Such a lazy day today I honestly couldn’t remember if I had showered or not, so I was brushing my fangs prior to hosing myself off, and Tunch got in the shower. I looked at him, finished brushing, and then got in the shower. He didn’t move. I pulled the shower curtain shut. He still just stood there. You know where this is going, don’t you?
I then… picked him up and carried him out, because I’m stupid, but I’m not that damned stupid.