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You are here: Home / Science & Technology / Soshalist Obama’s Secret Plan to Bring Kenyan Mooslim Communism To Outer Space

Soshalist Obama’s Secret Plan to Bring Kenyan Mooslim Communism To Outer Space

by Tom Levenson|  February 5, 20115:33 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!

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So, in 2010, while distracting the nation with a smokescreen of trivialities like the creation of  death panels to murder grandma in the name of health care reform and the government take over of a reform of the financial system, that relentless enemy of all things capitalist, Barack Hussein Obama, snuck past an unsuspecting public his real plan:  NASA now leads the government take over of the high ground! Yup, the final frontier itself.

Or not, as today’s New York Times reports.

Last year, the Obama administration pushed through an ambitious transformation for NASA: canceling the Ares I rocket, which was to be the successor to the current generation of space shuttles, and turning to the commercial sector for astronaut transportation.

The story focuses mostly on the work of Sierra Nevada Space Systems, which sounds as if it has done a number of very clever things, including leveraging prior work by NASA on a space-plane design (itself derived from a spy-plane photographed Soviet experiment).  That project had been discarded under the former and not-much-missed administrator Daniel Goldin, but Sierra Nevada’s use of the external shape of the earlier vehicle allows them to grab all the wind test data NASA collected before the original project went poof.

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What’s this?  Under Obama’s administration, smart and nimble private companies are aiding the government in the achievement of national goals while seeking profit?

Unpossible.

Next thing you know, Richard Branson will sign up to handle the passanger trade for the new space hoppers.

Oh wait:

Virgin Galactic, the spacecraft division of Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin empire, signed on as a strategic partner in December. Among the possible roles that Virgin could play is selling seats on the Dream Chaser.

That dastardly Obama.   You know he’s not a real American because he’s so damn sneaky.

Image:  Y’all know this one, right.  Anyway:  Vincent van Gogh Starry Night, 1889

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  1. 1.

    Ailuridae

    February 5, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    Neat post.

    I’m a totally art ignorant (not necessarily by choice) but this is the first time in months I immediately knew the piece of art work in a Levenson post. Yeah, Yeah, the non-NBA Don McLean and all that but still….

  2. 2.

    Tom Levenson

    February 5, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    @Ailuridae: I thought of some other ones, but really, what else would do here?

  3. 3.

    Pooh

    February 5, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    The fact that you knew there was an NBA Don McLean is worrying…

  4. 4.

    Brachiator

    February 5, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    By the way, this painting, along with several others, is used to wonderful effect in a recent Doctor Who episode, “Vincent and the Doctor.” Available as a download on iTunes and elsewhere. Actor Tony Curran is quite touching as Van Gogh.

    The episode was written by Richard Curtis (Four Weddings and a Funeral, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Notting Hill, and Love Actually, as well as the hit sitcoms Blackadder, Mr. Bean and The Vicar of Dibley), and was criticized by a crabby few as not being science fictiony enough. Most people though, were knocked out by the episode.

    I look forward to a future episode of Doctor Who where Obama is revealed to be a Dalek, leading a techno-Islamic invasion of Earth.

  5. 5.

    MikeJ

    February 5, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    @Brachiator: Did the same writer do the Agatha Christie ep too? They were both good.

  6. 6.

    BGinCHI

    February 5, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin empire

    Now that’s my kind of Imperialism. I don’t even think Lenin was against that one.

  7. 7.

    dmsilev

    February 5, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    @Brachiator:

    I look forward to a future episode of Doctor Who where Obama is revealed to be a Dalek, leading a techno-Islamic invasion of Earth.

    No, Obama is a Time Lord. That’s how he faked the evidence of his own birth.

    dms

  8. 8.

    hildebrand

    February 5, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    @Brachiator: The episode is up for an award for its deft handling of mental illness. Frankly, if the the scene with Van Gogh at the Musee D’Orsay doesn’t require a few hankies, then, well, clearly the viewer is a Dalek.

  9. 9.

    Pooh

    February 5, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    nerds

  10. 10.

    gnomedad

    February 5, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Herr Doktor Krauthammer loses faith in capitalism. So sad.

  11. 11.

    Bill Murray

    February 5, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    It could also be referred to as privatizing our science knowledge for the profit of a few

  12. 12.

    Josie

    February 5, 2011 at 6:14 pm

    Oh my gosh! That is my most favorite Van Gogh painting of all time. I love your use of paintings to go with your posts. Many of them are new to me, since I am not an art person, but this one I knew. This site just keeps educating me in so many ways.

  13. 13.

    Yutsano

    February 5, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    @gnomedad: Ur link no work. U fix.

  14. 14.

    Ailuridae

    February 5, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    @gnomedad:

    I’ll always amazed by how many conservatives who think all government spending is awful would welcome a nearly unlimited budget for space travel. Does this have something to do with the connection between glibertarianism and craptastic sci-fi? It really is “I have this principled stance on government spending except where it disagrees with my childhood fantasies”.

  15. 15.

    gnomedad

    February 5, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Ur link no work. U fix.

    Oopsie. Thanks.

    Herr Doktor Krauthammer loses faith in capitalism. So sad.

  16. 16.

    gnomedad

    February 5, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    @Ailuridae:

    Does this have something to do with the connection between glibertarianism and craptastic sci-fi?

    Possibly, but in this case, opposing anything that’s Obama’s idea is probably sufficient. If Bush or St. Ronnie had done this, it would’ve been a stroke of genius and long overdue.

  17. 17.

    Kirbster

    February 5, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    It sounds like a DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Project Agency) thing. DARPA is a sort of a government idea incubator that does preliminary work on new technologies with relatively little bureaucracy and red tape, and then passes projects on to private companies. It’s supposed to be quite cost-effective, at least according to Michael Belfiore in the book The Department of Mad Scientists.

    DARPA’s web site is very interesting, too. See at least a few of your tax dollars at work at:

    http://www.darpa.mil/

  18. 18.

    Davis X. Machina

    February 5, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Obama is revealed to be a Dalek,

    Zandar, of Zandar vs. The Stupid, already has Daleks running around his blog saying “TRIAAAAAANG-U-LATE”…so that’s probably not much of a stretch.

  19. 19.

    Linkmeister

    February 5, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    Joni Mitchell had a wonderful line at a concert when the crowd was howling for her to sing one of her early hits; she’d moved about five years past that period and was writing and singing material quite unlike “The Circle Game” and “Both Sides Now” by then.

    She said “Nobody asked Van Gogh to paint A Starry Night again, man.”

    Super.

  20. 20.

    Brachiator

    February 5, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    @hildebrand:

    The episode is up for an award for its deft handling of mental illness. Frankly, if the the scene with Van Gogh at the Musee D’Orsay doesn’t require a few hankies, then, well, clearly the viewer is a Dalek.

    Agreed.

    And a certain scene where Van Gogh takes the Doctor and Amy out to show them how the universe looks from his perspective, well…. it may not make you cry, but it should certainly make you go, “Wow.”

  21. 21.

    Brachiator

    February 5, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    @MikeJ:

    Did the same writer do the Agatha Christie ep too? They were both good.

    Do you mean The Unicorn and the Wasp? The writer of that episode was Gareth Roberts.

  22. 22.

    MikeJ

    February 5, 2011 at 7:39 pm

    @Kirbster: DARPA’s predecessor had a wacky idea about letting different computer networks talk to each other that’s worked out pretty well.

  23. 23.

    MaximusNYC

    February 5, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    @gnomedad, @Ailuridae:

    Do all the teabaggers who snipe about Obama’s cutting the NASA budget really disapprove because they love the space program? Or is it just incoherent, hypocritical O-bashing?

    From the Yahoo News comment threads on every story about NASA, I get the impression that it’s the latter.

  24. 24.

    Emma

    February 5, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    Brachiator: Don’t be silly. Obama is not a Dalek. He’s an Ood. He will lead us into the collective mind!

  25. 25.

    Chad N Freude

    February 5, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    @gnomedad: Apparently, Krauthammer thinks Obama isn’t spending enough government money:

    When John F. Kennedy pledged to go to the moon, he meant it. He had an intense personal commitment to the enterprise. He delivered speeches remembered to this day. He dedicated astronomical sums to make it happen.

    ETA: I don’t think Krauthammer intended the pun.

  26. 26.

    Buck

    February 5, 2011 at 9:51 pm

    Starry Night

    I have a copy of this. You can stare at it for hours – beautiful.

  27. 27.

    burnspbesq

    February 5, 2011 at 9:56 pm

    @Ailuridae:

    I’ll always amazed by how many conservatives who think all government spending is awful would welcome a nearly unlimited budget for space travel.

    What that’s about is the neocon wet dream vision of an orbiting platform, loaded to the gills with nukes and lasers. They’ve spent too much time reading Dale Brown. So have I, but at least I know it’s fiction.

  28. 28.

    Mike G

    February 5, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    @MaximusNYC:

    Reading Yahoo comments on anything, news or finance, is like cruising the sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.

  29. 29.

    Joey Maloney

    February 6, 2011 at 1:01 am

    @Brachiator: I look forward to a future episode of Doctor Who where Obama is revealed to be a Dalek, leading a techno-Islamic invasion of Earth.

    MOOSLEMINATE! MOOSLEMINATE!

  30. 30.

    Ab_Normal

    February 6, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    It’s posts and comments like these that make me realize I’ve found a home on the internets… (relurks)

  31. 31.

    AAA Bonds

    February 6, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    Last year, the Obama administration pushed through an ambitious transformation for NASA: canceling the Ares I rocket, which was to be the successor to the current generation of space shuttles, and turning to the commercial sector for astronaut transportation.

    Hey, so, for anyone who’s interested, the real story is that this will transform space exploration from a poorly-administered public program into a private investment boondoggle that will be quickly outpaced by the space programs of Korea and China.

    You read it here first.

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