Best interview with Rummy in the history of the land.
“Is he a lizard? Is Dick Cheney a lizard? Have they eaten any Mexican babies? Have they eaten any human beings?”
WIN.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.
Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.
No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.
Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.
Impressively dumb. Congratulations.
Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll
They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.
Only Democrats have agency, apparently.
Usually wrong but never in doubt
Hot air and ill-informed banter
I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.
The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.
Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.
Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.
Tick tock motherfuckers!
Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.
The words do not have to be perfect.
Accountability, motherfuckers.
Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.
I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.
Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?
Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.
The willow is too close to the house.
Good lord, these people are nuts.
Mike Kay (Peacemaker)
Louis CK looks too much like Jim Cramer.
poor guy.
jheartney
In a sane world every interview Rumsfeld had would go along similar lines.
Except he wouldn’t be able to do very many interviews from prison. He’d have to make do with hanging out in the prison yard with Cheney and Dubya.
freelancer
@jheartney:
Probably not going to be a European leg to Rummy’s book tour either.
Zifnab
@Mike Kay (Peacemaker):
He probably gives better investment advice.
Joel
Is that Opie or Anthony that spends half the interview fellating Rumsfeld?
Ed in NJ
@Joel:
I haven’t listened, but I’ll assume it’s Anthony. I haven’t listened to those guys since mid-2008 when Anthony revealed himself to be a vile, racist Obama-hating douche.
Allan
Answer the damn question, Rummy. Don’t make us waterboard you. (Does waterboarding work on reptiles?)
Jinx
@Allan:
Lizards yes, amphibians no.
BretH
The man does not even deserve the dignity of an interview where he is made fun of. Mr. “I never talked to Doug Feith and the Office of Special Plans” deserves to be SHUNNED by all peopoe…except federal or congressional investigators.
Cliff, who currently owns no pets
@Joel:
I was going to comment on the massive amounts of cocksucking going on in the clip, but you beat me to it.
Mark
@Ed in NJ:
One who supports barry soetoro, is by default
satan’s, bitch.