I love this town, because it’s hella more fun than so many others. For instance, imagine the soul-searing experience of a Tea Party Cruise to Alaska sponsored by the World Nut Daily!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Sign up now for the 2011 “WND Tea Party at Sea,” a week-long cruise to Alaska, Aug. 26 to Sept. 2, as a star-studded cast of speakers “sharpen and edify one another . . . sailing the pristine and majestic Alaska coastline.”…
The hard-partying, fun-loving trip leaders include WND founder and editor Joseph Farah; “Obama Nation” author Jerome Corsi; “How Evil Works” author David Kupelian; conservative superstar and Willie Horton ad producer Floyd Brown; and Aaron Klein, author of the best-selling “The Manchurian President: Barack Obama’s Ties to Communists, Socialists and Other Anti-American Extremists” — probably not including the executives at Morgan Stanley and Citigroup whom Obama (and Bush) bailed out.
The cruise also features perrenial candidate Alan Keyes, who lost presidential races in 1992, 1996, 2000 and 2008. (He lost a Senate race to Obama in 2004.)…
Rooms range from $1,400 for two in a “windowless stateroom” — we strongly advise avoiding those — to $9,150 for the big suites on the swift cruise ship. (The animated Web ad shows jet fighters flying overhead, either to defend the ship or maybe to strike Russia.)
You just know Farah, aka ‘The Mustache of Stubborn Mis-Understanding’, squinted at the Wasilla Grifter’s rapidly approaching sell-by date and muttered to himself, “Why should Jonah Goldberg score all the high-class bennies?”