I clearly have too much time on my hands.
I’m supposed to be going to a fundraiser at a bar (yay! bars!) for a children’s literacy program that I helped launch at my old law firm. Two of my closest friends are on the board and have spent a lot of time planning this thing. Nonetheless, I told them I can’t go until after the Carolina game. I mean, what do I care about childrenses literasee? THE BASKETBALLS ARE ON!!!!11one
P.S. It’s mango.