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Slow day for politics

by DougJ|  February 7, 20113:53 pm| 59 Comments

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Slow day for politics today, a lot of Jebmentum and the Politico discovers that Villagers love the idea of bipartisanship. Who knew?

What else is going on?

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  1. 1.

    MikeJ

    February 7, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    Fell behind in my assigned reading, finishing chapter 3 of Nixonland for tonight’s book club.

  2. 2.

    Bulworth

    February 7, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Well, Obama apparently went to The Chamber to meet with our Galtian overlords.

  3. 3.

    ET

    February 7, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    I am going to assume that the Jebmentum talk is all about how people hate all of those potentials on the GOP side of the aisle or don’t think they have a snowballs chance so they are casting lure hoping for a bite.

    For the record I don’t care about Jeb’s qualifications, but honestly no more Bush president’s please.

  4. 4.

    pragmatism

    February 7, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    day after super bowl should be a nat’l holiday. i’m hungover and wungover from beers and wings.

  5. 5.

    piratedan

    February 7, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    strange, I thought the Village would be busy analyzing that O’Reilly interview with the Prez and trying to draw inferences about what Obama was really saying by counting the furrows on his forehead and such.

  6. 6.

    srv

    February 7, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    David Brooks responds to Reddit.

  7. 7.

    Pangloss

    February 7, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    The way I heard it over at GOS, Obama sold us out, threw us under the bus, stabbed us in the back and caved in to the Republicans by speaking at the US Chamber of Commerce. And also, a President Chomsky or Kucinich would never do such a thing.

  8. 8.

    jnfr

    February 7, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    We’re going to have more snow around Denver, and I haven’t dug out the car from the last snow yet. I should really go do that.

  9. 9.

    catclub

    February 7, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    well, is the Muslim Brotherhood being thrown from the bus, or doing the throwing?

    http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2011/0207/Egypt-protests-Muslim-Brotherhood-s-concessions-prompt-anger

    And why does their acceptance of Mubarak for a while longer match up with Wizner’s – which the State Department promptly called – his personal view only.?

  10. 10.

    Mark S.

    February 7, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Hippie economist blames global warming for rising food prices and Third World instability. Liberals certainly create their own reality since last week’s storm proved that global warming doesn’t exist.

    Poll finds that most Americans are suicidally stupid.

  11. 11.

    Pangloss

    February 7, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    @piratedan:

    I thought the Village would be busy analyzing that O’Reilly interview with the Prez and trying to draw inferences about what Obama was really saying by counting the furrows on his forehead and such.

    That is SO last news cycle.

  12. 12.

    Rosalita

    February 7, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    Really annoying “One Question Site Survey” jumping around my screen. What the hell??

  13. 13.

    danimal

    February 7, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    @piratedan: The consensus on the local Sports Talk radio has been characterizing the O’Really/Obama interview as disrespectful to the office of the president. Interesting. I’m almost tempted to take a look at the interview now. Bill O’ may have forgotten his audience was not the FNC crowd.

  14. 14.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    February 7, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    Jeb screwed himself by becoming a Catholic. His brother fucked up any other tiny chance he had.

  15. 15.

    catclub

    February 7, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    @Mark S.:
    I guess I should just laugh. This time the 27% is on the otehr foot.

    But I bet if you asked: Should the Federal Government collect taxes? Only 45% would say yes.

    If you asked: Should the Federal Government collect taxes from private citizens? Only 35% would say yes.

    If you asked: Should the federal Government collect taxes FROM YOU? Only 27% would say yes.

    So I am not sure how relevant this survey is.

    If you asked: Should the Federal Government default on its debts and not pay seniors their Social Security and soldiers their combat pay? You get a different result.

  16. 16.

    srv

    February 7, 2011 at 4:13 pm

    @catclub:

    And why does their acceptance of Mubarak for a while longer match

    Split your opposition. The regime and MB have more in common than either have with “freedom” fighters.

  17. 17.

    cyntax

    February 7, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    @danimal:

    The consensus on the local Sports Talk radio has been characterizing the O’Really/Obama interview as disrespectful to the office of the president. Interesting.

    That is interesting. Particularly in light of what Cokie said this morning on NPR, which was the exact opposite. Though for once she was supplying “analysis” and not simply restating the obvious. However, I’m comforted by the possibility that a local sports show can turn in better political analysis than she can.

    Way to keep failing up Cokie.

  18. 18.

    Redshirt

    February 7, 2011 at 4:15 pm

    Hey Northerners – have you noticed how late the Sun is hanging around these days. Laws! I saw the sun at like 5:02 yesterday!

  19. 19.

    Ailuridae

    February 7, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    @Redshirt:

    Indeed! Sunset today in Chicago is 5:13.

  20. 20.

    Benjamin Cisco

    February 7, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    @danimal: Wow, really? Not that anyone should be surprised – O’RLY would’ve been run out of town on a rail had he NOT been, uh, “edgy” with the President. Can’t respect the IslamiCommiKenyaLiberFacsist, oh no.
    __
    But I guess if he’s actually being called out for it instead of being cheered on, there may yet be some hope for us.

  21. 21.

    Zifnab

    February 7, 2011 at 4:18 pm

    a lot of Jebmentum

    I really do hope he runs, just so I can see him fail.

  22. 22.

    Redshirt

    February 7, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    @Ailuridae: This is the down east Mainer talking here, but I love this time of the year, for while the weather is still dreadful, and will be for sometime to come, hope is there – you can see it, every morning, every evening.

    I’ve learned – as I knew I would – one thing from the Sox winning in 2004: It’s better to hope than to have.

  23. 23.

    Rosalita

    February 7, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    @Redshirt:

    You bet! and 43 degrees yesterday, t-shirt weather!

  24. 24.

    Legalize

    February 7, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    We’ve got the white death here in SW Ohio / N. Ky. We should get a whole 1/2 an inch by 5pm. Which means traffic will be snarled and schools should already be announcing delays and cancellations for tomorrow morning.

  25. 25.

    freelancer

    February 7, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    @Zifnab:

    This would freak a lot of Repubs out. The whole point is that, Obama came to office running, not just against McCain, but Bush. They have no desire to have their next candidate be open to the exact same criticisms.
    “He’s the smart Bush!” isn’t exactly a persuasive argument. Kind of like being the prettiest Denny’s waitress.

  26. 26.

    Culture of Truth

    February 7, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    What else is going on?

    Obama is going to recognize Southern Sudan as an independent country.

    So they ccan hide his birth certificate forever, presumably.

    And yes they haz lotz of oil

  27. 27.

    PaulW

    February 7, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    my 4-year-old desktop computer died on me last week, so I spent $700 for a replacement barebones kit I put together (barely). It’s getting the Win 7 Install now while I work on my laptop.

    As a result, I need 1,430 people to purchase the ebook-only short story I posted on B&N Nook, “Welcome to Florida” to pay for the costs of the new computer. Please and thank you.

  28. 28.

    Svensker

    February 7, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    So the water coming up through the floor was not from a broken pipe in the bathroom, it’s a broken sewer main. And that wasn’t water.

    Wondering where we’re going to live until the city fixes this. Also wondering when we’re going to be warm and clean again.

    Oy.

  29. 29.

    Hunter Gathers

    February 7, 2011 at 4:27 pm

    Jeb Bush for POTUS, because the two previous Bushes were just so damned awesome. And we really need a POTUS with a white trash nickname. And because Brooks, Broder and Gergen would get permanent woodies. Because this country really should be ruled by a monarchy. A 3rd Bush couldn’t possibly fuck up as bad as the first two, right?

  30. 30.

    Culture of Truth

    February 7, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Speaking of Africa:

    “Mao Promises To Lower Taxes”

    Truly it is a new age we live in.

  31. 31.

    Culture of Truth

    February 7, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    Cokie Roberts is a weathervane of incorrectnes.

  32. 32.

    PaulW

    February 7, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    @freelancer:

    “He’s the smart Bush!” isn’t exactly a persuasive argument. Kind of like being the prettiest Denny’s waitress.

    Hey. I would date a pretty Denny’s waitress.

    Just to say, if Jeb Bush does run he will get the core GOP voters and most likely win Florida (he’s still popular here DESPITE his actual weak governing record, and the fact he’s going after the teachers’ unions by destroying our educational system as a means to that end). But his biggest detraction will be the same McCain had in 2008: where will Jeb bring in his Cabinet, who and with what backgrounds? That Jeb will most likely be bringing back large elements of Bush the Lesser’s administration (and more likely implementing many of Dubya’s policies) ought to scare every Democrat into getting out the vote, and to scare enough independent voters over into the Democratic camp.
    Another argument against Bush would be “Dammit, we’ve already had two Bushes in the White House!” The American sentiment against blood dynasties will kick in. For all the griping about the Kennedy family, the Bushes will get worse.

  33. 33.

    Chyron HR

    February 7, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    Jebmentum

    The Republican Party turned into a monarchy so gradually I hardly even noticed.

  34. 34.

    Mako

    February 7, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Solid food before 4 months makes kids obese?
    That sounds like bullshit to me.

  35. 35.

    Ailuridae

    February 7, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Err, 700? That’s a lot of barebones computer.

    Windows 7 off of the disk under a normal installation is full of unnecessary bloat, fwiw.

  36. 36.

    PaulW

    February 7, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    @Svensker:
    Oy, so sorry about that happening to you. I hope you can relocate to higher ground…

  37. 37.

    freelancer

    February 7, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    DougJ, How are your protests going?

    Bwaaaaaahahahahaaa! Can. Not. Stop. Laughing.

  38. 38.

    Bulworth

    February 7, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    @Pangloss: GOS is wrong. Obama said a bunch of stuff about sharing the wealth around. Very communist.

  39. 39.

    Linkmeister

    February 7, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    @PaulW: Remember Jesse Jackson in 2000? “America, stay out of the Bushes!”

  40. 40.

    Ash Can

    February 7, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    @freelancer: If that hasn’t been photoshopped, then, well, I, uh… ::is speechless::

  41. 41.

    catclub

    February 7, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    @PaulW: “Another argument against Bush would be “Dammit, we’ve already had two Bushes in the White House!” The American sentiment against blood dynasties will kick in.”

    Unfortunately assumes facts not in evidence.

    Bush, Kennedy, Clinton, Quayle in Arizona for gawdsake,Evan Bayh!

    It looks more like Americans really love blood dynasties if they are willing to vote for those last two instead of someone competent.

  42. 42.

    Redshirt

    February 7, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    As long as it’s a Republican Blood Dynasty, it’s cool, of course.

  43. 43.

    freelancer

    February 7, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    @Ash Can:

    “I’m walking here! I’m walking here! Like an Egyptian.”

  44. 44.

    catclub

    February 7, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    @freelancer: I think that means either Quebec or Vermont correspond to Israel!
    New Hampshire is the Occupied West Bank.

  45. 45.

    keith

    February 7, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    Queue the clip of billo explaining his softball Bush interviews as due to ‘respect for the office.’ twas around 2006.

  46. 46.

    Tonal Crow

    February 7, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Politico discovers that Villagers love the idea of bipartisanship. Who knew?

    You forgot the air-quotes around the bi-word.

  47. 47.

    JR

    February 7, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Uh, the DLC and Jane Harman are on the way out, and John Lewis is writing a graphic novel. This is like the best day for politics EVAH!

  48. 48.

    kdaug

    February 7, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    @freelancer: You may think it’s funny, but I’ve been to the Great Pyramids of Brooklyn, and I thought she was awesome.

    The Sphynx of Soho has aged a bit, though.

  49. 49.

    Mako

    February 7, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    @Mako:
    Of course, the solid food could be McDonalds.

  50. 50.

    freelancer

    February 7, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    @kdaug:

    The Muslim Brotherhood has weird facial hair, and they get violent really quickly.

  51. 51.

    Tonal Crow

    February 7, 2011 at 5:09 pm

    @Mark S.:

    Hippie economist blames global warming for rising food prices and Third World instability.

    That was good to see. Climate change should more commonly be discussed using phrases like “You mess up the rains, you starve”, because we are utterly dependent upon stable rainfall patterns, and heating the atmosphere significantly raises the odds that we we’ll do undesireable things to those patterns. For a primer, try this. Sample: “Reduced rainfall over continental interiors during summer due to increases in evaporation.” Hmm, what do we often grow in continental interiors?

  52. 52.

    kdaug

    February 7, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    @freelancer: Thanks for the reminder – that was an awesome movie.

  53. 53.

    Alex

    February 7, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    If today gets too slow, you can always visit my blog. We’re celebrating the first-ever Army Ant Week.

  54. 54.

    Mako

    February 7, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    Hmm, what do we often grow in continental interiors?

    Is it a ’68 Continental, with suicide doors? Good times.

  55. 55.

    piratedan

    February 7, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    @catclub: geez thot that was a Clinton flashback about being in favor of more “Bush” in office, Big B not little b, huge difference I suppose.

  56. 56.

    Bubblegum Tate

    February 7, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Bristol Palin’s “writing” a memoir. Have we all had a good laugh about that already?

  57. 57.

    Keith

    February 7, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    @Bubblegum Tate: Is it gonna be like a sequel to the Kama Sutra or something? Or maybe all the slutty parts will take place as the alter ego Pistol Bralin.

  58. 58.

    burnspbesq

    February 7, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    Over at Andrew’s place, young Conor is attempting to referee a pie fight between James Joyner and Robert Stacy McCain. It’s quite amusing. Joyner appears to be ahead on all cards.

    Get well soon, Andrew. Like right the fuck now.

  59. 59.

    Uloborus

    February 7, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    @Alex:
    Sweet puddin’ taters, another entomologist at last. Lemme bookmark that blog. Lucy will love these closeups, too.

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