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by DougJ|  March 27, 20119:00 pm| 19 Comments

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A song for Orlando Sentinel reporter Scott Powers.

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  1. 1.

    Yutsano

    March 27, 2011 at 9:05 pm

    Uhh…okay then. Song kinda sucks eggs.

  2. 2.

    Comrade DougJ

    March 27, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Kind of? The song is epic.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    March 27, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    ok, this is HILARIOUS.

    HILARIOUS..

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA

  4. 4.

    Valdivia

    March 27, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    Where is Rebecca Black when you need her?

  5. 5.

    Yutsano

    March 27, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    @Valdivia: Do we really need to get that desperate? And you are aware that I consider Autotune anything to be Shaytan spawn, no?

  6. 6.

    Tonal Crow

    March 27, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    That song bites. But I’m waffling on whether it bites worse than any other sample from the overwhelming majority of rap.

  7. 7.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 27, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    Understatement — Yutsano can do it. That song seriously sucks. It is indeed epic.

  8. 8.

    Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal

    March 27, 2011 at 11:29 pm

    look, just be happy r. kelly didn’t pee on anyone, that is a long time to be stuck in a closet without vanna white.

  9. 9.

    Mark S.

    March 27, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Why can’t we handle this Christian-like?

    That kind of left me hanging on the edge of my seat. Can anyone tell me what happens in the next 11 parts?

  10. 10.

    Parallel 5ths (Ionian Steel)

    March 28, 2011 at 12:25 am

    Exactly what I thought of when I read the story, Doug.

  11. 11.

    piratedan

    March 28, 2011 at 12:33 am

    just found this, thought it was awesome (not quite as good as American Dad’s rant, but still), so I thought I’d link it to let folks enjoy some good old fashioned venting:

    http://www.stonekettle.com/2011/03/america-you-keeping-using-that-word.html

  12. 12.

    Valdivia--phone

    March 28, 2011 at 12:38 am

    Sorry yutsano I know autotune be the devil

  13. 13.

    Angry Black Lady

    March 28, 2011 at 2:48 am

    OH. MAH. GAH.

    i think i love you. (but what am i so afraid of?)

  14. 14.

    piratedan

    March 28, 2011 at 2:55 am

    @Angry Black Lady: a possible indication of romantic interest from Danny Bonaduce perhaps?

  15. 15.

    Angry Black Lady

    March 28, 2011 at 2:59 am

    doug, have you seen this chart?

    i really loathed trapped in the closet, but my ex was totally (and ironically, i think) into it and he made me listen to it. and i came to the conclusion that r. kelley is some sort of mad genius (who likes to pee on people).

  16. 16.

    Yutsano

    March 28, 2011 at 3:04 am

    @Angry Black Lady: What. The. Duck. Over.

  17. 17.

    Comrade Mary

    March 28, 2011 at 4:48 am

    Oh, man, that chart scares me. Any song that needs an infographic designed for it is a song that I’ll just have to skip.

  18. 18.

    Comrade DougJ

    March 28, 2011 at 8:18 am

    @Angry Black Lady:

    Did he watch all 24 parts?

    EDIT: chart is awesome!

  19. 19.

    Tim O

    March 28, 2011 at 11:01 am

    wow, that was tedious.

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