Not completely surprising that an Esquire blogger came up with the best title so far for Gingrich’s self-justifying speech at Ralph Reed’s self-justifying ‘Christian Broadcasting Network’:
How Newt Gingrich Misplaced His Member
Now we get it! Apparently Newt Gingrich was working so hard, loved his country so much, and felt so passionately about Bill Clinton’s intern that he couldn’t find his penis anymore. Again, that’s:
There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate…
jeffreyw
Mmm…late dinner
Mark S.
Now that’s a great American.
Ogden Gnash
Things happened… I had no control over them, I couldn’t help myself, it wasn’t me making the wrong choice, it wasn’t my fault, it was god’s will… fuck you Newtboy.
debit
The feed is back at theuptake.org. Now they’re showing the outside crowd. Honking cars, a huge crowd and I just know that somewhere in it a distant relative of CMOT Dibbler is selling sausages inna bun.
anna missed
he couldn’t find his penis anymore.
So, That would mean that Newt must have a detachable penis then?
Who woulda thunk it.
John Emerson
I hate my country, so I’m immune to the temptations of graft and inappropriate p*ssy.
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
I liked this:
Jihn Dickerson at Slate
newhavenguy
Profit is to health care is as gambling is to sports. You let that monkey get a foot in the door, and eventually you don’t have baseball or football any more, just gambling. The one interest is so overarching that it inevitably crowds out the original purpose.
Wish I could blame that on some other fucker, but yeah, I said it. Where is Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landis when you need him?
Art
“I was working hard, got hard, and then there was an open mouth in front of me. Any guy in the same situation would have stuck his member in the hottest, wettest thing available. I, instead, aimed for cream cheese, or what I thought was cream cheese It ended up being my 3rd wife.” – Newt
scav
Remember, the Free Market will magically provide the best health care and at the lowest prices unlike the dreaded sozialist sort that kills people. Oh, and it’s always about whats best for those dear little snowflakes and children for the repubs! Price of drug to prevent preemies jumps from $20 to $1,500 after FDA approval.
jl
You people don’t understand that Newt is an intellectual and willpower superhuman, perhaps even a hyperborean!
Today he announced that, were he President, he could announce a no fly zone in Libya and enforce it within minutes!
Minutes!
You wimpy liberals want the truth, but you can’t handle the truth. You can’t handle the strict geometrical logic of Newt.
He doesn’t need to play by ordinary human rules. He cannot, and he will not, for our sakes. So, see? He is Christlike too, in his self sacrifice.
There may be some snark above. It would be fun to see him try that out if his sincere lie for the greater good, or, I mean, honest explanation today, designed for lesser mortals, does not work.
But now that I think about it, it will be better if he makes enough bank with his exploratory trial experimental ‘run’ for President and goes away, like he always has before.
Might be an actual case for throwing a few bucks Newt’s way, since it increases the chances his finances will be comfortable enough to make him decide to drop out sooner rather than later.
AkaDad
We need strong men and women to run the country. Newt showed us that he had the strength and courage to hand his cancer-ridden wife divorce papers while she was hospitalized.
America! Fuck yeah!
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
In other news, 5 people got arrested at the Ohio office of the AOS* protesting the House defense of DOMA. GetEQUAL protesters arrested for trespass
*Actual Orange Satan, my term of endearment for Boehner
The Dangerman
“Honey, I love my country so much and I work so hard that I just had to fuck her”
/rejected Hallmark slogan
Jack
Gads, “Things happened in my life that were not appropriate”…
So, these “things” just “happened”, he had NO control over what he did.
Holy cow, I can’t believe people haven’t laughed at his denial of responsibility for what he did, the denial is SO freaking transparent.
Spaghetti Lee
He doesn’t need to play by ordinary human rules. He cannot, and he will not, for our sakes. So, see? He is Christlike too, in his self sacrifice.
He’s on a drug, and it’s called Newt Gingrich.
asiangrrlMN
@jeffreyw: Want. Very much.
Newt, you are such a lying piece of shiatsu. You know, no one would give a good gobbamn about where you stuck your cock if you weren’t such a public moral scold. What a motherlovin’ hypocrite you are, Newt. And, way to blame it on your country. You guys always have some ready excuse for fumigating around!
Asshole. (NOT a swear!)
Chad N Freude
Watch the video on the Esquire blog, preferably with an emergency barf bag at hand. Killer line comes at the end — “I’m enjoying the depths of my life.”
Such sincerity. His hypocrisy cup runneth over.
beltane
Does this mean that Newt now considers Bill Clinton to be a Great Patriot or does this only apply to Republicans? Will Obama be criticized for his marital fidelity?
gnomedad
America ate my homework.
SteveinSC
@asiangrrlMN:
Yes but in saying it, you have already committed swear in your heart.
John Emerson
Newt and Susan Smith: http://www.alternet.org/story/8695/
Davis X. Machina
@Chad N Freude: ‘The depths of his life’ come all the way up to his ankles.
Gingrich is a statesman only in a country where Velveeta™ is cheese.
asiangrrlMN
@SteveinSC: Dagnabbit it! I fear you are correct. Sigh.
Triassic Sands
It’s amazing that a person who clearly fancies himself the smartest human being on the planet can come up with an excuse that even the dumbest adolescent could improve on.
PurpleGirl
@John Emerson: LOL. If only more of them thought your way, we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in.
jl
@scav:
A sad and outrageous story. I don’t understand some things about the story, though. IANAL, and I smell inscrutable legal creepy crawlies infesting the whole business.
How the company can patent a drug that has already been compounded for time manually for 10 to 20 bucks a shot?
The drug exists, regardless of how it is made, so I don’t see how they can patent the chemical entity.
The cheaper manual process exists, so if the company simply automated the manual process, how can their patent prohibit other pre existing production processes that make the same thing. But if the company invented another automated process that is different from the manual process, what can the patent possibly have to do with the existing manual process?
I just don’t get it.
Jefferson and Hamilton argued a lot about he proper design of a patent system. Hamilton weighing incentives for invention more heavily and wanting stronger patent protections. Jefferson weighing the benefits of cheap and economically efficient distribution of knowledge more heavily and arguing for weaker protections.
I think both would agree something is screwy in this case.
Can any of the mass quantity of knowledgeable lawyers here help me out?
jwb
@Triassic Sands: But depressing that this answer doesn’t disqualify him from being taken seriously as a candidate.
MikeJ
@scav: I’ve long said the solution to drug prices is fixing the stupid patent system. Give drug makes a guaranteed 5x profit v research (or 10 or20. whatever. That can be negotiated. ) Sell your drug for a nickle? Own the patent for basically forever. Charge Bill Gates $5billion for one pill? Lose your patent tomorrow.
Calouste
@Davis X. Machina:
You could also say that the depths of Newt life goes all the way up to his belt. But that would indicate the saem location.
JGabriel
Newt Gingrich:
So Newt’s infidelity was just misplaced passion for America?
I don’t get it. If that’s the case, why would he need a mistress when he was already fucking the country?
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jl
@Triassic Sands:
No, the very obvious ludicrous sub parness by the goofy transparently false adolescent standard proves he was being sincere.
Why are liberals so full of hate for their fellow man?
Davis X. Machina
@jl: There’s an orphan-drug program that grants exclusivity for a period of time — 7 years in the US, the EU’s program is 10 — in order to give firms incentives for producing medicines that would have limited markets, so limited as to keep the drugs out of profitable production altogether, that’s separate from patents per se.
jl
@JGabriel: But the country gives him money for the service, so that means…
Not sure what it means, but the country ain’t his mistress.
MikeJ
I would like to state where it can be seen by god, google and everybody, I’ll never watch another Sounders game on Seattle’s KONG-TV, (Channel 6 to you). They don’t just show commercials in the middle of action, they do full length stop sets, padded out with PSAs and promos when they haven’t sold the entire avail.
Fuck King/Kong and fuck the Sounders for agreeing to this bullshit.
dr. bloor
@JGabriel:
Not to put too fine a point on it, but sometimes a superhero just needs the good old fashioned missionary position. He was giving it to America up the ass.
Studly Pantload
For those who didn’t have the fortitude to wade over the 300-comments-mark on ABL’s last entry, AkaDad may have posted the internests QOTD:
“By stripping collective bargaining rights, the Republicans are creating turmoil in Wisconsin and turmoil is good for economic growth.”
https://balloon-juice.com/2011/03/09/wisconsin-state-senate-just-passed-the-anti-union-provisions-of-the-budget-repair-bill/#comment-2468103
SteveinSC
One of the greatest affronts to one’s nostrils from Newt is his anti-gay marriage and DOMA defense. This man is a holder of three advanced degrees in Adultery and two in Divorce. In the old days, divorce was illegal, but thanks to the agitations of many to liberalize the concept of marriage, this hypocrite is not in prison for his transgressons. Oblivious to his debt to others for not having to play butt-buggery in some ecclesiatical jail, this so-called “historian” shits on the modern manifestations of the same force in society whose existence has saved him from a well-deserved fate.
jl
@Davis X. Machina:
Are you sure about that? I looked again, and followed the links in the linked story and found nothing about the drug (or rather the manufacturing process) being developed under the orphan drugs law?
I don’t even see how the law can be applied in this case.
Why is getting the drug through a compounding pharmacy for ten to twenty bucks a shot not a ‘commercial process’?
The pharmacy that gets the money for compounding the drug probably imagines, in not so very wild flights of fancy, that it is getting money for performing a ‘commercial process’ to sell a drug.
I realize that I am thick in the head and ignorant as rocks on most legal things, but it still makes no sense to me.
beltane
It’s a little suspenseful watching the crowd at the WI statehouse, like Walker is going to send in the camels at any moment.
JGabriel
@jl:
Country of Johns?
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djesno
quadaffi (sp?) IS JOHN GALT.
hamletta
asiangrrrlMN, I found something to aid you in keeping your Lenten discipline.
jl
Dammitall. First the comment is in moderation, and now WP is eating my attempts to purge it of s p * M W 0 r D s
Previous version of this comment in moderation because of spam words. Let’s see what they could be:
@Davis X. Machina:
Are you sure about that? I looked again, and followed the links in the linked story and found nothing about the d r * g (or rather the manufacturing process) being developed under the orphan d r* g s law?
I don’t even see how the law can be applied in this case.
Why is getting the drug through a c * m p * * n d * n g p h * r m * c y for ten to twenty bucks a shot not a ‘commercial process’?
The p h * r m * c y that gets the money for c * m p * * n d * n g the d r * g probably imagines, in not so very wild flights of fancy, that it is getting money for performing a ‘commercial process’ to sell a drug.
I realize that I am thick in the head and ignorant as rocks on most legal things, but it still makes no sense to me.
JGabriel
@dr. bloor:
So Newt actually needs to look someone in the eye once in a while. Huh, who’d a thunk it? I’m not entirely sure whether I find that comforting or appalling.
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hamletta
@JGabriel: I liked Wonkette’s take: He loved America so much, he had to cum on her face!
asiangrrlMN
@hamletta: LOVE IT. My fave so far: Thou cockered reeling-ripe haggard! (It said cock! NOT a swear!).
BGinCHI
@Studly Pantload: I think this is along the lines of:
“The Chinese character for unemployment is also the character for boot-straps.”
AT
When i’m super busy and working hard i don’t often get out and about to meet chicks to cheat on my partner with, i must be doing it wrong…
RSA
@Jack:
I wonder how long it took Newt to come up with this phrasing?
hamletta
@AT: Who needs to get out? Just bend a staffer over your desk.
It worked for Newt!
@asiangrrlMN: Oh, good! I’m so happy you enjoyed it. I’m sure you’ll get a lot of use out of it, what with the situation in Wisconsin and all.
jl
@RSA: A car backing up out of a parking space backed over my foot once a long time ago, and the guy drove off without stopping.
That happened to me in my life and it wasn’t appropriate.
Is that the kind of thing Newt is talking about?
BGinCHI
@RSA: Classic passive voice.
And this from the party of responsibility!
Mike in NC
Honestly, poor Newt probably can’t even see his penis without a full length mirror in front of him.
Svensker
@scav:
OMG.
That is just unspeakable.
What the hell is wrong with people?
Redshift
It’s detachable—that explains everything!
If he just gets King Missile to write his campaign theme song, he’s home free!
Davis X. Machina
@Svensker:
I’m rolling with ‘original sin’, but that’s the Jesuit in me.
djesno
A) nominate newt
B) hillarity
C) newt and charlie sheen reality show involving a balloon ride over paris
D) profit?
Svensker
@Davis X. Machina:
Yeah, stuff is getting pretty biblical, I gotta say.
djesno
maybe there’d be more viewers if it’s a balloon ride over paris HILTON….me dunno, nom nom nom five-dollar foot long.
Omnes Omnibus
@hamletta: I facebooked it.
djesno
okay, cage match time~! — who are your favorite competitors?
1) Sarah Palin vs. Bill Maher
2) Glen Beck vs. Paris Hilton
3) Quadaffi (sp?) vs. Jon Voight
4) Andrew Brietbart vs. “the corpse of Ronald Reagan”
5) Neil DeGrasse Tyson vs. corporate conventional reality
…..
….votes?
JGabriel
@hamletta:
My God, that’s foul. And hilarious.
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General Stuck
They don’t even try to hide it anymore. Stunning vid
It was about Obama all along, and defeating him in 2012
JGabriel
@djesno:
The funniest part about that? The French have nukes.
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asiangrrlMN
@Omnes Omnibus: What did you FB? The Shakespeare insult thing or the clusterfork in Madison thing? And, how might I find you on the Book of Faces? You can email me if you prefer.
djesno
@JGabriel: and GODDESSES!
Cermet
@jl: Please, it has been proven that big pharm has only one issue – profit off the sick; their lie that new drugs cost 960 million was shown to be, at best 85 – 95 million and that is using their cooked data; more likely far less than that. These companies and anyone who defends them needs to be shot. They murder children and anyone else for the endless bucks they shove up their asses – truely better than nazi’s; not only profit off the sick and dying but make everyone think they are good guys. only in amerika.
Steeplejack
@debit:
Heh. Win!
(Terry Pratchett reference, for those who are wondering.)
Studly Pantload
@BGinCHI:
I initially read your quote as:
“The Chinese character for unemployment is also the character for strap-ons.”
I clearly must get my mind out the gutter. Wonder what it’s like outside of there?
Steeplejack
Night shift checking in. I don’t know if I am up for all the sturm und drang tonight, so I’ll have a beer and see how I feel. I do know that it can’t be any worse than being forced to listen to the soundtrack to Mamma Mia! for an hour while hosing down the big box bookstore after closing. One of our store manager’s favorites, which she was happy to share with us. The silver lining was that it made the walk home in a cold drizzle seem refreshing.
Steep +½
BGinCHI
@Studly Pantload: I think that’s Korean, actually.
BGinCHI
@Steeplejack: Checked for that Italian crime show you mentioned. The Sicily one.
Netflix shows it but doesn’t have it available. Did you buy it or something? I know the novels the show is based on and would really like to see it.
JGabriel
Cermet:
While I agree with the general tone and points you make in this post, don’t you think it’s kind of hyperbolic to get upset over that particular point? I mean, if you’re gonna sell medications, the business model kind of requires a clientele of sick people in order to work, ya know?
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Kryptik
As if to simply bolster my continued feeling of helpless despair, I looked all over to responses in general to the Wisconsin bullshit and such, outside of the core blogs and Maddow and such. The general air I’m feeling: ‘Good, Fuck the Unions and Fuck the Democrats, GO AMERICA!!!’ Fuck, I even found a good chunk of people actually in support of the Michigan ‘dissolve all contracts and city gov’ts, install Corporations to run everything wholesale’ bill.
We’re all hostage to Villagers and the village mindset. There’s no getting a-fucking-way, there’s no fucking win to be had anymore.
Just fuck it all. Tell me when serfdom is officially made legal again.
EDIT: Oh yeah, forgot to add, somehow this is totally equal to the PPACA bill being “crammed down America’s throat”. Because this was all under discussion for 18 months and had everything totally watered down with Dem suggestions before Dems voted lockstep against it and stirred up protests and near assaults at town halls over it. Oh wait…
And yet somehow this is so much more justifiable than the health care reform passing after one and a half years of limbo, which was totally SHOVED DOWN AMERICA’S THROAT’.
gbear
@djesno: D) Grift.
@asiangrrlMN: When a friend of mine wanted to shut someone up, he’d tell them to ‘Bite a fart’. It usually stopped them cold.
Omnes Omnibus
@asiangrrlMN: Insults. Email sent.
asiangrrlMN
@Steeplejack: Hi, Steepman. This is all so depressing. Crack one open for me.
@gbear: Nice one. That would make me stop and think, too.
@Omnes Omnibus: Cool. Please to accept my friend request.
burnspbesq
@MikeJ:
Dude, you can make this a non-issue rather easily. Get your ass out to the match. In particular, get your ass out to the match next Tuesday, when the Galaxy will be happy to show you what a real football club looks like.
Omnes Omnibus
@Steeplejack: Christ, mate. Drink more, much more. Try this as a palate cleanser.
burnspbesq
@jl:
Sorry. Patent law is an impenetrable thicket for me.
Omnes Omnibus
@burnspbesq: For me as well.
soonergrunt
So I’ve been doing the patriot thing wrong all these years, apparently. I spent 22 years of my life in military service, and gave up my back, knees, ankles, hearing, intestinal and lung function, and PTSD.
I had no idea that I could’ve shown my love for my country on a greater scale, by simply fucking around on my wife…twice.
Mark S.
@soonergrunt:
Oh, I think Newt has shown his love for his country a lot more than twice.
Omnes Omnibus
@soonergrunt: Ah, but which would be more dangerous? Also, you gotta be able to live with yourself.
General Stuck
@soonergrunt:
Yes, but how many Blow Jobs For Freedom have you had?
Omnes Omnibus
@asiangrrlMN: Done. Be polite about Mme Omnibus; she is small but dangerous.
Chris Grrr™
Things happened in my Diebold voting machine that were not appropriate.
RossInDetroit
IIRC in one of his affairs Newter insisted on only receiving oral because it was technically not cheating. Hairsplitting bastard. I hate that guy. Even after all these years he just makes me see red.
Omnes Omnibus
@Chris Grrr™: You were in Ohio in 2004 as well?
piratedan
@soonergrunt: you see if he had been a patriotic Spaniard instead, he may have only been able to fuck around on his first wife, but thanks to American exceptionalism…..
Jeddy
Well, some people have a hard time separating work from life.
For instance, my day job is as a staffing manager for a large company. Sometimes when I’m a little stressed and zonked from work, I find myself inappropriately lapsing into “interview speak” during social occasions. Do you know how awkward and socially undesirable it is to basically put a poor unsuspecting cocktail partier through the rigors of a job interview on a Saturday evening?
Anyway, my point being, Mr. Gingrich’s job in Washington was to fuck over Americans day in and day out, so I can see how after a long, hard week he would get a little confused and start taking his work home with him.
jl
@RossInDetroit:
It is odd that everyone seems to know everything about all of Newt’s affairs.
There are even Newt affairologists who argue about whether he just told his first wife that he was getting a divorce while she was gravely ill in the hospital, or went to the next step of awfulness and delivered legal papers to her.
So, since everyone knows everything already, for a long time, why does he have to bother to pretend to explain, or lie, or semi apologize, or whatever it is he is doing.
This is an odd country in some ways.
RossInDetroit
@jl:
What amazes me is that a man so disconnected from basic human decency still has a political life. Reason and honesty would seem to require his banishment from the public sphere, yet here he is considering running for president again. What kind of stake do you have to drive through this guy to get him to stay down?
Omnes Omnibus
@RossInDetroit: Clearly reason and honesty won’t do it. Mockery and derision might be worth trying.
Steeplejack
@BGinCHI:
I saw them originally on MHz, a D.C.-based “international” channel that is available on some cable systems around the country. I ended up buying them all (18 feature-length episodes on six DVDs) after MHz published them last year. They are available from Barnes & Noble and Amazon.
Getting Netflix streaming set up is currently on my shovel-ready infrastructure project to-do list, but it is my understanding that MHz has its own “channel” on Netflix where it makes available Montalbano, as well as some of its other programs (maybe The Octopus and the original Swedish Wallander).
I have read some of the Andrea Camilleri novels, and I think the movies stick pretty close to them, at least in theme and general approach, if not in actual detailed plot. What I like: great cinematography, great music, good acting all around and pretty tight scripts (at least tight enough to keep things moving). And Montalbano is very much his own man: he thinks outside the box, and he’s a refreshing change from the usual Anglo-American cop hero.
Here’s a quick taste: a trailer for The Shape of Water.
piratedan
@RossInDetroit: obviously his ex-wives need better lawyers, don’t see why ol’ Newt should even have a pot to piss in much less a political career.
asiangrrlMN
@Omnes Omnibus: Wow. Mrs. Omnes Omnibus is very lovely. I will be on my best Ps and Qs around her.
@jl: He’s trying to win over the religious right. He has to make very visible amends or explain it away somehow. But, who the fudgescicle cares anyway? It’ll be a cold day in Hades before he gets the nomination. I have a better chance than he does.
Jackass (not a swear, either).
General Stuck
22 days till opening day, and life will have meaning again.
Steeplejack
@Omnes Omnibus:
Well, I just got home and I’m just getting started.
Steep +2
Omnes Omnibus
@asiangrrlMN: The compliment will be passed along.
jwb
@jl: Reading between the line, it sounds like the pharmacies were only allowed to compound it because a commercial version of the drug was not FDA approved. Once a commercial version was approved then the FDA no longer grants the exception for compounding. So I don’t think it’s a patent issue but rather a regulatory issue. Under normal circumstances I would doubt this had any chance of holding up, since in this case even the doctors are appalled, but with the current craziness who knows.
Uncle Clarence Thomas
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Perhaps Governor Scott Walker didn’t hear the historic President Obama speech supporting American Labor he gave in Madison, Wisconsin recently, while wearing a pair of comfortable shoes.
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Valdivia
@gnomedad:
LOL.
Steeplejack
@Omnes Omnibus:
Nice song. It bookends well with this.
Chris Grrr™
@Omnes Omnibus: We are all Ohio in 2004.
When one Ohio hurts, we…
Aaaaaah, never mind.
asiangrrlMN
@Steeplejack: I think we can all do with a bit of this song.
Steeplejack
@BGinCHI:
According to Wikipedia, MHz is available in Chicago on WYCC. Maybe your cable system carries it.
International Mystery is shown at 9:00 p.m. and midnight Sundays and Tuesdays (Eastern time). Synchronicity: this coming week it’s Montalbano!
Steeplejack
@asiangrrlMN:
Heh. When can’t we do with a bit of that song?! It restoreth my soul.
Seriously, I am developing a stalker fixation on the brunette.
asiangrrlMN
@Steeplejack: Never ever ever. The brunette is a cutie. I wonder if I can incorporate go-go dancers into my real ‘Murikan(TM) wedding.
And, of course, there’s this brunette as well.
BGinCHI
@Steeplejack: You need to read The Marseilles Trilogy if you haven’t already.
Just awesome.
BGinCHI
@Steeplejack: Oh, shit.
Thanks my friend.
Will be checking it out.
Let me know how you like Life on Mars.
Steeplejack
@asiangrrlMN:
Oh, no, you di’nt!
I knew what was coming but I clicked on it anyway. But I did force myself to pause for 10 seconds before doing it. It hurts so good.
Steeplejack
@asiangrrlMN:
I think the concept of go-go-dancing bridesmaids has possibilities. And it appears that Julie Taymor may be free of her Spider-Man obligations on Broadway. Just a thought.
Steeplejack
@BGinCHI:
Jean-Claude Izzo, right? Again–in the queue, but way down. Will bump it up.
Steeplejack
@asiangrrlMN:
Like you skip any chances to watch Alan Rickman. Right.
ETA: WTF?! Your comment to which I was replying has disappeared.
asiangrrlMN
Seriously, FYWP?
@Steeplejack: Yet, you keep clicking. Fascinating. And, my bridesmaids are going to be wearing Statue of Liberty outfits, which kinda contradicts the whole go-go dancer vibe, I think. Hades and Damascus figs.
No Ms. Taymor. Too liberal for this shindig.
ETA: Yes, but I was not married to Alan Rickman. Alas.
Steeplejack
@asiangrrlMN:
I was not married to Texas girl, but it was intense. Uh-oh, gas station scene. Back in a minute.
asiangrrlMN
@Steeplejack: ‘Coz I added a link to it that FYWP didn’t like, and it marked my comment spam. Funicular you,WordPress!
@Steeplejack: I know. Just her doppelganger. Heh.
djesno
also, too….THIS: never eat spinach with a stranger!
rapier
I thought it was when his passion for The Nation rose he had to insert his penis into the mouth of a woman who was not his wife. There is nothing too odd about that. Except the inexplicable willingness of those women to open up.
Karen
So he couldn’t fuck his wife because he was fucking this country?
Bex
@djesno: @asiangrrlMN: He gave up most of the religious right vote when he converted to Catholicism.