A song for Orlando Sentinel reporter Scott Powers.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
In my day, never was longer.
If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.
They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.
Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.
When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?
Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.
That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.
And we’re all out of bubblegum.
Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.
When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.
Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity
Tick tock motherfuckers!
Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.
I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.
… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact
The willow is too close to the house.
This really is a full service blog.
Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.
A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.
“Squeaker” McCarthy
Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.
Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.
Hot air and ill-informed banter
Take your GOP plan out of the witness protection program.
Yutsano
Uhh…okay then. Song kinda sucks eggs.
Comrade DougJ
@Yutsano:
Kind of? The song is epic.
rikyrah
ok, this is HILARIOUS.
HILARIOUS..
BWA HA HA HA HA HA
Valdivia
Where is Rebecca Black when you need her?
Yutsano
@Valdivia: Do we really need to get that desperate? And you are aware that I consider Autotune anything to be Shaytan spawn, no?
Tonal Crow
That song bites. But I’m waffling on whether it bites worse than any other sample from the overwhelming majority of rap.
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
Understatement — Yutsano can do it. That song seriously sucks. It is indeed epic.
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
look, just be happy r. kelly didn’t pee on anyone, that is a long time to be stuck in a closet without vanna white.
Mark S.
Why can’t we handle this Christian-like?
That kind of left me hanging on the edge of my seat. Can anyone tell me what happens in the next 11 parts?
Parallel 5ths (Ionian Steel)
Exactly what I thought of when I read the story, Doug.
piratedan
just found this, thought it was awesome (not quite as good as American Dad’s rant, but still), so I thought I’d link it to let folks enjoy some good old fashioned venting:
http://www.stonekettle.com/2011/03/america-you-keeping-using-that-word.html
Valdivia--phone
Sorry yutsano I know autotune be the devil
Angry Black Lady
OH. MAH. GAH.
i think i love you. (but what am i so afraid of?)
piratedan
@Angry Black Lady: a possible indication of romantic interest from Danny Bonaduce perhaps?
Angry Black Lady
doug, have you seen this chart?
i really loathed trapped in the closet, but my ex was totally (and ironically, i think) into it and he made me listen to it. and i came to the conclusion that r. kelley is some sort of mad genius (who likes to pee on people).
Yutsano
@Angry Black Lady: What. The. Duck. Over.
Comrade Mary
Oh, man, that chart scares me. Any song that needs an infographic designed for it is a song that I’ll just have to skip.
Comrade DougJ
@Angry Black Lady:
Did he watch all 24 parts?
EDIT: chart is awesome!
Tim O
wow, that was tedious.