The only happy trail she’s concerned about is the money trail 
OMG, you guyz!! The Virgin Saint of Financial Mismanagement is going to investigate leftist socialistlibrulists groups because GEORGE SOROS and JEWS, that’s why:
Failed GOP Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell is back, and she’s telling supporters she wants her newly formed political action committee ChristinePAC to “investigate and counter attack leftwing groups.”
O’Donnell, who wrote that her losing campaign sent “shockwaves” throughout the nation, said in an e-mail to supporters Tuesday that her group will look into the groups “funded with one million dollars or more from billionaire leftist George Soros.”
“The Left keeps after me because they consider strong, Republican women a danger to their status quo,” O’Donnell wrote. “Your donation also enables me to speak out in many venues from Coast to Coast, thereby helping support a nationwide effort. This is a way that will help me counter attack our opponents and bring the battle to them.”
ChristinePAC is based out of O’Donnell’s Delaware home, raising concerns for ethics groups given that O’Donnell is already under investigation for alleged misuse of campaign funds.
Christine, honey — you’re never going to achieve full Palinosity until you stop running your PAC from your fucking house. You should totally demand that Fox News build you a house! They built Sarah her own studio! Aren’t you, like, totes jellis!? Well, you should be. I heard Palin talking shit about you during the pep rally. I heard from this one chick that Sarah calls you thunder thighs behind your back, like all the time. I know! What a slutbag! What’s her damage, anyway?
Run along, now. Aren’t you late for your weekly virgin sacrifice? Here: you can borrow my pentagram pendant.
[via TPM]
[cross-posted here at Angry Black Lady Chronicles]
Bulworth
I hereby do establish the Bulworth PAC, based out of my house, that will look into groups like ChristinePAC funded with one million dollars or more from billionaires like the Koch brothers, etc.
shortstop
She’s a grifter. Grifters grift.
mistermix
Her campaign sent shockwaves alright, much like a turd falling into a toilet.
Carnacki
CarnackiPAC, also run out of my house, is accepting donations to aid in my ongoing investigation of the demonic and supernatural influences behind and sometimes at the forefront of the right wing movemment. You can send me your contribution today in amounts of $25, $50, $1,000,000 or six packs.
Chyron HR
When Republibertarians brag about the right-wing politics of South Park, do they understand that Eric “GIVE ME YOUR JEW GOLD!” Cartman is not meant to be a role model?
PurpleGirl
You’ve probably heard about the latest smear on me.
She claimed it, but she didn’t tell us what the smear it/was. Yeah, she needs the rent money and is too lazy/stupid/ignorant to get a real job.
ETA: Besides, shouldn’t it be “smear about me”. Where did she learn her English?
General Stuck
Nothing worse than an incompetent grifter. Sarah set the mold, with sustained bullshit and a bullseye for those who stopped to ask questions. I figure she will have Ailles head mounted on the wall of her star chamber. Christine could catch the bouquet if she would just stfu and take some notes.
Don K
Thanks for the snark at the end. I’ve long felt that these wingnut women reminded me of ex-cheerleaders who are like so disappointed that the rest of life like isn’t as easy as like high school, where y’know everyone looked up to them and like y’know grades were pretty easy and why is everyone so mean now…
lamh32
“Dolla, dolla bill ya’ll…”
Nothing to add, but no hip hop fanatic could hear ur title and not respond as I have…
Jay C
Great idea! But I have a better one – send your contributions to JayPAC (preferably large ones, and in untraceable cash, please, just to make the, errr, “accounting” easier), and I promise to conduct extensive investigations into Christine O’Donnell, and any other handy right-wing figures – from my home computer! Totally over the Internet! Never mind all that tedious, so-the-last-Century dead-tree “journalism” stuff: this is the Data Age! I’ll not only, ummm, “probe” what the right wing is up to; but if I have any cash left over, I promise to put up a
blogrollconfidential list of contacts for my “special” contributors, so that they too can look stuff up!Now why, you may ask, should you pay money to JayPAC to do this sort of netsurfing: that you, or anyone, can do on their own computer??
Deniability!! Isn’t that worth paying for??
Lysana
@Jay C: And the LysanaPAC will investigate the investigators! (Small bills and money orders only, please. Traveler’s checks OK.) It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Svensker
@PurpleGirl:
Smear on me. (Smear on me.)
Smear on me. (Smear on me.)
I’ll be gone.
Smear me on.
But that’s me stumbling awaaaaaayyyyyy.
Omnes Omnibus
Look, just send me some fucking money. I will spend it as I chose. It’s what everyone else is going to do; I am just willing to admit it.
Litlebritdifrnt
I think I will open BrittyPAC and devote my time and funds to investigating Communist Butterflies.
MaximusNYC
her group will look into the groups “funded with one million dollars or more from billionaire leftist George Soros.”
James O’Keefe just forwarded me this video of billionaire leftist George Soros personally disbursing one million dollars to a leftist group!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw
Rathskeller
Well, it’s one way to try to stay politically relevant and in the news — but this is basically a money laundering scheme. It is superficially legal, unlike her previous grifting uses of donation money, but this PAC can be abused in the same way.
I predict: a PAC that pays her a good salary for doing all the investigations and related appearances, followed by a series of ho-hum non-stories claiming outrage over this or that.
Jay C
@MaximusNYC:
So of course, all that wily Mr. Soros has to do to escape the hawk-like scrutiny of Christine O’Donnell’s crack team of investigatory bloodhounds is to….
Hand out money to “leftists” in lots of $999,000 only!
Guaranteed to escape the notice of ChristinePAC!
And I’m sure that that’s not all that will escape their notice, either…
asiangrrlMN
asiangrrlMN(TM) is not just a brand–it’s a PAC, too. What for? For putting the sexy-sexy back into politics, bay-bee. You need to catch someone hiking the Appalachian Trail? I’me there. You need a wiiiiiiiiiiiiide stance in the Minneapolis International Airport bathroom? I’m really there (very close). You need someone to get caught with a rentboy? I’m all over it. In other words, send me your monies, bitchez, and someone will get hurt*.
*As long as it’s a Democrat. Apparently, no one gives a shit if Republicans do it.
The Commenter on BJ formerly known as arguingwithsignposts
Ewww. I’m 12, and what is this I don’t even
Ash Can
Cripes, haven’t they indicted that cretinous harpy yet?
Karen
Let me get this straight. She’s looking into “leftwing” groups that George Soros funds? In other words, she’s claiming that leftwing groups are illegal? They have to be investigated because only rightwing groups are legitimate? That belonging to a leftwing group is illegal since the group is illegal? That the investigation should lead to all leftwing groups being dissolved and all the people in them be tossed into Guantanimo? Really?
Wait in line, Chrissy dear.
Elisabeth
Is she going to investigate ACORN, too? And Joe Biden who went to his home state to campaign?
Sko Hayes
She’s following in the footsteps of the Grifter Queen, Palin. And she probably needs rent money.
PalinPAC collected over $3 million in donations last year, yet she only spent $500,000 on donations to other candidates.
Things that make you go hmmmmm.
The Populist
I think many Americans in the know might agree the Koch Bros are a bigger threat to our nation than the likes of George Soros.
God these idiots are predictable. The Kochs want an oligarchy, Soros is just a guy who makes a lot of money and supports grass roots liberal causes.
The Kochs fund politician to the tune of HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS yet Christine O’Donnell is frustrated by Soros’ measly offerings to the left. Argh, the nation is getting dumber everyday.
Can we investigate the rot of money in the system? That would be something worthwhile to support…noooo…..she has to use the new liberal conspiracy to fear monger people into giving.
Jay in Oregon
@Sko Hayes:
But Bristol Palin could afford to buy a house in Arizona.
Granted, the housing market in Arizona is shit right now, but still.
maya
Nigerians philanthropists will be flocking to her assisstance, real soon. For a small handling fee, of course.
The Populist
@Sko Hayes:
Well, look at Hannity’s charitable fund. It’s all a joke. It’s no wonder that Sarah needs the attention or else her PAC would stop being funded by dupes that buy her bullshit.
The Populist
@Jay in Oregon: She does have a book coming out which makes me wonder how much she was advanced.
Jay in Oregon
@The Populist:
Are you shitting me??
I’m starting to feel like I’m leaving money on the table by not turning to the dark side and becoming a rightwing blogger.
Hell, you don’t even have to be particularly smart about it; you can preach family values and be married multiple times (or banging someone on the side), and you can preach fiscal responsibility while running your businesses into the ground.
Bubblegum Tate
@shortstop:
But what’s remarkable about her is that she’s just so fucking clumsy at grifting. She’s like a sixth-generation cassette dub of The Grifting Manual by Grifty McGrift.
mclaren
Bear in mind, ABL, that you’re dissing our next Vice President.
America is descending into medievalism so fast, it’s scary.
Nellcote
I’d really like to see a Palin/O’Donnell catfight. Perhaps some selective trolling of their respective blogs will help that along.
asiangrrlMN
@Jay in Oregon: It’s a memoir–despite the fact that her life isn’t worth discussing.
@Nellcote: I don’t think it would be hard to engineer that. They both are incredibly thin-skinned.
PK
I think a more lucrative option for Christine will be a spread in playboy.
b-psycho
You know you’re super-duper-ultra-ridiculous right-wing when you can call a billionaire a “leftist” with a straight face.
morzer
MorzerPAC is now ready to probe any non-witches you may care to name. We accept six-packs, flat-packs, heat packs.. or simple, old-fashioned cash.
Angry Black Lady
@Lysana: haha.
Bex
Oh cut to the case already. One billion in small bills to the BexPAC or the dog gets it.
Angry Black Lady
@Bubblegum Tate: fka Grifty McGriftsalot.
Jeanne ringland
@asiangrrlMN: I heard about the memoir and all I could think was, “Really? Bristol Palin has a memoir?”
Shouldn’t you be just a little older and maybe have done something interesting for a long time before you write your memoirs, even if it’s just liking to fuck.
YellowJournalism
“Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don’t delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.”
And after the eventual court date:
“Hello, this is Homer Simpson aka Happy Dude! The court has ordered me to call every person in town to apologize for my telemarketing scam. I’m sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power!”
0whole1
> “The Left keeps after me because they consider strong, Republican women a danger to their status quo.”
Personally, I keep after her because she’s the daughter of a fill-in Bozo the Clown.
Which is really funny.
Jay in Oregon
@asiangrrlMN:
A memoir? She’s not even old enough to drink (legally)!
What on Earth has Bristol Palin done that makes her life noteworthy that has not come as a result of her being Sarah Palin’s daughter?
Now if it were some super-scandalous book dishing on what it was like growing up under Sarah Palin, the real story about the ’08 election, etc., that would be different. But she’s not going to bite the hand that feeds her — at least, not yet.
Ash Can
@0whole1: Like father, like daughter.
mclaren
Maybe I should start “mclarenPAC” to “combat rampant stupidity among the American electorate.”
AKA pay for my new Ferrari,and I’ll drive around town in it shouting, “You fell for it, dumbos! I hope that teaches you a lesson!”
greennotGreen
I detect snark. ABL, are you disrespecting my religion?
asiangrrlMN
@Jeanne ringland: I was going to make the comparison to Justin Bieber having ‘written’ a memoir–until I remembered that at least he, nominally, was known for doing something.
@Jay in Oregon: Yes. And, yes. Grifter Jr’s gotta grift.
daryljfontaine
@maya: Makes me wonder why some young Nigerian entrepreneur hasn’t set up a thriving business in feeding Birther paranoia via email.
D
Triassic Sands
If anyone “keeps after” her, it should be because she’s an idiot, not because her strength and Republicanism pose a threat to anyone or anything. It’s her stupidity that poses the threat.
Jebediah
@Jeanne ringland:
No, no, she is much more complicated than that. She is someone who likes to fuck AND ALSO finds birth control impossibly challenging.
Paul in KY
@Jay C: Buwhahaahahaha!! Great job, Comrade ‘Jay’. Poor Christine will spend her days waiting in vain for our $1 million dollar transactions that will never arrive.
Truly you are in the vanguard of the Revolution. Also, too.
ed drone
Damn! I’m pretty sure that “EdPAC” is already taken. There goes my fortune!
Ed
BellaPea
Crazy woman.
Jodi
I want to know who the people are that are stupid enough to give to this woman?!?! Those people need to be surgically sterilized!
Tone in DC
@Jay C:
Good one.
Steeplejack
@ed drone:
“DronePAC” has a nice ring to it. I might contribute myself, just based on how it trips off the tongue.