”

  31. 31.

    bkny

    December 5, 2010 at 9:02 am

    @JPL: that one that sniffed something only to turn in the wrong direction and then rolling around trying to get his balance had me in tears. was that poop or food? lol.

  32. 32.

    soonergrunt

    December 5, 2010 at 9:11 am

    @freelancer: I saw that and was like “did that dog just attack a FRICKIN SHARK?! HOLY SHIT!” rewind, play, “yeah, he attacked a FRICKIN SHARK!”
    DOGGIE WIN!

  33. 33.

    Kristine

    December 5, 2010 at 9:41 am

    @Ruckus: I missed the first round about this, but I’m very glad that Bud is feeling better.

    My Mickey had a type of liver condition triggered by an irritated bile duct (cholangiohepatitis). I controlled it with special diet and SAMe supplements.

  34. 34.

    bookcat

    December 5, 2010 at 10:09 am

    @John – A Motley Moose: It hurts like hell when we lose them, doesn’t it? My condolences to you.

  35. 35.

    Sko Hayes

    December 5, 2010 at 10:23 am

    Dogs really are awesome. For the commenter who was wondering why cats aren’t as awesome, one must remember that “Dogs have masters, cats have staff.”

  36. 36.

    MAJeff

    December 5, 2010 at 10:55 am

    @Yutsano:

    The whole piece is pretty damn epic and a BITCH to perform in one sitting.

    You ain’t kidding. When we did it in college, I was assigned to sing second tenor, and I’m a rather low baritone. I had massive headaches after all three performances.

  37. 37.

    Ruckus

    December 5, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    @Kristine:
    We don’t know what caused the liver problem but Bud is on SAMe and we changed his diet. Tried the bland chicken and rice diet, no way would he eat that. First time I ever saw him turn his nose up and walk away from any kind of food.

  38. 38.

    Sasha

    December 6, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    From Carl Orff’s Canine Burana, right?

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