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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / War / The cowboy king lives

The cowboy king lives

by DougJ|  March 21, 201112:33 pm| 106 Comments

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Even I don’t have the stomach to get through a Chunky Bobo column anymore, but Steve M. does. Here’s Douthat on why Bush II’s wars were awesome and Clinton/Bush I/Obama’s suck:

This is an intervention straight from Bill Clinton’s 1990s playbook, in other words, and a stark departure from the Bush administration’s more unilateralist methods. There are no “coalitions of the willing” here, no dismissive references to “Old Europe,” no “you are with us or you are with the terrorists.” Instead, the Obama White House has shown exquisite deference to the very international institutions and foreign governments that the Bush administration either steamrolled or ignored.

…there are major problems with this approach to war…. Because liberal wars depend on constant consensus-building within the (so-called) international community, they tend to be fought by committee, at a glacial pace, and with a caution that shades into tactical incompetence….

The thing is this: whatever one thinks of Bosnia and Iraq I, they weren’t, by most measures, as disastrous as Iraq II. I find it mind-boggling that anyone would pretend otherwise.

Also too, I sometimes think there’s a fine line between being a bold Churchillian unilateralist and being diplomatically incompetent.

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  1. 1.

    OzoneR

    March 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    Every take a moment to swallow this

    http://www.wnyc.org/blogs/its-free-blog/2011/mar/21/obama-and-libya-wheres-leadership/

    pull quote

    “Sometimes it really does seem like President Obama is actively trying to fit the stereotype of the weak liberal on foreign policy issues.”
    — Solomon Kleinsmith

    Barack Obama, Socialist thug and corporate whore, weak liberal and war criminal. Maybe he is the messiah.

  2. 2.

    BGinCHI

    March 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    Fucking twits like Douthat, who’ve never even been in a fist fight, think war is a movie.

    I guess when you’re the fat kid nobody likes on the playground, and you imagine yourself at the head of a column of fighting men, you’ll always be seduced by your imagination.

  3. 3.

    Kryptik

    March 21, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    What disturbs me is the idea that they may really be trying to turn W. into the next Ronald Reagan, complete with deification and total warped misrepresentations of his actual policies, accomplishments, and personal graces.

    No, on second thought, that doesn’t disturb me, so much as the thought that they may very well succeed in that. Complete with ‘George W. Bush International Airport’ somewhere.

  4. 4.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 21, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    My loathing of chickenhawk shitstains like Douchehat knows absolutely no fucking bounds.

    At all.

    It’s all so easy to talk about “interventions” from your fucking apartment on Park Avenue. Or your office in the Empire State Building.

  5. 5.

    artem1s

    March 21, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    This is an intervention straight from Bill Clinton’s 1990s playbook, in other words, and a stark departure from the Bush administration’s more unilateralist methods.

    in other words, NOT a meandering disaster with poorly defined goals?

    NPR used the ‘committee war’ terminology this morning. They must see this as an opportunity to appease the tea party and keep their funding.

  6. 6.

    danimal

    March 21, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Using Douthat’s description, I’m pretty sure WWII qualifies as a liberal intervention, FWIW.

  7. 7.

    Moonbatting Average

    March 21, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    And he writes this right after the EIGHTH ANNIVERSARY of our Grand Iraq Adventure. What a colossal fucknozzle.

  8. 8.

    Keith G

    March 21, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    That’s the thing about W’s cowboy persona. Down here in the Lone Star State many of us knew he was all hat and no cattle. A charming rogue who easily won friends and supporters, he often came up short in real results.

    Chunky certainly is a fuckhead.

  9. 9.

    The Political Nihilist Formerly Known As Kryptik

    March 21, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    (popping my name back, since fast typing makes it hard to remember your committed name changes)

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Not to mention the laughable assertion that war by committee creates ‘tactical incompetence’ and necessarily means a ‘glacial pace’. Fucker has to have been asleep for the last 10 years, or doing that annoying little ‘projection’ thing conservatives are so wont to do these days.

  10. 10.

    priscianus jr

    March 21, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    I find it mind-boggling that anyone would pretend otherwise.

    Just another indication that the RW thinks solely in images, i.e. fantasies designed to inspire, rather than in anything that bears any resemblance to reality — as if all current events were the subject matter of an adventure comic book.
    Imagery is the basis of rhetoric. Imagery does not have to contradict reality. There is no reason why imagery cannot be based on actual fact, but the right cannot afford to give up any control to reality.

  11. 11.

    kindness

    March 21, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Douthat is a moran. His day is incomplete if he isn’t able to lecture DFHs or Democratic office holders. He reminds me more of a grumpy old man screaming at the kids to get off his lawn more than anything else. That and his whole world view that Catholicism is the only truth. I just don’t get it how folks like him can be so willfully ignorant and blind.

  12. 12.

    Yevgraf (fka Michael)

    March 21, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    OT – But I have a new favorite song (Cee-Lo Green’s “Fuck You”).

    It isn’t safe for work, but it strikes a theme that every man can identify with.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

  13. 13.

    KG

    March 21, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    @danimal: I was thinking the same thing.

    I have to admit, there are days that my thinking goes like this:

    fuck it, let’s bring all our troops home, turn Alaska into a giant oil rig for 20 years, disband half the military and pour those funds into the Department of Energy to develop alternative sources in the next 20 years.

  14. 14.

    dr. bloor

    March 21, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    they tend to be fought by committee, at a glacial pace, and with a caution that shades into tactical incompetence….

    Yeah, nothing says “quick and competent” like the marathon goatfuck Shrub started in Iraq.

    What a moran.

  15. 15.

    The Political Nihilist Formerly Known As Kryptik

    March 21, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    @KG:

    Too bad in the shitty real world, the most likely result would be “fuck it, let’s bring all our troops home, turn Alaska into a giant oil rig for 20 years, disband the Department of energy, pour those funds into the Department of Defense to develop alternative wars in the next 20 years.”

  16. 16.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 21, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Apart from the ranking system, it’s actually not a terrible point. I think that this _is_ the closest thing we get to “liberal war.” That’s basically what the debate is: can there _be_ such a thing as a “liberal war,” waged to protect the weak from the powerful; or is “liberal war” just a ruse, a pretext for the usual American geostrategic bullying?

  17. 17.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 21, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    Speaking of Churchill, he’s got all this great PR, but it’s all belied by the actual facts of the matter:

    Dumbshit who was all gung ho for fighting an endless war against the Boers;

    Dumbshit who committed the Brits to the utterly indecisive mess that was Gallipoli;

    Dumbshit who insisted on trying to keep Crete and in the process wiped out the cream of the British army in the Med;

    Dumbshit who insisted that the US and the Brits attack the “soft underbelly” of the Axis in Italy, a campaign that was so decisive that northern Italy had to be liberated by Italians.

    Churchill’s rep is all great PR.

  18. 18.

    trollhattan

    March 21, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    @ Comrade DougJ

    Here’s how the Chunkster can decide which is awesomer: Iraq gives us “Hurt Locker” while Bosnia gives us “Behind Enemy Lines.”

    Discuss.

  19. 19.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 21, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    @FlipYrWhig:

    Liberal war: WWII. Pat Buchanan is still pissed that we fought against the Nazis.

  20. 20.

    numbskull

    March 21, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    @KG: Too late. We don’t have the brain power and the manufacturing base to do this any more.

  21. 21.

    BGinCHI

    March 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    @trollhattan: But, “Blackhawk Down,” “Three Kings.”

    Let’s call “Syriana” a tie.

  22. 22.

    Bill H.

    March 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    The thing is this: whatever one thinks of Bosnia and Iraq I, they weren’t, by most measures, as disastrous as Iraq II.

    But let’s not pretend they were not fucking disasters, either. Bosnia contributed heavily to the Russia/Georgia war, and Iraq I led to years and years of a “no fly zone” enforcement (Oh, God, does that ring any bells), which led to having to depose an evil dictator (oh God, more bells).

    Admittedly the “we deposed the evil dictator” was originally “omigod there will be a mushroom cloud.”

    But saying that “Bosnia and Iraq I weren’t as disastrous as Iraq II” is like saying that Multiple Sclerosis and Parkinson’s are not as bad as Pancreatic Cancer, so it’s okay to have Bubonic Plague.

  23. 23.

    Stefan

    March 21, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    Also too, I sometimes think there’s a fine line between being a bold Churchillian unilateralist and being diplomatically incompetent.

    And man, Churchill wasn’t a unilateralist: he tried to get allies wherever he could find them. He was absolutely desperate to sign up anyone he could to his cause, even going so far as to ally himself to Stalin’s Russia, and seeking deals with Vichy France and Franco’s Spain.

  24. 24.

    Sly

    March 21, 2011 at 12:54 pm

    I find it mind-boggling that anyone would pretend otherwise.

    Because you’re not arguing from first principles and discarding any evidence that suggests those first principles might be… you know… stupid. That is, however, the recurring formula of every Douthat column.

    So, of course, he targets multilateral interventionism’s faults by ignoring the demagoguery disguised as pragmatic hand-wringing that was a hallmark of the 90s and the effect that such semi-naked grandstanding by Republicans had on building a diplomatic consensus for the Balkans and Somalia. And let’s not forget the calls of “No Blood for Monica! Wag the dog!” as Clinton sent cruise missiles into Sudan to kill Bin Laden.

  25. 25.

    Amanda in the South Bay

    March 21, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    @Bill H.:

    WTF, how did Bosnia contribute (heavily, at that?) to the Georgia-Russian War? If it wasn’t for our intervention in the Balkans, there probably wouldn’t be any Muslims left in teh former Yugoslavia.

  26. 26.

    Yevgraf (fka Michael)

    March 21, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    @Bill H.:

    Bosnia contributed heavily to the Russia/Georgia war…

    That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on the internet in months, and that includes my reads of McArdle articles.

  27. 27.

    Maude

    March 21, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    Thank you. Churchill should never been Defence Minister in WWII. He was a nightmare.

  28. 28.

    The Political Nihilist Formerly Known As Kryptik

    March 21, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    @Bill H.:

    […] Iraq I led to years and years of a “no fly zone” enforcement (Oh, God, does that ring any bells), which led to having to depose an evil dictator (oh God, more bells).

    Sorry, I call bullshit. The problem with the second Iraq war was it was hardly one of necessity, and predicated on the idea that ‘OMG SADDAM’S GONNA DIRTY BOMB THE US INTO GLASS!’ Which we all know now was total bupkis, and the humanitarian crises and justifications would have been applied to so many other dictators just as deserving of deposing. And the biggest thing: we never figured out what to do after Saddam was deposed, making the region more unstable than when we dropped in like the Cavalry. I mean, you even admit that the justification was more on ‘OMG MUSHROOM CLOUD’ more than ‘OMG Saddam’s a horrible dictator!’. We didn’t have to depose him, and a full on war, while it ended with his execution, was probably the most inept thing we could have done to undermine him and serve our interests in the region.

    As it is, we’re paying tangible consequences for this disaster than the Gulf War or Bosnia, in ways that affect EVERYONE, not just the US or the region.

    @Amanda in the South Bay:
    @Yevgraf (fka Michael):

    And I see there was more bullshit buried there too. Thanks for calling this out, I kept silent due to my admitted ignorance about the Bosnia actions, but it looks like this point from Bill is bunk too.

  29. 29.

    The Moar You Know

    March 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Several years back, I was starting to turn left into a rather large intersection. There were two left turn lanes. The light changed and we all went.

    Right then a guy blew the red, and almost hit me and the guy right beside me.

    A normal person would at least mouth “I’m sorry”, or back up, or look apologetic. What did this guy do?

    HE FLIPPED OFF EVERYONE WHO WAS IN THE INTERSECTION WITH BOTH HANDS, turning around slowly to make sure we all got the message, and then proceeded to drive around us and finish going through.

    I will now term this the “Douthat Approach To Driving”. He seems fond of it when applied to military action.

  30. 30.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    March 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Why does anybody even imply that Douchehat is talking from a logical frame of reference. He’s simply one note amongst many in the mighty Wurlitzer of the right.

    Of course he’s gonna criticize Obama. Fuck, if the President had gone in there with F-18s a firing three weeks ago, the right would find fault with it.

  31. 31.

    BGinCHI

    March 21, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    What percentage of America, including the pundit class who went to colleges where they wear ties at dinner, wants leaders to lead us no matter what the consequences or who gets killed?

    Determination and certainty instead of strategy and planning?

  32. 32.

    OzoneR

    March 21, 2011 at 1:02 pm

    @comrade scott’s agenda of rage:

    Fuck, if the President had gone in there with F-18s a firing three weeks ago, the right would find fault with it.

    everyone would have, and the media essentially admitted it this weekend.

  33. 33.

    Scott P.

    March 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm

    Churchill’s rep is all great PR.

    No, he was a genius, although one with many flaws. Gallipoli aside, he was an excellent First Lord in WWI. He brought Fisher back from retirement, saw that Jellicoe was given command of the Grand Fleet from the start and supported him to the hilt, and oversaw great progress in anti-submarine warfare.

    His leadership in WWII was also excellent, and exactly what Britain needed at the time.

    Thank you. Churchill should never been Defence Minister in WWII. He was a nightmare.

    Thank goodness he wasn’t, then.

  34. 34.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    Planning is for luzers. Von Rumsfailed canned military professionals who wanted to plan for the inevitable occupation of Iraq.

  35. 35.

    Comrade DougJ

    March 21, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    @Yevgraf (fka Michael):

    The Bosnia-Georgia war wasn’t much of a war anyway.

    I don’t claim Bosnia went perfectly, but I think, in the final analysis, the mission saved a lot of lives and enhanced US international prestige. I know not everyone agrees. I am probably biased by having Croatian friends.

  36. 36.

    BGinCHI

    March 21, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: I’m surprised Rumsfeld didn’t just advocate using the military to bomb American schools to just cut out the middle man.

  37. 37.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 21, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    @Scott P.:

    Yeah, but you’ll no more hear of Churchill’s flaws (and they were quite serious) than you’ll hear of the deserting coward’s flaws (which were, and are, overwhelming.)

    Hitler was thought of as some sort of military genius, too, when things were going his way. Not so much after Stalingrad.

  38. 38.

    john b

    March 21, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    @Yevgraf (fka Michael):
    welcome to last summer

  39. 39.

    gnomedad

    March 21, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    @priscianus jr:

    Just another indication that the RW thinks solely in images

    W, in his flight suit, declaring “Mission Accomplished”.
    / Tamarian Republican

  40. 40.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 21, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    Ok, I will say this for Churchill (and for Hitler): both put their own skin into the game when they were of prime military age.

    Compare and contrast with the likes of the deserting coward, Dark Lord Cheney, and asswipes like Douchehat.

  41. 41.

    RalfW

    March 21, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    Apparently, now, even war is to be opposed by Republicans if Obama is for it. Their hatred of all things Barack is greater than their massive love for bombs, killing muslims, and being arm-chair generals. Wow.

  42. 42.

    Ronc99

    March 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Douhat like Sully, believes in religious dogma to support their so called conservatism. Both are RWer knuckledraggers who should be shunned, not repeated!

  43. 43.

    Paul in KY

    March 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: WW II was very liberal. We (along with our allies) liberally kicked Nazi & Imperial Japanese ass. It was all done correctly, as well. Declaration of war, etc. etc.

  44. 44.

    Comrade DougJ

    March 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    @Yevgraf (fka Michael):

    I posted that last fall and some people thought it was sexist. You can’t win.

  45. 45.

    Bill H.

    March 21, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    @Amanda in the South Bay:
    @Yevgraf (fka Michael):

    Before you call people stupid, read the news, study history, maybe even think. Russia claimed that if we could intervene militarily to support the split up of the Yugoslav republic into componebt states, then they could intervene militarily to support the split of Abkhazia and South Ossetia from Georgia. The lead up to the war involved a lot, and I do mean a lot of Russian accusations about our role in Bosnia and the dissolution of states.

    Our involvement was highly controversial at the time, and there are those who claim that it actually increased the slaughter. I’m not supporting that claim, but there is no doubt that it contributed to Russia’s claim to legitimacy in supporting Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

  46. 46.

    RalfW

    March 21, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    Maybe Obama’s Saturday weekly message he should talk about his support for apple pie made with genuine Washington state apples, Kansas wheat pie crust, and topped with Vermont dairy ice cream, preferably enjoyed in a protestant church basement.
    I look forward to chunky bobo calling for an end to that most wholesome and American of traditions.

  47. 47.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    March 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm

     

    they tend to be fought by committee

    I imagine that, were they still alive, Eisenhower and Marshall would be amused by this. How the fuck does this idiot think WW2 in Europe was fought?

  48. 48.

    Bill H.

    March 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    @The Political Nihilist Formerly Known As Kryptik:
    See my reply to them regarding the Georgia war. As to Iraq, so there was no “no fly zone” enforcement following Iraq I?

    And you yourself say the “omigod WMD” was “bupkis” and yet claim that it was a valid reason for attacking Iraq. And yet you say that I’m stupid.

    We continue the “It’s okay if Obama does it” love fest.

  49. 49.

    Amanda in the South Bay

    March 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    @Bill H.:

    So, basically you are butt hurt that Russia isn’t going back to its 18th-19th century imperialism in an attempt to counterbalance America?

    Here’s some history: Russia annexed Georgia in 1800, they are going to want to meddle there regardless of what happened in the Balkans.

    And the Muslims of the former Yugoslavia exist today despite cretins like you.

    ETA: And we’re supposed to feel sorry that Russians got their fee fees hurt cause their fellow Orthodox Slavs weren’t allowed go genocide the Bosniaks? Why should Russia (apart from centuries of its own imperialist ambitions in that part of the world) have a say in the Balkans? How far is Sarajevo from the Russian Federation?

  50. 50.

    Seebach

    March 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Yeah, it’s taken forever to get into this Libya thing. As I understand it, we’re still negotiating.

  51. 51.

    Citizen_X

    March 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    @RalfW: Maybe, but if Operation Odyssey Porn or whatever it’s called + their ODS makes them turn all anti-military-industrial-complex (“Great Republican Eisenhower was right! Cut Pentagon spending 60% now!”), I’m going to join the Republican Party.

    Temporarily.

  52. 52.

    Barb (formerly Gex)

    March 21, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    @gnomedad: Figures the side that tries to claim Christianity for its own is full of idolatry.

  53. 53.

    Tom65

    March 21, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    Does anyone want to remind Chunky Bobo that Iraq I actually was a coalition effort?

  54. 54.

    Barb (formerly Gex)

    March 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    @RalfW: Don’t worry, though, the right people know the score. Look at the market! It’s a great thing that the right get their war, their war spending, and get to look like their opposed all in one.

  55. 55.

    Superluminar

    March 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm

    @DougJ, @Yevgraf

    The thing is, the genius of that song is that he subtly undermines himself lyrically, so the sexist criticism is unfair IMHO.

  56. 56.

    Marmot

    March 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    @RalfW: Actually, that’s always been the case. Sly @23 calls it “the demagoguery disguised as pragmatic hand-wringing that was a hallmark of the 90s” Republican critique of U.S. intervention in Somalia and Bosnia.

    They were also pissed that Clinton didn’t get more violent with Iraq whenever Iraq turned on an anti-aircraft missile system’s radar. Then they went all-in for war, of course.

    It’s all kinda like their history with the deficit. They pegged it on Dems and Clinton in particular, then when the deficit disappeared, Bush II and the Repubs decided the surplus was too large, and that tax cuts should come next. Now as a result, the deficit is bad again under Dems and Obama, so Repubs blame Dems and Obama.

    Create a problem, then blame it on your opponents. I still can’t believe it works.

  57. 57.

    MikeBoyScout

    March 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    Clearly the graphical design and exhibition logistic decisions for our Libya “Mission Accomplished” banner shall occur at a glacial pace, and with a caution that shades into tactical incompetence.

    Belated Happy 8th Anniversary for those of you celebrating Operation Iraqi Liberation!!!!

  58. 58.

    Cris

    March 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: How the fuck does this idiot think WW2 in Europe was fought?

    The bumbling monocled twits of Old Europe were cowering as they mumbled about appeasement, so John Wayne stepped in, pushed them aside, and throttled Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito all at the same time with his right hand while grabbing Stalin’s balls with his left.

    Correct me if I’m wrong

  59. 59.

    Barb (formerly Gex)

    March 21, 2011 at 1:29 pm

    @Tom65: That fact is only salient when a Republican prez is trying to sell a war to the people. Bobo is a master in marketing.

  60. 60.

    gnomedad

    March 21, 2011 at 1:31 pm

    @Barb (formerly Gex):
    Just in case you’re not a Trekkie:
    https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Darmok

  61. 61.

    mark f

    March 21, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    Churchill was lucky enough to have his life and rule coincide with Hitler’s. Otherwise he would’ve been the John McCain of mid-20th C. Britain.

  62. 62.

    Georgia Pig

    March 21, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    . . . there are major problems with this approach to war…. Because liberal conservative wars depend on constant consensus-building within fuck-yous to the (so-called) international community, they tend to be fought by committee personal whim, at a glacial breakneck pace, and with a caution an impulsiveness that shades into tactical incompetence….

    Hmm, the template is pretty flexible.

  63. 63.

    jwest

    March 21, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    First Obama orders the torture of Bradley Manning, then he sends his “kill team” to murder civilians in Afghanistan and to take pictures while they do it.

    As Commander in Chief, he sure is showing Cheney and Bush how it should have been done.

  64. 64.

    Roger Moore

    March 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Pat Buchanan is still pissed that we fought against the Nazis.

    Why? I thought that Jonah Goldberg had conclusively proven that the Nazis were liberals, so fighting against them must have been a good thing.

  65. 65.

    cleek

    March 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    @gnomedad:
    nicely done.

  66. 66.

    cleek

    March 21, 2011 at 1:38 pm

    @jwest:

    First Obama orders the torture of Bradley Manning

    got a link?

  67. 67.

    Sly

    March 21, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    @Bill H.:

    Our involvement was highly controversial at the time, and there are those who claim that it actually increased the slaughter. I’m not supporting that claim, but there is no doubt that it contributed to Russia’s claim to legitimacy in supporting Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

    A “claim to legitimacy” that wasn’t supported by anyone other than Russia or South Ossetia. At which point using Bosnia as a precedent falls apart, because the intervention in Bosnia was crafted as such to prevent precedents for unilateralism.

    In other words, just because they made the claim doesn’t mean the claim is legitimate. For all we know Russia would have evoked Afghanistan ca. 1980 as a precedent for “assisting” S. Ossetia had Bosnia not been available to be twisted to justify their actions.

  68. 68.

    Roger Moore

    March 21, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    @Bill H.:
    It was actually the intervention in Kosovo that pissed the Russians off, though, not the one in Bosnia. Right idea, wrong intervention.

  69. 69.

    jwest

    March 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Cleek,

    No link needed. As we were taught during the Bush years, every action of every soldier anywhere in the world is directly traceable to and the responsibility of the President.

  70. 70.

    cleek

    March 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm

    @jwest:
    ah, i see. you’re a troll.

    well, enjoy the pie!

  71. 71.

    4tehlulz

    March 21, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    @jwest: ITT GOP trolls

  72. 72.

    Culture of Truth

    March 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    Incredible. It’s like the only unifying concept of modern conservatives to be incompetent, ignorant and wrong.

  73. 73.

    joe from Lowell

    March 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    In case it isn’t clear, the subtext of Douthat’s complaint is that our determination to fight this war as part of a genuine alliance, with UN and NATO blessings, will prevent us from putting ground troops into the country. Our allies – the NATO countries like Canada who opposed the Iraq War, as well as the Arab League – are never going to allow that to happen. We’ve already seen pushback from the Arab countries warning of “‘mission creep.”

    Douthat’s right on the facts here. Fighting a coalition war really does limit our freedom of operation. What he doesn’t realize is that that’s a good thing.

  74. 74.

    Comrade DougJ

    March 21, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    @Superluminar:

    I agree with you.

  75. 75.

    joe from Lowell

    March 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    @jwest:

    No link needed. As we were taught during the Bush years, every action of every soldier anywhere in the world is directly traceable to and the responsibility of the President.

    Actually, we have extensive evidence – documents, orders, transcripts of meetings, admissions from the principles themselves – that the Bush administration ordered the torture.

    So, once again, do you have even the slightest evidence that Obama ordered Manning’s “torture?” Because, as we learned during the Bush years, that sort of thing leaves a trail of evidence.

  76. 76.

    Stefan

    March 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    they tend to be fought by committee

    Umm, all wars are fought by committe. And, more on point, Bush’s own Iraq War and Afghanistan War were fought by committee — you only have to read one of thousands of contemporaneous news and magazine articles, books, studies, etc. to read of the contrasting agendas, goals and plans of the multiple committees within the defense, intelligence and diplomatic communities charged with overseeing various aspects of the wars.

  77. 77.

    Yurpean

    March 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    @Bill H.: By Bosnia, do you mean Kosovo, because it doesn’t do much for your plausibility when you get your Balkan bits mixed up.

  78. 78.

    Neo

    March 21, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    So does this make Obama … “

    Sarkozy’s poodle

    ” ??
    You know the world is upside down when a US president is led into war by a “Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey”

  79. 79.

    Tonal Crow

    March 21, 2011 at 2:08 pm

    Whatever the merits and drawbacks of this war, it violates Art.I s.8 cl.11. Enough of the imperial Presidency bullshit already.

  80. 80.

    Yevgraf (fka Michael)

    March 21, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    Kucinich and Nader are breathlessly calling for impeachment.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2692272/posts

    I’m pleased to announce that one of my kids saw Ralph Nader signing books in the Baltimore airport last week, and there were two whole fans there talking to him.

  81. 81.

    RalfW

    March 21, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    I don’t think there is a record to show that Obama ordered Manning tortured. At this point I don’t think there is a record b/c I tend to believe that Obama never ordered such a thing.

    But I do think Obama turning a blind eye to what is happening in the brig is illustrative of Obama’s willingness to let it happen.

    Obama said he asked the Pentagon whether the suspected WikiLeaks leaker’s confinement conditions were appropriate and whether they met basic standards. “They assure me that they are,” he told a White House news conference.

    Oh, well, then, I’m sure it’s fine in there.

  82. 82.

    cs

    March 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    @Yurpean:

    He definitely meant Kosovo or he should have.

    And if he did mean Kosovo, then his statement is partially correct. When Kosovo broke away after the war of 1999, I remember some pundits thinking Kosovo was a dangerous precedent since its example would empower fragmentation in other countries.

    So Russia did use the existence of Kosovo as providing cover for creating their own client states, such as South Ossetia. They probably would have ended up in a war with Georgia even if Kosovo hadn’t been freed, but the Kosovo example definitely helped them a bit with the war’s PR.

  83. 83.

    Chris

    March 21, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    @Neo:

    You know the world is upside down when a US president is led into war by a “Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey”

    Far right assholes in both countries have pointed out that their president wasn’t really French/American, and should in reality be thought of as Hungarian/Kenyan. No doubt the current situation is central to their point.

  84. 84.

    PTirebiter

    March 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    @Stefan: Thankfully, Adolf avoided the glacial pace and tactical incompetence of waging his war by committee. Say what you will, the fucker did not dither.

  85. 85.

    Calouste

    March 21, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    @mark f:

    Nah, Churchill was a Cabinet minister by the age that McCain was still a fighter pilot whose only claim to fame was that he survived multiple plane crashes. There’s a fairly serious gap in their achievements even if Churchill had never become PM.

  86. 86.

    srv

    March 21, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    The thing is this: whatever one thinks of Bosnia and Iraq I, they weren’t, by most measures, as disastrous as Iraq II. I find it mind-boggling that anyone would pretend otherwise.

    Doug, I’ll take the bait.

    1) Iraq I did not end in 1991. How many people died as a result of the uprisings and sanctions? What did the war, NFZ and sanctions do to one of the ME’s strongest economies?

    2) How many people fled Iraq after 1991? What impact did those having the means to get up and go have on the stability of Iraq post-Saddam?

    I think if you total it all up, they were both catastrophes for the Iraqi people. Y’all only take credit for the second act.

  87. 87.

    PTirebiter

    March 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    @Yevgraf (fka Michael): Kucinich says he isn’t calling for impeachment, just asserting congress’s role in waging war has been usurped. He has a point but…
    IMHO Two nader fans still equals a world gone wrong.

  88. 88.

    Legalize

    March 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Right. Iraq II and Afghanistan, which have been going on for almost 20 years collectively, are the models of quick, tactically brilliant, dust-ups.

    Fucking idiots.

  89. 89.

    Dave N.

    March 21, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    And let’s not forget that Churchhill wanted to start WWIII, as WWII was still ongoing in the Pacific, by re-arming the Germans and invading the Soviet Union.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Unthinkable

  90. 90.

    Mike in NC

    March 21, 2011 at 2:50 pm

    Give this business in Libya exactly ONE WEEK to play out.

    If by then Gadaffi isn’t dead or is still merely holding on by his fingernails, the right wing noise machine will be calling it the latest version of “Obama’s Katrina”, complete with black UN helicopters, contempt for the troops, etc. Fox News will lead the charge, with denunciations from neocons like Kristol and Krauthammer, and the MSM will blindly follow them down the rabbit hole.

    Hannity and Limbaugh will have specials devoted to the “quandry”. Then Rummy and Cheney will pop up on TV to lecture everyone on the “correct” way to go to war. It’s all so predictable.

  91. 91.

    joe from Lowell

    March 21, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    @Legalize:

    Right. Iraq II and Afghanistan, which have been going on for almost 20 years collectively, are the models of quick, tactically brilliant, dust-ups.

    Indeed. But let’s dig into this a little deeper.

    Douthat is right about some things. Fighting wars as part of alliance – a real one, in which all of the partners matter and get a say – imposes certain restraints, certain tactical restraints. The military command sometimes can’t respond as quickly to a changing situation, they need to get buy-in from a lot of different people. There are also a lot more agendas that need to be met, which can make things like targeting decisions slower. So far, so good, Russ.

    But there are two levels of thought when it comes to a war, the tactical and the strategic. The reason we’ll end up being stuck in Iraq for 8-1/2 years, and Afghanistan for over decade, are because of strategic errors, not “tactical incompetence” or a “glacial pace” in the fighting.

    And what’s more, it is the very dynamics which “war-by-committee” slows us down, and which cowboy, coalition-of-the-willing unilateralism bypasses, that can help us avoid those strategic errors.

    Because we don’t know everything there is to know. Allies and partners know things, too. When they prevent us from doing something, or from doing something in a certain way, there is a good chance that there is a good reason why that action we avoided shouldn’t happen. Not always, but often.

    Douthat doesn’t get this. He just accepts, as a definition, that when we are restrained from doing something we might do by our allies, that we are right, and they are wrong.

  92. 92.

    mark f

    March 21, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    @85.Calouste:

    Fair enough; I didn’t intend it to be a perfect analogy. I just meant he was constantly rhetoricizing every potential conflict as if all of humanity was at stake. I would’ve said Kristol or Steyn, but at least Churchill, like McCain, put his life on the line as a young man.

  93. 93.

    OzoneR

    March 21, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    @PTirebiter:

    Kucinich says he isn’t calling for impeachment, just asserting congress’s role in waging war has been usurped.

    Congress signed those powers away themselves.

    Now if you want to tell me the Wars Powers Resolution is unconstitutional, or the UN Charter is, then I’m all ears, but Constitutionally, it’s probably fine if someone willingly gives up their power.

  94. 94.

    Joel

    March 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    @jwest: Yeah, kind of like that time Obama launched the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.

  95. 95.

    Superluminar

    March 21, 2011 at 3:00 pm

    @Calouste
    I think that was actually a particularly apt analogy. Churchill was basically a professional contrarian, who got a lucky break with WWII. Consider this: crushed the General Strike, wanted to stay on the Gold Standard, responsible for Gallipoli clusterfuck, racist pro-imperial, supported facists Spanish civil war, supported Appeasment of Hitler until Munich agreement… He was rescued by some nifty rhetoric during the war, and to be fair, adopted forward-looking policies after that conflict.

  96. 96.

    JWL

    March 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    I submit that “Churchillian unilateralist” is an inherently contradictory term.

    And as you’ll go to your grave hearing “the United States could and should have won the war in Vietnam”, prepare yourself to live with: “GW Bush was right to war on Iraq”.

  97. 97.

    Damned at Random

    March 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    But Iraq II was the awesomest war. Kick ass and wait for the pussy world to catch up. A real man’s war.

    I should know. The ghost John Wayne told me so on my Ouija board.

  98. 98.

    Brachiator

    March 21, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    I finally looked at the Douthat column. What a load. Particularly this:

    And because their connection to the national interest is often tangential at best, they’re often fought with one hand behind our back and an eye on the exits, rather than with the full commitment that victory can require.

    I missed that part where Dubya’s war on Iraq, built on a foundation of lies and bullshit, delivered a clear victory.

    It amazes me no end when conservative pundits act as though they are masters of science or military matters, or most anything, when they don’t even have the slightest clue as to what they are talking about, or even a rudimentary grasp of the facts.

  99. 99.

    Kathy in St. Louis

    March 21, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    Well, if this weasel is correct, then we won in Iraq and have been home for about 8 years, right? No? Well, then I’d say that the results pretty much speak for themselves and that the writer looks like an ass for even stating otherwise.

  100. 100.

    joe from Lowell

    March 21, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    @Superluminar: Used gas bombs in the Middle East to punish communities that withheld taxes.

  101. 101.

    Chris

    March 21, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    @Brachiator:

    I missed that part where Dubya’s war on Iraq, built on a foundation of lies and bullshit, delivered a clear victory.

    Then you must have missed THE SURGE!!! Military genius of Hannibalian proportions, which delivered a resounding and total defeat to the terrorists and installed democracy in Iraq once and for all. But then we elected Obama, and everything went to shit!*

    *Taken from a Texan history book circa 2020 AD.

  102. 102.

    Brachiator

    March 21, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    @Chris:

    Then you must have missed THE SURGE Military genius of Hannibalian proportions, which delivered a resounding and total defeat to the terrorists and installed democracy in Iraq once and for all. But then we elected Obama, and everything went to shit!

    In the corrective revisionist text, the Iraqis pulled out their Surge Protector and blunted the US effort. Not Obama’s fault at all.

    I wonder sometimes, though, how future historians will look back on this period. If we have a future.

  103. 103.

    danimal

    March 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Give this business in Libya exactly ONE WEEK to play out…If by then Gadaffi isn’t dead or is still merely holding on by his fingernails, the right wing noise machine will be calling it the latest version of “Obama’s Katrina”, complete with black UN helicopters, contempt for the troops, etc.

    You are so wrong, and show your naivete for all the world to see.

    They will call it Obama’s Somalia.

  104. 104.

    Mnemosyne

    March 21, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    @danimal:

    They will call it Obama’s Somalia.

    I can’t wait for the half-literate “Black Hawk Down” posters to show up at tea party rallies.

  105. 105.

    jefft452

    March 22, 2011 at 12:28 am


    No, he was a genius, although one with many flaws. Gallipoli aside, he was an excellent First Lord in WWI. He brought Fisher back from retirement, saw that Jellicoe was given command of the Grand Fleet from the start and supported him to the hilt, and oversaw great progress in anti-submarine warfare”

    And brought Turkey into the war in the first place by stealing the Rio de Jeniro from them, not to mention insisting that Battlecruisers be used in the battle line where they got slaughtered instead of as anti-commerce raiders as they were designed to be

  106. 106.

    Solomon Kleinsmith

    March 23, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    Its a little creepy that someone quoted me in the first comment above, but then goes and takes my words into la la land.

    I’m pretty clear in the post that I think Obama’s eventual judgement calls have been on the money, but that he doesn’t seem to trust himself to make the decisions without significant pressure to do so. I disagree with a lot of his domestic policy, but if you just made him more decisive, I think the president has good judgement on foreign policy.

    Foreign policy isn’t as easy to turn into left-right stuff. You can use left, right and center ish talking points to support or attack the action in Libya. He seems commonsensical… just far too unsure for the leader of the free world.

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