Collegiate fucking seems to be causing problems:
- BYU suspended a basketball star for violating their honor code, which prohibits premarital sex, after he got his girlfriend pregnant. Here’s Dooce’s take on it.
- Bathroom posters at Skidmore College encouraging kids to jack and/or jill off are causing some employees to get their panties in a wad. Perhaps BYU should have put some of these up in the locker room at the athletic department.
- Reader Bob wrote to tell about a “fucksaw” demonstration that’s causing a stir at Northwestern. He also highlighted a couple of excellent comments:
“Clearly, he was calling into question traditional notions of “fuck” and “saw” which have been reified by a hierarchical discourse in which nomenclature has been hermaneutically prioritized according to cross-disciplinary hieratical concepts pertaining to a diegetical approach to “sex.”
“I guess I made my mistake when I plugged in the fucksander.”
Also, too: it’s not just the college kids. Here’s the tale of two christians who got wigged out after they were married because the husband wanted to occasionally beat off to porn instead of engaging in a holy, loving sex act. By the description of what went down between those two, every married man I know is a “sex addict”, so we are all Charlie Sheen now. (via Dan Savage)
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
If it were up to me, Professor Fucksaw would win the Nobel prize in pissing off the squares, man.
The only thing cooler would be a pneumatic fuck wrench. Maybe a rotary reciprocating fucksaw, or a random orbital fucker.
matoko_chan
This is a terrible problem with Contemporary American Cultah today, mistermix.
Do you know what would help?
Free Markets and Civil Society.
You can read about these Important Ideas on this excellent blog that you often highly recommend.
Yearning for Distributed Jesusland
and
Fap-fap-fap-Markets!
and of course the Real Problem is same sex marriage.
you can read about that too at the Excellent Highly-touted League of Ordinary Gentlemen.
From Same Sex Marriage to Marrying Farm Animals; the Slippery Slope
Felonious Wench
This thread will be 100+ posts, easily.
Guster
Am I the only one who feels faintly nauseated after reading the Dooce link?
Ash Can
An appropriate first comment on a post about fucked-up fuckedness. I’m going to go make a pot of coffee.
Thoughtful Black Co-Citizen
To be fair it was only one employee. I’m going to assume she’s a new hire. Or she spends a lot of time upset by the things she sees at work.
matoko_chan
@Ash Can: no, you are going to go make a pot of fucking coffee.
;)
SiubhanDuinne
How odd. Because Morning Joe and his Clown Posse were just telling me that young people are getting more socially conservative (which to them means not having premarital sex). Of course two seconds after that they (well, Crazy Uncle Paddy Buck) were saying that the Catholic Church is right to deny Andrew Cuomo communion, I guess because he’s living in sin with the food bimbo or something, I wasn’t paying close attention.
Hal
The yahoo thread on the BYU story is hilarious. Lots of pontificating and talk about how wonderful it is that BYU is upholding their moral values.
I’m sure there’s a ton of honor-code violating shit on a daily basis at that school. But, let’s make sure we focus on the sex lives of grown ass adults.
And yes, I know, he signed the code, he knew what he was getting into, blah blah blah…
WereBear
Teenagers thinking about sex all the time. Now that’s so unusual!
Fuck U6: A More Accurate Measure of the Total Amount of Duck-Fuckery in the Economy
I distinctly recall attending a couple of classes between collegiate sex acts, so there is that, but I , for one, am shocked to learn that college students have reached the age of majority.
YellowJournalism
Kind of like being Mayans, but with more WINNING.
Fucen Tarmal
on the other hand, another byu student wrote a column on deadspin basically explaining that the honor code is often rarely considered or applied after orientation.
their opinion was that since the school views athletics as a marketing tool for their mission, it is possible this incident was common knowledge, or as recent developments suggest, he knocked a girl up, and was about to come out eventually.
their opinion of the institution was, that they would rather
get the publicity for enforcing the rules, and be out ahead of a story that might break at a more crucial time(if there is a knock up involved). thus they hung the kid out to dry, will take the losses that will likely come, as proof that they are all about the mission, and the consequences, and all that mormon goodness.
depending on your perspective.
matoko_chan
HEY MISTERMIX!
WHAT HAPPENED TO EDK?
ARE YOU DEAF?
Fuck U6: A More Accurate Measure of the Total Amount of Duck-Fuckery in the Economy
Also: the use and practices of the fuck-radial-arm-saw vs. the fuck-mitre-box-saw. Discuss.
Also, too: fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuckity-fuck!
Fucen Tarmal
@Fuck U6: A More Accurate Measure of the Total Amount of Duck-Fuckery in the Economy:
i want to change my name on here to pneumatic fuck wrench.
matoko_chan
Am I not using enough fuckery?
Anyone, then.
What the Fuckityfuckfuck happened to EDK?
debit
@matoko_chan: Your obsession is unhealthy. Seek help.
arguingwithsignposts
Hey FPers, can you ban her again?
DecidedFenceSitter
For the record folks, if you are going to use a fucking machine or a pneumatic saw with a dildo attached (aka a fuck saw) remember three things:
1) Swap the blade out with something that won’t cut through the dildo.
2) Do NOT turn it up to 10. Let alone 11.
3) Use lube. Lots of lube. Or don’t if you are into that.
matoko_chan
@debit: you tell me then.
What happened to the EDK Glorious Conversion Reality TV Show while I was gone?
Did someone change the channel?
His name has been purged from the upper right corner too.
matoko_chan
@arguingwithsignposts: you tell me then.
just a simple PSA…..where is EDK?
Chyron HR
Maybe a psychotic moron was screaming death threats at E.D. Kain 24/7, so he decided he didn’t want to post here anymore.
You know, hypothetically.
matoko_chan
@debit: There is a simple solution. Just tell me what happened to mistermix’s enduring love affair with EDK.
Did he get jilted?
arguingwithsignposts
Once again, the three-note harpy gets her jollies derailing a thread with her own private stalking syndrome.
matoko_chan
@Chyron HR: I never threatened EDK with death…just with the truth, and besides I was banned.
Do you know what I think?
This.
matoko_chan
@arguingwithsignposts: you tell me. I wont mention him again. ;)
dmsilev
The Northwestern thing is hilarious. The most hilarious part is watching straight-laced news organizations trying to describe what happened without violating their standards.
Surprisingly, I found this in the Chicago Tribune’s editorial this morning:
Clear, pretty much to the point, and attached to an editorial arguing that this is much ado about nothing. Though they probably should have specified that the ‘phallus’ was an artificial construct rather than being obtained by using the saw to Lorena-Bobbit someone…
dms
Dennis SGMM
@matoko_chan:
Your asshattery is so intense that it caused a rift in the space/time continuum and EDK fell into it.
debit
Seriously, Cole, I never advocate banning anyone, but it must be done in this case. She doesn’t contribute to the conversation, just engages in endless threadjacking in pursuit of her nonsensical vendetta. She’s gotta go.
matoko_chan
@Dennis SGMM: Flattery will get you nowhere.
This is what I think happened, in the absence of any PSA from the FPers.
Hai guys. Heya, where is EDK?
Oh, yeah…..he got a paying gig at one of those wretched hives of glibertarian scum and villany, right?
Do you feel it yet juicers?
EDK used his formula of “run a conservative meme up the flagpole, get ass kicked in comments, rinse, repeat” until he hit pay dirt with the unions and the teachers.
So now he can front as a “reasonable libertarian/liberal-tarian” and churn out free market chum larded with a few bits of BJ sanity at the Forbes bullshit mill.
That would be BJ sanity that he stole from you guys. :)
You see ……it doesnt come natural to EDK. That is why is was so incredibly hard for him to give up on fetus=slave. He doesnt really see anything wrong with it.
For example…..
Glibertarian playbook page 21….snark about something Obama once said. Make it about Obama.
You see…..EDK doesnt have any integrity of his own….so he had to borrow some from you….long enough to a get a column at Forbes.
Forbes has to have “reasonable” libertarians to give cover to the endless stream of trickle-down-free-market-innovation-supply-side wankery that they pump out.
And EDK is just the ticket.
Has he been around much lately?
Pass the hat!
I betcha he’ll come back if John Cole pays him.
matoko_chan
@debit: just answer the question and I’ll stop. Why is EDK’s name purged from the FP list?
Captain Haddock
Sorry, I don’t feel bad for the BYU dude. He signed the oath – if he planned on having sex (which is fine) he should have played ball elsewhere.
Fine, if you don’t like the retarded rules don’t accept the scholarship to BYU.
Captain Haddock
By the by, I saw a F*cksaw on the Howard Stern show. It was oddly funny and very sad at the same time.
cat48
U/E dropped to 8.9%
geg6
While I am reluctant to advocate banning our little MC, I am a bit more than surprised that being banned from LoOG is too big a hurdle for her/him to overcome and, thus, requires threadjacking here all the goddam time. You would think that someone of such superior intellect and awesome computer skills would easily find a way around that.
Anyway, as for collegiate fucking, it’s what made me the great fucker I am today. So I’m all for more collegiate fucking. Responsibly, folks, responsibly.
Face
Skidmore College sounds like it ought to be a driving school.
matoko_chan
@Dennis SGMM: See…I actually do know WHERE EDK is, I just wanna know what mistermix thinks about it.
And I think Cole took him off the masthead when he got the Forbes gig.
And EDK is still churning out BS……just not here.
More both fresh and classic EDK from the LoOG.
wallah, I wish I could comment there…..I have the perfect name to clarify EDK’s “thinking” and intersect with his …..political “evolution”.
He can call it Distributed Jesusland.
Where the bankstahs and the wankstahs and the socons merrily skip along clasping hands and pick oakeshottian roses beside a hayekian stream under a burkean sky.
You see….I think he has “evolved” back to glibertarian wankstah from whatever he fooled you guys into thinking he was here.
geg6
@Face:
Or a place where people who love dirty underwear would go.
Too early?
matoko_chan
@geg6: i promise to never mention EDK again, if mistermix just tells me why EDK got purged from the FPer’s roster.
That is all I ever wanted, membah?
For Cole to give EDK the Hook?
Cacti
Nobody else has said it, so I will…
Brandon Davies got expelled from the BYU b-ball team because he was a big black buck who got it on with a “white and delightsome” mormon princess.
Honor code? Yeah right. I somehow doubt that Jim McMahon was living a “chaste and virtuous” life when he was there playing QB in the 1980s.
matoko_chan
@geg6: And I’m a grrl. We have been over that multiple times.
pharniel
Halariously The Wife knows the people that did the NWstern thing.
I personally endorse anything which gets us closer to re-enacting scenes from a Monty Python film non-ironically.
Also, too the story I heard was that the class was watching porn and totally though the female lead’s reaction was unrealistic, so they decided to ‘experiment’ and find out.
Now that’s Science!
Winston Smith
“we are all Charlie Sheen now.”
Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn’t make the rules. Oops.
pharniel
BYU can also go choke on a pigphallus.
That honor code bullshit is a targetted attack and everyone knows it.
If they actually enforced their honor code NONE of thier players would be there. NCAA needs to sanction the lot of them for selective enforcement.
Cacti
Also, too…
BYU’s “honor code” is spectacularly hypocritical when you consider the Mormon faith was founded by a serial philanderer, and the institution is named after the most prolific polygamist in American history.
matoko_chan
@mistermix
Is it some big secret? We can all read. EDK is GONE from the roster of FPers.
Can’t I ask why?
debit
@matoko_chan: See, I don’t share your unnatural obsession with ED, so I don’t know.
I am also not one of the frontpagers, or the site admin, or even John Cole, so I don’t know why his name isn’t listed with the rest of the frontpagers. I don’t even know if it was there to begin with.
I also don’t care. I don’t care about him, or your history/problems with him, what he might have said that started your spiral into madness, what you think he might have said that started your spiral into madness, or about whatever point you think you’re making.
I only care that you enter a thread and kill it dead. You obviously can’t see that you are the internet version of the urine soaked homeless person who sits too close at the bus stop and loudly shares his theories about how Eddie Munster grew up to be Newt Gingrich and that’s why there’s no good cardboard anymore.
I repeat, seek help.
mr. whipple
I think this person really needs a good wank.
Svensker
@matoko_chan:
I promise never to mention goat fucking again if you just tell me what happened at Croatan.
Scott
Here’s what happened to EDKain:
He was sitting around the house going “Mwah ha ha, so evil” and feasting upon kittens when Cole and mistermix and DougJ all burst into the room and pointed their Holy Fingers of Condemnatory Condemnation at him and shouted “UNCLEAN!” and so Kain screamed “Noooooooo!” and withered away and turned into a kobold and ran away crying because matoko defeated him totally and forever, and then John Cole gave matoko a backrub and sexytimes and matoko was declared Beautiful Princess of Gemworld. Then matoko had to go away forever because she was Too Beautiful for this world and also a magic vampire on the Enterprise with Ensign Harry Potter, and so she went away and never came back and we were all sad and never stopped crying.
THE END.
FOREVER.
Sly
@debit:
Which may or may not come in the form of a “fucksaw.” YMMV.
Roger Moore
@matoko_chan:
He’s fucking with you m_c.
matoko_chan
@debit: well it was there. and now its gone. See the cached? The interwebz is forever.
I think it is just too hard to admit that EDK totally spoofed you guyz with his fake conversion.
matoko_chan
@Roger Moore: who is?
lou
Here’s an apology from UMass college paper after running a hateful column from someone who said rape victims suffered from their choices of wearing slutty clothes, drinking too much and flirting.
stuckinred
@matoko_chan: I will, I will!
RossInDetroit
Why all the talk of baked goods? It’s too early for pie.
matoko_chan
@stuckinred: But you are sadly and intellectually incapable.
Chuchundra
Here’s a bit from Deadspin on BYU’s Double Standard
stuckinred
@matoko_chan: sadly AND or jus sadly?
stuckinred
@matoko_chan:
I’ll ruin everything you are
I’ll give you television
I’ll give you eyes of blue
I’ll give you men who want to rule the world
Uh oh oh oh
Ash Can
@Scott: FTW
Commenting at Balloon Juice since 1937
Did anyone else figure out how to masturbate without instructions?
matoko_chan
sadly physically and intellectually incapable.
/sigh
I guess I will never know the truth.
One of Lifes Great Mysteries.
But this means we won’t have EDK shitting all over the front page anymore, and DougJ and mistermix endlessly pimping the
apes discussing philosophyconservatives discussing science blog, right?I shall have to be satisfied with that.
;)
stuckinred
At least we killed this thread!
Gin & Tonic
@matoko_chan: The unrequited love for ED hurts so bad…
Smurfhole
@Scott:
Good stuff.
Meanderthal
@stuckinred:
As though that were something to be proud of! And I was so looking forward to a thread about Mormons, fucksaws, and Mormons with fucksaws.
daveX99
ZOMG: I made the mistake of having a mouthful of coffee when I read the word “fucksander”. Near disaster!
stuckinred
@Meanderthal:
Paul in KY
@Scott: I think there’s a movie in there somewhere…
The Dangerman
70+ posts in and I didn’t read a post regarding:
1) It was an African American player; you can bet this months mortgage that if it was Jimmer Frerrette, there would be no suspension (and Jimmer is dating a cheerleader)
2) The team tanked in their first game posts suspension. Why? I suspect because more than half the team is worried they are getting suspended, too.
3) OK, I know he signed an honor code and it’s a private institution, but isn’t there an actionable invasion of privacy here? Presumably this situation wasn’t revealed by the player or his girlfriend.
Bulworth
I’ll confess I’ve never heard the term “jill off”. But it’s pretty awesome.
Bob In Pacifica
@Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal: About thirty years ago I worked the midnight shift at a postal distribution center in San Francisco. One of the new hires with me was a guy who had played drums with a band that was a one-hit wonder. (Their hit shows up on all those “Hits of the 60s” collections; it was kind of easy listening pop. The drummer had a nice paradiddle on it.)
The band apparently had a similarly modified electric drill with a humanlike extension on the working end which was part of their after-show groupie parties when they were on the road.
I think that throughout human history people have been figuring what things could be put in or against what parts of the anatomy in order to produce desired results. Who needs sex shops when there’s Lowe’s? After someone figured out how to make glazed pottery someone figured out how to make a dildo. “Every time I kiss your lips my mind starts to wander. And if all my dreams come true I’ll be spending time with you…”
celticdragonchick
@Scott:
I think I love you.
That was beautiful.
matoko_chan
@Gin & Tonic: huh? I loathe the guy with the fire of a thousand suns….oh…you mean mistermix?
Yeah, I guess all those thousands of comments and dozens of posts fawning over EDK the faux “liberaltarian” will have to go down the memory hole now that he is revealed to be just another glibertarian fucktard sukking on bankstah tit at Forbes.
;)
matoko_chan
@celticdragonchick: so lame.
Heres the real story.
different church-lady
Damn, hearing about what goes on in that class makes me want to matriculate.
piratedan
In regards to the travails of Mr. Davies, late of the BYU basketball team, I can only refer him to those famous words of a great American Hero, Superchicken, who had been known to remark that “you knew the job was dangerous when you took it Fred”.
As for people watching a display of self pleasure @ Northwestern in regards to a loosely affiliated academic pursuit, it was probably more instructional than watching Glen Beck but less harmful to the brain cells.
Morbo
XD
I just barely got my coffee down in time to avoid spitting it all over my keyboard.
matoko_chan
@stuckinred: and if you are as hawt as David Bowie I will totally do you.
That guy is immortal.
matoko_chan
@matoko_chan: with a fucksaw.
;)
Damien
Jesus tapdancing fucking Christ matoka. I read just about every comment thread on this site (because,let’s be honest, the posts are just thread starters), but you’ve just managed to waste 10 minutes of the lives of every person who bothered to treck through your fucking obsession.
You want to know where EDK is? Ask Cole, ask EDK. Just stop fucking thread jacking.
Cole, ban this asshole; they’re ruining your community.
Persia
@Guster: I’ve never seen anyone on the right endorse abortion so enthusiastically before.
matoko_chan
@Damien: i know where EDK is. mistermix already pimped his new gig at Forbes.
Iz trolling homes.
ABT
Smurfhole
@matoko_chan:
Which of your comments got deleted? Were they the ones where you said it was okay to rape women as long as the women were Christian missionaries, or were they the ones where you said murdering Christians was a positive thing? Or were they some other comments? I don’t think you were the person who said piracy in and of itself was a good thing, but maybe I’m misremembering something.
matoko_chan
@Damien:
He can’t. Unless I break my protective enchanted armor of proper grammer and complete sentence structure.
matoko_chan
@Smurfhole: does it matter? free speech homes, free speech.
celticdragonchick
@Smurfhole:
I think a couple of the comments deleted had to do with how she said my father should have been executed in Zimbebwe for the crime of being a missionary (and secondary school science teacher)in a foreign culture.
No shit.
She specifically called for the death of one of my parents in this forum. Several posting members began a separate discussion on just how mentally ill she seems to be.
debit
Run, stuckinred, run.
Smurfhole
@matoko_chan:
Free speech is kind of constrained by the blog you’re on. I don’t have the right to walk into your living room and yell at the top of my lungs about whatever the Hell I want all day, do I?
Cole could ban you, or me, or anyone else, any time. Contact your attorney, they’ll tell you the same thing.
matoko_chan
@celticdragonchick:
Lie.
What I said was he should have expected that indegenes might try to kill him for missionariism and proselytizing, especially if the indegenes were muslims. And that it was lucky he wasnt killed.
People hate missionaries.
That is a true statement.
Smurfhole
@celticdragonchick:
Yeah, I remember that now, too. Between those comments and the ones saying it was okay to rape women for being Christians, I kind of got the impression that mental illness was more of an issue than moral turpitude.
Smurfhole
@matoko_chan:
No, you were pretty adamant that he SHOULD have been killed. It wasn’t wishy-washy at all.
Honestly, if someone wanted to make an argument that a world run by militant atheists would be at least as awful as a world run by theocrats, your posts would pretty much make that case for them.
matoko_chan
@celticdragonchick:
Also a lie.
I said missionaries should expect that some “natives” might try to kill them.
Like the taliban killed the toothbrush doctors for missionariism.
Islamic defense against proselytization reflex is part of shariah law.
matoko_chan
@Smurfhole: link it then. that comment wasn’t deleted. the comments that were deleted were about proselytization and christianity in general.
and I’m not an atheist….I’m a sufi.
celticdragonchick
@Smurfhole:
Pretty much. That is why I have taken a detached attitude towards her statements. On some level, I suppose, it isn’t really her fault for being this screwed up. Unfortunately, sick people tend to socially isolate themselves so that there is nobody to really intervene is they spiral out of control. It would a good thing if somebody did in this case, because I have not seen many cases that screamed out this badly for competent counseling.
matoko_chan
here you go.
@celticdragonchick: missionarism and proselytization are rude intellectual molestation.
and punishable by death in islamic cultures DIFFERENT FROM YOUR OWN.
your dads lucky he didnt get what he deserved, like the retarded WECs. im just glad they didnt get any of our soldiers killed..
my point about the WEC missionaries, which you all ignored, was they were STUPID. Proselytizing in anti-proselytizing cultures is STUPID.
I’m an otaku of darwin.
Survival of the fittest.
celticdragonchick
matoko_chan – February 22, 2011 | 9:17 pm
Not much to say to that. I don’t have any response to her advocacy of the rape of Christian women either.
I do hope she gets help.
Smurfhole
@celticdragonchick:
I wish there were something we could do, but this is just a blog. We don’t even see this person in real life, so we have minimal ability to help. I don’t know if arguing with her does any good, either. Sometimes I engage in it out of frustration and irritability, but ultimately it probably just serves to entrench her paranoid delusions. I’m not involved in the field of mental health, but I wish someone who was competent to help was able to help. Unfortunately, I can’t effectuate that by any means whatsoever.
matoko_chan
The reason proselytizing in anti-proselytizing cultures is STUPID is defense against proselytization is an article of religious faith. Im sure cdc’s dad was a noble person with the best of intentions, but anti-proselytization reflex could have killed him instantly, just for being there.
Like the missionaries he deliberately put himself in harms way…..thinking Jesus would protect him?
Who knows.
Americans need to disabuse themselves of thinking they can just go gaily proselytizing around the world.
People hate missionaries.
Especially Islamic people.
matoko_chan
@celticdragonchick: yup… what he deserved for BEING STUPID.
Proselytizing in an anti-proselytizing culture is STUPID and can lead to death.
matoko_chan
I think anyone that is STUPID deserves what they get.
Ditto the missionary chicks in the dark ally.
I am a darwinist.
Survival of the fittests.
And the Horse He Rode In on
@matoko_chan: you said above (in 99) that celticdragonchick’s father deserved to die – that’s pretty clear – your justification earlier that you simply said that “some natives might try to kill them” appears to be simply an attempt to run away from what you just admitted.
As far as EDK goes, perhaps he and John simply decided to part ways for reasons that are (gasp!!) none of our business. I’m sure John doesn’t feel he has to answer to you, or anyone else (except of course, Tunch)on how he runs HIS blog. So please go FOAD
Boy you come in looking for a nice civil discussion on fucksawing and look what happens
Smurfhole
@matoko_chan:
I don’t remember the part in the Bible where Jesus promised people that if they were missionaries they’d be impregnable and no one could ever kill them for it. So I doubt that’s what anyone was looking for, ever, who’s died as a martyr or a missionary.
Why are you so eager to see people who devote their lives to helping other people murdered? If some friendly stranger helps change your tire when your car breaks down on the road, and mentions Jesus after they’ve done it, is it then okay for you to shoot them in the head and steal their wallet?
Paul in KY
@matoko_chan: I didn’t think Zimbabwe was part of the Caliphate just yet.
Yutsano
@geg6:
I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter please and thank you.
debit
@celticdragonchick: I used to think maybe she was a teen or very young adult; there’s very little that can beat a teen/YA for overwhelming arrogance, ignorance and a profound inability to self recognize recognize those traits.
Now I tend to think young adult with some other disorder; the fixation she has on certain people and her inability to recognize that screaming louder and repeatedly doesn’t mean you win; it just means people learn to tune it out.
matoko_chan
@And the Horse He Rode In on:
yes, because i believe ALL STUPID people that recklessly risk their lives and endanger our military deserve to die.
I dont have anything personal against cdc’s father.
I know this is hard, but the toothbrush doctors didn’t even think they were missionaries. Killing missionaries is a religious reflex, defense against proselytization.
You can no more reason with muslims over this than you can reason with christians proselytizing. Neither one can be turned off.
matoko_chan
@debit: im aspergers positive.
Look….I told everyone here EDK was faking it.
EMPIRICALLY it looks like I was correct.
You should be gracious enough to allow me a bit of gloating and snark.
Of course….mistermix could correct me…..or Cole.
That would be great.
But it hasn’t happened yet.
Smurfhole
@matoko_chan:
Okay, you win. You’re right about everything. You win the Internet. Now go away and celebrate somewhere else so that the rest of us can talk amongst ourselves about how badly you thrashed us in winning Internet arguments.
matoko_chan
Over a hundred.
My work is done here.
Back to your fucksawing and fucksanding.
Church Lady
As to MC’s obsession with EDK, when EDK posted about his hiring at Forbes, I just assumed that he would no longer be posting here, although I don’t think he said it in such specific terms. I would hazard a guess that his employment contract with Forbes specifies that his writings appear there, not here or anywhere else, since they are the ones now signing his paycheck. Of course, I could be wrong.
matoko_chan
@Smurfhole: /touches bellguarde of epee to lips in mock salute.
your wish is my command.
Cris
Dear Brandon Davies,
Thank you for violating the honor code.
New Mexico Lobos fans
P.S. But we also beat you guys in January when Davies was still on the team so don’t give me excuses.
P.P.S. And we suck! You got POUNDED, losing by almost 20 points AT HOME, to a 7-and-8 UNM squad. Ha ha ha
Paul in KY
@debit: I think she is in her early to mid 30s
Smurfhole
@Church Lady:
I think you should agree with whatever MC says, because MC won the Intenet.
matoko_chan
@Church Lady: Dimbo. Hes still writing at the LoOG.
Yearning for Distributed Jesusland.
Fap-fap-fap-Markets!
Rick
I’m appalled that college kids haven’t yet figured out how to masturbate. What is happening to our educational system?
wenchacha
More fucksaw, less other kinds of wanking.
Please.
Yutsano
@Church Lady: Usually you would be correct, but ED made you wrong a few posts above. Methinks all that changed is access to his e-mail, and I get the feeling that was personal request more than anything. Since ED doesn’t get compensated to post here that doesn’t create a business conflict per se, but it is the Interwebs after all.
Fuck U6: A More Accurate Measure of the Total Amount of Duck-Fuckery in the Economy
Also, also, too: If constructed properly, the device should be named a “Fuckzall,” being made from a Milwaukee reciprocating saw, brand name “Sawzall” (and it does). Accept no substitute!
zuzu (not that one, the other one)
A fucksaw sounds distinctly unappealing.
There’s a lot of torque in a reciprocating saw. Even if you were to be sure to take the blade off, that’s an awful lot of POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND on your ladybits.
If it’s being used clitorally, that’s a good way to go completely numb inside thirty seconds. If it’s being used vaginally, it’s a great way to bruise a cervix. And I’m guessing that this device isn’t being wielded by the woman in question.
Sorry, not very sexy at all.
Fuck U6: A More Accurate Measure of the Total Amount of Duck-Fuckery in the Economy
zuzu (NTOTOO): And yet, in this weird world, they have even been known to have been used anally, so there you are.
Or so I have told by a reasonable source.
Luthe
Honestly, all I can see is that matoko_chan has an unhealthy relationship with baked goods, not an obsession with EDK. Perhaps the rest of you need pie-colored glasses?
zuzu (not that one, the other one)
@Fuck U6: A More Accurate Measure of the Total Amount of Duck-Fuckery in the Economy: I’m trying not to think about the intestinal damage there.
Though I haven’t heard of many women who have orgasms from anal penetration even if it feels good; men have a prostate which can be accessed anally, but women not so much. I was thinking of the major orgasm pathways on the female body.
Smurfhole
How do we install the pie filter, again?
Fuck U6: A More Accurate Measure of the Total Amount of Duck-Fuckery in the Economy
zuzu (NTOTOO) Suffice it to say that the only thing in your statement that isn’t still open for debate is that men have prostates that can be stimulated to orgasm; everything else is less clear.
mclaren
With global warming, Peak Oil, scientists predicting all sea life will be fished out of the oceans within 50 years, and globalization systematically destroying the middle class in every first world country courtesy of global wage arbitrage, it’s good to know that at least our colleges are worried about the things that really matter.
Elizabeth Laine
Re: Christian married couple… I agree. They had to be put right. The marriage bed, particularly a Christians one must be undefiled. It is in the presence of an all seeing, all present, Almighty, Powerful, Awesome God.
If this very basic of the Christian faith is misunderstood/misquoted then there are no moral std.s which govern Christian marriages/vows.Then what makes a Christian marriage different to any other union?
Pawn is fantasy. It destroyed my marriage and led my late, ex into evil. It masquerades as harmless, but, holds dyre consequences in issues of trust and faithfulness.
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