Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

Come on, man.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

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They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

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  4. 4.

    Jewish Steel

    FAFSAs Shrugged…Stafford something…

    Oh, I’ve got it! Looks like that Fountainhead…no.

    I got nothing.

  6. 6.

    Evolved Deep Southerner

    @Anne Laurie: Um, yeah. I was about to say something like “Lord, didn’t we talk this thing to death the other night, or was I just imagining all that?”

  16. 16.

    beltane

    Objectivism is just about the most stupid philosophy ever devised by humankind. I wish there was a philosopher afterlife where Ayn Rand could be mocked by her betters for all eternity.

  19. 19.

    urbanreader

    Possibly Too Offensive, But I Cannot Resist:

    “Help, I’m being fisted by the invisible hand”

  22. 22.

    suzanne

    LMMFAO. This has improved my mood immensely.

    I realize that the schadenfreude which comprises so much of what I find hilarious in fact proves that I am a horrible person with a heart of coal. I’m totally okay with that.

  23. 23.

    Yutsano

    @suzanne:

    I realize that the schadenfreude which comprises so much of what I find hilarious in fact proves that I am a horrible person with a heart of coal. intelligent enough to recognize Objectivism as the huge pile of bullpuckey it is.

    Improved that for ya.

  24. 24.

    wazmo

    @Anne Laurie, @John Cole: You can blame me for not catching this in my usual stroll thorough here and causing a backfeed-y’know, like plugging in one of those Denon $500 audiophile-grade Ethernet cables in backwards (look it up on Amazon). Perhaps putting “Ayn Rand U’ in the title might have stuck in my mind a little more firmer.

    I ask forgiveness.

  26. 26.

    Tom Levenson

    I’m with@Yutsano: . I loved it when Anne Laurie led me to the whole CHE schadenfreude-fest, and I love it now. Can’t have too much fun with this kind of stuff.

    TL + 3

  28. 28.

    Glinda

    Okay. That news has made me much perkier.

    To flog one of my favorite quotes:

    There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

    A nod to John Rogers (from a post several years ago) @ Kung Fu Monkey.

  33. 33.

    The Republic of Stupidity

    @suzanne:

    Ah yes… sweet, sweet schadenfreude…

    The nectar of the godless…

    I have to say… after reading this… I’m in a better mood…

  41. 41.

    SFAW

    Damn. Now we’ll never learn who John Galt is.

    Who?

    OT: The Independent says wingers miffed that Sarah can’t shoot straight.

    That article was so full of win, it’s more fun than the Rand U one, thanks.

    Palin should be glad it was a caribou, and not a grizzly, she was trying to bag. Otherwise she’d be Grizzly Manure, not Mama.

    Atlas Floundered

    Foundered. (Please forgive the pedantry.)

  43. 43.

    PaulW

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAA

    The Schadenfreude, it tastes so good!

    Reminds of the mad scientist guy from the movie “Help!”: “Oh, he’s out the rule the world… if he can get a government grant…”

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