Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

’Where will you hide, Roberts, the laws all being flat?’

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

People are weird.

The revolution will be supervised.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Everybody saw this coming.

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  1. 1.

    freelancer

    Best thing Gina Gershon has done since the glorious trainwreck that is Showgirls

    Not true. Showgirls was 1995. Bound was 1996. Bound is awesomer than Showgirls. Q. E. D.

  2. 2.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Bums me out no end that I can’t watch vids from the BB. But I am ordering a SARAH PALIN FOR PREZNIT 2014 bumper sticker anyhow. Cause that’s how I roll.

    SD+2

  4. 4.

    Trentrunner

    OMG the best part is the Apocalypse Now bit.

    Too bad the naughty words will keep it off the TV.

    Hi. Larry. Us.

  5. 5.

    freelancer

    “I can see Russia from my vagina.”

    And shouldn’t the quote be more “I can see Oval Shaped rooms from my Vagina!”? (Seeing as how Most rooms would be roundish shaped if you could view them via….Nevermind.)

  7. 7.

    Cat Lady

    I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, Tina Fey saved the republic in 2008. The most effective tool against the tide of teatardness is scorn and ridicule, and if a hot chick wields the tool, we all win.

  8. 8.

    kdaug

    Gina Gershon does have the most amazing mouth on the planet, so I’ll give her a pass on Showgirls.

  11. 11.

    Mako

    Gena Gershon, unfortunately, has always been considered the poor man’s Salma Hayek.
    Are the video’s really worth watching, I got a an internet cap here, something you people don’t seem to consider.

  13. 13.

    Gravenstone

    @Karen: I sat through Showgirls at the request of the young lady I was seeing at the time. Being bi herself, she had quite the hots for Gina and wanted to share the experience with me.

  15. 15.

    Mako

    @Mako:
    Are the video’s really worth watching…(?)
    No. Sadly they are really not funny at all. Just stupid and plodding. There really is more to comedy than dressing someone in a flag and eyeglasses.

  16. 16.

    Gravenstone

    O/T (as if there were one in the first place), but listening to classic Chicago really, really loud does wonders for clearing ones head from the day’s quota of shit. Gotta wonder where they’d have gone had Kath not killed himself.

    I think Diana Ross and the Supremes are next on the agenda.

  22. 22.

    stuckinred

    @Gravenstone: 1978 was a tragic and transitional year for Chicago. The year began with an acrimonious split with long-time manager James William Guercio. Then, on January 23, guitarist/singer/songwriter/group co-founder Terry Kath died of an accidental, self-inflicted gunshot wound. One account describes Kath’s drunken last words to guitar tech Don Johnson: “Don’t worry, guys. It isn’t even loaded. See?”[11

  23. 23.

    Gravenstone

    @Mako: Johnson got pigeon holed with Cliffs of Dover. If I want to listen to an instrumental guitarist, I’ll typically go back to what I was listening to in college, various members of the Shrapnel label, especially Tony MacAlpine and Michael Lee Firkins.

  24. 24.

    Gravenstone

    @stuckinred: Yep. Again, I wonder if he could have held off the 80’s Cetera ballads onslaught had he not ended up killing himself. Granted, he was the author of arguably their most famous ballad, Colour My World, so he may have been quite comfortable with the direction Cetera ended up taking them.

  26. 26.

    stuckinred

    @Omnes Omnibus: The first album is Chicago Transit Authority and, when the Chicago Transit Authority threatened to sue them they changed their name to Chicago. Same with Pacific Gas and Electric, PG&E. People want to talk about guitar players? Not many have heard of Glen Schwartz of the James Gang and PG&E. He found de lawd and has played a tiny joint in Cleveland for about 40 years.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdtLhnL1cXY

  30. 30.

    Three-nineteen

    ABL, you really need to see Gina Gershon’s amazing performance on the Psych episode “American Duos”, where she does a wonderful Paula Abdul (spoiler: it looks a lot like the first video).

  31. 31.

    Jager

    Didn’t anyone see Gershon as the orthodox jewish dry cleaners wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm? She was dynamite even with the scarf on her head.

  33. 33.

    Lysana

    @Mako:

    Are the video’s really worth watching

    I found the first one hysterical. The second was a bit too perfect in capturing Palin for me to do more than appreciate Gershon’s talent.

    And here’s another vote for “Bound.” They hired Carol Queen as a consultant to choreograph the sex between Gershon and Tilly. It showed. Those were far more realistic than what you’d see in two dozen girl-girl flesh flicks.

  34. 34.

    Tara the antisocial social worker

    @El Cruzado:

    There actually was a Cthulu-for-President campaign kit somewhere around the 80’s. But the motto was:

    Why settle for the lesser evil?

  37. 37.

    Bobby Thomson

    @stuckinred: Yep. Still have Chicago Transit Authority on vinyl.

    The shift after Kath’s death was immediate. I remember excitedly buying a new Chicago album and thinking, “You gotta be kidding me.”

  38. 38.

    General Stuck

    LOL, thanks ABL, for turning me on to Gina’s Palin skit. Hilarious. Didn’t know Ms. Gershon had such comedic talent.

    am going to watch all of takes.

  39. 39.

    Paul in KY

    @Gravenstone: They’d be in the Rock Hall if Terry was still alive.

    Also, he didn’t purposely kill himself. He was stupidly & drunkenly fucking around with a handgun & accidently shot himself.

  41. 41.

    varmintito

    Funny stuff. And Gina Gershon? In the words of Adam Sandler in the Hannukah song, “that’s a fine lookin’ Jew.” Hot like Chernobyl.

    Loved the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where she plays the orthodox dry cleaner’s wife. When she and Larry are finally in the hotel room to consummate their fling (Cheryl’s 10th anniversary present to Larry was permission to have a one-night-stand), Larry asks her about getting a stain out of something. Her reply, which will stay with me until I die: “Laundry or fuck, Larry? Laundry or fuck?”

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