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You are here: Home / Humorous / Louis CK to Donald Rumsfeld: “Are you a lizard?”

Louis CK to Donald Rumsfeld: “Are you a lizard?”

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  February 25, 20114:51 pm| 11 Comments

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Best interview with Rummy in the history of the land.

“Is he a lizard? Is Dick Cheney a lizard? Have they eaten any Mexican babies? Have they eaten any human beings?”

WIN.

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  1. 1.

    Mike Kay (Peacemaker)

    February 25, 2011 at 4:57 pm

    Louis CK looks too much like Jim Cramer.

    poor guy.

  2. 2.

    jheartney

    February 25, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    In a sane world every interview Rumsfeld had would go along similar lines.

    Except he wouldn’t be able to do very many interviews from prison. He’d have to make do with hanging out in the prison yard with Cheney and Dubya.

  3. 3.

    freelancer

    February 25, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    @jheartney:

    Probably not going to be a European leg to Rummy’s book tour either.

  4. 4.

    Zifnab

    February 25, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    @Mike Kay (Peacemaker):

    Louis CK looks too much like Jim Cramer.

    He probably gives better investment advice.

  5. 5.

    Joel

    February 25, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    Is that Opie or Anthony that spends half the interview fellating Rumsfeld?

  6. 6.

    Ed in NJ

    February 25, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    @Joel:

    I haven’t listened, but I’ll assume it’s Anthony. I haven’t listened to those guys since mid-2008 when Anthony revealed himself to be a vile, racist Obama-hating douche.

  7. 7.

    Allan

    February 25, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Answer the damn question, Rummy. Don’t make us waterboard you. (Does waterboarding work on reptiles?)

  8. 8.

    Jinx

    February 25, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    @Allan:

    Lizards yes, amphibians no.

  9. 9.

    BretH

    February 26, 2011 at 8:30 am

    The man does not even deserve the dignity of an interview where he is made fun of. Mr. “I never talked to Doug Feith and the Office of Special Plans” deserves to be SHUNNED by all peopoe…except federal or congressional investigators.

  10. 10.

    Cliff, who currently owns no pets

    February 26, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    @Joel:
    I was going to comment on the massive amounts of cocksucking going on in the clip, but you beat me to it.

  11. 11.

    Mark

    February 28, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    @Ed in NJ:

    One who supports barry soetoro, is by default
    satan’s, bitch.

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