Let’s get this out of the way as the blessed season approaches: I fucking hate Christmas. I’m not a Christian and Jesus isn’t my friend, so I don’t want to celebrate his birthday. I don’t like shopping and buying shit people don’t need and want. I buy myself everything I want and don’t want any goddam clever gifts. I resent the inconvenience of fighting holiday traffic and listening to awful fucking Christmas music for more than a solid month. As far as I’m concerned, Santa should cram himself in a two wetsuits, jam in a couple of dildos and ho-ho-ho himself to death.
That said, though it may surprise regular readers of this blog, I’m a “normal” happily married guy and therefore I will “celebrate” this fucking holiday with gritted teeth, as per usual. So, here’s a thread to bitch about the holidays. In the meantime, today’s the last day for free shipping on Amazon so I have to do some more fucking shopping.