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Monday Night Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  February 28, 20119:59 pm| 21 Comments

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At least there’s new episode of CASTLE. And tomorrow, new DETROIT 1-8-7…

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  1. 1.

    mellowjohn

    February 28, 2011 at 10:18 pm

    recording “castle.” watching “triangle fire” on pbs.

  2. 2.

    Thoughtful Black Co-Citizen

    February 28, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    Listening to the Foo Fighters’ new single at progressively louder volumes until I reach “Neighbor Complains” on the dial.

  3. 3.

    Maxwel

    February 28, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    No Detroit 1-8-7 in Atlanta.

  4. 4.

    General Stuck

    February 28, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Found what looks like a decent movie on NF instant to watch tonight. Called John Rabe. Republicans are even more insane than yesterday, and will likely inch a little toward less than zero tomorrow.

  5. 5.

    Steeplejack

    February 28, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Just about to go start Castle. DVR buffer should be full enough to get me through while skipping the commercials.

    I am more and more ambivalent about Chuck. I was not an early adopter, so maybe my faith is not strong enough?

  6. 6.

    wobblybits

    February 28, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    There hasn’t been any pics of the Cole kids in a while.

    Just sayin’.

  7. 7.

    Valdivia

    February 28, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    I read somewhere Detroit 1-8-7 is being cancelled. I love the show and I hate how often I get hooked on shows that only play one season. Sigh.

  8. 8.

    Mark S.

    February 28, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    It occurred to me today that it’s been a while since we’ve heard anything from the Snowbilly Queen. Has it finally dawned on people that she isn’t a credible candidate?

  9. 9.

    Valdivia

    February 28, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    @Mark S.:

    I read somewhere she is giving a keynote speech at a conference in India this month and then going to Israel and the UK to beef up her IR credentials. I’m sure we will hear all about it. Not looking forward to it.

  10. 10.

    Parallel 5ths (Jewish Steel)

    February 28, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    GOS gloats over Palin’s modest decline among likely R voters in Iowa. Why? Are they cheering for some serious Republican daddy as an alternative?

  11. 11.

    Lolis

    February 28, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    @Parallel 5ths (Jewish Steel):

    Yeah if Jon Hunstman starts doing well I would worry. It is hard to imagine the conditions under which that would happen, but you never know.

    I hope the final three are Pawlenty, Palin, and Trump.

  12. 12.

    Parallel 5ths (Jewish Steel)

    February 28, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    @Lolis: Totes. Sometimes I think Daily Kos is run by SEO bots.

  13. 13.

    rikyrah

    February 28, 2011 at 11:22 pm

    I still think Volkov’s daughter is Chuck’s sister. the last secret his mother never told him.

  14. 14.

    Uncle Clarence Thomas

    February 28, 2011 at 11:25 pm

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    I am the original Coke Brotha.

    Accept no substitutes.
    .
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  15. 15.

    Steeplejack

    February 28, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    @rikyrah:

    She would need to be significantly younger than Chuck, then, because didn’t Mom leave the family when Chuck was 12?

    Not saying you’re wrong. Volkov’s daughter just doesn’t seem much younger than Chuck and Sarah.

  16. 16.

    MoeLarryAndJesus

    March 1, 2011 at 12:00 am

    “Castle” is a weak shadow of “The Mentalist.”

  17. 17.

    TooManyJens

    March 1, 2011 at 12:13 am

    Wait, I thought “The Mentalist” was just a serious version of “Psych.”

  18. 18.

    piratedan

    March 1, 2011 at 12:23 am

    @Parallel 5ths (Jewish Steel): maybe because the GOS figures that if Sistah Sarah is the candidate, there’s no worries about the Republican base showing up to the polls, anyone else is “less pure” and therefore not as attractive.

  19. 19.

    justawriter

    March 1, 2011 at 1:32 am

    Holy freaking sh*t!
    Guess who said this?

    The Republican-led U.S. House of Representatives — urged on by conservatives opposed to abortion — has voted to defund Planned Parenthood. On this issue, Republicans and conservatives are dead wrong. …

    If not for Margaret Sanger’s vision and bravery, many poor Americans would have no place to turn for birth-control measures and counseling or for other health-care services.

    To take that away makes no sense.

    h/t Digby

  20. 20.

    emdee

    March 1, 2011 at 2:46 am

    There will be no new Detroit 1-8-7 on Tuesday night, because ABC has pre-empted it for their one-hour Charlie Sheen interview.

    Sorry Anne.

  21. 21.

    HyperIon

    March 1, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    You keep posting these. I keep reading them. I never laugh. I mean, never.

    Are they supposed to be funny?

    Or are they some subtle, post-modern discussion of life that must be accompanied by graphics because TV has addled our brains?

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