Guys, Congress is really hurting right now:
Congress “has been left out in the cold on this one,” said Rep. Walter Jones (R-NC), a longtime opponent of the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan. “There has been no consultation at all.”
“We read about it in the newspapers and then we ask questions about it,” said Rep. Betty Sutton (D-OH). “I think that’s concerning to the Congress and I think it’s concerning to the American people, and I believe rightly so.”
Betty, remember that binging and purging is not a constructive way to deal with your problems. And Walter, please don’t cut — it won’t take the pain away. We’re not friends on Facebook, but if we were, I’d write something supportive on your walls. And if I had your cell numbers, I have a really sweet Hello Kitty animation that I could text you.
Unfortunately, since we’re not FFFs, I’ll just have to stick to this blog post to tell you that, even though I disagree with our intervention in Libya, I can see why Obama, Clinton and Gates made you their whining bitches. You are absolutely the most useless bunch of piss-pants scared, do nothing chickenshits who have ever occupied the United States Capitol, and you deserve a single-digit approval rating and another wave election.