Collegiate fucking seems to be causing problems:
- BYU suspended a basketball star for violating their honor code, which prohibits premarital sex, after he got his girlfriend pregnant. Here’s Dooce’s take on it.
- Bathroom posters at Skidmore College encouraging kids to jack and/or jill off are causing some employees to get their panties in a wad. Perhaps BYU should have put some of these up in the locker room at the athletic department.
- Reader Bob wrote to tell about a “fucksaw” demonstration that’s causing a stir at Northwestern. He also highlighted a couple of excellent comments:
“Clearly, he was calling into question traditional notions of “fuck” and “saw” which have been reified by a hierarchical discourse in which nomenclature has been hermaneutically prioritized according to cross-disciplinary hieratical concepts pertaining to a diegetical approach to “sex.”
“I guess I made my mistake when I plugged in the fucksander.”
Also, too: it’s not just the college kids. Here’s the tale of two christians who got wigged out after they were married because the husband wanted to occasionally beat off to porn instead of engaging in a holy, loving sex act. By the description of what went down between those two, every married man I know is a “sex addict”, so we are all Charlie Sheen now. (via Dan Savage)