Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

Stand up, dammit!

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

T R E 4 5 O N

In my day, never was longer.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

American history and black history cannot be separated.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

Anne Laurie is a fucking hero in so many ways. ~ Betty Cracker

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Be a wild strawberry.

You know he’s going to shit a cat.

How stupid are these people?

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

You cannot love your country only when you win.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

Wait, what?

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

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  3. 3.

    Redshirt

    At least the Terminators to come will know how to play games.

    And I’d like to remind Skynet that as an IT Professional, I could be very helpful in finding and rounding up any meatbag dissenters to toil in your underground factories. Hail Skynet!

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    Culture of Truth

    Reportedly federal prosecutors are considering charging BP managers with manslaughter over the deaths of the 11 workers on the oil rig.

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    Comrade Mary

    Pretty cool, although also kind of sad that we have to invent machines to play games on our behalf.

    You have seen Big Dog, right? Link not safe for those prone to nightmares. Imagine a giant fly crossed with a camel, or two mimes committed to the torments of pack animal hell.

    EDIT: OK, you mentioned Bigdog in text. I am an idiot.

  7. 7.

    NonyNony

    @Comrade Mary:

    kind of sad that we have to invent machines to play games on our behalf.

    No, we invent machines to organize data on our behalf or fight wars on our behalf.

    Games are just what we use to test them.

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    Joseph Nobles

    You know, it would be interesting to see Skynet bots that had their original purposes adapted to the destruction of humans. You know, accessing older programming like this for larger bots. Not that my interest is enough to desire another cinematic atrocity of the John Connor series.

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    TaMara (BHF)

    Haven’t these people been through enough?

    Niwot-based Crocs Inc. announced today that it has donated 100,000 pairs of shoes to Feed The Children and other organizations, which will work to distribute to those hardest hit by the recent earthquake and resulting tsunami.

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    The Dangerman

    Pong app is pretty damned cool, actually; I’d be fascinated to learn of the sensor that tells the bot how to maneuver into place (first guess, it’s in/on the ping pong ball sending the signal of “here I am”).

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    Robert Waldmann

    Wait no link to snakebot ? If snakebot is half as cool as big dog, I am planning to betray my species and join forces with the robots.

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