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Cataclysm Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 6, 201010:26 pm| 88 Comments

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Wondering how many of you are going to stay up for the midnight release, just to join thecrush and create your worgen/goblin.

I will be sleeping peacefully. And for those of you creating Worgen and looking for a good name:

WorgenFreeman and CaptainWorgen.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

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  1. 1.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    Errrmm… what?

  2. 2.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    The world gets smaller all the time. Tomorrow I’m shipping a box of German 1960s vacuum tubes to a stranger in Ho Chi Minh city. Someone’s got to work on this trade deficit with Southeast Asia.

  3. 3.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 6, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    DexterWorgen

  4. 4.

    Anachronym

    December 6, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    ErnestWorgnine

  5. 5.

    me

    December 6, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Here’s an article about the broadening dilution of s-x offender registries with non-s-x related criminals. (I assume the spam filter will trap that word)

  6. 6.

    ruemara

    December 6, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    yuck. ugly human druids and filthy, ugly goblins. the new faces are worse than the old. I’m just going to level drood/shammy/dk and check out the new dungeons. I just want to work for a game company doing marketing so bad. But I have real world experience, boobs and am over 28. Not meeting the criteria.

    Back on topic. Picking mine up in 4hrs.

  7. 7.

    eemom

    December 6, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    video games. That is what this refers to, right?

    you people are insane.

  8. 8.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 6, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    SueForPeaceOrWorgen

  9. 9.

    MikeTheZ

    December 6, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    The launch is actually 3 AM EST. My friend is asleep now, will be waking up at 3 AM to get on the game. I just shake my head.

  10. 10.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 6, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    LudwigWorgenstein

  11. 11.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    I’m getting an ad on the left with insanely happy looking people. The ad is for an integrated holistic & cutting edge drug/alcohol rehab center in Malibu. These advertising algorithms are getting better all the time.

  12. 12.

    Anachronym

    December 6, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    WorgenLeFay

  13. 13.

    IrmaLaDuce

    December 6, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    Have you heard about the nappy headed horror thing? I don’t play, so I don’t know if they changed this, but I read about it today in a locked LJ community. Here’s the screen cap if you are interested.

  14. 14.

    Gordon, The Big Express Engine

    December 6, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    The Worg Collective

  15. 15.

    fasteddie9318

    December 6, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    @Ross Hershberger:

    The world gets smaller all the time. Tomorrow I’m shipping a box of German 1960s vacuum tubes to a stranger in Ho Chi Minh city. Someone’s got to work on this trade deficit with Southeast Asia.

    Dude, were you wearing The Mustache of Understanding when you posted this?

  16. 16.

    freelancer

    December 6, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    I just started watching The Town. I think Ben Affleck has found his rightful place (Directing).

    So far this and Gone, Baby, Gone are really high-quality crime flicks.

  17. 17.

    beltane

    December 6, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    @Ross Hershberger: It’s all about timing. The Wall Street crowd just got lots more money shoved their way. After they’re done celebrating they’ll need a little high-end rehab in Malibu.

  18. 18.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    @fasteddie9318:

    I’m working on my own. I figure another 6 months.

  19. 19.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 6, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    MyWifeWorgenFairchilde

  20. 20.

    Cat Lady

    December 6, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    I’ve got my Patriots footie pajamas on, so it’s all good. Carry on.

  21. 21.

    Brian J

    December 6, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    Does anyone know of a good method to make you focus or some sort of herbal supplement that will have the same effect? I’m not talking about something illegal when I mention the latter, but rather something that I might buy from GNC.

  22. 22.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    Chestyworgen

  23. 23.

    Ben JB

    December 6, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    TracyWorgen

    JPWorgen

  24. 24.

    sherifffruitfly

    December 6, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    I assume you’re talking about that inane cartoon game for little kiddies.

    Sorry – too busy playing eve. Cuz internet spaceshipz iz srs bizniss.

    And daaayyum the Pats are putting on a clinic. Might be close to time to yank Sanchez just to stop his young heart from being broken any more.

  25. 25.

    jeffreyw

    December 6, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Food Dork

  26. 26.

    J.W. Hamner

    December 6, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    I’d consider a quick run around if it was midnight EST, but since it’s PST and I gotta be into work by 7:30am EST… that’s just not happening. Getting the shattering two weeks in advance has made me pretty mellow about the actual launch.

  27. 27.

    Boudica

    December 6, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    GutenWorgen
    WorgenforaLiving

  28. 28.

    Anachronym

    December 6, 2010 at 10:55 pm

    Barkalounger

  29. 29.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 6, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    WorgenForTheWeekend

  30. 30.

    Jay in Oregon

    December 6, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    Forget that worgen/goblin nonsense.

    Roll a Tauren Paladin named “Holycow”.

  31. 31.

    beltane

    December 6, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    @Brian J: They say Gingko is good for that but I have no idea if it works. Meditation does wonders for focus and concentration but it requires a lot of effort.

  32. 32.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    There’s this whole comic character profile pic thing going on on Facebook. I think I just found mine.

  33. 33.

    BombIranForChrist

    December 6, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    I really started missing Everquest today for some reason. I wanted to fall down the well in Befallen and spend the rest of the night drinking cheap Mexican beer and spamming the GMs to help me get out.

  34. 34.

    Gordon Guano

    December 6, 2010 at 11:14 pm

    I have the name Rabbischlomo waiting on a goblin shaman.

  35. 35.

    EIGRP

    December 6, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    Worgengrinder.

  36. 36.

    Yutsano

    December 6, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Yeah…got nothin’. Five more early mornings before I night shift again. And I’m vaguely hungry but too lazy to do much about it.

  37. 37.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 6, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    WorgenBates

    WorgenGekko

  38. 38.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 11:32 pm

    WorgenBuffet

  39. 39.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    WorgenZevon

  40. 40.

    Yutsano

    December 6, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    WorgenHiegenHurgenFlurgen.

    It’d look better with umlauts. But I’m too lazy to figure out how to do ASCII codes with this laptop.

  41. 41.

    Jay in Oregon

    December 6, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    @eemom:

    video games. That is what this refers to, right?
    __
    you people are insane.

    Feature, not bug. :)

  42. 42.

    Jay in Oregon

    December 6, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    And for those of you creating Worgen and looking for a good name:

    JacobBlack will be snapped up in 3, 2, 1…

  43. 43.

    The Dangerman

    December 6, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    CaptainWorgen

    Not sure on this one (am confused about the interest in having a little captain in me, if’n ya get my drift).

  44. 44.

    mr. whipple

    December 6, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    @Ross Hershberger:

    Tomorrow I’m shipping a box of German 1960s vacuum tubes to a stranger in Ho Chi Minh city. Someone’s got to work on this trade deficit with Southeast Asia.

    Ok, I gotta know: what are they for?

  45. 45.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 6, 2010 at 11:44 pm

    CallMeIshworgen

  46. 46.

    mr. whipple

    December 6, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    WorgenPeace

  47. 47.

    Jay in Oregon

    December 6, 2010 at 11:45 pm

    WorgenFairchild?
    WorgenTerror?
    WorgenInACoalmine (might actually be too long, but…)

  48. 48.

    mr. whipple

    December 6, 2010 at 11:47 pm

    GutenWorgens

  49. 49.

    MikeF

    December 6, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    WorgenClassHero

  50. 50.

    Villago Delenda Est

    December 6, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    @Ben JB:

    JPWorgen is an OBVIOUS bank alt

  51. 51.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 6, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    @mr. whipple:

    Ok, I gotta know: what are they for?

    Telefunken flat-plate 12AX7 high Mu dual triodes. The basic signal amplification tube of the ’60s Hi Fi industry. Manufactured by the tens of millions and ridiculously desirable all over the world.
    I’m a low-Mu man myself but to each his own.
    I restore vintage audio equipment and sell some parts.

  52. 52.

    mr. whipple

    December 6, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    @Ross Hershberger:

    Awesome. What do they fetch? How many are still around?

  53. 53.

    MikeJ

    December 6, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    It’s on the internet, and therefore shold be porn related. Katie Worgen.
    Or non porn related (as far we know) Worgen Tsvangirai.

  54. 54.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 6, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    The hell? You people really are speaking a completely different language.

    Ahem. I thought the Jets were supposed to be a god team? I watched three minutes of the game and was not impressed.

    @Yutsano: You still have a job! YAY. And, you actually get to switch to the night shift? I thought you were joking about the IRS having a night shift.

  55. 55.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 7, 2010 at 12:00 am

    @mr. whipple:
    Depending on condition and type, anywhere from $25 to $100 for used ones. NOS far more. There are millions still in existence. I have scores of ‘pulls’ from old equipment. It’s not uncommon to find a piece of gear where 4 small tubes are worth more than the whole rest of the unit. I have no idea why these are so popular. They’re legendary for some reason. But I’ve tested 100s of tubes and there really is no ‘magic’ there to justify the reputation.

  56. 56.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 12:00 am

    @asiangrrlMN: 12-8:30 PM. That’s almost exactly what I was working before. And if I can help it I ain’t changing it. And yeah I gots a job for a whopping two weeks. My manager says the continuing resolution isn’t the one we should worry about, it’s the debt ceiling fight. Of course she’s a dual Hungarian citizen so she can bail if she needs to.

  57. 57.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 7, 2010 at 12:02 am

    McCainFeinWorgen

    OK, now I’m just getting stupid.

    BehindTheGreenWorgen

  58. 58.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 12:03 am

    @Yutsano: Cool. That’s the second shift, then. And, two weeks. Gah. Yeah. Stoopid debt ceiling claptrap. Sigh. I’m listening to Dolly, which is not helping my mood. Oh well.

  59. 59.

    Hippie Killer

    December 7, 2010 at 12:04 am

    Come on, John. You know you want to play Call of Duty with me.

  60. 60.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 7, 2010 at 12:04 am

    ChuckWorgen

  61. 61.

    mr. whipple

    December 7, 2010 at 12:08 am

    @Ross Hershberger:

    But I’ve tested 100s of tubes and there really is no ‘magic’ there to justify the reputation.

    At $100 per, I’d say they are loaded with magic :)

  62. 62.

    Seebach

    December 7, 2010 at 12:13 am

    If everything in the state department cables is stuff that everybody already knows, that means we’re paying the state department to do jack shit but read Newsweek, right?

  63. 63.

    Ross Hershberger

    December 7, 2010 at 12:14 am

    @mr. whipple:
    For high Mu I’m partial to the Cold War Russian high transconductance video pentodes, triode wired and loaded with a depletion mode MOSFET. Stomps any 12AX7 ever made. And dirt cheap. About $2 each, delivered from Eastern Europe smelling like paradichlorobenzine fumigant.

    Midnight. Pumpkin time.

    have a happy tomorrow.

  64. 64.

    Clockwork Buddha

    December 7, 2010 at 12:16 am

    Meh, I wish I could play…but they go and release it a week before fookin’ finals.

    GJ, Blizz.

    Thinking of making a Goblin priest, though – PayForPray. He’ll be like a little green televangelist.

  65. 65.

    Joseph Nobles

    December 7, 2010 at 12:19 am

    LoseUrWorgenity

  66. 66.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 12:24 am

    @asiangrrlMN: Dolly doth not help your mood? Hmm..lemme do some digging around then.

  67. 67.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 12:29 am

    @Yutsano: Well, I am listening to her not-so-upbeat songs, so no. I’m being emo, as the kids would say.

  68. 68.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 12:37 am

    @asiangrrlMN: I could dig out the total opposite of emo…but FH #1 almost killed me the last time I did.

  69. 69.

    srv

    December 7, 2010 at 12:44 am

    I’m just wondering, when does John do his real work? Or has he been on unemployment the last two years?

    Glenzillaworgen

  70. 70.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 12:46 am

    @Yutsano: Is OK. I wallow; therefore, I am. Current earworm.

    Though, I’m done with it. Next up: This.

    ETA: FH#1 is rarely on the weekday threads, so live dangerously.

  71. 71.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 1:09 am

    @asiangrrlMN: Mmm…pretty Italian opera singers…in nifty setting…oh wait, what were we talking about again?

    Oh yeah. I’ll ease into things. Like German hockey anthems. The baby polar bear sticking his tongue out near the beginning makes this vid.

  72. 72.

    matoko_chan

    December 7, 2010 at 1:11 am

    @Cole you cannot make a worgen foul traitor horde.
    or….at least it will take you a very long time. :)
    i will drink your wreck list hunters blood on the battlefield of Gilneas.
    beware of ookamihime.

  73. 73.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 1:19 am

    @Yutsano: What. the hell. was that? That completely befuddled me (but the polar bear wascute).

    ETA: And, yeah, Alessandro Safina is yummy.

  74. 74.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 1:24 am

    @asiangrrlMN: I should have cautioned the rest of the vid was rather poorly done. But the baby polar bear was just too much squee not to share.

    I suppose I need to step up my game here. And yes I could get even wronger here.

    PS: Ichiro one thread up.

  75. 75.

    Forkbeard

    December 7, 2010 at 1:29 am

    TheWorgCollective – worgen Warrior/Engineer, I’m thinking. Nothing quite like advertising geekitude and showing I like Star Trek AND WoW.

    Though sadly my worgen druid will be named Fubear, as I’m too much of a programmer to let that name pass.

  76. 76.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 1:43 am

    @Yutsano: I love that version of that song! I love Andrea Bocelli. My current earworm (both versions). P.S. Thanks for the heads up on Ichiro. How he fits in with the Confederacy, I don’t know. Color me intrigued.

    No fair. You posted that before. Come to think of it, you’ve posted this before. And, the ad at the top tells me where polar bears vote.

  77. 77.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 1:53 am

    @asiangrrlMN: The joke itself is the point. I smell a nest of ratfuckers and am using teh awesome that is Ichiro to expose their chicanery. You know I could post the NSFW vid FH #1 showed us. The reactions to naked men singing could be priceless.

  78. 78.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 1:59 am

    @Yutsano: This is true. And, I agree with the ratfuckery. But, I am staying out of two threads up. I have no heart for it. I pretty much stayed out of the thread above, but it’s not too bad. FH#1 posted this vid for me a bit back. I love it, but it’s a bit dark.

    ETA: Go ahead post it. I wouldn’t mind seeing it again.

    And, for Doris who was diagnosis with leukemia, but is doing OK. Not a message–just love this song.

    Kiss, kiss, Doris.

  79. 79.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 2:12 am

    @asiangrrlMN: Since my bitching about the Seachickens didn’t get me kicked off this blog, I figure I’m probably safe with this. I disavow all responsibility for suzanne’s reaction however.

  80. 80.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 2:17 am

    @Yutsano: You linked this before, too. It’s not nice to tease (they have to be gay, amirite? And, the chick is too skinny for my taste. And, those guys look like dolls. Way too sculpted). Plus, this is a bad song. Sorry. Better song by a gay duo. (Plus, it fits my emo mood).

  81. 81.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 2:36 am

    @asiangrrlMN: I now say fie on your emo. And that was FH #1 that found the naked guy vid.

    ANd if you REALLY want dark, moody Erasure, I can play that game.

  82. 82.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 2:39 am

    @Yutsano: Oh, that was the nekkid guy vid? I was thinking of the donut one. And, I love this song! And, Murray Head. Brother of Anthony Head. Yum yum.

    And, back to emo. One of my all-time favorite songs.

  83. 83.

    Yutsano

    December 7, 2010 at 2:46 am

    @asiangrrlMN: And I’m spent. Five more mornings left of getting up early. Woot.

  84. 84.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 2:48 am

    @Yutsano: That’s a gorgeous Erasure song. And, this is the video from FH#1 of which I was thinking. Ice cream, not donuts.

    When I’m feeling very emo, this is my personal theme song.

  85. 85.

    asiangrrlMN

    December 7, 2010 at 2:52 am

    @Yutsano: FYWP. I’m out, too. Night.

  86. 86.

    Ron Coleman

    December 7, 2010 at 8:38 am

    @Ross Hershberger: I think you’ve found mine.

    Hands off!

  87. 87.

    IdahoSpud

    December 7, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Geez! Whats with all the ally faction on this blog?

    The goblin quests (as always) are a howl. I spent an hour driving around the goblin capital city with my drunken goblin friends in a hot-rod, inadvertently running over the odd goblin citizen, who would yell “You’ll year from my lawyer!!!”

    See you in the World… of Warcraft!

    Wobblygoblin

  88. 88.

    Lisa

    December 7, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, but I want to do whatever it is so I can name my worgen (whatever the shit that is) Worgen Freeman.

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