Best interview with Rummy in the history of the land.
“Is he a lizard? Is Dick Cheney a lizard? Have they eaten any Mexican babies? Have they eaten any human beings?”
WIN.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.
Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.
My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.
🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵
Fight them, without becoming them!
“woke” is the new caravan.
Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.
Second rate reporter says what?
The revolution will be supervised.
So many bastards, so little time.
When we show up, we win.
These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.
The willow is too close to the house.
Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.
A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.
Good lord, these people are nuts.
I conferred with the team and they all agree – still not tired of winning!
This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.
After dobbs, women are no longer free.
Thanks for reminding me that Van Jones needs to be slapped.
There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.
“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”
Mike Kay (Peacemaker)
Louis CK looks too much like Jim Cramer.
poor guy.
jheartney
In a sane world every interview Rumsfeld had would go along similar lines.
Except he wouldn’t be able to do very many interviews from prison. He’d have to make do with hanging out in the prison yard with Cheney and Dubya.
freelancer
@jheartney:
Probably not going to be a European leg to Rummy’s book tour either.
Zifnab
@Mike Kay (Peacemaker):
He probably gives better investment advice.
Joel
Is that Opie or Anthony that spends half the interview fellating Rumsfeld?
Ed in NJ
@Joel:
I haven’t listened, but I’ll assume it’s Anthony. I haven’t listened to those guys since mid-2008 when Anthony revealed himself to be a vile, racist Obama-hating douche.
Allan
Answer the damn question, Rummy. Don’t make us waterboard you. (Does waterboarding work on reptiles?)
Jinx
@Allan:
Lizards yes, amphibians no.
BretH
The man does not even deserve the dignity of an interview where he is made fun of. Mr. “I never talked to Doug Feith and the Office of Special Plans” deserves to be SHUNNED by all peopoe…except federal or congressional investigators.
Cliff, who currently owns no pets
@Joel:
I was going to comment on the massive amounts of cocksucking going on in the clip, but you beat me to it.
Mark
@Ed in NJ:
One who supports barry soetoro, is by default
satan’s, bitch.