He led without a mandate. He taught without a script. His common sense parables filled people with promise and compassion, His words forever inspiring.[….]
The liberal court found Him guilty of false offences and sentenced Him to death, all because He changed the hearts and minds of men with an army of 12.
His death reset the clock of time.
Never before and not since has there ever been such a perfect conservative.
This is good, but there’s one thing this guy really missed, in the second sentence. Can you guess what it is?
He should have said “taught without a *teleprompter*”.